From Imdb re this: 'Eva Mendes (who called this a "terrible movie") said her dialogue in this film was entirely re-dubbed by another actress. Mendes says she learned of this when she attended the premier with her family and realized "...Something was wrong. Something was just off." She says the producer later explained to her that her voice was replaced because she "didn't sound intelligent enough." Mendes told Jon Stewart on The Daily Show (1996), "A Steven Seagal film, and I didn't sound intelligent enough?!' IMagine her saying that last line in Space Ice's voice.
I read that during a movie fight scene Seagal crushed an actor's jaw breaking many teeth and didn't even had the audacity to properly apologize to him or compensate him for the physical trauma.
I love the lore that Seagal is just a spree killer who kills to either quiet the voices or for the thrill. It definitely makes his movies more entertaining
Its mostly for the thrill and even if he isn't great with guns he still ends up killing anyways because he sucks at shooting. Not because he is masterful shot.
Seagal hated doing rehearsals. Apparently that whole fight scene was improvised. If you notice, they almost never end up touching each other, just hitting each other with the weapons.
There's a story from a movie he did in Bulgaria, where he deliberately injured several stuntmen during the shoot. The stunt coordinator, a former European Kick boxing champion, had have enough of his BS & allegedly knocked Seagal out cold and was fired afterwards.
@@evandaymon8303 I read this as "intentionally hunting the stuntmen" IE. they have had enough of working with Seagal, so Seagal has to first catch some stuntmen to work in his movies!
@@MamaMOB Most of these turd nuggets were sadly made within the last ten to 20 years and literally no one has ever heard of them. I was born in the 80s and I only knew segal from under siege thanks to the classic cake scene. Legendary stuff for my generation.
I used to watch people like Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson and think "man, I'd love to be an actor, but I don't think I m talented enough". But then I saw Seagal and I thought, "dude, there's a chance". Then i saw the Acolyte... Hollywood, here I come!
According to MJW, who plays the main bad guy here, Seagal deliberately injured a stuntman by throwing him on a glass table, during the movie shoot. The stuntman had to be hospitalized with numerous stitches. MJW then told Seagal: ''If you gonna pull a stupid stunt like this with me, when we shoot our big fight scene, I'm gonna kick your ass and I don't care if you're the star and what not." If you look closely at that fight scene, it's pretty much only Seagal's body double ''fighting'' MJW.
Yeah apparently the crew disliked Seagal so much that they scheduled the final fight at the end and basically told MJW "Please fuck him up, we dont need him for further filming anyway". Even MJW's agent was encouraging him to do it.
I kept thinking: When does he go to the strip club? Then I started to think that maybe, finally, Seagal would have a movie where he doesn't visit a strip club. But 8 minutes in, ... there he is at the strip club.
The number of crimes Seagal committed in just this movie: Manslaughter Espionage First Degree Murder Second Degree Murder(his favorite) Assault (second favorite) Assault with a Deadly Weapon Sexual Harassment Reckless Endangerment Kidnapping Damage to public property Grand theft auto And much more that I can’t think of
This channel never misses an opportunity to knock Steven Seagal. Just like Steven Seagal never misses an opportunity to knock over an old lady in front of him in line at the buffet.
I wonder how Seagal feels about the fact that his older films are chock full of decent actors who’ve gone on to have really good careers after being in his movies, & Seagal is still making the exact same pile of crap as always.
@@AsuraOkami To be fair, Seagal was actually in real movies at the time. His ego hadn't yet exploded. "On Deadly Ground" in '94 was the beginning of the end.
