The Birthday Roast Of Ethan Klein - H3 After Dark # 42

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  • @obidasauceman6140
    @obidasauceman6140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2859

    AB’s obvious discomfort and nervousness was genuinely so touching like bro has so much love for Ethan he couldn’t bring himself to even pretend to insult him properly

    • @tinaa140
      @tinaa140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Hmm I thought it was stage fright

    • @cayleec6944
      @cayleec6944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      It was so fucking cute

    • @obidasauceman6140
      @obidasauceman6140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@tinaa140 No AB has shown himself to be a solid public speaker multiple times It’s rare to see him fumble his words like that even when he knows the cameras on him

    • @hendrikpajula
      @hendrikpajula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Its because he has a tendency to come off wrong and ethan has a tendency to understand him wrong, so he was nervous AF in this setting

    • @RabidDisposition
      @RabidDisposition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And you dont think it's a bit odd to psychoanalyze people you've never even met? Someone you dont even actually know?

  • @myriams8687
    @myriams8687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3455

    From someone who struggles with anxiety i can tell AB was sooo nervous lmao. The voice shakes and fast reading bring me back to high school presentations. Love you AB.

    • @funkydankspliff
      @funkydankspliff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      That’s me all day lol fuck doing presentations

    • @clymbr
      @clymbr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      me getting nervous about looking nervous

    • @Knurek007
      @Knurek007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I was thinking about this too and it was live, so even more pressure! But it was very sweet, I like that Ethan gave him a hug later, haha.

    • @ryanw2126
      @ryanw2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Knurek007 I bet zach is pissed he didn't get a hug."I wrote a song for you bro, wtf! I thought I was the golden boy."

    • @JojoJOJO-zp9pg
      @JojoJOJO-zp9pg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg yes! Hahaha poor AB.

  • @janejanejaney
    @janejanejaney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1649

    The way Ian walked up to the stand fucking beaming at the prospect of roasting Ethan. It's honestly the happiest I've ever seen him lmao

    • @beep4050
      @beep4050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, it felt so odd to see him like that 💀

    • @h__r
      @h__r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Timestamp?

    • @The__Gent
      @The__Gent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ian was like..."so you've chosen death :D "

    • @Nelly-sb3em
      @Nelly-sb3em 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@h__r 1:22:16

    • @Nelly-sb3em
      @Nelly-sb3em 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@The__Gent Forreal that big smile 😃 LMAO

  • @alyio1093
    @alyio1093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    Ethan: “hi Hila you look stunning”
    Hila: “yes”

    • @heytay24
      @heytay24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i was WAITING to see this comment i died at this part

    • @LovintheMakeup43
      @LovintheMakeup43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@heytay24 what time was it at ?

    • @ashen0001
      @ashen0001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@LovintheMakeup43 2:09:04

    • @waswer6901
      @waswer6901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Pretty sure she was just speaking to the crew

    • @Supakalii
      @Supakalii 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LovintheMakeup43 is getting my phone ☎️ phone ☎️

  • @pitou5832
    @pitou5832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3552

    Crazy how he’s coming for Hila’s accent and intelligence as if she doesn’t know a whole other language as well as own and run her own clothing company. Hila is a gorgeous, unbothered queen

    • @empac8631
      @empac8631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      Also, for such a ~alpha male~ who wears his holsters, Hila was the one who was in the army and rocks those AK’s.

    • @alexmarsh8464
      @alexmarsh8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      It’s the dumbest, most unfunny comment he could’ve made.

    • @AS-bq7sc
      @AS-bq7sc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Not to mention she speaks English fluently, some people have accents and hers is very slight. An accent doesn’t mean they’re not fluent in English👀😬 Hila truly is too busy to care 🥰

    • @pitou5832
      @pitou5832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@empac8631 He literally praises American patriotism but I bet would be the first to coward out if the government ever did a draft too

    • @camawam
      @camawam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pitou5832 what timestamp did he make a comment about hilas accent?

  • @njh451
    @njh451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11291

    Seeing Hila go from behind the camera and not saying a word to this confident face of an awesome clothing line and the podcast is insane. So great!

    • @empac8631
      @empac8631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Insert white face Hila here

    • @ABnormalZUCHINI
      @ABnormalZUCHINI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Y’all have been saying this for like 3 years now 😂 she been confident for a whileee

    • @webster4549
      @webster4549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@ABnormalZUCHINI and on every single video it’s the top comment I swearrrr

    • @nicnonya5239
      @nicnonya5239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @lol Hi keem is that you?

    • @addisonm4690
      @addisonm4690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @lol Hi ok trisha

  • @2lovebugs
    @2lovebugs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    AB speaking fast and stumbling over his words from being so nervous, then the whole team supporting and telling him how good he did 🥺🥺 they are all so good to each other

  • @janneraitanen8686
    @janneraitanen8686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1762

    "You and hila standing next to eachother looks like a binary code" LMAOOO

    • @missMichellePower
      @missMichellePower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nvm found it 2:02:09

    • @candlejenner5558
      @candlejenner5558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      someone pls explain im dumb

    • @jamieclayton9353
      @jamieclayton9353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      candle jenner (im assuming this is what it means) binary code is made up of 0s and 1s, ethan is round (like a 0) and hila is thin (like a 1)

  • @Xana17
    @Xana17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2880

    Ethans greatest roast is that even after giving away $100,000 dollars to people during covid. He’s still consider cheap. Especially by hoarding that 5%

