MetalizedButt look, joe has been real stressed lately due to his tall stature of 6’4 and all of the knee problems he has amassed from his time 8n the cage. I really wish people would give him a break, as he is always training, making mental gymnastics that much harder. Joe will be the p4p podcast champ for decades, deal with it.
Jason, if you’re still alive, can you let me know how those stones managed to clear your system? Did you need surgery or something or did it eventually pass on it’s own.
@@DontDefuse had to get surgery my friend. It was a terrible experience. The surgery itself was not the hard part, it was the recovery that sucked as well as the pain I endured prior to surgery. Took them hours to get me in and I was having a massive pain episode, which is what got me there in the first place.
Lmao. When I lived by the beach in South Florida we got to where we would straight up whip it out on the beach and piss on each other anytime we got stung by a jellyyfish. It like instantly takes the pain away. Not sure why but it's totally worth getting pissed on. Not even a question
in my mind, i think of potential for bacteria. right off the tap is better. while urine IS initially a sterile solution, it harbors bacteria like a mudder fukker and with quickness regardless, i wouldn't use urine in any case, unless i was out of clean water... and even then... from what i've read, its curative properties are a wives tale.
I lost a leg to a brown recluse while I was active duty in the army. It also caused a degenerative spinal cord disease. Sad part is, I’m rated a 100% and the VA won’t treat the degenerative spinal cord disease. It’s one of the rarest neurological diseases you can be diagnosed with. It’s literally killing me. I’ve got an active congressional that’s done absolutely nothing. All they’re doing is retaliating and taking away care.
That's fucked up bro. I ain't saying this trivially, but you should try Ayahuasca, it's kown to cure or at least help with a shit load of medical issues.
You gave the ultimate sacrifice. You paid for our freedom with your life. It’s sad to see you in this way But glad you made it home. It’s better here than over there Because you won’t die alone. thank you for fighting for us, -Friendly
@@TenThumbsProductions I play the ukulele but I'm slowly getting more into guitar. I'm afraid that if I pick up the guitar I'll play it more than my ukulele because the songs I want to play are written for a guitar. I don't want to do that, I want there to be an electric ukulele culture just like there's an electric guitar culture. One where you can go on social media and see people customizing their electric ukueles and changing out the pick ups and all that.
@@karkitty202 Look into 4 string tenor guitars, you might like them. Fender made one in their recent Parallel Universe series and they're still around if you check Reverb. It's a Telecaster shrunk down 25% and with 4 strings instead of 6. You could use it like a baritone ukulele which allows you to play most guitar chords, and it still has a distinct non-guitar tone plus the thin neck you're already familiar with on ukes
@@aniquinstark4347 yeah I've seen them and I might get a tenor guitar. I like the sound of guitar but I also like the difficulty of the ukulele, some parts are easy so I can play fast and some parts are hard because it's only got four strings
i really love these clips! sometimes i dont have enough time to listen through an entire podcast so these really are a godsend! thanks for your time editing
@@NoFaceChase my thoughts too. This guy said I almost died and then says nah it wasn't that bad. So what was it bud, he has no fucking clue. It's like he dreamt it up or his friend told him a story and he cant get it right.
Ive had the same experience. Starved for 2 weeks, ate a box of family mini wheats with some orange soda over the course of a day and half way through a shit i had pressure start to form on my right side which turned into the most intense pain ive evert had. I called ambulance and i thought they were gonna cut me open. They gave me morphine and at one point it passed and instantly fell asleep. Doc woke me up and i said I was good. Walked home while it snowed with a tshirt. It was so incredible the waves of pain. Your intestinal tract slows to a stop if your not eating and you shouldnt over load your system after not eating for extended periods.
I had the same thing at a penguins playoff game. I don’t think it was kidney stone but don’t know. It was in between periods so 30-40 people in the bathroom. Drank about 4 beers then went to pee. I was screaming and holding my back I feel over the urinal and people where holding me up so I could pee. They called the ambulance and I was done but worst pain ever.
I have a friend whose mom gave birth without pain killers or any other medicine and also passed a kidney stone (a year or so after the birth) and she said that BY FAR the kidney stone was more paiful. I now live in constant fear lol
Worst pain I've ever had was a kidney stone. I've had 3rd degree sun burns And got road rash on said 3rd degree sunburn and the kidney stone was by far worse.
@@djikopgot Isnt it obnoxious. I guess the braindead sheep love it. It's like watching the same episode of family guy 200 times in a row and laughing every time. They must be on the spectrum. Nobody can come up with anything original here
Hogweed is brutal stuff. A kid I went to school with fell into a pile of it and had golf ball sized blisters all over his body, head to toe. I'm 28 now and I've still never seen someone in that much pain again.
I have never heard of it until now and I'm country! Lol, grew up on 150 acre horse farm, 35 mins to get into town, 15 mins to good cell reception lol. I'm on the east coast though, maybe that's why!
I've had the pleasure of passing 3 kidney stones.. I honestly cant imagine what that's like out in the woods... the pain is outstanding.. hats off to you my friend. I'd of died 😂😂🤘
In summary, he was bit by a spider that’s not deadly and he just had a bad reaction to it. He touched hog weed once. And a friend of his got constipated from eating sushi. Edit: Two years later and people are still watching this waste of time clip. Save yourself time and click on a different video
Whoever he is he seems like a nice guy but the gulpy, lip smacky noises he kept making between words almost made me stop watching. I think I have some sort of disorder that makes certain noises intolerable. Slurping, gulping and noises of that ilk drive me insane.
I had third-degree burns on my arm and I never went to the doctor but three days later the veins in my arms started showing and there were red marks all the way from my wrist to my shoulder and down my chest toward my heart the doctor said it was a skin infection from the burn so I think that's kind of what he's talking about
Had the bow set up at a pro shop. It performed just fine th-cam.com/users/postUgkxQEKUoxLWwayEDZR0NKB-5limn4MBU-2L . And I would say this is a good starting now that I could pass down to my son when he is older.But the package was missing the release and a nock was missing from one arrow.Dealing with customer support was terrible. They suggested I buy a new release rather than correct their own quality control issue because it’s to expensive for the. to ship it out from China.Update: manufacturer got back to me and resolved the issue. I retract the above statement.