Every Steven Seagal movie in a nutshell: -Steven Seagal is either special forces, government agent, pacifist with a high a kill count, vigilante, law enforcement, Harvard professor, doctor, philanthropist, ex special forces, ex government agent, or ex law enforcement -Seagal is treated like the second coming of Jesus Christ -Seagal will mumble his way through scenes or require the use of voice dubbing from other people -Seagal probably does his scenes in one take -Body doubles that do everything which includes fighting, walking, and standing -Loads of plot convenience -Opening scene that has no connection to rest of the plot and is never mentioned again -Steven Seagal will be portrayed as the hero but does plenty of illegal stuff -Seagal will hook up with women significantly younger than him -Sudden tone shift in Seagal movies -Seagal’s accent will either be Italian, Russian, Irish, Native American, Asian, Japanese, Russian, Black, or Hispanic -Multiple plot threads that go nowhere and abandoned by the end of the movie -Seagal will be sitting down for most of his scenes -In some Seagal movies, Seagal will sometimes appear for 10 to 20 minutes -Stupid sounding title names that try to sound cool -Seagal’s self insert oc will have stupid names that try to sound cool -The aspect ratio in some Seagal movies will be stretched out to make Seagal look slimmer -Whenever Seagal does a fight scene, he does his patented slap fighting or flails his arms like a weirdo (and will also never take a hit and be sitting down) -Whenever Seagal uses a gun, he does his patented no look shooting and gun will always have infinite ammo and never jam -Fight scenes will sometimes be shot with darkness, shaky cam, or jump cuts to hide Seagal’s weight or his stunt doubles -Every Seagal movie either takes place in Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia, random locations in the USA, or Mexico -Mandatory strip club scene -Whenever Seagal has a team, everyone will die, vanish, or do nothing while Seagal does all the work -Whenever Seagal has a sidekick, his sidekick will someone who is more competent at acting and fighting but will usually die, vanish, or do nothing -Whenever Seagal has a wife, love interest, or daughter, they usually end up dying or being kidnapped and someone younger takes their place -Seagal’s crappy movies will sometimes be a sequel to another crappy Seagal movie -Seagal will wear whatever he wants despite the situation -Seagal will always walk into the next plot point -Plots usually resolve themselves in the first 10 or 20 minutes -Reuse of footage -Filler that puts most anime to shame -Movies will abruptly end after hitting 90 minutes -Terrible special effects and green screen -Despite being an “action star”, Seagal will never hold a gun correctly and always flinches or blinks when shooting a gun -One liners and jokes that fall flatter than Seagal’s “acting career” -Use of random military jargon -Fully clothed s€x scenes -Seagal will sometimes have a family, wife, or love interest that appears at the end of the movie -On the movie’s cover art, Seagal’s head will be photoshopped on someone else’s body -Whatever government agency that Seagal works for apparently has jurisdiction over the entire world -Every Steven Seagal movie is a mega blockbuster hit movie Anything else I forget?
As far as wearing whatever he wants, I think it's because none of the clothes fit him. I recall that one movie Sniper, Special ops, the costume director was told that Seagal would bring in his own clothes and you can see in many scenes some of them were not fitted on his body and was instead just put over him because he couldn't reach behind him to buckle the straps or make adjustments. I think he insists on bringing his own clothes and costumes in, and he makes it out like he's bringing in cooler gear and stuff but really because he's worried it won't fit him.
Ahhh, the movie where Seagal walked off the boat right into the lake. Many Great Lakes cities are still recovering from the tidal wave to this day. It was by far America’s worst man made disaster of 2001.
@@irwinisidro yea apparently he covered the front half of the top of his head in black tar to hide the fact he’s bald. Now his hairline is a perfect 90 degree angle.
I have a 45 year old cousin who thinks seagull is so great, he looks like him, acts like him, speaks like him, and shoots like him. He's applied to the CIA 6 times, was turned down by the Marines, but DID manage a spot as a reserved deputy sheriff who only gets called in as extra security for high school football games. I showed him your channel, he got mad and tried to kick my desk chair out from under me. He slipped and knocked himself out when my Stanley cup fell off the desk and bonked him on the head. I think he achieved perfection with that move. Opinions?
I dunno. How are his various fake accents? Does he have an obnoxiously greasy ponytail? He hasn't reached Full Segal yet so there might still be time to save him
The worst thing about this movie is that Anthony Anderson lost 150 pounds after this movie due to the depression of being in a Steven Seagal movie whilst Seagal absorbed all the weight and kept making movies.
That high bounce kick with the thugs right by his truck. Looked like he slipped on a puddle and they reversed the footage halfway through the fall 😂😂😂😂
Eva Mendes hated this movie and wasn't happy about her voice being dubbed . The studio explained they had to do it because she didn't sound smart..... that's right in a Seagull movie .
After years of pretending to be able to shoot guns, it's ridiculous his face still looks like each shot is his first. But, whatever, more fuel for Space Ice to put on the fire that warms my soul.
If Seagal didn't take himself so seriously and did comedy I feel like he wouldn't be hated as much as he is. The dude literally thinks he's the best at everything 😂
Space Ice is using my movies to get views. I find this hilarious actually. He hate towards me doesn't mean anything. It just gives more popularity to me.
I'd really like it if you focused more on the absurdity of the scenes and the plot, and on Seagal's psychotic and maniacal nature. Like you used to do on some of your older Seagal clips. Anyway, great video! Keep up the good work, you always make me laugh.
@@motionless360 Seagal would be the Jar-Jar of the Sith. Can you imagine him with a lightsaber? Especially with Darth Maul's? Even worse, Lumiya's (cat of nine tails saber). There would be decapitated innocents everywhere. I want to see that now.