    • @AmberWilliams
      @AmberWilliams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      *he takes that 5%*

    • @emmacarter3560
      @emmacarter3560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Antisemitismmmh

    • @tatertotter808
      @tatertotter808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      he takes that 5% 🙄

    • @pizzacatz3174
      @pizzacatz3174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No need to think bro, They tell us what to do

    • @JNMKlover
      @JNMKlover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A wealthy person helping ANYONE willingly, I don't care what ya do with ur $

  • @Cream_jesus
    @Cream_jesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5249

    We need to talk about love in the back on every podcast. He's like kids when they're mum is talking to other mums for like 2 hours

    • @kathyj5316
      @kathyj5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      I look at him every single time they cut to that area he's always doing some Shenanigans they don't see I love it

    • @BillyBloodshed
      @BillyBloodshed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      This couldn’t be more true. 😂😂

    • @rev000088
      @rev000088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Love's shenanigans are sooo underrated, yet funny as hell.

    • @fairyhex
      @fairyhex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      i laughed so hard at the double camera shot

    • @wellhello1603
      @wellhello1603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yeah, every time I’m waiting for him to perform when the camera is on dan 🤣🤣

  • @littlegirlblue6326
    @littlegirlblue6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4117

    Dan is in witness protection after the 300lb joke.

    • @American1Dfan
      @American1Dfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lmaooo 😂😂

    • @rev000088
      @rev000088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Trish is gunna make 7 video responses to that joke 🤣

    • @American1Dfan
      @American1Dfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@rev000088 no cap 😅

    • @levishane4561
      @levishane4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      🤣🤣🤣 poor guy. You can tell he didn't get it till it was too late lmfao

    • @athena8778
      @athena8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anyone got a time stamp?

  • @KatiePotatie1986
    @KatiePotatie1986 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The fact that it's now so clearly Cam on the phone is fantastic. It's almost 100% his normal speaking voice haha

    • @Taylormayde14
      @Taylormayde14 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Omg I’m watching right now and I JUST was thinking “this dude sounds like cam” 😂😂😂😂

    • @luluthesheep
      @luluthesheep 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      im crying i needed confirmation

    • @p0eticpotat0
      @p0eticpotat0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Camily ✌️💚

    • @BlBBLE
      @BlBBLE 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@p0eticpotat0Camily

  • @avak3754
    @avak3754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    Why is no one talking about when Ethan hugged AB, that was so fucking cute

    • @Kai.suhhdude
      @Kai.suhhdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      DUDE IT REALLY WAS 🥰

    • @BEERBOMB113
      @BEERBOMB113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Timestamp please I was listening to the podcast mostly so I missed it lol

    • @charlotted4642
      @charlotted4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@BEERBOMB113 1:42:00

    • @lauren4389
      @lauren4389 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loved that!

    • @lilylolipops
      @lilylolipops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I nearly cried

  • @MsKarikins
    @MsKarikins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4252

    Hila is honestly such a beauty… she’s smart, creative, sophisticated, talented and has such a welcoming presence… WHAT UP BIG PIMPS

    • @JusticeforMorgan
      @JusticeforMorgan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree but I don’t like her with brassy blonde hair and dark roots. She’s stunning with either dark brown or platinum blonde hair. Her brother looks like Jesus Christ.

    • @miabellkl
      @miabellkl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@JusticeforMorgan she probably doesn’t a give a fuck about what a random person thinks of her roots lmao. She’s pregnant so probably isn’t bleaching it anymore

    • @strange.wonderful
      @strange.wonderful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JusticeforMorgan lol your coment made me laugh.

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She's a goddess tbh

    • @katevive
      @katevive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@JusticeforMorgan she’s pregnant, it’s not really advisable to bleach your hair… don’t come for the roots, man
      i do like the blond on her😎

  • @muckyducky666
    @muckyducky666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

    “Congrats on your 300 pound weight loss since frenemies”
    “Oh that is mean”
    Proceeds to laugh evilly

  • @DonaMemjpeg
    @DonaMemjpeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    The part in ABs roast about if Ethan wasn't a youtuber he could start a business where he used his little hands to reach tiny things in small spaces where people with normal hands couldn't reach had me rolling 🤣

  • @lauren4389
    @lauren4389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    Ethan radiating major Michael Scott energy, asking to get roasted and then getting his feelings hurt

    • @arlenemadrigal7268
      @arlenemadrigal7268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I thought I was the only who noticed 😂😂😂

    • @funkydankspliff
      @funkydankspliff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Yes but getting roasted is one of the best ways to become liberated from your insecurities, I’m sure he will gain confidence from this

    • @missbieber1211
      @missbieber1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Peter griffin too hahaha

    • @Meelameels
      @Meelameels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      LMAO FR he was trying so hard to not look hurt

    • @ayeitshanah2151
      @ayeitshanah2151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      💀

  • @ferlozs
    @ferlozs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Ian's roast will be forever printed in my mind
    "kinda funny how a guy that spends so much time calling out predators works so hard to dress like one"

  • @laurenbrown4959
    @laurenbrown4959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4775

    Why tf are we ignoring Love and his faces/camera angle changes. I’m deceased.

    • @leahmarie3665
      @leahmarie3665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      We need love appreciation for the masses!!!!

    • @spookybaby1313
      @spookybaby1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      I’ve literally been dying 😂 his silent comedy is a great addition to the team 💗

    • @hulkhogan2113
      @hulkhogan2113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Love looks like he always has a mouthful of water.