My boss has a horse shoe kidney and had to go un and have kidney stones blasted every few years . Owning a tree business and being one of the best danger tree men ive ever know he spent 4 - 8 hrs in the harness almost every day for 33 years . A near saint of a boss and one of the kindest men i know .the last one they removed was 11 millimeters, surgically.
I got bit by a brown recluse a few years ago and this happened to me. My BP was 170/109 and it was the most pain I’ve ever been in. Went from what looked like a mosquito bite on my index finger, to my arm swollen to twice it’s size. They cut open the bite and had to dig out the dead tissue. Three antibiotics, morphine drip and painkillers every two hours for a week. I keep a can of axe and a lighter on my hip ever since 🔥
M Boyce well Brown recluse spider bites are rarely ever fatal so yeah you won’t die but there is a whole lot of stuff that can go wrong but then again low chance because the bite effects vary plus they aren’t aggressive and won’t look to bite you.
Can confirm. This is almost exactly what happened to me when I was bitten by a brown recluse about 5 years ago. It was on my left calf. Never felt it bite me, and I'm pretty sure it was in my sleep. Those fuckers are common in my area of Tennessee. The pain was almost unbearable, and the recovery period was equally miserable.
The getting pee'd on part and it generating stories reminded me of a thing that happened when I was young. My friends and myself were all like 19 or 20 and got invited to a bonfire party by a cabin in the woods where there were a bunch of 17 year old kids there drinking. It was high school so the couple of years difference apparently made a bigger difference in our "cool factor" than it really should have. Anyway, these kids wanted us to teach them some drinking games that we played and were on a mission to try to out-drink us, god that sounds so stupid now lol. Needless to say everyone was pretty deep in the drink and some people had been passing out for the night. The night goes on like any other bonfire party, and a few months later we are out cruising or something and we meet up with some of those kids and one introduces himself as "the guy I pissed on". I have no idea what he is talking about so he goes on to explain that on the night of the bonfire he had gone around the corner of the cabin to puke and was passing out when I apparently came around that corner in the dark and, while looking back over my shoulder and talking to someone else, proceeded to piss directly on and all over this poor kid. They all crack up laughing at this point and for some strange reason, rather than being embarrassed or upset about it, the kid is almost proud. Smh. It was so strange, but I was told that for years after that the story of me pissing on him in the dark just kept getting brought up and retold pretty much any time my name was brought up around any one of those, at this point, no longer kids. I guess that for some reason getting pissed on really will cause stories and keep them going. Sorry that was long and probably not reallay that funny to anyone else, but it reminded me and I guess now I am doing what they did and retelling that same old piss story.
@@mynamejeff4883 to be honest its pretty hilarious ... when i was younger i was on a party and had a lot of drinks ... i looked under the table and suddenly needed to puke ^^ the next day a friend called me and said "bro you puked on my backpack with my clothes for the next day" ... i was like "well sorry man :D" ... i bought him new sneekers as a sorry and now they always tell the story :D
That was a good story lol, at first I was thinking that there was no way neither of u realized what was happening but then I thought about it and there is plenty of explanations for that. Id like to think u heard him heaving and thought it was some wild animal or maybe a skinwalker lmaoo
I live in Hawaii. A friend and I went out on our paddleboards for tako (octopus). The only way to see them is if you stick your face in the water. We had forgotten that It was about a week after the last full moon and that's when man-o-war is all over, but that was the last thing on our minds. We both have our faces in the water and all of a sudden I hear him scream so right away I'm thinking shark. We get reef sharks and sometimes tiger sharks in that area. When I sit up I see him peeling the tentacles of a good-sized man-o-war off his face. So being the good friend that I am I offered to pee on his face, I even insisted at one point but he still resisted. His face was welted up and he looked like he'd been burned badly. Man-o-war has one of the most painful stings that I know of. It feels like a bunch of people all putting their cigarettes out on your skin all at the same time. I suggested we go back in and find a lifeguard with some ammonia. I could tell he was in a lot of pain, but he's a stubborn bastard so what he did next didn't surprise me. He's straddling his board and he opens his shorts and whips out his johnson and contorts his body like the hunchback of Notre Dame and he starts to pee on his own face. I've never laughed so hard in my life. My laughing made him laugh which caused me to laugh harder. It helped with the pain but in the end, we had to go back in. He was in pretty bad shape and I ended up driving him to emergency. A few weeks later and he was fully recovered. I still crack up when I think about it.
I been a plumber for 15 years. Where I live hobo spiders are EVERYWHERE. I can eat them for breakfast. Their bite isn’t really a big deal... so you definitely have some sort of allergy to them. Glad you made it out man
@@swayjaayy5495 umm you’re wrong. Way fucking wrong. Quit spreading fairy tales and look into it. That is such a common myth that half the websites have it wrong. This spider’s bite is classified as medically insignificant. Know why? Because it doesn’t do anything like what you just said
Kudos to the person that posted the actual, REAL photo of a hobo spider! Allergy, probably... If it was a hobo. Hobo spiders have a hemotoxin, not neuro. So, it's like gangrene. Attacks the flesh, not the nervous system.
My experience with kidney stones is that the pain is when the stone passes between the kidney and bladder. ( that’s the narrowest channel I’m told) Passing it from the bladder to the outside was painless.
I had the same reaction to hogweed. It touched a new tattoo on my ankle. Freaking thought I was going to die. My whole foot and ankle swelled up. Luckily it got better and my tattoo was fine. It’s all over my horse field and we can’t get rid of it.
Gallstones suck too, had mine removed last month. During the whole eight month ordeal getting the proper diagnosis (initial thought ulcer) went from 196 down to 181 lbs.
