Cursed Yandere Simulator 💀

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  • @BijuuMike
    @BijuuMike  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2940

    Should use this program on hello neighbor? 🤔

  • @annmarieaber2430
    @annmarieaber2430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Yandere Dev sees the video and proceeds to throw his monitor on the floor out of pure terror

    • @chloeisthebest4609
      @chloeisthebest4609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahhaah

    • @chloeisthebest4609
      @chloeisthebest4609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oopss

    • @octonut2404
      @octonut2404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Likes:222
      Me:im gonna ruin these likes whole career >:3

    • @octonut2404
      @octonut2404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Arianna Lua wh-

    • @kiwithebunny2793
      @kiwithebunny2793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @sunpray
    @sunpray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1497

    Normal Yandere Simulator: **exists**
    Cursed Yandere Simulator: *it’s free real estate*

  • @jello7601
    @jello7601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    "She'll break your arms, AND haunt your dreams."
    - Beat your Bike ~ 2019

  • @t_t9269
    @t_t9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4:30 Is a "Don't look at me when I'm talkin- LOOK AT ME WHEN I'"M TALKING!" Moment

  • @enanan6458
    @enanan6458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    Yandere dev: I think we’ve made some good progress-
    Bijuu mike: *SaY sIkE rIgHt NoW*

    • @Basil-.
      @Basil-. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @gabano1311
      @gabano1311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

    • @kloklo78
      @kloklo78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gabano1311
      Haha

    • @Nisuco
      @Nisuco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Say mike right now*

    • @dwaynemartin7889
      @dwaynemartin7889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I helped work on the game 2

  • @Fionacle
    @Fionacle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Ayano: S O M E T H I N G IS W R O N G
    Bijuu: truer words have never been spoken

    • @lexi5368
      @lexi5368 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imao

  • @shrekispapi1907
    @shrekispapi1907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    "My mother was like me when she was a child"
    *Me:* Cursed?

    • @Basil-.
      @Basil-. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rosey1802 *fortnite music plays*

    • @cludya6376
      @cludya6376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True cringe

    • @dorothyheart
      @dorothyheart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm like my mother and father (my mom was veronica afton and my father william afton) and mother was a yandere and killed a few girls in her school to get my dad, my dad (if you know anything about fnaf you should know is) was a murderer and kill a lot of kids after almost all my brothers and sisters where kill by glitches in the animatronics ~from luna (afton) the bunny and psycho the bunny (my second soul)

    • @cludya6376
      @cludya6376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dorothy heart oh god

    • @dorothyheart
      @dorothyheart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cludya6376 what is something wrong human? ~from luna (afton) the bunny

  • @Not_Prunez
    @Not_Prunez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Me: yandere dev, yandere dev! Watch this video it is so cool :D
    Yandere dev: sure I mean nothing could go wrong
    *watches video*
    Yandere dev: ok I regret what I just said and I’m gonna have nightmares now

  • @missmischeif
    @missmischeif 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    No one:
    Bijuu Mike sees glitched lines: This is kind of oddly satisfying.
    Love ya Mike!

  • @norahjewell
    @norahjewell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Bijuu Mike: *SHeS GOt HeLIcOpTER hAIr!*

    • @basil_xox85
      @basil_xox85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Girl, boy, attack helicopter, they all matter.

    • @bun6385
      @bun6385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

    • @RinTheSpaceAce
      @RinTheSpaceAce 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Charles Calvin from The Henry Stickmin Collection would like to know your location*

    • @whyhellothereoldsport5556
      @whyhellothereoldsport5556 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

  • @plagued4ever603
    @plagued4ever603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    This whole video is giving me constant anxiety.