    • @heyheyitrachelgray
      @heyheyitrachelgray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Yes yes yes! The little captions he puts up on lovebot are golden!!!

    • @Pandaface43
      @Pandaface43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      His Blue Steel is GODLY

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "You've been dressing like someone's dad long before Theodore showed up" is probably my favorite roast.

  • @sunnybunn9773
    @sunnybunn9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2397

    Luvbot just giving face in every one of Dan's shots is killing me

    • @amyjohnson7429
      @amyjohnson7429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      i was just about to write this same comment he cracks me up so much defo a scene stealer😂

    • @Camden_Carter
      @Camden_Carter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh my god it’s so funny

    • @TrenosUK
      @TrenosUK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      The Handsome Squidward vibes are strong.

    • @drea6838
      @drea6838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Zoolander

    • @citizenoutlaw2698
      @citizenoutlaw2698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      plus he actually did the best roast of all - 2:18:47

  • @uncletrashero
    @uncletrashero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

    Hila: "Everytime Ethan is on Twitter I have PTSD."
    roast of the night

    • @rev000088
      @rev000088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dan reading out that donation was the roast of the year 🤣🤣

    • @uncletrashero
      @uncletrashero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rev000088 LMAO brutal plus ultra

    • @blancmarquis2269
      @blancmarquis2269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ronald Raygun lol that's a Jeremy "the quartering" soundbite ...from the quartering content court.... Jeremy peed in his basement and they mock him for it haha. Nice try tho.

  • @mamacitina
    @mamacitina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3770

    I’m sorry but Logic’s roast saying Ethan and hila together look like binary code is the funniest thing I’ve heard 😂

    • @vadabegins9227
      @vadabegins9227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      God that was good hahaa

    • @tktk2268
      @tktk2268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I didn’t get the joke please someone explain it to me ☠️

    • @tonybablony2041
      @tonybablony2041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@tktk2268 Hila is slim so she's a "1" and Ethan is fat so he's a "0" binary code is ones and zeros "10001110" stuff like that, get it? "10" Hila on the left, Ethan on the right

    • @cheekybananaboy3361
      @cheekybananaboy3361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@tktk2268 binary code language made up exclusively of the numbers 1 and 0. ethan is fat like a 0, hila is slim like a 1.

    • @baconeater4133
      @baconeater4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@tktk2268 Well I guess if nobody is going to explain it, I will.
      Binary is a computing language composed of only two characters; "1" and "0". Hila is thin, resembling the 1, whereas Ethan is round, resembling the 0.

  • @jellybean5929
    @jellybean5929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    I was expecting Vsauce to to compliment Ethan like, “Ethan’s a great guy.” Then follow it up with “Or is he?”

    • @kivzzzz
      @kivzzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      What a missed opportunity

  • @alieshamascerin2827
    @alieshamascerin2827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Dan accidentally reading the Trisha comment and then becoming super shy & horrified was HILARIOUS and ADORABLE. Love how Ethan reacted too.

    • @savagewraith
      @savagewraith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Timestamp?

    • @shavaeflavour6485
      @shavaeflavour6485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@savagewraith 2:30:30

    • @SarahbearJayne
      @SarahbearJayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Oh man you’re not kidding. He read it with so much conviction and then was like oh fuck. Adorable and hysterical.

    • @Leannbby
      @Leannbby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everyone on tiktok made it seem like it was Dan that actually made the joke, and of course, that’s what Trisha though, I was like no not Dan 😩

    • @lukewarmape603
      @lukewarmape603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can’t wait for her 47 min video on how problematic Dan is

  • @cjsan96
    @cjsan96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    Ethan: "Hi Hila. You look beautiful. Stunning."
    Hila: "Yes."
    🤣

  • @adamboof6769
    @adamboof6769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    AB is trying so hard to be mean but you can tell it hurts him to say those things lol

    • @dark_ranger1951
      @dark_ranger1951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      😭😭it was so cute, it was like the kid that loves his friend too much to even be funny mean

  • @Jan-vw5cg
    @Jan-vw5cg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    Ian on Ethan’s birthday: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”

    • @sallyfacex_
      @sallyfacex_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YAS Hila 😂💕💕💕

  • @watchshortiego
    @watchshortiego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    IDK why but “Lovebot, stand up” SENT ME. 😩😂

  • @nostop8894
    @nostop8894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    4 years of Ian consistently being the funniest guy on the show

    • @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55
      @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No ones funny on this show. They're all pathetic cowards.

    • @Justsomebody009
      @Justsomebody009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 😂😂😂😂 the only pathetic person here is the one leaving hate comments

    • @luvcraft6925
      @luvcraft6925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i miss his segments

    • @steph1969
      @steph1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 crowder fanboy

    • @haleyt3754
      @haleyt3754 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luvcraft6925 I like his podcast more :)

  • @lukewarmape603
    @lukewarmape603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1894

    "Thats rich coming from someone who's Dad runs his business for him"
    HILA STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD

    • @crobear7700
      @crobear7700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hahaha and he hired his mom on new podcast host...you are sheep indead

    • @lukewarmape603
      @lukewarmape603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@crobear7700 having a conversation with your mom is the same as your dad telling you who to hang out with at 35 years old?