Never thoughts I'd listen to anyone on the podcast talk about giant hogweed! Heraculum mantagazzianum or giant hogweed is an invasive species that contains furanocoumarins which are chemicals that are phototoxic. That means that the chemicals will cause a severe reaction on the skin when exposed to sunlight. The chemical can leave a permanent rash or cause recurrent blistering on repeated exposure to sunlight even years after the initial contact. There are tons of plants, particularly in the apiaceae family, such as common celery, which contain these chemicals but they tend to be less potent. Giant hogweed's less poisonous brother common hogweed is one of the most delicious wild foods available and is full of nutrients and minerals like magnesium and potassium.
@@evannnn17 to the trained eye common hogweed is hard to mistake with anything else. They are a lot less aggressively pinnate or 'feathered' than giant hogweed which has very jagged edges and just looks a lot bigger even in a young plant. Though there are low levels of phototoxins in common hogweed these are generally destroyed by cooking. Whacking in a slab of butter with one of the young shoots is amazing. It's like an aromatic asparagus.
We had wild parsnips were I green up in Iowa it looks the same as hog weed but with yellow flowers but does the same thing when you get the sap on you. Nasty stuff if your not careful with it.
I was born and raised in the woods, and I worked as a Surveyor in remote bush areas for 20 years or so. Some people just don’t deal well with insects and toxic plants. It may be because they aren’t exposed at an early age. This guy seems to think his camping experience was worse than Marcus Luttrell’s experience during Operation Red Wings FFS! I sure wouldn’t want to hop out of a helicopter with him.
I swear I had a kidney stone once. Hunched over in pain at home for a few hours, almost called an ambulance, didn't pass it though, maybe I did, it's all a bit of a blur. Worst pain ever.
I’m sure you passed it and didn’t even notice, the real pain is when it travels from the kidney to the bladder , feels like your dying and then all of a sudden it goes away and I passed one and didn’t even feel it when it went thru my dick 😂
I hear all these stories about kidney stones and it always amazes me. Im passing a kidney stone almost every other week and the drs tell me to take tyelonel
I'm immune to it now but the first few times were odd. first time my palms came off like a sunburn after a 4 hour tub soak. The next time it made my hands red as a tomato, then after that not much reaction at all. I was pulling it up by hand wearing gloves but they were fabric.
" Harder than a woodpeckers beak " classic! Yeah I don't think I would want to go out in the outdoors with this guy. He seems to know his stuff but people getting sick and almost dying sounds like a great time.
Going in the bush for days is actually exciting, chance of death is never boring. Being out there gives you a whole other mindset. You're not only the hunter but also the prey. nothing like it 😊
That’s still pretty bad ass dude right there. Most painful experience I had was hiking 7.8 miles to go fishing with no Cartlidge left in my hip. Over 1000 feet in elevation change
I passed a kidney stone in school 5th grade. Talk about painful. Then the embarrassment of having to explain to the teacher what happened. I had no clue that's what it was. Luckly the teacher was a dude and was really cool about it.
I have had 20 plus kidney stones since my first one in 1999 and I can't imagine hiking miles out of the woods in that kind of pain! This dude is a beast!!!
@@mrbeans2425 mine lasted 2 months 2 think ab that I also passed it at work during the start of Covid. I have changed my diet completely and I never drink anything but water. I look and feel way healthier and I am also jacked compared to last year. Drink fucking water
I also had a kidney stone. Turns out high levels of minerals in cruciferous vegetables, or just your diet in general, (without) supplementation of acids like citric, onion, pepper, or vinegar, and in tandem with regular dehydration, can cause those minerals to crystalize, forming a kidney stone. (Start supplementing acids into your meals if you are not already*)
It was probably a brown recluse as they are readily confused with Hobo spiders. Or a violin spider , also very dangerous when bitten. Contrary to popular opinion, hobo spiders aren’t as dangerous as people think. These spiders are innocuous or cause only minimal symptoms if bitten. New research demonstrates that the hobo spider bite isn’t as hazardous to humans as previously thought. Part of this is because many people confuse the hobo spider with the brown recluse spider, which is highly venomous. Or a violin spider
We learn about all this poison control in cpr and first aid in Canada and we have this EVERYWHERE. Honestly I’ve touched this and got lucky, I think some people are less immune to the effects somehow. Usually it’s 3 feet tall, or some areas can grow large I assume. Super crazy !
Just some rando facts: - Venom: something a living thing may use for offense/defense and uses fangs, barbs, stingers, etc. to inject it. - Poison: something a living thing ingests or is exposed to that is toxic to them. * Both are produced in nature but the key difference is that venom is injected and poison is ingested and/or absorbed. (spiders use venom, poison dart frogs produce a toxin on their skin, etc..)
I’ve been missing a lot of JRE lately because the world is still ducking crazy. So I did miss this whole podcast, but that sound bite of him saying ; “ I’d let his piss on me”.... is going to be legendary. Where’s P1NGTRIP for the work...
Definitely not an allergic reaction, much more likely an infection or it was definitely a poisonois spider because you can see poison tracking up veins sometimes
I remember when we were going to jump into Australia, I was trying to teach people about everything that can kill you there. An “nco” got pissed and told me to teach drills we have been over thousands of times. That apparently was more important than knowing how we can actually die in a country.
BEWARE of tick bites! Spent over a year trying to get over complications from a staph infection. Emergency room twice. Within 24 hrs. the red circle was 10” on my groin.
Agree alot of this guys story's sound like made up BS ..like the fact he said he had gallbladder problems then said he passed a kidney stone..like there some how related..2 completely different human organs. You CAN NOT pass Gallstones..
It was hilarious when clay air dropped chew out of the chopper for Aaron, he taped and numbered the cans 1-6 and only dropped 5!!! He spent almost 5 hours before he radioed and said hey, I found number 4 in my pocket!
Joe “I wear a hat whenever I have a hunter on the podcast” Rogan
Pretty much
Lol 100%
Gotta roleplay
100 hundred million, muffin
Wuhn Hhhundred %
joe “triple digits meaning a hundred times?” rogan
MetalizedButt look, joe has been real stressed lately due to his tall stature of 6’4 and all of the knee problems he has amassed from his time 8n the cage. I really wish people would give him a break, as he is always training, making mental gymnastics that much harder. Joe will be the p4p podcast champ for decades, deal with it.
well you 'mericans always say six or seven digits and almost always referre to it as 100.000 or 1.000.000 and not 100.000 - 999.999.... Smh
FLoris Jansen Whats an merican? And who says 6 to 7 digits? Unless you’re taking about a 7 digit phone number. What a stupid counter.