  • @SuperstarBagel
    @SuperstarBagel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I want a haircut like Ayano..!
    owo
    Me 40 seconds later: I WANT HELICOPTER HAIR!!
    >:0

    • @ikkinezram9693
      @ikkinezram9693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Osana's hair would be AmAziNg, I wonder what type of gel she uses to get that type of hair style. She needs to tell us!!! Lol 😹

    • @memelord7567
      @memelord7567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ikkinezram9693 osanas hair would probably suck to have it must be super heavy I mean look at length of it and also imagine how much it would take to wash and dry I mean my hair is up to my butt and it already takes forever

    • @كلشيبالعالم-ح8س
      @كلشيبالعالم-ح8س 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yandere chans hair is medim long black hair(yandere dev used grey becuase black is too "harsh")

    • @zomb1estar
      @zomb1estar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah I want a hair like ayano to cuz I'm a yandare already

    • @Yutaayuuji
      @Yutaayuuji 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elena Statkeviciute no u r a yandere wannabe

  • @Tbh3am
    @Tbh3am 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "My mother is a wig"💀💀💀 I busted out laughing when I heard that outta no where

  • @churpyfurball5280
    @churpyfurball5280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Bijuu mike*uses file curuptor on yandere sim*
    Yandere Dev*wakes up in middle of night because of a nightmare about the game*

  • @llorxnge_sunsetsll9594
    @llorxnge_sunsetsll9594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    *“LETS PLAY YANDERE SIMULATOR” they said.*
    **IT WILL BE FUN” they said.*

  • @V4nitta
    @V4nitta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Mom: Wake up you're late for _Lhoochs_
    Me: This must be a corrupted dream

  • @clairegames7021
    @clairegames7021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Yandere-Chan's Mom But With A Horrible Hairline: You'll be just like me one day.
    Baby Yandere-Chan: *S W E A T I N G*

  • @goopsalamander657
    @goopsalamander657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    8:19 *"he is the escape from my grey dark cold-"*
    *"ok Michaela ima stop you there, you're going in the abyss"*

  • @Tsuginocest
    @Tsuginocest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    * sees Aishi's mom*
    Me: Aoi? Gosh we needed you when Junko was gonna take over our dead friends. Makoto, Kyoko, and Byakuya were there but you and Toko just sat there ( XD What am I doing?)

  • @elinquentyandere4930
    @elinquentyandere4930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Yandere Dev *spits out water*
    Bijuu Mike "lets catch some cursed bugz" *buzz*
    yandere dev "rage quits"

  • @ChaDe1701
    @ChaDe1701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Those hairstyles give me life xD Normal Yandere Simulator? Nahh, get that away, I want the glitched crazy hairstyle one ^^

  • @sarahpersonal
    @sarahpersonal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    5:57: Are pieces of dirt coming to school?!
    Michael- July 30, 2019
    Edit: whatever you do, don't quote this......

    • @BlixyBlix
      @BlixyBlix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Going*

    • @jayeonyeou9379
      @jayeonyeou9379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BlixyBlix coming**

    • @BlixyBlix
      @BlixyBlix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jayeonyeou9379 no he says going

    • @Fionacle
      @Fionacle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve never referred to Michael as Michael because I didn’t know how to spell it and nobody I can saying it out loud to would have any idea who I’m talking about

    • @funguy156
      @funguy156 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was published on the 31st but ok

  • @larsiemamon6393
    @larsiemamon6393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:28
    Osana's pigtails reminded me of Medusa's hair from the Inhumans comics 😂😅.

  • @SUNF4LL
    @SUNF4LL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Yandere simulator: **exists**
    Bijuu Mike: *hold scrub chan for me*

  • @phoenxx1
    @phoenxx1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Yandere Simulator:
    **has bugs**
    Bijuu mike:
    bUcKlE iN tO iT!!!

    • @phoenxx1
      @phoenxx1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      66 likes hehehe

  • @YohaneChi
    @YohaneChi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Invisible walls more like new yandere vision XD

  • @pathfinder5190
    @pathfinder5190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I thought I’d leave this here
    “My mother is a wig”
    -bijuu mike, 2019

  • @anthonyz4508
    @anthonyz4508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:17 the look of pure shock on mike’s face when he entered the school 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aleksandramakari
    @aleksandramakari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Her skirt looks kinda weird."
    *remembers the days of Haruka, when she first came and if you pointed the camera at her, she had a freaking ball gown balloon which swallowed the entire world*

  • @totsy_meow
    @totsy_meow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Me: laughing nonstop while everything is glitched at the cutscene

  • @junostarr
    @junostarr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    no one:
    mike: *my mother is a wig*

    • @GenesisDude09
      @GenesisDude09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pastel Spaghetti do you mean Aoi Ryugoku from Student Council?

