hi tom, it’s your gay ex-lover speaking. i miss you so bad. i cant stop buying your merch, i see it as a way to stay connected to you in the most intimate of ways, i get to dawn the garb of your own personal creation. i am wearing something that came right out of your noggin. i love you tom, i love you so much.
I usually don't do this but, that was pretty egregious. Its don. Don the garb. Dawn is a time of day (or a soap I guess). Also fun fact, doff is to take something off.
I’m not done yet but the part that wasn’t mentioned was that the sting operation wasn’t for HIM it was due to complaints at the airport of people hooking up in the washrooms. He just happened to be there when they were doing surveillance 😂
@@daveg-Vancouver_Island yeah 😂 if u read the full details of the case itself it’s more of a case where he just happened to be caught due to an unrelated sting operation focused on exactly what he went there to do 😭
Tom is very on point with this..I'm genuinely gay if you talk to me you wouldn't be able to tell but my family genuinely has a problem with it they always gotta mention it gotta make comments about it when they get drunk it's all they talk about and clearly is a problem to them it took me a while for me to accept the fact that I'm gay but still struggle with feeling like there's sth wrong with me for being gay when there's not so yeah Tom you hit that shit right on the nose
Homophobia is stupid as shit, glad you know and understand nothing is wrong with you for being you. One love, hope they dig themselves out of that logical fallacy trench they've dug.
this is a big reason why the guy at the end saying “sexuality doesn’t mean anything” is wrong. stuff like this deeply affects people and it’s exactly why sexuality is pretty important to a lot of people.
This isn't just a one and done curious experience with a man either. This is 94 men dawg. So he was super into it. He was the Michael Jordan of the closet.
If he's gay his wife is a cover (which sucks) if he's bi, then he's genuinely cheating which id argue is worse. Id say in these situations saying he's gay is just making the nicer assumption first. Cause if he's bi he should stop cheating. But if he's in denial then yeah of course his wife isn't satisfying his needs
@mmboiler10 To be fair we don't know what a person wants to be unless they said it themselves. There's people who don't want to even be labeled so I think it'd just be better not oncome to rash assumptions (not that this is rash. I think 94 men is some form of signal).
Only 94, where are the other 6+ dudes. Step it up and crank those numbers up. Summon the demon twink power tops. Tom collabs with Ranboo, Kwite, Joey Graceffa, Bobby Burns, Tyler Oakley, Kingsley, Garrett Watts, Luke Alexander, Sl04n, Sketch, Tubbo, Bilzo, Jack Merridew, Lewis Buchan, Austin Show, Brandon Rogers, Elijah Daniel, Denzel Dion, Connor Franta, Mark E Miller, Reno Gold and Peachy Boy when?
The footage looks really old but this happened in 2007, being gay obviously wasn't illegal back then and last I checked hitting on someone isn't illegal either. Not sure how he even got arrested, touching shoes with someone, which for the "message" to get sent I would assume takes a second, so it could be seen as an "accident" for those that don't know what it means. Just seems really weird, imagine straight people getting arrested for asking women "what you up to tonight" doesn't make any sense does it? So neither does this.
Your brain is completely rotten. They were already investigating ongoing complaints about people hooking up in the bathrooms and he just happened to be there.
@@JackJohnson-hk3dd It being public didn't matter though, I already made a comparison, a man asking a woman what they're doing that night, when I heard he was done for "lude behavior" i assumed it meant he was caught with his pants down, but even then it wouldn't matter... as it's in a toilet, everyone has their pants down in there.
I so agreed ! The older I get I see this to fact in people’s is that The more hateful n negatives they are toward anyone is really themselves describing who they are inside .
One day I went fishing with my friend Mary and my Mom's bf, who was a park ranger, warned us that a lot of gay people hang out at that lake, and the way they signal they are looking to hook up is they park their cars in backwards. We didn't really believe him, and it was a big lake so there was a north lot, east lot, ect. We figured we had a 3 out of 4 shot of nothing happening. As soon as we pull in the north lot, there's like 10 cars all backed into parking spots and we start freaking out and leave immediately. The small parking lot was packed. I know this story sounds crazy but it was way too much of a coincidence.
A classic tale, its also kinda sad that he has had to lie his whole life because people take it personally that you're gay instead of just letting you be a normal person
Everyone is being really weird about two bros helping each other out. TushieTom is just a really good friend to all his guy friends and you all could stand to learn something from him.
“He place his bag up against the front of the door.. to give himself a bit of extra privacy” where else are you supposed to put it? On top of the toilet? You’re explicitly told not to leave any baggage unattended and most airport stalls barely have enough room to even close the door with a standard size carry on
Because we have a spine. We've been out for a long time, and don't care what people think. The guys on their knees are the submissive types and a lot more self conscious, not only tend to hide it more but stay closeted way longer.