FLoris Jansen 100.000 is a 3 digit number, and you can’t use two decimals in 1.000.000
Lucid Zed When you add 3 digits after the decimal place, it actually becomes a 6 digit number.
What a trip. I went to high school with this guy. A friend of mine told me he was on this show a few times and I couldn’t believe it. But there he is.
That’s awesome
Wow that's cool
It coulda been you peeing on his leg swift dodge well played xD
Bullllsshitt
@@Nob911 why would I make that up. If I was going to lie about knowing someone why would I choose him?
Man, I had enlarged kidney stones that got stuck in my plumbing. Worst experience of my life. I feel his pain on that one.
Jason, if you’re still alive, can you let me know how those stones managed to clear your system? Did you need surgery or something or did it eventually pass on it’s own.
@@DontDefuse had to get surgery my friend. It was a terrible experience. The surgery itself was not the hard part, it was the recovery that sucked as well as the pain I endured prior to surgery. Took them hours to get me in and I was having a massive pain episode, which is what got me there in the first place.
Kidney stones suck
Stay hydrated my friends! Spring water is best
Joe "I think I'd let the guy pee on me" Rogan
Lol
Lmao. When I lived by the beach in South Florida we got to where we would straight up whip it out on the beach and piss on each other anytime we got stung by a jellyyfish. It like instantly takes the pain away. Not sure why but it's totally worth getting pissed on. Not even a question
Charles Johnson maybe your euphoria of getting urined, masked the pain?
@@scottb.0185 R. Kelly? Is that you?
@@charlesjohnson5429 peeing on a jellyfish sting has proven to not actually do anything.....
"You wouldn't want it right off the tap?"
'was there LSD in the urine?...'
😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe be Gay
The pour vs the splash makes more sense in this case lol
in my mind, i think of potential for bacteria. right off the tap is better. while urine IS initially a sterile solution, it harbors bacteria like a mudder fukker and with quickness
regardless, i wouldn't use urine in any case, unless i was out of clean water... and even then... from what i've read, its curative properties are a wives tale.
I lost a leg to a brown recluse while I was active duty in the army. It also caused a degenerative spinal cord disease. Sad part is, I’m rated a 100% and the VA won’t treat the degenerative spinal cord disease. It’s one of the rarest neurological diseases you can be diagnosed with. It’s literally killing me. I’ve got an active congressional that’s done absolutely nothing. All they’re doing is retaliating and taking away care.
That's fucked up bro. I ain't saying this trivially, but you should try Ayahuasca, it's kown to cure or at least help with a shit load of medical issues.
Man…I hate hearing that. You would have died for us, and what does big brother do? Give you the finger.
Hey man I got stem cells from a great doc in regards to shit inside my spinal cord and it cured it
You gave the ultimate sacrifice.
You paid for our freedom with your life.
It’s sad to see you in this way
But glad you made it home.
It’s better here than over there
Because you won’t die alone.
thank you for fighting for us,
-Friendly
Man that fucking blows. I hate hearing shit like this man.
“Well... we’re not doctors but I that’s what I chalked it up to.” Daaaaaamn
Hey what's up man, I've learned so much from you
@@karkitty202 thanks for the love! I’m really grateful for the kind words. Do you play ukulele or guitar? Or both?
@@TenThumbsProductions I play the ukulele but I'm slowly getting more into guitar. I'm afraid that if I pick up the guitar I'll play it more than my ukulele because the songs I want to play are written for a guitar. I don't want to do that, I want there to be an electric ukulele culture just like there's an electric guitar culture. One where you can go on social media and see people customizing their electric ukueles and changing out the pick ups and all that.
@@karkitty202 Look into 4 string tenor guitars, you might like them. Fender made one in their recent Parallel Universe series and they're still around if you check Reverb. It's a Telecaster shrunk down 25% and with 4 strings instead of 6. You could use it like a baritone ukulele which allows you to play most guitar chords, and it still has a distinct non-guitar tone plus the thin neck you're already familiar with on ukes
@@aniquinstark4347 yeah I've seen them and I might get a tenor guitar. I like the sound of guitar but I also like the difficulty of the ukulele, some parts are easy so I can play fast and some parts are hard because it's only got four strings
Aron “my hands look like Deadpool’s face” Snyder
He was so articulate
this is called being a man.
Better than having Deadpool's hands look like his face.
i really love these clips! sometimes i dont have enough time to listen through an entire podcast so these really are a godsend! thanks for your time editing
I was waiting for him to drink out of the wrong can.
I thought he did for a second lol
@@alfieearnshaw time???
“Harder than woodpecker lips” is my new favorite saying
I feel like we keep getting 90% of a story.
Almost like he has a podcast he keeps trying to get people to listen to
Horrible story teller.. you could tell joe wasn’t about it
@@NoFaceChase my thoughts too. This guy said I almost died and then says nah it wasn't that bad. So what was it bud, he has no fucking clue. It's like he dreamt it up or his friend told him a story and he cant get it right.
The rest is in his podcast guy doesn’t go all in
Coz Joe kept butting in
“When I got bit by that bite.”
Lol
"When I lie about that lie, I make it different each time. "
LMAO this guy is a horrible story teller
Ive had the same experience. Starved for 2 weeks, ate a box of family mini wheats with some orange soda over the course of a day and half way through a shit i had pressure start to form on my right side which turned into the most intense pain ive evert had. I called ambulance and i thought they were gonna cut me open. They gave me morphine and at one point it passed and instantly fell asleep. Doc woke me up and i said I was good. Walked home while it snowed with a tshirt. It was so incredible the waves of pain. Your intestinal tract slows to a stop if your not eating and you shouldnt over load your system after not eating for extended periods.