    • @crobear7700
      @crobear7700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lukewarmape603 ahahaha that was conversation and remind me what was the name of that podcast... are you really without a brain cells...your logic is like pile of turd

    • @dumbdangus2306
      @dumbdangus2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@crobear7700 ahahahaha headass 😂 his dad runs his business every episode. Ethan had his mom as his cohost for one episode. The comparison doesn’t make since

    • @crobear7700
      @crobear7700 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dumbdangus2306 your logic is like pile of turd.. what is wrong if his dad runs his buisness..i think in buisness you need someone who is loyal to you and who is better then your family...he bring his mom on podcast on title and new host is that is enough for hypocrisy.

  • @Syne7h
    @Syne7h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Ethan's reaction to Hila's roast was so sweet. When I barely knew what the H3H3 podcast was, I was watching an episode and the way Hila was looking at Ethan made me think, "Oh, wow, this woman is in love with this man. I wonder if he knows..." I didn't know they were married.

  • @amandag.s.5197
    @amandag.s.5197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    Ethan's smile when Hila was roasting him. He looks so proud.

    • @k-popfan9927
      @k-popfan9927 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello friends 🥰
      Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
      .. ✨..
      .... ✨.

  • @taylordee2863
    @taylordee2863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +998

    “It’s kinda funny how a guy who spends so much time calling out predators works so hard to dress like one” I PROPERLY SNORTED IAAANN

    • @starlord481
      @starlord481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This guy and his wife are weird. He could be a predator in the epstein level. Crap videos.

    • @tsenoj
      @tsenoj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@starlord481 shut it crowder simp

    • @nym9045
      @nym9045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@starlord481 straight to the conspiracies hmm, classic righty

    • @starlord481
      @starlord481 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nym9045 no, not right wing, just basing it on what I have seen on this video after trying this channel.

    • @madeline5493
      @madeline5493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@starlord481 My man, we all know you’re a Crowder white knight. No need to pretend. If I were you, I’d be more concerned about the FBI finding me after Jan 6 than H3💀

  • @oyasumi8859
    @oyasumi8859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    "Ethan, congrats on your 300 pounds weight loss since Frenemies"
    LMAO FUCKING DONO HAHAHAHAHA holy shit that is one of the top ones omfg

    • @sc1476
      @sc1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What time was that

    • @greasyclean9187
      @greasyclean9187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sc1476 2:30:30 trisha said it

    • @sc1476
      @sc1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@greasyclean9187 TRISHA RESPONDED??

    • @rockchains
      @rockchains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣💀

    • @miraann3997
      @miraann3997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@greasyclean9187 trisha didn’t say it it was about her

  • @lukeross6227
    @lukeross6227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    The biggest insult is that ab prepared the line “I’ve heard a lot of fat jokes today ” expecting people to say them.

  • @caseymathis1921
    @caseymathis1921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2393

    “What can I say about Ethan that Keemstar hasn’t already screamed to his therapist?” 😂😂

    • @tobitau89
      @tobitau89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That was so funny, well, because it is 100% true lmfao

    • @comatoastlife
      @comatoastlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You dont even have to think about it - ethan

    • @oogatz1917
      @oogatz1917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@comatoastlife you sure seem like you are doing a lot of thinking

    • @comatoastlife
      @comatoastlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oogatz1917 yes, ethan should try this from time to time

    • @oogatz1917
      @oogatz1917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@comatoastlife You should try getting an actual life instead of monitoring people you don’t like online

  • @jadethompson4510
    @jadethompson4510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    I want a sound bite of Ethan saying
    “He’s like the lucky charms leprechaun if it was all mushrooms”
    And play it every time there’s a WTF confusing moment.. lol

    • @beishtkione24
      @beishtkione24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are you giving this a%%hole your money?

    • @jadethompson4510
      @jadethompson4510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@beishtkione24 because he's a funny asshole. And I can spend my money on whatever I want to spend my money on.

    • @dantehernandez5818
      @dantehernandez5818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jadethompson4510 sheeeeeeeesh

    • @tobitau89
      @tobitau89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@beishtkione24 Did you get left in the car under the sun a few times too often as a toddler?

    • @hollyevans3312
      @hollyevans3312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@beishtkione24 why’re you subscribed to him if you don’t like him 🤣

  • @dylan-tristamoores2077
    @dylan-tristamoores2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    *Bark bark*
    Ethan: “Shredder, fuck him up. Dont step to me without asking permission from shredder.”

    • @haprnalters164
      @haprnalters164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      His name isn't Shredder for nothing. It's for what he does to his victims.

    • @AllyGagliardo
      @AllyGagliardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Holy shit I read this as I was watching this exact part

    • @NatalyRodriguez1
      @NatalyRodriguez1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Ye Ha why does that emoji fit so perfectly 😭😭

    • @hellonavii
      @hellonavii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was my fave part thank u

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NatalyRodriguez1 I love that the dude actually looks like Blaise Zabini from Slytherin house. Snake necklace and everything lol.

  • @avak3754
    @avak3754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    Trisha’s probably mad pressed that jacksfilms was included lmao

    • @kimdracuIa
      @kimdracuIa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Pinned by H3 Podcast weirdo get out of here

    • @fotchy1058
      @fotchy1058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i feel like there was definately another reason she wasnt on the roast other than that theyre fighting

    • @hayleyweisgerber2296
      @hayleyweisgerber2296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Onon

    • @miguelnunez5536
      @miguelnunez5536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ozymandias___868 It's a running gag that she hates Jacksfilms. I think she said in some episode that she was a fan at some point and she met him multiple times, but he didn't recognize her and she started hating him for that. Who knows tho.

    • @GoldenCoastGTA
      @GoldenCoastGTA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can we stop mentioning Trisha and move on.