    • @GenesisDude09
      @GenesisDude09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pastel Spaghetti ok thanks one more thing. when is your birthday? It's for zodiacs.

    • @GenesisDude09
      @GenesisDude09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pastel Spaghetti thanks I'm a Leo July 31st.

    • @GenesisDude09
      @GenesisDude09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pastel Spaghetti and it's spelled Aries

    • @GenesisDude09
      @GenesisDude09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pastel Spaghetti idk

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    *Bijuumike uploads two times in one day*
    Now that puts a smile on my face..

    • @kailovesdaemobois1571
      @kailovesdaemobois1571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same

    • @shannonmirpuri9179
      @shannonmirpuri9179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kailovesdaemobois1571 your name.. WHY

    • @donjohnston1025
      @donjohnston1025 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MarshmallOH she's stupid

    • @donjohnston1025
      @donjohnston1025 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She pretends she's pregnant with sans's baby and this one girl plays along :/

    • @donjohnston1025
      @donjohnston1025 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Once she made this 13+ video that wasn't even 13+ it was just underlust sans kidnapping her I think. 🙄

  • @GoldenFlarion
    @GoldenFlarion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Yan Chan:My mother was just like me.
    Me, fans, and bijuu mike: * dies of laughter. { Next day } still is laughing*

    • @konnistuffs6134
      @konnistuffs6134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      deku, Todoroki kisses you, what will you do?
      push him away
      after confess your feelings to him
      start crying

  • @georgiaf2491
    @georgiaf2491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:32 "mY moThEr iS a WiG"

  • @julespitts2729
    @julespitts2729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Bijuu ! I love your content, I rushed over as soon as I was notified.

  • @moonqwq3518
    @moonqwq3518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Yandere Dev: This is a functioning game wh-
    Bijuu Mike: Found the party guys! Let’s ruin dis!
    Edit: omg thank you Bijuu Mike

    • @morganmorgan3917
      @morganmorgan3917 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derpo :3 if you edit it it removes the heart...

  • @maggiegriffin7597
    @maggiegriffin7597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Love you bijuu Mike, love your video they always make me laugh 💕💕💕💕

  • @elichan5820
    @elichan5820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:48 it instantly censors the killing in the screen

  • @Fionacle
    @Fionacle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every time Michael laughs, an angel is born

  • @jsbsushukssih3342
    @jsbsushukssih3342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:27 i like how everyone is somehow glitched and senpai isnt

  • @ironman-uc7ek
    @ironman-uc7ek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Yandere dev: No updates sorry youtubers.
    Bijuu Mike: Hold my salad

  • @CelestialZizzy
    @CelestialZizzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Stool Chan is best Yandere.

  • @kagaminetwins1012
    @kagaminetwins1012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 4:43 it seems the councilor is either
    A) admiring all her degrees
    or
    B) questioning whether she should take them back to Goodwill and get real ones

  • @chezperky
    @chezperky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ryoba’s upside down ponytail was really silly. This whole video is so funny

  • @that1girl547
    @that1girl547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:40
    TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA SCRUBS MY NAME IS BIJUU MIKE

  • @Kittie-Nolongerusingthisaccoun
    @Kittie-Nolongerusingthisaccoun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Hey mike! I love your videos SCRUB SQUAD WHERE YOU AT?! 💚💚💚
    If mike responds I will die

  • @littleavery888
    @littleavery888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Yandere Dev needs to see this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ok-lo9pl
    @ok-lo9pl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:58 I CAN’T BREATHE

  • @abandonedaccount161
    @abandonedaccount161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:32 that damn wall trying to take my senpai away from me!!