I had the same thing at a penguins playoff game. I don’t think it was kidney stone but don’t know. It was in between periods so 30-40 people in the bathroom. Drank about 4 beers then went to pee. I was screaming and holding my back I feel over the urinal and people where holding me up so I could pee. They called the ambulance and I was done but worst pain ever.
It’s not necessarily due to lack of food intake, but being dehydrated. Water is so crucial in terms of your digestion systems efficiency.
Yep you need to eat VERY light 5 day and bey
2 weeks no food holy meth
I have a friend whose mom gave birth without pain killers or any other medicine and also passed a kidney stone (a year or so after the birth) and she said that BY FAR the kidney stone was more paiful. I now live in constant fear lol
Worst pain I've ever had was a kidney stone. I've had 3rd degree sun burns And got road rash on said 3rd degree sunburn and the kidney stone was by far worse.
They are sore but not as sore as other stuff
Gave birth and passed a kidney stone at the same time? Sheesh
They say kidney stone and gout are worse than child birth according to some women.
My aunt said the same thing. She'd rather had another kid than that kidney stone.
I love listening to all these people man. From so many different walks of life.
Joe " I think I would just let the guy piss on me" Rogan
Joe "blah-blah-blah" Rogan. Yawn.
The piss needs to be hot to be effective
Came to the comments just for this
Thank you
Rogan would look straight into the hole 🕳
@@djikopgot Isnt it obnoxious. I guess the braindead sheep love it. It's like watching the same episode of family guy 200 times in a row and laughing every time. They must be on the spectrum. Nobody can come up with anything original here
Hogweed is brutal stuff. A kid I went to school with fell into a pile of it and had golf ball sized blisters all over his body, head to toe.
I'm 28 now and I've still never seen someone in that much pain again.
Damn
Fucc yeah.
I have never heard of it until now and I'm country! Lol, grew up on 150 acre horse farm, 35 mins to get into town, 15 mins to good cell reception lol. I'm on the east coast though, maybe that's why!
I've had the pleasure of passing 3 kidney stones.. I honestly cant imagine what that's like out in the woods... the pain is outstanding.. hats off to you my friend. I'd of died 😂😂🤘
What size. I had a 10mm
Bro I was bed ridden 4 two days because of a kidney stone. Literally puked almost 30 times in 2 days.
My grandfather has a jar full of kidney stones lol he’s a trooper 😂
Drink some water bro
In summary, he was bit by a spider that’s not deadly and he just had a bad reaction to it. He touched hog weed once. And a friend of his got constipated from eating sushi.
Edit: Two years later and people are still watching this waste of time clip. Save yourself time and click on a different video
Lmao yes right
Thank you for saving me watching 65% of this.
Thank you!! This dude is the worst story teller ever!!
I like the way he does it better.
Ha
He looks and sounds like he's gonna throw up at any moment.
He has chewing tobacco in his mouth.
😆So gross
Whoever he is he seems like a nice guy but the gulpy, lip smacky noises he kept making between words almost made me stop watching. I think I have some sort of disorder that makes certain noises intolerable. Slurping, gulping and noises of that ilk drive me insane.
@@poppycock31185 same
@@poppycock31185 it’s called Misophonia
My Dad died of MRSA.....they kept asking us over and over. " Did he get a spider bite?".
Apparently spider bites carry MRSA quite often.
I had third-degree burns on my arm and I never went to the doctor but three days later the veins in my arms started showing and there were red marks all the way from my wrist to my shoulder and down my chest toward my heart the doctor said it was a skin infection from the burn so I think that's kind of what he's talking about
Sounds like cellulitis which is life threatening. Red streaking from wound to heart. I hope they treated you for it and you didn’t suffer.
Joe “I’d let that guy piss on me” Rogan
8:06 scared the absolute shit out of me! I thought for sure he was drinking out of his spit cup 😂😂😂😂
He did didn't he? wtf
2 cans lol
Had the bow set up at a pro shop. It performed just fine th-cam.com/users/postUgkxQEKUoxLWwayEDZR0NKB-5limn4MBU-2L . And I would say this is a good starting now that I could pass down to my son when he is older.But the package was missing the release and a nock was missing from one arrow.Dealing with customer support was terrible. They suggested I buy a new release rather than correct their own quality control issue because it’s to expensive for the. to ship it out from China.Update: manufacturer got back to me and resolved the issue. I retract the above statement.
My boss has a horse shoe kidney and had to go un and have kidney stones blasted every few years . Owning a tree business and being one of the best danger tree men ive ever know he spent 4 - 8 hrs in the harness almost every day for 33 years . A near saint of a boss and one of the kindest men i know .the last one they removed was 11 millimeters, surgically.
I got bit by a brown recluse a few years ago and this happened to me. My BP was 170/109 and it was the most pain I’ve ever been in. Went from what looked like a mosquito bite on my index finger, to my arm swollen to twice it’s size. They cut open the bite and had to dig out the dead tissue. Three antibiotics, morphine drip and painkillers every two hours for a week.
I keep a can of axe and a lighter on my hip ever since 🔥
M Boyce well Brown recluse spider bites are rarely ever fatal so yeah you won’t die but there is a whole lot of stuff that can go wrong but then again low chance because the bite effects vary plus they aren’t aggressive and won’t look to bite you.
@@MB-pf7gv Pray you arent allergic
Can confirm. This is almost exactly what happened to me when I was bitten by a brown recluse about 5 years ago. It was on my left calf. Never felt it bite me, and I'm pretty sure it was in my sleep. Those fuckers are common in my area of Tennessee. The pain was almost unbearable, and the recovery period was equally miserable.
@@waynewayne8419 oh okay they're harmless. Ok guy
@@The_Vol yeah my bite turned into cellulitis. Almost lost the hand..