I mean I did it to support the channel, but I ended up spending $146 on a sweater and a tshirt which seems a little much..there's gotta be a cheaper way to ship it lol
Anti-Gay TH-camr caught with 93 men and 1 Anti-Gay Senator
i was gonna add a like but i thought it should sit at 69 on this comment. whoever adds the 70th like is a gooner
Finally a subject Tom knows about more than anyone else.
Some say he’s an expert in sausage
😂😂😂
Bottoms up baby
Apparently he doesn’t know much about the conservative movement
This is why Tom has been on the "Not that there's anything wrong with that" grind. Gotta pretend he isn't one of the closeted people who lashes out
hi tom, it’s your gay ex-lover speaking. i miss you so bad. i cant stop buying your merch, i see it as a way to stay connected to you in the most intimate of ways, i get to dawn the garb of your own personal creation. i am wearing something that came right out of your noggin. i love you tom, i love you so much.
Straitghtest Turkey Tom viewer.
Destiny alt confirmed
It's not the *most* intimate way, but it's pretty close
I usually don't do this but, that was pretty egregious. Its don. Don the garb. Dawn is a time of day (or a soap I guess).
Also fun fact, doff is to take something off.
@@Shmandalf cool dude you have never felt the touch of a woman
94 men? Not even gay. 200 world be a lil gay.
Gaes and their high body counts..
depends, were the socks on and did the balls touch? 🤔
I read somewhere one needs to be intimate with more than a thousand men to qualify as gay. I'm heterosexual.
It’s only gay if you fall in love
Nah, being with men is the straightest thing to do. Imagine liking feminine women in skirts and dresses. Seems gay to me to want to be around that ngl
"Cool shirt, what band is it?"
"TH-cam sloptuber"
I’d tell them it’s a band called Turkey Tom rule 34
@@CEOofWasraelyou evil bastard 😂
@@CEOofWasrael excellent
Oh boy countdown for Tubecore started
@@CEOofWasrael i wonder if there's actually turkey tom rule 34
He said he’s not gay case is closed
Exactly, smh what has the world come to when a man's word isn't trusted. Especially a geriatric politician!
Closet closed.
Case is closeted
Gays are cool. This trans stuff gotta go tho
@@andrewjennings7306 closet closed 😂
Nothin gay about chilling with and inside the homies
Brings a new meaning to "ya feel me homie"
@@runningwithflairoh I feel ya homie😂😅
Bro what? You must be from cali
Homies over hoes
@williamkreth we found one bois!
Tom dark oiled up 4K
oh shit this aint google
Tom Darkness at the diddy party
@@coreycloudburstbro caught in 4k 💀
"I'm gooning! 😫" - Turkish Thomas
👁️ 👁️
👄
"Cruisin for a goonin" Larry Craig probably.
bro if he has 94 men in the same room as him he's bound to be caught at some point
Tell me you've never been in destinys closet without saying you've never been in destiny's closet
@@areichentalonly little kids there
And to think, his body count isn't even a fraction of Turkish Tomathan's
I’m not done yet but the part that wasn’t mentioned was that the sting operation wasn’t for HIM it was due to complaints at the airport of people hooking up in the washrooms. He just happened to be there when they were doing surveillance 😂
Hahahah seriously?
@@daveg-Vancouver_Island yeah 😂 if u read the full details of the case itself it’s more of a case where he just happened to be caught due to an unrelated sting operation focused on exactly what he went there to do 😭
can't believe they found out what I got up to back in '89
"I'm not gay" for the thumbnail is hilarious ahahaha
Couldn’t imagine gooning with 94 men
Ikr? Not even 500. What a rookie!
Idk bout you guys but I always go at least 1000
Tom the type of guy that can imagine that
@@conaldeugenepeterson2147 he doesnt even need to imagine it, loser
I know right? 93 tops
He actualy got caught sleeping with 94 men all at the same time.
Tom has a degree in goonolgy. He is a goonologist.
Is this about Destiny?
he's only at 93 so sadly not yet
Rookie numbers
Oh, it wasnt you that was the senator?
