@@samantha-uw3ky even if he doesn't. I mean, he'll want to date *someone* , and we all know that all teenage girls are shameless horndogs except for one in every school. So it'll be unavoidable unless he dates that specific one, but then he's gotten himself mixed up with a Final Girl, which either means he'll die first or he has a guaranteed ticket to the finish line, no in between.
Where did you get your profile pic commissioned? I've seen some with that same style on Spacebattles and SufficientVelocity, with the same pose, smile, and art style.
Assault and Battery It’s on a website called picrew where they have loads of avatar makers. The specific one I used is here: picrew.me/image_maker/94097
You would lose your life in a tragic and heart-wrenching scene that gives this little English boy the trauma and drive to fight the demon to avenge you. Or you just get killed horribly in front of him and it just traumatizes him.
In Hunger Games the Capital combined the DNA of fallen tributes with dog-like creatures to create dog-like beasts resembling the fallen children. They had the same eyes and stuff. Also, I've heard skinwalkers are supposed to be like beasts with humanoid features and mimic humans.
Well, you're past the 1-5 phase where you're a literal demon, and past the 6-13 phase where you're a possession target, and past the 14-20 phase where someone in a mask tries to brutally murder you whenever you have sex, and you're not old enough to move into a new house with your family that turns out to be haunted, and you're certainly not old enough to be a deceptively charming elder who orchestrates a series of grisly murders. But you're at the right age to be a scientist whose warnings get ignored, or hunted by a vicious creature that you may or may not have inadvertently created, or to go on a vacation with your fiancee only to be kidnapped and tortured by locals.
@@Tsochar but they could pass as a recently graduated collage student on vacation to a old camp or go to their friends parents Secluded cabin in the middle of the woods. So no paranormal activity but your just right for a slasher
That's a red flag! I've watched this about 5 times now, and it just gets better. The voice, the timing, the words painting the events, I can just picture the stately Victorian furniture around him.
Wish the mic was closer to stage in all these videos. The audiance laughter drowns out most speakers. Spend 50 on a directional mic and put it by stage, problems fixed. Edit: I love this channel dont get me wrong. It will leave you laughing for hours
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"its worth it" it really really was
It was, truly lol
It was
And yet it wouldn’t have been if it had worked the first time.
He’s not out of the woods at fourteen. The minute he hits puberty, he’s fair game for Freddy Krueger and Jason.
Not if he never has sex 🤔
@@samantha-uw3ky even if he doesn't. I mean, he'll want to date *someone* , and we all know that all teenage girls are shameless horndogs except for one in every school. So it'll be unavoidable unless he dates that specific one, but then he's gotten himself mixed up with a Final Girl, which either means he'll die first or he has a guaranteed ticket to the finish line, no in between.
@@d.lan3y well maybe he's aro or smth- wait no everyone knows that a-spec people don't exist in media, and even if they did, minorities die first
Not in Englaaaaaaand
Don't forget the Ring Video. Or Michael from Halloween.
“Jeremy? Where is Jeremy? Dead three years ago? Okay.”
The nonchalance with which he said this had me rolling asgaysvsysg
ah yes the subtle "gay" in the keyboard smash i love it XD
Rainbow Puppet oh wow that was genuinely an accident I just noticed that lol
@@itsyaboiroman3345 oh my gosh thats crazy! XD
Where did you get your profile pic commissioned? I've seen some with that same style on Spacebattles and SufficientVelocity, with the same pose, smile, and art style.
Assault and Battery It’s on a website called picrew where they have loads of avatar makers. The specific one I used is here: picrew.me/image_maker/94097
i would protect this doomed english boy with my life
And if you try to protect him you will lose your life probably
TheBlueMeteor YT but it would be worth it
Cause that’s what it would cost you
You would lose your life in a tragic and heart-wrenching scene that gives this little English boy the trauma and drive to fight the demon to avenge you.
Or you just get killed horribly in front of him and it just traumatizes him.
Then perish, says I, the misshapen horror that's been haunting the family for generations
I think that it was considerate of Jeremy to go to the effort of getting a card and a gift . Bring dead is no excuse to be rude!
lol “i forgot to see who gave it to me”
*unholy screaming*
“slender man”
“ Slender Man? Ah Slender Man I see you there and I really wish I hadn’t “
Bro somehow I thought he said "Serabella" I guess I'm deaf
The EverymanHybrid, TribeTwelve, and other Slenderverse series fans have been summoned
*clears throat*
GENTELMAN?