Joe "Right off the Tap" Rogan
Pee on Draft not from a bottle Sir
The getting pee'd on part and it generating stories reminded me of a thing that happened when I was young. My friends and myself were all like 19 or 20 and got invited to a bonfire party by a cabin in the woods where there were a bunch of 17 year old kids there drinking. It was high school so the couple of years difference apparently made a bigger difference in our "cool factor" than it really should have. Anyway, these kids wanted us to teach them some drinking games that we played and were on a mission to try to out-drink us, god that sounds so stupid now lol. Needless to say everyone was pretty deep in the drink and some people had been passing out for the night. The night goes on like any other bonfire party, and a few months later we are out cruising or something and we meet up with some of those kids and one introduces himself as "the guy I pissed on". I have no idea what he is talking about so he goes on to explain that on the night of the bonfire he had gone around the corner of the cabin to puke and was passing out when I apparently came around that corner in the dark and, while looking back over my shoulder and talking to someone else, proceeded to piss directly on and all over this poor kid. They all crack up laughing at this point and for some strange reason, rather than being embarrassed or upset about it, the kid is almost proud. Smh. It was so strange, but I was told that for years after that the story of me pissing on him in the dark just kept getting brought up and retold pretty much any time my name was brought up around any one of those, at this point, no longer kids. I guess that for some reason getting pissed on really will cause stories and keep them going. Sorry that was long and probably not reallay that funny to anyone else, but it reminded me and I guess now I am doing what they did and retelling that same old piss story.
Pretty funny thst you pissed in someone who was puking without realising
@@tommyrice8481 I didn't even know they were there and for some reason they thought it was hilarious.
@@mynamejeff4883 to be honest its pretty hilarious ... when i was younger i was on a party and had a lot of drinks ... i looked under the table and suddenly needed to puke ^^ the next day a friend called me and said "bro you puked on my backpack with my clothes for the next day" ... i was like "well sorry man :D" ... i bought him new sneekers as a sorry and now they always tell the story :D
Too long. Learn from this. Pathetic.
That was a good story lol, at first I was thinking that there was no way neither of u realized what was happening but then I thought about it and there is plenty of explanations for that. Id like to think u heard him heaving and thought it was some wild animal or maybe a skinwalker lmaoo
I’m cryin. He said “you wouldn’t want it from the tap” LMAOOOO
This guy has so many amazing stories from the woods
Joe, let the dude finish a sentence. Christ. Remember when Neil kept interrupting you? Yeah bro. It's that bad.
Donnell
To his credit, this dudes just blurting things out w/o explanation and then moving on to another topic😂 “ I had veins up my leg”
Austin McCarty lmao i know I like wtf is this guy talking about
Nah. This dudes an idiot.
@Ongo Gablogian nah
I live in Hawaii. A friend and I went out on our paddleboards for tako (octopus). The only way to see them is if you stick your face in the water. We had forgotten that It was about a week after the last full moon and that's when man-o-war is all over, but that was the last thing on our minds. We both have our faces in the water and all of a sudden I hear him scream so right away I'm thinking shark. We get reef sharks and sometimes tiger sharks in that area. When I sit up I see him peeling the tentacles of a good-sized man-o-war off his face. So being the good friend that I am I offered to pee on his face, I even insisted at one point but he still resisted. His face was welted up and he looked like he'd been burned badly. Man-o-war has one of the most painful stings that I know of. It feels like a bunch of people all putting their cigarettes out on your skin all at the same time. I suggested we go back in and find a lifeguard with some ammonia. I could tell he was in a lot of pain, but he's a stubborn bastard so what he did next didn't surprise me. He's straddling his board and he opens his shorts and whips out his johnson and contorts his body like the hunchback of Notre Dame and he starts to pee on his own face. I've never laughed so hard in my life. My laughing made him laugh which caused me to laugh harder. It helped with the pain but in the end, we had to go back in. He was in pretty bad shape and I ended up driving him to emergency. A few weeks later and he was fully recovered. I still crack up when I think about it.
Is it not an urban myth that urine will actually help jellyfish stings?
@@21AceJack Clearly, you've never been stung on the face by a Portuguese man-of-war.
Hahaha what a madman
"I almost died" 5 minutes later "ehhhh i dont wanna make it sound worse than it was"
I was worried, until I wasn't worried. He peed on my leg, until I didn't let him.
He keeps confusing Joe by skipping to the punchlines of his stories
Thought I only noticed it...this interview was off
My guy shut up
@@finessedoctor Why are you booing him, hes right
"It clings to you like a woolly mammoth." LMAO. I don't know what that means but its funny.
I been a plumber for 15 years. Where I live hobo spiders are EVERYWHERE. I can eat them for breakfast.
Their bite isn’t really a big deal... so you definitely have some sort of allergy to them. Glad you made it out man
Save us the brosplination. Hobos have a nasty bite, you can lose fingers and large pieces of flesh depending on scenarios.
@@swayjaayy5495 umm you’re wrong. Way fucking wrong. Quit spreading fairy tales and look into it. That is such a common myth that half the websites have it wrong. This spider’s bite is classified as medically insignificant. Know why? Because it doesn’t do anything like what you just said
Dude thanks for the information! It's fascinating! What do you do when you run into one? Kill on sight?
@@swayjaayy5495 only for the weak
@@brix5438 dude screw that I hate spiders lol burn the damn house down
Kudos to the person that posted the actual, REAL photo of a hobo spider! Allergy, probably... If it was a hobo. Hobo spiders have a hemotoxin, not neuro. So, it's like gangrene. Attacks the flesh, not the nervous system.
Yeah also the only use their venom about half the time when they bite
Bro I thought that man was drinking his own spit lmao
Don't we all ?
Developed several ailments while watching this
My dad worked as a fire fighter in poland in the 80s and he told me stories of him burning that shit in masses
JOE “I think Id let the guy pee on me“ ROGAN 😤😂
Joes in his weird passive aggressive mood again.
Cuz this guy is full of bs
I noticed that too lol he seems a little dickish.
When he turned into Joe "Of course you've got veins in your leg... That's how you get blood" Rogan, I was like 😶😶😶 dang man!
@@TheExtremetraveler what do you mean dang man? It was a joke and they both chuckled at it.
MattIsVicious No, he was being a condescending dick about it.
My experience with kidney stones is that the pain is when the stone passes between the kidney and bladder. ( that’s the narrowest channel I’m told) Passing it from the bladder
to the outside was painless.