  • @emilyhastings2825
    @emilyhastings2825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    “I didn’t say you sound drunk I said you are a drunk”

    • @nayomiegh
      @nayomiegh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      slam dunk

    • @jennisue2595
      @jennisue2595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nayomiegh only thing etham is dunking is donuts 🍩

    • @sydwilliams
      @sydwilliams 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite line

    • @nayomiegh
      @nayomiegh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jennisue2595 amazing roast! so funny he really got him good w that one ahaha

  • @RD-kw7mk
    @RD-kw7mk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3540

    “Dan is a DISGUSTING human being part 1 of 5” -Trisha Paytas soon ☠️

    • @portable.adorable
      @portable.adorable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      omg stopppp

    • @callistoarmy5576
      @callistoarmy5576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Pls see once and then decide ❤️....

    • @pikachulovable
      @pikachulovable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Knowing her he’s not invited anymore lol

    • @ThePanba
      @ThePanba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      She never watches the lives long enough to see it but I know some Trisha stans will let her know.

    • @Chronx100
      @Chronx100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@callistoarmy5576 I watched them, and I think you should definately find another hobby. That was one of the worst things ive heard, and thats putting it lightly.

  • @ankitasehgal03
    @ankitasehgal03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    I spat my food when Dan said “like a gentle mourning dove” about White Claw Gabe’s whooooo

    • @akshaynair3230
      @akshaynair3230 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @wishingwell_333
      @wishingwell_333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao look up mourning dove coo I was doing the woo and it sounded jus like that

  • @tehya3367
    @tehya3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Don’t understand how Zack is so fast with the sound bites. They mention Britney Spears and half a second later he’s there with the “it’s Britney, Bitch.” Phenomenal.

  • @AT-yo6qc
    @AT-yo6qc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Crowder: “I thought Ethan was a stand up guy!”
    Ethan: “idk who told you that”
    Hila: “I tHoUgHt wE wErE bEsT fRiEnDs”

    • @cf8321
      @cf8321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was Hila's comment a Trisha reference or what? I haven't caught up on the 10 Trisha videos. Probably won't. 🙄

  • @raisingradicals5564
    @raisingradicals5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    I know AB was super nervous but I actually LOLed at his more than any of the others!!! Very wholesome and you can tell how much he obviously respects Ethan.

    • @deerae7420
      @deerae7420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Best roast of them all goes to AB
      Kept it respectful to his boss but didn’t get afraid to make truly funny roasts that were well rounded!
      And u could tell Ethan took it lightly and knew it was great content, and sees him as not only a employee but family

    • @Noyesnoyes88
      @Noyesnoyes88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i fucking love me some AB!

    • @Subllama
      @Subllama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ab’s shaky voice awww i love his roast

  • @Disturban
    @Disturban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9633

    Dan is so underrated

    • @eduardofragoso827
      @eduardofragoso827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This is só true

    • @nowey2251
      @nowey2251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      No he’s not lol love him but he’s not underrated. He’s the most popular out of the crew and the camera always pans to him and calls on him the most

    • @nancybetters6243
      @nancybetters6243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I love that my fave channels watch my other fave channels ✨😆😊

    • @charlesblack1972
      @charlesblack1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I disagree because I think he’s heavily appreciated and rightly so

    • @drinkswatere
      @drinkswatere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@nowey2251 AB is that you? U jelly fans aren’t calling you underrated? You lil clout goblin.

  • @Lo66Li96
    @Lo66Li96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Roast starts at 01:07:04, for all my fellow rewatchers

  • @jadehanson1989
    @jadehanson1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2106

    Ian is so quiet I didn’t expect him to completely slaughter Ethan.

    • @Killzoneinbound
      @Killzoneinbound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Ethan’s worry says it all lol. Ian must be the harshest of them all behind the scenes.

    • @vectred7959
      @vectred7959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Don’t underestimate Ian. Mans quiet but kinda genius.

    • @funkydankspliff
      @funkydankspliff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Ian is the quietest but the most savage

    • @Xosidhe
      @Xosidhe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Ian, please stand up

    • @jodiejodiejodie
      @jodiejodiejodie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I’ve been watching for a few years and I totally expected Ian to full on clap Ethan’s cheeks

  • @goodnighttome
    @goodnighttome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1563

    I love how Hila just sees love in everything about Ethan
    Ethan: I was a piece of shit for leaving my clean clothes on the floor
    Hila: it was liberating

    • @lipglosskitten26
      @lipglosskitten26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Time stamp, please 🌸🌸

    • @crimeslime5419
      @crimeslime5419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Maybe I should try this approach because mess makes me so anxious and moody 😩

    • @Athenas117
      @Athenas117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I just love Hila she’s so cute!

    • @comatoastlife
      @comatoastlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You dont even have to think about it - ethan

    • @goodnighttome
      @goodnighttome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lipglosskitten26 1:17:16

  • @rezkat03
    @rezkat03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2514

    "Congrats on your 300 lb weight loss since Frenemies" - clueless Dan who will soon get a 3 pt video series made on him now 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @XBLCHLOE
    @XBLCHLOE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Ethan and Hila are just soooo cute, when she’s roasting him he fully supports her and goes along with it 🥰

  • @yam1146
    @yam1146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    I loved freneminies but like it’s like the podcast and everyone has a new lease on life, everything is so cheery and funny and just so much more colourful !!