Tbh I’m 26 and wouldn’t mind a demonic sugar daddy. Irl wish granted and mad reputation when I die. Best of both worlds.
everyone in the audience is going FERAL,,
It’s called alcohol my dude
@@notcarameldonuts6912 actually it is just microphones on this channel. It's like this on every video
Plot twist: this was the boy who got possessed by the trench coats.
BAHSHHAHSHS, WE NEED A CROSSOVER
This is an excellent theory
“Oh! And I dream of crows constantly.”
"that's a Red flag"
The screaming birthday card put this one into the top tier for me.
It was truly *chef's kiss*
"Stalked by a dog who looks just like me" I have never seen a horror movie like that but for some reason it made me laugh so hard.
I thought it was dog too, but I think it might be doll.
The subtitles say dog too but I think it was doll in reference to Coraline
The Boy 2
I think the 70s Invasion of the Body Snatchers has a dog with a human face at one point. Not the exact same thing, but yeah
In Hunger Games the Capital combined the DNA of fallen tributes with dog-like creatures to create dog-like beasts resembling the fallen children. They had the same eyes and stuff. Also, I've heard skinwalkers are supposed to be like beasts with humanoid features and mimic humans.
I'm 27, I'm ready for a demon possession to spice up my life.
Well, you're past the 1-5 phase where you're a literal demon, and past the 6-13 phase where you're a possession target, and past the 14-20 phase where someone in a mask tries to brutally murder you whenever you have sex, and you're not old enough to move into a new house with your family that turns out to be haunted, and you're certainly not old enough to be a deceptively charming elder who orchestrates a series of grisly murders. But you're at the right age to be a scientist whose warnings get ignored, or hunted by a vicious creature that you may or may not have inadvertently created, or to go on a vacation with your fiancee only to be kidnapped and tortured by locals.
@@Tsochar but they could pass as a recently graduated collage student on vacation to a old camp or go to their friends parents Secluded cabin in the middle of the woods. So no paranormal activity but your just right for a slasher
Tsochar I don't know, 27 is just right to be the charming stepparent who finds out their stepchild is part of a cultist's prophecy.
@@MommyOfZoeAndLiam Stepchild, sure, but biological child is more of a mid-30s thing.
Yes, God? This thread right here. Beam em all up 😂
R. I. P. Jeremy. He didn't hear his mother's warning after she forgot to put his hearing aid in again.
JUDGE JUDY’S JURY DUTY JEREMY
Love Jeremy... Who’s Jeremy? Dead 3 years ago? *yeets card* Okaaaay
I mean, as long as the gift card’s still valid, he should still send a thank you card 🤷
This kid recognizes more signs of future creepy shit than most horror characters, so we should give him that
nice pfp
hes got exactly the whimsical slight campness that real ten year olds have
That's a red flag!
I've watched this about 5 times now, and it just gets better. The voice, the timing, the words painting the events, I can just picture the stately Victorian furniture around him.
"Written in a long dead tongue no one dare speak or mention" hahaha
"Bless me, oh please, bless me" part after the sneeze possession lol
you forgot the "I see grandpa... he told me to do it... he's right behind you..."
"but honey... *grandpa was killed before you were born"*
This sketch had me dead, not unlike Jeremy
The biggest nightmare in this skit is the thought of an 11-year-old wearing shorts that tight.
"where's jeremy? jeremy? dead three years ago? ....ok!..."
Wish the mic was closer to stage in all these videos. The audiance laughter drowns out most speakers. Spend 50 on a directional mic and put it by stage, problems fixed.
Edit: I love this channel dont get me wrong. It will leave you laughing for hours
Now that he mentions it, wtf is evil’s deal with little kids? That’s less haunted house and more Chris Hansen scary.
“That’s a red flag!”
Me to my friends when they’re boyfriend cheats for the third time.
“Oh bless me! ...P-Please bless me.”
This kid is smarter than 99% of horror protagonists.
This boy has the same wardrobe as both Light Yagami and Spongebob Squarepants.
Anyone else thought the screaming card was someone laughing in the audience for a second?
This needs to be reincarnated into a cartoon... for children.
Perfect.
Haha, have you ever seen “Adventure Time Wizard City”?