I had the same reaction to hogweed. It touched a new tattoo on my ankle. Freaking thought I was going to die. My whole foot and ankle swelled up. Luckily it got better and my tattoo was fine. It’s all over my horse field and we can’t get rid of it.
Where do you live?
does everyone have the same reaction?
@@microsnook3 if you touch the sap from the hogweed yes
Burn it
That appendix burst is no joke man, stuff will bring even the toughest guys to their knees
Kidney stones are the worst pain that I’ve ever experienced, and I’ve been through some shit.
yup my boy said it was worse than being shot n stabbed
Gallstones suck too, had mine removed last month. During the whole eight month ordeal getting the proper diagnosis (initial thought ulcer) went from 196 down to 181 lbs.
Ye they say if a guy wants to know what labour pain feels like having kidney stones is exact same pain
Never thoughts I'd listen to anyone on the podcast talk about giant hogweed! Heraculum mantagazzianum or giant hogweed is an invasive species that contains furanocoumarins which are chemicals that are phototoxic. That means that the chemicals will cause a severe reaction on the skin when exposed to sunlight. The chemical can leave a permanent rash or cause recurrent blistering on repeated exposure to sunlight even years after the initial contact.
There are tons of plants, particularly in the apiaceae family, such as common celery, which contain these chemicals but they tend to be less potent. Giant hogweed's less poisonous brother common hogweed is one of the most delicious wild foods available and is full of nutrients and minerals like magnesium and potassium.
young girl in my city went to hospital after she played in a field of the stuff
Eating it sounds,
risky
@@Benji1337 the toxins are very powerful. Hope the girl was ok.
@@evannnn17 to the trained eye common hogweed is hard to mistake with anything else. They are a lot less aggressively pinnate or 'feathered' than giant hogweed which has very jagged edges and just looks a lot bigger even in a young plant. Though there are low levels of phototoxins in common hogweed these are generally destroyed by cooking. Whacking in a slab of butter with one of the young shoots is amazing. It's like an aromatic asparagus.
We had wild parsnips were I green up in Iowa it looks the same as hog weed but with yellow flowers but does the same thing when you get the sap on you. Nasty stuff if your not careful with it.
I was born and raised in the woods, and I worked as a Surveyor in remote bush areas for 20 years or so. Some people just don’t deal well with insects and toxic plants. It may be because they aren’t exposed at an early age. This guy seems to think his camping experience was worse than Marcus Luttrell’s experience during Operation Red Wings FFS! I sure wouldn’t want to hop out of a helicopter with him.
Lmao, exactly. I'm there with ya.
First person I seen dipping on the podcast 🤟🏾
This guy can lose his leg and still hike out a couple days later
I swear I had a kidney stone once. Hunched over in pain at home for a few hours, almost called an ambulance, didn't pass it though, maybe I did, it's all a bit of a blur. Worst pain ever.
Those things are no joke.
@@BrandinZinck they sure aren't. But Alan's Comment was spot on impression of this interview
I’m sure you passed it and didn’t even notice, the real pain is when it travels from the kidney to the bladder , feels like your dying and then all of a sudden it goes away and I passed one and didn’t even feel it when it went thru my dick 😂
@@jarvismcdoogle9041 I feel pain just thinking about it. Think i prayed at one point.
Check yourself out for gallstones mate ..that sounds alot like what it could be ...
"You wouldn't want it right out if the tap" the funniest thing I've heard rogan said. That shit killed me hahahaha
I hear all these stories about kidney stones and it always amazes me. Im passing a kidney stone almost every other week and the drs tell me to take tyelonel
Aron "it clings to you like a wooly mammoth" Snyder
In Australia we say 'it sticks like shit to a blanket.'
@@RadioSnivins Lol that's so gross give me more fun Australian sayings please
@@TheDoctorOfMDMA Okay. If something fits well we say 'it fits like a bum in a bucket.'
Joe "Piss on me brother" Rogan
I'm immune to it now but the first few times were odd. first time my palms came off like a sunburn after a 4 hour tub soak. The next time it made my hands red as a tomato, then after that not much reaction at all. I was pulling it up by hand wearing gloves but they were fabric.
You talking about getting peed on?
Deadpools face is a good description of what hog weed rash looks like.
" Harder than a woodpeckers beak " classic! Yeah I don't think I would want to go out in the outdoors with this guy. He seems to know his stuff but people getting sick and almost dying sounds like a great time.
Going in the bush for days is actually exciting, chance of death is never boring. Being out there gives you a whole other mindset. You're not only the hunter but also the prey. nothing like it 😊
He said lips which is even funnier.
7:45 I swear there was a sparkle in Joe's eye when the guy pronounced the words "steroids"
That’s still pretty bad ass dude right there. Most painful experience I had was hiking 7.8 miles to go fishing with no Cartlidge left in my hip. Over 1000 feet in elevation change
Whats the story? Why no hip?
I passed a kidney stone in school 5th grade. Talk about painful. Then the embarrassment of having to explain to the teacher what happened. I had no clue that's what it was. Luckly the teacher was a dude and was really cool about it.
Fuck man that’s a trip. I know a guy that passed one freshman or sophomore year in high school. Not a good time
I’ve got beans, greens, tomatoes, potatoes. Lamb, hamb, spam, toe jam
I have had 20 plus kidney stones since my first one in 1999 and I can't imagine hiking miles out of the woods in that kind of pain! This dude is a beast!!!
Why do you get that
I’ve also had a kidney stone and it is the most painful thing you could imagine
Drink more water bro!
@@brandonbec10p supposedly worse than labour my guy ! I hope I never get one
@@mrbeans2425 mine lasted 2 months 2 think ab that I also passed it at work during the start of Covid. I have changed my diet completely and I never drink anything but water. I look and feel way healthier and I am also jacked compared to last year. Drink fucking water
I also had a kidney stone. Turns out high levels of minerals in cruciferous vegetables, or just your diet in general, (without) supplementation of acids like citric, onion, pepper, or vinegar, and in tandem with regular dehydration, can cause those minerals to crystalize, forming a kidney stone. (Start supplementing acids into your meals if you are not already*)
Moral of the story- No matter what happens in life, always “hike back in the next day”
Joe "you don't want it right outta the tap" Rogan
History of kidney stones, have another energy drink bud.