  • @natsuki7140
    @natsuki7140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Did some one say cursed yandere Simulator
    Count me in

  • @xorensi
    @xorensi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Let’s go to loohcS”
    -Bijuu Mike 2019

  • @gacha_neplo7997
    @gacha_neplo7997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Bijuu Mike: it's a rainbow!
    Me: this is the quality content I subscribed for

  • @txcrayn5237
    @txcrayn5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yan Chan : He is the escape from the cold empty work I've been trapped in
    Also Yan Chan : Go's into black empty square

  • @aliienoiid
    @aliienoiid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "She'll break your arms and haunt your dreams."- Beat your bike, 2019.

  • @awesomevideos7601
    @awesomevideos7601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally, a completely normal game play on TH-cam. Now this is the content I subscribed for.

  • @naranciaisbestboi125
    @naranciaisbestboi125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:28 Yandere Sim *THROUGH A FISH EYE LENS*

  • @justcallme_annie7883
    @justcallme_annie7883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yandere dev:"Finally removed most of the bugs."
    Bijuu mike:*makes this video*
    Yandere dev:"...."
    😂😅😁😂

  • @Peng225
    @Peng225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:11 *Wha!*
    *lol waluigi*

  • @sanzu3173
    @sanzu3173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you bijuu Mike....When I'm sad I watch your videos to make me smile and laugh💖

  • @juliavictoria4793
    @juliavictoria4793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mijuu bike: post another yan sim vid
    Me: *breaks finger clicking on the vid*

  • @Gold-s2s
    @Gold-s2s ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you. (oh no-)

    • @Jada_isalwaysbored
      @Jada_isalwaysbored 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The fact I read the whole thing

  • @cdplayerorsomething
    @cdplayerorsomething 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yandere Dev: I think we can finally call this game a success!
    Bijuu Mike: hold my cool aid

  • @upersparkly6384
    @upersparkly6384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:43
    Bijuu Mike: *eH hEe hEe hEe*

  • @rozalynstopchangingthename4834
    @rozalynstopchangingthename4834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OMG 1:29 SHE HAS AOI HAIR

  • @gaonsiito
    @gaonsiito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:28 *hey guys they tried to put me on the cover of vogue..*
    *BUT MAH LEGS WERE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG!*

    • @love23music1
      @love23music1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All legandary long legs no dary

  • @jonignacioccs
    @jonignacioccs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Physics: exist
    Bijuu mike and let fans: *NOT ON MY SWAMP!*

  • @minusmiles222
    @minusmiles222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Title suggestion: you will laugh so hard you’ll cry.
    😂😂😂

  • @hotbabeluca22
    @hotbabeluca22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bijuu Mike: Just Hair
    Monika: wait that’s illegal

  • @batouttahell24
    @batouttahell24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s cool that you’re getting into using the Unity portion of RTCV.
    There’s a discord for RTC where you can ask for help, show off your own corruptions, AND you can get notified of when new versions of RTCV get released!

  • @craignielsen6598
    @craignielsen6598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This game is already cursed enough mate.
    Bijuu Mike: Hold my beer.

    • @amxrelette
      @amxrelette 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO BEER ON THIS CHRISTIAN MINCRAFT SERVER

  • @Enderr_Mann
    @Enderr_Mann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *P R O*
    *H A C K E R*

  • @R0TT1NG_GH0ST
    @R0TT1NG_GH0ST 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me: watchin normal things then see this.
    Bijuu mike : let's make your uncle jarry simulator cursed 😈

  • @noor1hawr3
    @noor1hawr3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bijuu mike I think the game is tired of u.😂😂👍🏻💖❤️
    1:55
    Ayano:some one who could cure me…fix me.
    Me:oh I think u mean ur hair like if ur upside down!😎
    3:37
    Me:Bijuu mike,I think the KILLER girl just crashed the game!
    Ayano:-watches me like an EVIL look-
    Me:hold my dew(type of soda)

  • @sophiefrunza582
    @sophiefrunza582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm so happy that he has a My Hero Academia shirt I'm just obsessed with My Hero Academia.