A joke about a sexist joke while making fun of his own over-the-top absurdist comedy to make fun of Seagal being a horrible human being. Space Ice is playing 4D chess with comedy and winning.
Seagal definitely has a compulsion for attacking minorities completely unprovoked in his cop character movies. Great character development and research.
Someone needs to update the Doomsday Clock if the Sparkplugs are in league with Seagal. That combination of spittin', jiggle waddling, slap fighting evil is a threat to the entire human race.
It's been a long time since I've seen this, and just watching it and seeing Anthony Anderson, who was absolutley outstanding in The Shield as Antwon Mitchell, and you wonder how the hell everybody survived being around by the talent vacuum that is Steven Seagal. Though I'm now just wondering what The Shield would have been like if it had Seagal in it?
@@976HIKE It's actually not new. I've traced it back to 4 months. But now he's inserting graphics of spark plugs, rather than simply mentioning them. :)
That's not how machine guns work. lol 1:18 Weird how many actual actors are in this: Jill Hennessy, Bruce McGill, Bill Duke, Anthony Anderson, Tom Arnold. Must've been his last actual Hollywood movie.
This was literally the last Steven Segal movie I ever watched. Michael Jai White was the only reason I watched it. I was heavily into martial arts, and MJW kicks ass. Blood and Bone is one of his best.
You can still see the dealership's window sticker at 3:39. I don't know why that made me laugh so hard. Now the "it's a test drive they won't return" joke is even funnier. And Tom Arnold has gotten his life in better shape after leaving Roseanne (whose life is a disaster over the past several years and only getting worse). I don't know what he's been up to lately but he's definitely improved from this film.
I went to a Salvation Army the other day and they had Attrition for sale. I couldn't believe it, not that they made it on DVD, but that someone would voluntarily give up the greatest movie ever made.
I can't even fathom the words to describe how hilarious it is that he borrowed a car, took it for a test drive and kept the information in the window 🙄🙄
Here’s a thought I had recently: remaking movies with muppets. Just replace Steven Seagal with Miss Piggy, and suddenly all his movies go up in quality by 100%.
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Space Ice is the only reason more people don't go all seagal, in schools
Nemesis 4 angel of death, you have to do it 😂😂
3:24
OMG that's at least spark plug level value for a callback what the F$*% was that even supposed to MAKE us believe?
Even the movie title, makes no sense.
"Exit wounds".. 🙄
Has master Segal ever reached out to you, about these videos.
From Imdb re this:
'Eva Mendes (who called this a "terrible movie") said her dialogue in this film was entirely re-dubbed by another actress. Mendes says she learned of this when she attended the premier with her family and realized "...Something was wrong. Something was just off." She says the producer later explained to her that her voice was replaced because she "didn't sound intelligent enough." Mendes told Jon Stewart on The Daily Show (1996), "A Steven Seagal film, and I didn't sound intelligent enough?!'
IMagine her saying that last line in Space Ice's voice.
That sucks. She deserved better.
Eva Mendes has more talent and beauty in her turds than Seagal could ever dream of having in his whole body.
@@toweypat why? She's awful.
@@themonsterunderyourbed9408not in bed
@@Vortex_Feedz Probably why she was even in movies to begin with.
3 complaints filed for excessive force……
46 complaints for sexual harassment
109 complaints for stealing lunches
Most from fatsos that cannot see own mini penis
its that damn sasquatch thats who!
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@@mastergwahaThat's the excuse Seagal gave up while having a mouthful of pizza sub he stole...😅
I read that during a movie fight scene Seagal crushed an actor's jaw breaking many teeth and didn't even had the audacity to properly apologize to him or compensate him for the physical trauma.
Fun fact: This movie was named exit wounds because most movie-goers injured themselves running out of emergency exits.
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Nice call, but I don't think anyone saw this at the theatres
Was gonna say no chance this was in theaters. Space Ice is probably the only person who has ever watched it. @@brucewillis542
Good one ROFL
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Seagal being too fat to get out of the desk was the best.
The chair was just small.
@@StevenSeagal245 yeah, I bet they get smaller each year, don't they?
Belushi did it better in Blues Brothers! 🙂
Tbf, he’s not just fat, he’s also pretty tall
That’s not funny. He has a thyroid condition and a cholesterol,blood pressure condition too
Live by the chair, die by the chair
-Steven Seagal
touching
@@niccolorichter1488yes. Seagal has several charges for that
thought it was Shakespeare.
Out for Justice proved people die by the sock.
How big of a budget did they blow on this movie? So many famous actors for nothing.
when Tom Arnold isn't the most pathetic person in the movie, you know you're watching a Steven Seagal film.