I’m from 35 min into the future, spoiler he was in fact not gay and there was a secret 95th man
33:48 saying “And so, Senator Larry Craig goes down.” When he left office is the funniest shit ever lmfao
24:58 Tom admits to meeting teenage boys in the bathroom here
Tom is very on point with this..I'm genuinely gay if you talk to me you wouldn't be able to tell but my family genuinely has a problem with it they always gotta mention it gotta make comments about it when they get drunk it's all they talk about and clearly is a problem to them it took me a while for me to accept the fact that I'm gay but still struggle with feeling like there's sth wrong with me for being gay when there's not so yeah Tom you hit that shit right on the nose
Homophobia is stupid as shit, glad you know and understand nothing is wrong with you for being you. One love, hope they dig themselves out of that logical fallacy trench they've dug.
for people who have issues with men being in love, homophobes sure cant stop thinking about dicks
My ni🅱️🅱️a that says a hell of a lot more about them than you
this is a big reason why the guy at the end saying “sexuality doesn’t mean anything” is wrong. stuff like this deeply affects people and it’s exactly why sexuality is pretty important to a lot of people.
Tom forehead reveal when?
Whenever the haircut happens, which I hope is soon but I think he's scared of turning into Bart again
>= 100 is the gay breaking point
And you're a virgin until 100 as well.
Ngl the merch shirt goes hard af
its only a little gay
pretty reasonable
He also spent years sneaking a bunch of blatantly gay entendres into his speeches.
Where can I see a compilation 😂
This isn't just a one and done curious experience with a man either. This is 94 men dawg. So he was super into it. He was the Michael Jordan of the closet.
The only one i know of is the bill clinton one where he calls him a "naughty boy"@@thecrackin-u8p
@@markstrike-y1g he basically had a harem of gay men
get your gas nozzle away from me before i jerk it around!
I find it funny how people just go "Well hes gay" but never think, "well, he's probably bi"
If he's gay his wife is a cover (which sucks) if he's bi, then he's genuinely cheating which id argue is worse. Id say in these situations saying he's gay is just making the nicer assumption first. Cause if he's bi he should stop cheating. But if he's in denial then yeah of course his wife isn't satisfying his needs
@mmboiler10 To be fair we don't know what a person wants to be unless they said it themselves. There's people who don't want to even be labeled so I think it'd just be better not oncome to rash assumptions (not that this is rash. I think 94 men is some form of signal).
We all know you got giddy with joy when you heard about this, Tom
He was only guilty of having a good time. But the denial is unbelievable, the guy must be miserable.
i bought the pullover and if it isnt made of ancient chinese silk and demonic witchfire im going to return it.
You like krabby patties don't ya Squidward?
And you were caught with destiny
"Guilty in a court of law of being gay" I'm 💀 bro
Tom caught with destiny
Tom was one of those 94 men 🙏🙏🙏
“I am not gay, I never claimed to be a gay” 😭
i didnt knew tom was a senator at such young age, so admirable
He wasn't tapping his foot, he just has a wide stance. Tom google "wide stance politician"
the never goon merch is FIRE!!!
Weird how this came out around the same time as the destiny leaks
Who up darkening their Tom over here? #stopgooning
Every time I have to piss I'll think of Mitch McConnell watching me...thx tom
Only 94, where are the other 6+ dudes. Step it up and crank those numbers up.
Summon the demon twink power tops.
Tom collabs with Ranboo, Kwite, Joey Graceffa, Bobby Burns, Tyler Oakley, Kingsley, Garrett Watts, Luke Alexander, Sl04n, Sketch, Tubbo, Bilzo, Jack Merridew, Lewis Buchan, Austin Show, Brandon Rogers, Elijah Daniel, Denzel Dion, Connor Franta, Mark E Miller, Reno Gold and Peachy Boy when?
Turk the Tom officially out, congratulations my dude🎉
21:05 I'm at work and thought I reconnected my Bluetooth earbud but noooo it had to play Tom saying "SUCKED OFF..."
"im not gay... I just prefer men!"
one day a documentary will be about how Tom solicited the company of men in a public bathroom
Tom thinking OJ is alive 💀
my sophomore year government teacher was actually this guys assistant when this happened 😂
The footage looks really old but this happened in 2007, being gay obviously wasn't illegal back then and last I checked hitting on someone isn't illegal either. Not sure how he even got arrested, touching shoes with someone, which for the "message" to get sent I would assume takes a second, so it could be seen as an "accident" for those that don't know what it means.
Just seems really weird, imagine straight people getting arrested for asking women "what you up to tonight" doesn't make any sense does it? So neither does this.
Your brain is completely rotten. They were already investigating ongoing complaints about people hooking up in the bathrooms and he just happened to be there.
I guess the reason is that it's public? But yea I agree with you seems a waste of police time and homophobia probably played a part in it.
@@JackJohnson-hk3dd It being public didn't matter though, I already made a comparison, a man asking a woman what they're doing that night, when I heard he was done for "lude behavior" i assumed it meant he was caught with his pants down, but even then it wouldn't matter... as it's in a toilet, everyone has their pants down in there.