    • @aliceblue52
      @aliceblue52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what just happened

    • @konor101
      @konor101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Great observation, I agree!

    • @omgurheadsgone
      @omgurheadsgone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aliceblue52 I think they are having a stroke. Or I am?

    • @Tinytortuga17
      @Tinytortuga17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@omgurheadsgone I think you are because I had no problem reading what they said 😂😂

    • @omgurheadsgone
      @omgurheadsgone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tinytortuga17 The structure of the sentence makes no sense. Complete run on sentence that jumps all over the place.

  • @jordanshatto2151
    @jordanshatto2151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    Ian ate that and left NO. FUCKING. CRUMBS.

    • @beishtkione24
      @beishtkione24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Baaa baaa

    • @emilynjtm1
      @emilynjtm1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ian stand up

    • @shynalckhfsgjx4293
      @shynalckhfsgjx4293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ian please stand up

    • @abee3323
      @abee3323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are three different Ian's im this video

  • @a.b3748
    @a.b3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    “He takes that 5%” gets me every time

  • @casssssssssssss
    @casssssssssssss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    I love knowing Trisha is hate watching like she does with all the people she's cut out of her life 😂😂😂

    • @casscass9644
      @casscass9644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Jared O'Brien is it though?

    • @AllieBee00
      @AllieBee00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Jared O'Brien she literally just dropped an apology video this is far from weeks ago drama 😂

    • @Angelica-bc9zm
      @Angelica-bc9zm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wish she’d also participated in the roast just for goofs and gafs

    • @VanSanProductions
      @VanSanProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Angelica-bc9zm she is probably super upset that the 5% meme has been the punchline of so many jokes, I don't she is going to come back even if they settle it she will always think the crew doesn't like her.

    • @Angelica-bc9zm
      @Angelica-bc9zm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@VanSanProductions oh I know she’ll never be back, it would’ve just been iconic.

  • @jojoannaaa10
    @jojoannaaa10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    I can’t focus when Love is in the back making zoolander faces 😂😂

  • @lanes8292
    @lanes8292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    “Alright Donna” without skipping a beat - Dan ain’t playing no games today

    • @callistoarmy5576
      @callistoarmy5576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Pls see once and then decide ❤️...

    • @miqseri
      @miqseri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@callistoarmy5576 You're copying Ken's music...

    • @von007conspire9
      @von007conspire9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@callistoarmy5576 afafgg

    • @pdove1630
      @pdove1630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ethan: How much did that cost me. Love: 5% 🤣🤣🤣

    • @classique_
      @classique_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@callistoarmy5576 Work on your singing, it’s off-key.

  • @summonit
    @summonit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Is anyone going to mention Love making the Zoolander "blue steel" face in the background while also dressed as Zoolander. I'm laughing so hard.

    • @karmalexys
      @karmalexys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They did at the end LOL

    • @marlastrongbow
      @marlastrongbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He’s so great, every time they cut to Dan Love is doing some funny shit in the background

    • @liteknight
      @liteknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lovebot is becoming self-aware!

    • @crystalpetal25
      @crystalpetal25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chefs kiss

    • @dionneappuhamyge25
      @dionneappuhamyge25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He actually makes a good blue steel face

  • @nfvy8111
    @nfvy8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Ethan: hi Hila. You look beautiful. Stunning.
    Hila: yep.

  • @thrice1888
    @thrice1888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    The crew did such a good job with their roasts, especially AB I can tell he was nervous. It’s hard to make and then preform a stand up style routine.
    AB’s one joke near the end was hilarious: “I love taking down and canceling Creators I have loved and watched for years.”

  • @Convulsions95
    @Convulsions95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Awwww AB seemed super nervous to speak in front of everyone but he did really good! WE LOVE YOU AB GREAT JOB KEEP IT UP

    • @ElizabethButters1111
      @ElizabethButters1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I feel like he always kinda has a shaky voice whenever he talks but he’s genuinely so funny his roast made me laugh the most

  • @whm3d
    @whm3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Every single member of this crew adds so much to the show. Ive never seen such a talented team on a podcast.

    • @destxnyy
      @destxnyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Beatles of podcasts

    • @vilma20
      @vilma20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah, it's such a uniquely fun podcast because it just feels like a big group of friends hanging out and chilling, the crew getting involved gives it so much flavor

    • @juliajaeger8175
      @juliajaeger8175 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly! That's how I feel. They are all equally talented and involved and it's the best thing ever!

  • @AmeliaTaylorr
    @AmeliaTaylorr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Hila’s roasts were priceless. Ethan’s face looking at her the whole time. Love them both so much 🥺❤️

  • @taytayqueen7024
    @taytayqueen7024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    The way that woman screamed after seeing the energetically aligned guy is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂 and the fact that he didn’t even flinch this guy is a robot

    • @vVAstrAVv
      @vVAstrAVv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I thiiiink she might've just tripped off camera

    • @ryanw2126
      @ryanw2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think I saw a slight smirk but he was able to squash it right away

    • @rootintootin5167
      @rootintootin5167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The scream was from her soul getting absorbed by dudes demonic glare.