The Tom Arnold bit was hilarious. It’s true he’s only associated with true lies and marrying Roseanne
Facts. Dude is a knob.
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow And i'll still watch HIS films over the sh*t Hollywood is turning out now.
@@SuperOmnicronsj44 nobody cares
Lmao
I love the lore that Seagal is just a spree killer who kills to either quiet the voices or for the thrill. It definitely makes his movies more entertaining
Its mostly for the thrill and even if he isn't great with guns he still ends up killing anyways because he sucks at shooting. Not because he is masterful shot.
@@evandaymon8303 What a shame *lip smack* what a rotten career.
@@evandaymon8303 You don't have to worry about hitting the wrong target when everyone is a target...
Dude is the most psychotic actor ever lol
@@Ohflipsnap Exactly my point
"And if Seagal can do side aerial, then anything is possible and now hes fighting a Jedi!" XD
Seagal hated doing rehearsals. Apparently that whole fight scene was improvised. If you notice, they almost never end up touching each other, just hitting each other with the weapons.
Steven Seagal: I have an idea
Every stuntman in Romania: Aw shit, here we go again
Follow by intentionally hurting the stuntmen.
Every stripper in Romania: Aw shit, here we go getting groped in a trailer again.
There's a story from a movie he did in Bulgaria, where he deliberately injured several stuntmen during the shoot.
The stunt coordinator, a former European Kick boxing champion, had have enough of his BS & allegedly knocked Seagal out cold and was fired afterwards.
@@evandaymon8303
I read this as "intentionally hunting the stuntmen" IE. they have had enough of working with Seagal, so Seagal has to first catch some stuntmen to work in his movies!
That break dance kick was the funniest thing I've ever seen 🤣
The day Segal learned a new technique
@@davisjones7137 *invented
I am pretty sure it was supposed to be a capoeira move. Emphasis on the "supposed to be".
Who the hell even knew Seagal had this many movies before this channel...lol
Anyone who was around in the '80s and '90s.
There's one dude in Arkansas that collected EVERY Seagal movie ever. One.
@@MamaMOB Most of these turd nuggets were sadly made within the last ten to 20 years and literally no one has ever heard of them. I was born in the 80s and I only knew segal from under siege thanks to the classic cake scene. Legendary stuff for my generation.
@@MamaMOBI've never seen a Segal Movie.
I knew he was an actor but I remember more of Mad Tv making fun of him than the real Segal.
@@d1nonly14ever3 will sasso!
I used to watch people like Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson and think "man, I'd love to be an actor, but I don't think I m talented enough". But then I saw Seagal and I thought, "dude, there's a chance". Then i saw the Acolyte... Hollywood, here I come!
All possibilities for those who are total A holes
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yup , money for nothing
Under Sedge was such a good movie it took him a while to use up that magic
According to MJW, who plays the main bad guy here, Seagal deliberately injured a stuntman by throwing him on a glass table, during the movie shoot. The stuntman had to be hospitalized with numerous stitches.
MJW then told Seagal: ''If you gonna pull a stupid stunt like this with me, when we shoot our big fight scene, I'm gonna kick your ass and I don't care if you're the star and what not."
If you look closely at that fight scene, it's pretty much only Seagal's body double ''fighting'' MJW.
A stuntman actually died during the filming of this movie.
According to one interview with MJW, the filming staff were actually encouraging him to injure Seagall.
Yeah apparently the crew disliked Seagal so much that they scheduled the final fight at the end and basically told MJW "Please fuck him up, we dont need him for further filming anyway".
Even MJW's agent was encouraging him to do it.
I believe it
Had me in the first half, ngl
“No, from True Lies and you married Roseanne; that’s all you’ll ever be.”
DAAAAAAAAMN! So true though 🤣🤣🤣
Yep and that's ALL he'll ever be!
Truth
Actually forgot he was in True Lies.
@MamaMOB factual statement. Dude is a colossal 💩.
@@jimspence0 he was awesome in it
I kept thinking: When does he go to the strip club? Then I started to think that maybe, finally, Seagal would have a movie where he doesn't visit a strip club. But 8 minutes in, ... there he is at the strip club.
Stripclubs are seagals temples/churches or what ever fuxking religion he decided to pretend to be this week
It's written in his contract along with unlimited cookies and sex scenes with whichever actress is the most desperate.
@@OldPirate1718But was the strip club made in 2001?
@bwj "Old" pirates were made in 2001. Why is he spamming that excuse @ ev1 lol
Steven does have films without strip clubs but those are rare as his rare good movies which is very rare so rare that they become nonexistent
Seagal: "I can't type"
Space Ice: "Or read, or write, or act" 😂
1:28
Bro even edited the newspaper to roast Seagull, gotta respect the dedication.