@Bret Mellon , yeah this guy sucks
Not everyone who gets kidney stones drinks energy drinks. I don't drink them and I get stones like one a month.
@@bobthompson4319 if you're getting kidney stones once a month you don't drink enough water. Like at all.
@@bobthompson4319 Oxalates from spinach and other veggies cause kidney stones,beer is also a big one.
Try acidic foods.
It was probably a brown recluse as they are readily confused with Hobo spiders. Or a violin spider , also very dangerous when bitten. Contrary to popular opinion, hobo spiders aren’t as dangerous as people think. These spiders are innocuous or cause only minimal symptoms if bitten. New research demonstrates that the hobo spider bite isn’t as hazardous to humans as previously thought. Part of this is because many people confuse the hobo spider with the brown recluse spider, which is highly venomous. Or a violin spider
We learn about all this poison control in cpr and first aid in Canada and we have this EVERYWHERE. Honestly I’ve touched this and got lucky, I think some people are less immune to the effects somehow. Usually it’s 3 feet tall, or some areas can grow large I assume. Super crazy !
When you mix up your spit bottle.
😆🤣🤣😆😆🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮
Seen it happen!
Joe was weird on this podcast.. asked question he already mentioned an that weird passive aggressive shit was strange
I think he was getting pissed at this guys bs and horrible story telling.
I think somethings wrong with him he's been different i hope he's ok
@@thejuiceking3440 he gets like this sometimes. Not sure what the fuck is wrong with him
Kyler Nevills he’s prolly stoned lol
Kyler Nevills or he’s just not in the mood
That was some UFC style editing at the end there, Jamie.
Just some rando facts:
- Venom: something a living thing may use for offense/defense and uses fangs, barbs, stingers, etc. to inject it.
- Poison: something a living thing ingests or is exposed to that is toxic to them.
* Both are produced in nature but the key difference is that venom is injected and poison is ingested and/or absorbed. (spiders use venom, poison dart frogs produce a toxin on their skin, etc..)
That shit grows crazy in my hometown. That the city actually cuts it down it’s super tall and extremely dangerous. It’s all over Ontario in Canada
Like a lot of things, Recognise and Avoid. :)
im in ontario never seen giant hog weed
What’s worse though: Hogweed or Manchineel? They can’t be as bad as Gympie, right?
guncotton 1 I think it grows in central Ontario, since southern mostly large cities
@Literally Shaking I spend summers in the woods, I touch every plantn and I'm always fine. Yellow sac spiders suck though.
It's Vancouver Island. Duncan.
They inform people every year to stay away from it.
I hiked back in the next day is going on my next t shirt. This guy is nuts!
11:55 I thought he drank out of his spitter for a second 😂
Joe: you want some dmt?
Aron: naw I got some dip
This dude cant go four sentences without contradicting his own story ffs.
That bite still affects him 😂
Explain
@@Classixs It went from "I pretty much died" to "I had veins in my leg & it was better within 24 hours but it was scary though bro"
Chill, it's a hunting story, not Richard Dawkins
@@TheDoctorOfMDMA you have never been 4 days out from any paved road
8:05 I've picked up the wrong spit cup before when they were the same can.
Kidney stones hurt like hell. Some put it at the same level of childbirth. I had a way smaller one and collapsed twice.
This was painful to watch. Joe was acting annoyed as hell. Joe pissed the guy said to go watch a different podcast to get the full story?
Thought the same thing lmao
I’ve been missing a lot of JRE lately because the world is still ducking crazy. So I did miss this whole podcast, but that sound bite of him saying ; “ I’d let his piss on me”.... is going to be legendary. Where’s P1NGTRIP for the work...
Definitely not an allergic reaction, much more likely an infection or it was definitely a poisonois spider because you can see poison tracking up veins sometimes
Spiders have venom, not poison
I remember when we were going to jump into Australia, I was trying to teach people about everything that can kill you there. An “nco” got pissed and told me to teach drills we have been over thousands of times. That apparently was more important than knowing how we can actually die in a country.
Darwin? Lol been there too
In a country with NUMEROUS things that can kill you🤣
Damn Rogan let the man finish a story
My brother had a kidney stone in jail & the guards ignored him all night, he said he eventually pissed it out laying on the floor
Ouch
Ok
BEWARE of tick bites! Spent over a year trying to get over complications from a staph infection. Emergency room twice. Within 24 hrs. the red circle was 10” on my groin.
Duncan and Cowichan are on Vancouver Island. At one point in the 1990's Hog Weed was appearing around rural Victoria.
He sounds like he’s lying about the spider bite it’s like he is making it up as he goes
Just a big excuse to have a golden shower?
Agree alot of this guys story's sound like made up BS ..like the fact he said he had gallbladder problems then said he passed a kidney stone..like there some how related..2 completely different human organs. You CAN NOT pass Gallstones..
@@gillgitsham1976 maybe he said the wrong word
No matter if he's lying or not, he Has too many allergies to be prancing about the world's forests nonchalant
This makes me glad I got into fishing. None of that sounds like my kind of fun.
Neither does drowning. Same Risks my dude.
Clint Eastwood harder to drown fishing I’d say.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I knew a guy in highschool that got bit by a brown recluse that had stowed away on his fishing boat
WILSON XCI i thought the same thing. Good old Gilligan and the skipper here. 😂😂
It was hilarious when clay air dropped chew out of the chopper for Aaron, he taped and numbered the cans 1-6 and only dropped 5!!! He spent almost 5 hours before he radioed and said hey, I found number 4 in my pocket!
Man hunters are some of the most badass people I know
remind me never to go out in the Woods with this guy .the two of us wouldnt survive the amount of shit we unwillingly attract together...
Glad Aron is finally on Rogan’s podcast.
I'm not
0:22 “Triple digits meaning 100 times??”
Wowwwww very good Joe! Lmao
I'm going to be that person and say,
Venomous not poisonous.
All in good spirits though, crazy experience.