Its weird to arrest someone for tapping their foot.
I remember George Michael was arrested for this but I think he might have been caught in the act.
I so agreed ! The older I get I see this to fact in people’s is that The more hateful n negatives they are toward anyone is really themselves describing who they are inside .
"I told you, I'm not gay, I'm deeply-closeted!"
I would have expected a handfull of people but 94 was not on my bingo sheet.
ive actually been waiting for someone to talk about this topic
wide stance larry will live on in LGBT history
I love how fucking terrifying your merch promo is
the new turkey merchy is actually pretty nice
This doesn't just apply to anti-gay people, it also applies to the anti-fascist, anti-racist, and anti-sexist movements.
The bathroom thing is because they're soliciting random men, they're trying to maintain anonymity.
Degenerative Coffeezilla
Tom was just 1 out of 94
This is what happens when you even goon once.
W merch plug tom, i WILL be buying a pullover
after this quick goon sesh
Turk-gay Tom
Well that's one way to have five guys
“It was cringe, now it’s based” the great wheel of destiny continues to spin
One day I went fishing with my friend Mary and my Mom's bf, who was a park ranger, warned us that a lot of gay people hang out at that lake, and the way they signal they are looking to hook up is they park their cars in backwards.
We didn't really believe him, and it was a big lake so there was a north lot, east lot, ect. We figured we had a 3 out of 4 shot of nothing happening.
As soon as we pull in the north lot, there's like 10 cars all backed into parking spots and we start freaking out and leave immediately. The small parking lot was packed.
I know this story sounds crazy but it was way too much of a coincidence.
Just got this in my recommended and all the merch is sold out. I wish you’d bring your 1st shirt back.
merch looks sick as always 👍 was able to pick up one of the pullovers.
This video can still be a meme. South Park has taught us the 22.3 years rule. So according to that rule, it's funny.
A classic tale, its also kinda sad that he has had to lie his whole life because people take it personally that you're gay instead of just letting you be a normal person
I can’t goon to this because I don’t want people to think I’m gay.
During the 2024 RNC Convention in Milwaukee....Grindr app kept crashing due to so much traffic.😅
Everyone is being really weird about two bros helping each other out. TushieTom is just a really good friend to all his guy friends and you all could stand to learn something from him.
Good ole Larry "Widestance" Craig!
😅😅😅
tom wishes he was Larry Craig
If he isn't gay, Tom isn't a chill guy
“He place his bag up against the front of the door.. to give himself a bit of extra privacy” where else are you supposed to put it? On top of the toilet? You’re explicitly told not to leave any baggage unattended and most airport stalls barely have enough room to even close the door with a standard size carry on
tom i cant afford a 75 dollar pullover
Punisher shirts not being cringe anymore is good news for actual punisher fans. Now i might stop being called a molitary larper or some shit
i find this so interesting, I can't wrap my head around how they end up being into what they hate
Tom the kind of guy to say "if I look down and see a ponytail, its all good".
chenk uygur’s name is seriously close to just being two racial slurs in conjunction with each other
W PIERCE THE VEIL SHIRT
Bro - who wrote the intro script for the merch plug? Dude has good writing chops and knowledge of lovecraftian non-euclidian horrors
“whats up with all the gay guys getting outted taking but not giving” do i need to quote harold and kumars escape from guantanamo bay?
Yeah, cause I dont know the line, and I want to know the punchline of this joke
Because we have a spine. We've been out for a long time, and don't care what people think. The guys on their knees are the submissive types and a lot more self conscious, not only tend to hide it more but stay closeted way longer.
He was like Pokémon trainer , he tried to catch them all!
Idaho mentioned‼️🥔‼️🥔
We must keep Gay Tom safe in 2025
Those Destiny leaks will end Turkish Tom
brother is so old he sounds 1920's radio white
It's not gay if you're not married.
Yeah it evens things out
Shipping on the merch is $30?? Why though..it's 2 articles of clothing.
I mean I did it to support the channel, but I ended up spending $146 on a sweater and a tshirt which seems a little much..there's gotta be a cheaper way to ship it lol
@@Spice.Melange simp
@@Spice.Melangedamn he hit a lick on you.
It's because he lives in Turkey. Turkish shipping is crazy
23:46 it isn't rly a loud sound it's more of the person receiving making noises, please don't ask how I know this 😅
Finally, some relatable content
15:24 WHYD YOU WHIMPER DAWG
Tom got his dink gooned by derstiny
I'm not gay, but a Rolls Royce is a Rolls Royce...