😂
He did it in his Tango & Cash review too lol.
Those fine details! 👌
Anytime there's a closeup of a newspaper he does that lol
musta got help from Ritchie 🗞️
The number of crimes Seagal committed in just this movie:
Manslaughter
Espionage
First Degree Murder
Second Degree Murder(his favorite)
Assault (second favorite)
Assault with a Deadly Weapon
Sexual Harassment
Reckless Endangerment
Kidnapping
Damage to public property
Grand theft auto
And much more that I can’t think of
That's a lot of false accusations against me.
This channel never misses an opportunity to knock Steven Seagal.
Just like Steven Seagal never misses an opportunity to knock over an old lady in front of him in line at the buffet.
Keep them coming BRO 👊🏻 always good to have a laugh at Steven‘s expense 😆
I'm still waiting for the day Seagal makes a movie where he slaps a helicopter and it explodes.
He's still looking for a double stupid enough to accept to do the stunt
That is Chuck Norris territory ;)
@@carry10mm nah, Chuck Norris just needs to look at the helicopter and it explodes by itself out of respect
While never leaving the confines of a chair.
Thanks for the laugh out loud moment.
"He said f*** the script, and f*** science!".😂😂😂. That line alone made my day!!!
I wonder how Seagal feels about the fact that his older films are chock full of decent actors who’ve gone on to have really good careers after being in his movies, & Seagal is still making the exact same pile of crap as always.
@@OldPirate1718 That'd be 23 years ago.
In 2001 his movies still had some minimum production value
@@OldPirate1718 it made 80 million on a 33 million budget
It was a hit
It still boggles my mind that Keith David's worked with Steven Seagal in a movie.
@@AsuraOkami To be fair, Seagal was actually in real movies at the time. His ego hadn't yet exploded. "On Deadly Ground" in '94 was the beginning of the end.
Every Steven Seagal movie in a nutshell:
-Steven Seagal is either special forces, government agent, pacifist with a high a kill count, vigilante, law enforcement, Harvard professor, doctor, philanthropist, ex special forces, ex government agent, or ex law enforcement
-Seagal is treated like the second coming of Jesus Christ
-Seagal will mumble his way through scenes or require the use of voice dubbing from other people
-Seagal probably does his scenes in one take
-Body doubles that do everything which includes fighting, walking, and standing
-Loads of plot convenience
-Opening scene that has no connection to rest of the plot and is never mentioned again
-Steven Seagal will be portrayed as the hero but does plenty of illegal stuff
-Seagal will hook up with women significantly younger than him
-Sudden tone shift in Seagal movies
-Seagal’s accent will either be Italian, Russian, Irish, Native American, Asian, Japanese, Russian, Black, or Hispanic
-Multiple plot threads that go nowhere and abandoned by the end of the movie
-Seagal will be sitting down for most of his scenes
-In some Seagal movies, Seagal will sometimes appear for 10 to 20 minutes
-Stupid sounding title names that try to sound cool
-Seagal’s self insert oc will have stupid names that try to sound cool
-The aspect ratio in some Seagal movies will be stretched out to make Seagal look slimmer
-Whenever Seagal does a fight scene, he does his patented slap fighting or flails his arms like a weirdo (and will also never take a hit and be sitting down)
-Whenever Seagal uses a gun, he does his patented no look shooting and gun will always have infinite ammo and never jam
-Fight scenes will sometimes be shot with darkness, shaky cam, or jump cuts to hide Seagal’s weight or his stunt doubles
-Every Seagal movie either takes place in Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia, random locations in the USA, or Mexico
-Mandatory strip club scene
-Whenever Seagal has a team, everyone will die, vanish, or do nothing while Seagal does all the work
-Whenever Seagal has a sidekick, his sidekick will someone who is more competent at acting and fighting but will usually die, vanish, or do nothing
-Whenever Seagal has a wife, love interest, or daughter, they usually end up dying or being kidnapped and someone younger takes their place
-Seagal’s crappy movies will sometimes be a sequel to another crappy Seagal movie
-Seagal will wear whatever he wants despite the situation
-Seagal will always walk into the next plot point
-Plots usually resolve themselves in the first 10 or 20 minutes
-Reuse of footage
-Filler that puts most anime to shame
-Movies will abruptly end after hitting 90 minutes
-Terrible special effects and green screen
-Despite being an “action star”, Seagal will never hold a gun correctly and always flinches or blinks when shooting a gun
-One liners and jokes that fall flatter than Seagal’s “acting career”
-Use of random military jargon
-Fully clothed s€x scenes
-Seagal will sometimes have a family, wife, or love interest that appears at the end of the movie
-On the movie’s cover art, Seagal’s head will be photoshopped on someone else’s body
-Whatever government agency that Seagal works for apparently has jurisdiction over the entire world
-Every Steven Seagal movie is a mega blockbuster hit movie
Anything else I forget?