    • @staynielherbayn657
      @staynielherbayn657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s a Homer Simpson sound bite I’m almost certain

    • @emeraldcat8984
      @emeraldcat8984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rootintootin5167 like in American horror story season 8 when Michael Langdon tried t eradicate Vivien harmons spirit

  • @redum2277
    @redum2277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Ethan: You look beautiful, stunning.
    Hila: Yes 😌✨
    Edit: time stamp - 2:09:05

    • @ellabella28
      @ellabella28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      time stamp? 🤩

    • @emmaloorose
      @emmaloorose 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      THIS IS MY FAVORITE COMMENT

    • @junegemini3092
      @junegemini3092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ellabella28 2:09:00

  • @mallbratgirl_3005
    @mallbratgirl_3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    i know ethan doesn't talk about his tourette's that much, but i have tourette's too, so when i watch h3 by myself and see ethan having tics even if they're subtle it's nice cause i feel more comfortable letting them out after the habit of mostly suppressing them all day in school, especially my verbal ones, which is really draining, so when i notice ethan's tics it sorta reminds me it's okay to let them out. i even used to have a really similar tic to the one ethan does with his hand, now they're mostly weird little noises or head movements. a lot of people say when they watch podcasts and stuff it feels like they're hanging out with a friend so it's probably some weird parasocial shit cause i feel comfortable to tic freely in front of my close friends as well.

    • @joehervey84
      @joehervey84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I understand. I found that with craig carton. Sports talk radio host in Ny.

    • @TohruMarie
      @TohruMarie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      YEA YOU FKN DO YOU!!!!💚

    • @joehervey84
      @joehervey84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TohruMarie i agree

    • @bhutwheyttherismor86
      @bhutwheyttherismor86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have a minor hand tic and I can relate. I feel a lot less bad about it after watching him for all this time.

    • @joehervey84
      @joehervey84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I get eye twitches , i was made fun of as a kid. Took a few years for me to stand up for my self. Funny i had to fight back to stop the bs i dealt with. Dr's cant do anything its like good luck buddy. Im 37 this Monday an don't care. U gotta accept it an if anyone picks on you stick up for ya self. People are gross an enjoy seeing people upset. I hated it but it stopped when i let it be known im not to be walked on by 🐀 little garbage people

  • @kivs3007
    @kivs3007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    12:05 “shredder fuck him up”
    IM HOLLERING!!! 😂😂😂

  • @michellet297
    @michellet297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    I teared up when Ethan's mom was talking about him helping the new kid in class. So sweet. He's just a good friend and has always been.

    • @charlottemartinson
      @charlottemartinson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It kinda looked like Ethan was lowkey abt to tear up too 🥺🥺

    • @Cagliostro85
      @Cagliostro85 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He just advised him not to think about it, Bro.

    • @RubALamp
      @RubALamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cagliostro85 Oh my god you're so funny, like, how did you ever come up with a joke like that? Did you go to comedy school or something? Like for real, you should go do comedy for a living: sell your house and all your belongings and buy a plane ticket to New York because trust me you're gonna strike it rich, I mean, how many people could ever make such a funny joke? The depth, the sensitivity, it's just the perfect joke. Like for real it's so funny I am going to die, how did you do it? It's impossible for a human to make such a funny joke, like really impossible, so you must not be human. You're a robot aren't you? A robot programmed solely to make the best jokes ever. Who cares? Really you should do this for a living, since you're so funny. What are you doing right now with your time? Are you studying? Working? Or are you already doing comedy full time? Because you really should. You're robbing the world of all your potential by not dedicating your every breath to making such funny jokes that make people laugh so much and so hard. Look around you, the responses are scarce because people are LITERALLY DYING with laughter, that's how funny you are. You should totally write a movie, it will be the best movie of all times I'm sure, since you made up this funny of a joke. And even if you didn't it's the delivery that counts right? I mean, I almost believed you were Louis CK or some shit since you are so fucking funny. And since you are so fucking funny, what are you doing wasting your time here? Put yourself out there, forget about this place, strike it rich. It's okay. We don't want to hinder your potential. Now go and make the world laugh

    • @Cagliostro85
      @Cagliostro85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RubALamp you seem triggered… you mad bro? Don’t even think about it BRO, BRO!

  • @amandathompson6964
    @amandathompson6964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    "$1 for every % point that we never saw" IAN PLS

    • @xyz765
      @xyz765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For the full version of the roast search Gokanaru on TH-cam 😂😂 IAN

  • @ashleyshoop
    @ashleyshoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    “ That’s rich coming from the guy who still has his 🤨 dad 🤨 running his business “
    I love hila

  • @austinwiththef150
    @austinwiththef150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Why did Ian go in like that 😂 man went from a roast to trying to shut down the channel
    &Your moms roast was the sweetest shit I’ve ever heard lol

  • @shann1172
    @shann1172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Dan was so funny this whole episode him accidentally reading that comment about Trish SENT ME

    • @MaryamofShomal
      @MaryamofShomal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same! And Love’s reaction when Dan read it was spectacular haha

    • @hiyaitsmariah452
      @hiyaitsmariah452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Timestamp please?☺

    • @Cruddyhands
      @Cruddyhands 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hiyaitsmariah452 2:30:23

    • @HuluKiwi
      @HuluKiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hiyaitsmariah452 2:30:32

    • @frankuriegas1888
      @frankuriegas1888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I fucking died 💀😂

  • @chit-chat007
    @chit-chat007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Trisha is seething bc she blew the BEST career move ever! Such a shame! Welp, we all tried to shut her up.

    • @deadbutworking
      @deadbutworking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Weird how she can't wish him publically once but h3 had a whole bday week for her.

    • @soulfly3438
      @soulfly3438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      she was realistically never gonna make it. this is her entire career. make friends and then turn on them. she is incapable rn of saying sorry and apologizing to ethan. shes obsessed with trying to make him look bad lol.