  • @keoliah1026
    @keoliah1026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:39
    Bijuu: who's splashing water!?
    Me: Senpai is he hated Yan Chan so much he wanted to yeet her some milk but only found water

  • @mirrythewolf
    @mirrythewolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yandere: Someone is trying to take him from me...
    Bijuu: Who?
    Yandere: Osana
    Bijuu: how do you know?, there's a wall there!
    Yandere: I...I just know it ...

  • @ITZ._.ME._.ST4RL1GHT
    @ITZ._.ME._.ST4RL1GHT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:06😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @ceceborunda4828
    @ceceborunda4828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OML BIJUU POSTED TWICE IN ONE DAY!?!? BEST TH-camR HANDS DOWN ILY😭❤️👏🏼

  • @ingakalniete
    @ingakalniete 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ribaru:I smell arms
    Nugget:I lost ma arm

  • @the_blue_devils2985
    @the_blue_devils2985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:25 I choked on my water 😂

  • @MoraThaExplora
    @MoraThaExplora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:40 the mom looks like Aoi Asahina XD

  • @gavindoesvlogs2962
    @gavindoesvlogs2962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    WeLcOOMe tO YaNdaRY Sum
    (Stuff is miss spelled on purpose)

  • @CYFIOinc
    @CYFIOinc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Does anyone else notice how Yandere Chan said "person" who would complete her instead of "boy/man"? Very open minded Yan Chan. I'm proud.

  • @Noobwitha_Hat
    @Noobwitha_Hat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:47 if you think- I'M SUSPENDING YOU FROM SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY

  • @via_sometimes
    @via_sometimes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Go to 8:50 in the video, Saki’s hair looks like a snake!😂😂😂

  • @shan-but-archive
    @shan-but-archive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Mike: Uploads a video*
    *14 mins later*
    Me: Dang it I'm an hour late! So sad. ;--;

  • @MaggotCupcakes
    @MaggotCupcakes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *game exist*
    Ranch on Chike:I THINK IM BOUT TO do a family friendly thing because I need to pay my dept to the weeb shop

  • @lunavermont486
    @lunavermont486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:17 the sky is falling

  • @catsuki1238
    @catsuki1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was looking for a slideshow of cursed images of Yandere Simulator but this is way better.

  • @doodoofart4826
    @doodoofart4826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    81 views, 312 likes, and 112 comments.
    What kind of acid is TH-cam on.

  • @fish_finn6721
    @fish_finn6721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bijuu mike: how much gel does she use in her hair
    Me: she doesn't use gel she uses crazy glue
    Bad joke I'm very awkward

  • @dogetube5878
    @dogetube5878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At 1:08 the newest furret walk was confirmed,
    THE YANDARE-CHAN WALK

  • @NathanDavisVideos
    @NathanDavisVideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have NEVER laughed so hard before in my entire life at Yandere Simulator!

  • @raiden...
    @raiden... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:52
    When thin is no bug spray

  • @jade73508
    @jade73508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    81 views and 245 likes, got it XD
    ALSO I SEE A MY HERO ACADEMIA SHIRT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @rudyiix9615
      @rudyiix9615 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every one doesn't like everything

    • @jade73508
      @jade73508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rudyiix9615 I don't understand what you're saying, I just said that there was less views than likes and that he had a My Hero Academia shirt on

    • @user-tv9rt5ud2s
      @user-tv9rt5ud2s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jade73508 They probably saw it wrong lol, also Gerarddddd!!

    • @jade73508
      @jade73508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-tv9rt5ud2s Probably, and Gerarrrrrrrrd

  • @starrycactusx5978
    @starrycactusx5978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m definitely not first
    I’m not last
    But when I got his notification
    I came very fast

    • @amxrelette
      @amxrelette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish Jisoo would marry me too

  • @sleepyadventurer3756
    @sleepyadventurer3756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:06 JoJo Siwa’s hairline in a nutshell

  • @makaveli1858
    @makaveli1858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on 2 million

  • @chickennugget8465
    @chickennugget8465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best thing ever