-most of his films have names with kill in them
Although to be fair some of the titles sound pretty cool if only he wasn't the actor or main actor in the movie.
Christ loves strip clubs.
As far as wearing whatever he wants, I think it's because none of the clothes fit him. I recall that one movie Sniper, Special ops, the costume director was told that Seagal would bring in his own clothes and you can see in many scenes some of them were not fitted on his body and was instead just put over him because he couldn't reach behind him to buckle the straps or make adjustments. I think he insists on bringing his own clothes and costumes in, and he makes it out like he's bringing in cooler gear and stuff but really because he's worried it won't fit him.
@@Dan-di9jd How come narcissists always get so fat?
Ahhh, the movie where Seagal walked off the boat right into the lake. Many Great Lakes cities are still recovering from the tidal wave to this day. It was by far America’s worst man made disaster of 2001.
Reminds me of the tub scene in family guy
😅😂🤣
I saw a video clip where "Mr. Roseanne" told the story about him walking off the boat. Hilarious.
And apparently, his hair dye was running down his face 🤣
@@irwinisidro yea apparently he covered the front half of the top of his head in black tar to hide the fact he’s bald. Now his hairline is a perfect 90 degree angle.
Actors: Tom Arnold, Michael Jay White and Isaiah Washington have some comments and behind the scenes stories about Seagal on that movie 😆😄
I dread the day you run out of movies with the human penguin.
Agreed.
And 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🐧 😂
no problem, Space Ice will remake new videos with the same movies and it will be great anyway
seagal is putting out like 5 direct to videos a year... tons of material
He can do comedies, starting with Adam Sandler.
I have a 45 year old cousin who thinks seagull is so great, he looks like him, acts like him, speaks like him, and shoots like him. He's applied to the CIA 6 times, was turned down by the Marines, but DID manage a spot as a reserved deputy sheriff who only gets called in as extra security for high school football games. I showed him your channel, he got mad and tried to kick my desk chair out from under me. He slipped and knocked himself out when my Stanley cup fell off the desk and bonked him on the head.
I think he achieved perfection with that move.
Opinions?
I dunno. How are his various fake accents? Does he have an obnoxiously greasy ponytail? He hasn't reached Full Segal yet so there might still be time to save him
@@StevenSeagal245 "a good taste"... a good taste of what? I'm thinking something brown, smelly, and attracts flies, lol! He's a psycho!
@@AspasiaB Oh, he's beyond all hope.
Damn I hope this is all true
@@rob.parsnips To quote Metallica: "You know it's sad but true..." 🙂
The worst thing about this movie is that Anthony Anderson lost 150 pounds after this movie due to the depression of being in a Steven Seagal movie whilst Seagal absorbed all the weight and kept making movies.
Irony!
Seagal just absorbed it
Really 😮😮😮😮
"And now he's fighting a Jedi."
I just about died laughing there.
That high bounce kick with the thugs right by his truck. Looked like he slipped on a puddle and they reversed the footage halfway through the fall 😂😂😂😂
I was thinking the same. How's that possible even in fantasy movies like these?
I think there was some wire-work going on lol including the shin kicks!
@@favoritemustard3542 I bet the wires used to hang Seagal were industrial strength wires that they use on bridges.
@@hollowjack8711 not gonna lie I was half expecting Space Ice to use the cartoon banana peel slip sound effect for that bit
Eva Mendes hated this movie and wasn't happy about her voice being dubbed . The studio explained they had to do it because she didn't sound smart..... that's right in a Seagull movie .
I make great movies.
Please keep making more films Master Seagal 🙏
You run funny
Black Dawn sucked
Nice try, stunt double!!😂
You sir, are a liar
He obviously heard the term "Desk jockey" in a cop movie once, and thought it meant riding a desk round a room like a horse.
I remember seeing this in theaters.
Everyone cracked the hell up at the Seagal breakdance-kick
I'm a breakdance-kick superstar. ;)
@@StevenSeagal245 get a life
You saw this in a theater?
"And leaves while she vomits" 🤣🤣🤢🤢
After years of pretending to be able to shoot guns, it's ridiculous his face still looks like each shot is his first. But, whatever, more fuel for Space Ice to put on the fire that warms my soul.