My friend: Oh, he's cute, but he's really, really mean. He always tells me that other girls look prettier than me. But idk. He's cute.
Me: 1:31
That's a very crimson flag indeed
the audience was kind of skeptical at first, but he had them doubled over by the end. this one was so good lmao
It's Stewie Griffin come to life. Great set!
this was only 4 and a half minutes but it felt like a whole ass movie
Adam Gase has phenomenal comedic timing
He said it was worth it...and it really was! 😂💜
Aww, poor boy. He doesn't realize saying his wish out loud makes sure it doesn't come true.
"and I know, I know how it sounds"
It sounds like you need to get the F out of dodge, my good man.
This was TOO good! I was laughing the whole time!
The Crying Child in Fnaf 4
“Demons never possess post-pubescent boys.”
Paimon:
This was absolutely amazing. Most of these are crap, but sometimes you get gems like this one.
Thanks!
wait a second
The shorts are impeccable
thought the title said dave egbert for a minute and almost had an aneurism
Mood
We will never escape
his name brings memories i wish were dead
God bless the homestucks😂😂😂 I was wondering where y'all were at!
Kidswap au where Dave egbert is just so haunted. So so haunted
He's one "g" away from being kidnapped by the homestucks😂😂😂
I KNEW id see a comment like this.
Such a difficult task NOT making everyone think of Stewie. Well done.
The face he does when waiting for the audience to stop laughing 😭😭😭 such a polite little boy
It sounds like stewie, which makes it so much funnier
Boi dressing like spongebob,
I love it
He only made it to 14 because the horrors were all fighting to be first through
He shouldn't get too excited about hitting puberty because then the slasher monsters and killers will be targeting him
Had a hard time listening to him, because he wasn't wearing underwear!
pxn748 I noticed too 👀
Thank you. I felt like I was being gas lit by his balls.
@@fritzskrivvens8727 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 I'm done!!
He's wearing underwear, you can see the lines in his shorts. The shorts themselves are just way too tight in the crotch
@@asterlyons8564 -or are they just tight enough?
Its weird he didnt invite his twin brother to the party.
Oh the spookiest
1:22 literally a yugioh character
This was pure greatness
Who else got this in their recommendations?
This is Ryou Bakura and you cannot tell me otherwise
2:39 "Ooh, this one's nice!" - sounded exactly like Rik Mayall.
If you play this at 1.5 - 2x speed and cup your ears, he sounds like Stewie Griffin
Dave! That was so good. Nice job
My only note would be to end the satanic monologue at "pube." Then shake out the devil so the audience can feel him leaving.
This is essentially just Miles from Bly Manor
"that's a red flag" :)
it **was** worth it
“Slenderman” that part killed me.
Loved it!
my eyes arent where theyre supposed to be i admit it 🤭
Thumbnail is actually a creepy pasta on lol
"Thats a red flag!"
The actor was hot.
What was he saying when he described the card? Snoopy as something?
Joe Cool, it's basically Snoopy dressed as a college student(glasses, Joe Cool sweater)
@@kimkoala22 thank you!!
Wait isn't Joe Cool the mascot for Camel Cigarettes? Or is that Joe Camel and my brain is combining them?
@@MommyOfZoeAndLiam His name is Joe Camel
11 year old, Child: "Where's jeremy? Oh, dead 3 years ago? Okay."
Child: Drops card like, 💅👁👄👁💅🎊
Edit: punctuation
That was really good XD
who else was looking at the sausage
I feel attacked.
Brilliant
that audio card, omg
anyone else feel like the audience is being held at gunpoint
Special occazëon
Those shorts tho.
Relatable
1:19 what did he say? Thx
'my fear is not irrational' , but he said 'irrational' like no one has ever said that word before
CharactersWelcome UCB thx. Lolz. “Irrassinal”.
That’s a red flag!
I'm hard of hearing and clearly the audience finds this funny but I just can't understand it. I wish these videos had captions. ):
subtitles have just been added by the community!
id play pin the tentical on cathulu
3:05
*H a*
1:23 Bakura?
Hilarious!!
Jeremy? Dead 3 years ago? Okay!
why does he look like a human spongebob?
lol great writing.
Vivarium little “boy” be like
I guess all ancient evils wanted him dead
Stevie on his 11th birthday
An ancient Indian burial ground…in Sussex???
is this good omens