@@OldPirate1718 And Above the Law came out 13 years before. And in movies he made 18 years after, he still makes the same dumb face.
Seagull is in permanent pray-&-spray mode.
@@ebbderelict Every thumbnails of space ice were Steven's Goofy looking face.
@@OldPirate1718 Quit spamming you stupid bot.
@@ebbderelict It's a bot, report it
If Seagal didn't take himself so seriously and did comedy I feel like he wouldn't be hated as much as he is.
The dude literally thinks he's the best at everything 😂
Even chairs are kicking Seagals ass now 😮
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I got stucked in that chair. It ain't my fault.
Wait till he uses his Fat-fu
"No! It's True Lies, and married to Rosanne, that's all you'll ever be." 😂
My new favorite word….Jigglewaddling!! 😂😂😂
the waddling sound at 0:40 😭
Carl Muthafukin Winslow, now that's a movie.
theyre for my WIFE... huh huh.... shes PREGNANT! uh huh.... just bag it!
I just love the intros ‘WHERE HE SHOWED THE WORLD’ 😂❤
this movie is crazy entertaining and bad at the same time. Personal favorite.
I agree, if it's on TV I'm definitely dropping everything and watching it.
So bad, it's good.
@@choysakanto6792 the very essence of it
This movie is certified SBIG. It's featured on Jason Brandt's So Bad It's Good (SBIG) movie review channel.
Segal in a nutshell
"Jiggle waddling." Got me CRYING I'm laughing so hard...🤣🤣🤣
YES! Friday, Space Ice and Seagal!
its a great day, when Space Ice drops a new Seagal movie review!!!
A blessing from the lord
Space Ice is using my movies to get views. I find this hilarious actually. He hate towards me doesn't mean anything. It just gives more popularity to me.
@@StevenSeagal245It's a Win-Win in that case. :))
I'd really like it if you focused more on the absurdity of the scenes and the plot, and on Seagal's psychotic and maniacal nature. Like you used to do on some of your older Seagal clips. Anyway, great video! Keep up the good work, you always make me laugh.
And now he's fighting a Jedi. 😂
That took me out. 🤣 🤣 🤣
😂I died
darth seagal
@@motionless360 Seagal would be the Jar-Jar of the Sith. Can you imagine him with a lightsaber? Especially with Darth Maul's? Even worse, Lumiya's (cat of nine tails saber). There would be decapitated innocents everywhere. I want to see that now.
Anything can happen in Segal Universe
A joke about a sexist joke while making fun of his own over-the-top absurdist comedy to make fun of Seagal being a horrible human being. Space Ice is playing 4D chess with comedy and winning.
Can you explain it?
> Be me
> Having bad day
> Open TH-cam
> New Space Ice Seagal video
> Day immediately improves substantially
Thank you Mr. Space Ice and Sensei Seagal
12:07 wow Space Ice freeze framing some creepy stuff thx Space Ice!
I personally think that Exit Wounds was his last good film. But that's just me.
It's not just you.
I think Exit Wounds was still watchable.
He didnt have any good movies. Even the ones from the 90s. As a kid watching them, they were nonsensical.
@@DontKnowDontCare6.9There were 2 things I liked about Under Siege.
(it was the boobies)
I liked Exit Wounds too. I didn't expect it to be Masterpiece Theater.
A Seagal comeback is less likely than a DMX comeback.
In fact DMX Is featured on the latest FFDP single 😅
@@centocerez I guess there's still hope for sensai seagal ;)
Space I cannot get enough of these videos 😭😭
Same!
Seagal definitely has a compulsion for attacking minorities completely unprovoked in his cop character movies. Great character development and research.
Attacking minorities? Don’t be ridiculous. He’s seagull he traumatizes everyone equally, like a real cop.
Sad he terrorized the entire city all night
Escape from L.A. PLEASE! The people need to hear you comment over this great superhero movie!
I unironically love that movie. 😅
@@OratoryJamesIVme too, despite its flaws.
Steven Seagull saying "i have something solid" made me want to vomit 🤢
This move represents Segal's "Blue period," where he's experimenting with using 2 syllable movie titles.
5:14 "Now they have a Truffle Shuffle contest which Segal dominates." Liked the clever reference of The Goonies.
It’s a shame not many people will get this reference
1:10 It feels like Seagal was inspired by Time Crisis 2, specifically the parts where the pistol became a machine gun.
"Jiggle Waddling" must be included in the Oxford dictionary 😂😂😂
Always love these videos. You gave me the chutzpah to start my humor based true crime channel.
Keep up the good work man!👍💥
Someone needs to update the Doomsday Clock if the Sparkplugs are in league with Seagal. That combination of spittin', jiggle waddling, slap fighting evil is a threat to the entire human race.
spark plugs are the antihero
“ Party Up got me through some rough times but this S… is unforgivable.” Brilliant
SPITTIN
Seagal fighting a Jedi is something that should be made into a fully-fledged Disney+ series.
Not the SpongeBob footsteps 😂😂😂😂
I've waited years for this review, I saw the movie opening night in Baltimore. Fatman Waddles was actively booed when he appeared onscreen. 🎉
Honey wake up. New space ice video just dropped!
Well crap you made the comment before I could lol 😂
Space Ice's Brand New Mega Blockbuster Hit Video
This meme comment is more cringe than Stevan Segal’s computer chair martial arts style.
@@artOVtrolling using the word cringe is very cringey LMFAO 🤣
Ruff Rydas ain’t gotta follow parking rules
It's been a long time since I've seen this, and just watching it and seeing Anthony Anderson, who was absolutley outstanding in The Shield as Antwon Mitchell, and you wonder how the hell everybody survived being around by the talent vacuum that is Steven Seagal.
Though I'm now just wondering what The Shield would have been like if it had Seagal in it?
1:00 Did he shoot a semi-full auto handgun for like 120 rounds?
Yes. You doubt the abilities of the greatest shot in the history of the world?!
Just because you run slower than Robocop doesn’t mean you get an Auto-9.
The sensei Seagal's fingers are just as fast as other parts of his body
My man Michael Jai White didn't deserve being in such a mess. He should've been playing Black Panther or be the new Blade if Wesley couldn't do it.
He's too much of prima donna.
3:19 "after throwing what was by far the highest kick of his career"!! Laughing with tears!!
The Acolyte has made me really appreciate Steven Seagal.
I watched this movie on a plane and it was so bad that I walked out half way through
the plane probably failed to take off with Seagal in it even in virtuality
" Party Up got me through some rough times."
Never change Space Ice
Love the newspaper and those secret little Seagal burns!!
1:29
I got exit wounds just from watching this movie.
“His love of rap ended up being a typo..” 😂😂😂
"He and his chins" fucking ended me. 😂😂
"Post-murder afterglow" is a phrase I need to use in a fiction someday.
13:00 that sparkplug... it be spittin
What’s the new running gag with the spark plugs?
@@976HIKE It's actually not new. I've traced it back to 4 months. But now he's inserting graphics of spark plugs, rather than simply mentioning them. :)
Thanks dude. It was so well done, that my brain didn't realize that Space Ice added it himself into the video. Until I saw your comment.
That poor girl was never seen again- I think that may be the darkest joke by Space Ice yet. 😂
That's not how machine guns work. lol 1:18 Weird how many actual actors are in this: Jill Hennessy, Bruce McGill, Bill Duke, Anthony Anderson, Tom Arnold. Must've been his last actual Hollywood movie.
My wife and i watch space ice together and use the voice when trying to make a point. Love this channel
Wait wtf !!
Space ice still hasn’t run out of seagal movies. Steven seagal really made a boatload of crappy movies. Unbelievable 😂
“I’d Love To Show JCVD “Whose Boss” With My Mastery In Aikido.”-Stefan Seagull
This was literally the last Steven Segal movie I ever watched. Michael Jai White was the only reason I watched it. I was heavily into martial arts, and MJW kicks ass. Blood and Bone is one of his best.
You can still see the dealership's window sticker at 3:39. I don't know why that made me laugh so hard. Now the "it's a test drive they won't return" joke is even funnier.
And Tom Arnold has gotten his life in better shape after leaving Roseanne (whose life is a disaster over the past several years and only getting worse). I don't know what he's been up to lately but he's definitely improved from this film.
I went to a Salvation Army the other day and they had Attrition for sale. I couldn't believe it, not that they made it on DVD, but that someone would voluntarily give up the greatest movie ever made.
Man am I glad the algorithm blessed my feed with this. Absolutely hilarious!
To be fair this one had recognizable celebrities like Carl Winslow in it.
This is easily one of Seagal’s best movies and best characters.
"High flying Seagal " 🤣🤣😅😅😅😅
I can't even fathom the words to describe how hilarious it is that he borrowed a car, took it for a test drive and kept the information in the window 🙄🙄
Surprisingly DMX is already dead and Seagal the walking cholesterol is still alive and kicking uh slapping
Here’s a thought I had recently: remaking movies with muppets.
Just replace Steven Seagal with Miss Piggy, and suddenly all his movies go up in quality by 100%.
Looks like Segal ruined this guy’s childhood and is out for revenge.
This channel is the best promotion for Seagal's movies xD