    • @aeclassic2030
      @aeclassic2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deadbutworking exactly was thinking the same 💔

  • @gracedonovann
    @gracedonovann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2788

    Dan’s instant look of regret after reading that Trisha comment

    • @Rosie-lc8ww
      @Rosie-lc8ww 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      It was a honest mistake, hopefully she will get that

    • @fortyforfree
      @fortyforfree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Layup

    • @TrippyMcBake
      @TrippyMcBake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I need a time stamp

    • @brit7436
      @brit7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@Rosie-lc8ww who cares what she thinks. It’s true lmao

    • @beachfairy
      @beachfairy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I even read that comment out loud and it didn't click right away what they meant, poor Dan, realised too late 😂

  • @LLusion
    @LLusion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    2:25:13 love bot with an absolute dinger ??? nobody laughed !

    • @gracerobertson6132
      @gracerobertson6132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@pr.ncesspeaches yeah it was AB

    • @TVDaJa
      @TVDaJa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gracerobertson6132 oh that explains it I guess lmao

    • @23MONKEYz
      @23MONKEYz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOOOO

    • @TheTheawesomeguy35
      @TheTheawesomeguy35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TVDaJa that explains why nobody laughed?

    • @bickyyboo
      @bickyyboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you mean zinger?

  • @purf3ct_bleu
    @purf3ct_bleu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    "Congrats on your 300 lb weight loss since frienemies!" - Dan

    • @MrJackyRocks
      @MrJackyRocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Timestamp?

    • @Joooooeeeeee3
      @Joooooeeeeee3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wasn’t dans joke. This is why Trisha and get fans are crazy, misinformation

    • @StarringMaja
      @StarringMaja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Their reactions were hilarious lmao. Everyone was like oop-

    • @Alex-mc9ip
      @Alex-mc9ip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MrJackyRocks 2:30:30

    • @AbcfodgE
      @AbcfodgE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And i oop

  • @lvlonikaa
    @lvlonikaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    When AB responded with “5%” to Ethan asking what the 2 lovebot cameras cost - I died a little because I was thinking it at the same time

  • @olivia_vermast
    @olivia_vermast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    “You and Hila standing next to each other, looks like binary code” this is so funny lmaoo
    2:02:09 is the time stamp btw

    • @bugparty
      @bugparty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      it took me a sec to get it but my jaw literally dropped lmfaooo

    • @ryanvibert7245
      @ryanvibert7245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg I missed this thank u

    • @oliviaxx9022
      @oliviaxx9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i dont get it lol

    • @ProbablySky
      @ProbablySky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@oliviaxx9022 binary is 1's and 0's. Ethan is looks like a 0, Hila like a 1. About their stature.

    • @sonyafrontino7498
      @sonyafrontino7498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oliviaxx9022 trotyotytottoytotoyyyotootytototyooutotoyottoytootyoytotoytoyoyoyototyottoyoyotyoyoytotoyoytototooyotytotoyyooytototoyoyoyoyoytotoyottooytooyoytooytotoyotyototoyootyotoyototytoytoyooyotyoyotyoyootyotoyootyoyoyoyoyoyotyotyyoyoyootyotoyototoyotototoruyooyoyoyoyotoyootttoyototoottotoototottoottotottootottootoo

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Finally Ethan is dressing like a King so he matches Hila being a Queen all the time.

  • @iceprincess2424
    @iceprincess2424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Zach should layer diff Dan laughs so it sounds like a room full of Dans laughing and use that for the laugh track

  • @Contributron
    @Contributron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2977

    Ian is lowkey the funniest. He doesn’t say much but every time he does he’s always so funny.

    • @castrolias
      @castrolias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Which Ian tho. They both funny.

    • @sgtkush2115
      @sgtkush2115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@castrolias sorry what?

    • @castrolias
      @castrolias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@sgtkush2115 Ian the salaried employee or Idubbbz Ian

    • @byzantinephilosopher
      @byzantinephilosopher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      no hes not hes the weirdest

    • @mollind11
      @mollind11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Ian please stand up.

  • @Loo-rv7tp
    @Loo-rv7tp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Am I the only one who cried at AB’s and also Donna’s “roasts”. Hila’s as well. The sweetest. Everyone was kind and it’s clear what a great person Ethan is.

  • @breannabreanna2837
    @breannabreanna2837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Awww I’m a social worker and Ethan shouting us out was so nice! No one ever shouts out or appreciates our field so that meant a lot!

  • @stinkysdiner
    @stinkysdiner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    The judge is definitely getting paid to let Britney be stuck in this conservatorship. There’s literally NO REASON to be doing this to Britney other than money.

    • @LexaTerrestrialx
      @LexaTerrestrialx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yeah courts actually are that corrupt.. lawyers too... best believe

    • @shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317
      @shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And it’s so obvious that the judge is getting kickbacks I can’t even believe that nothing
      Is being done about this. This is the kind of shit that gets someone disbarred and banned from ever being a judge again. How is this being allowed?? Who do you turn to? Your state senator??

  • @patty2626
    @patty2626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    It’s amazing how Ethan respects Love. He’s not forcing him to do stuff he doesn’t want to do 'for the video'. That’s how you know he’s a great boss

    • @DanielGreen52
      @DanielGreen52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He used to try and get Ian to join in more and now Ian has roasted all of Ethans skin off.

    • @raiyannaushad
      @raiyannaushad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@DanielGreen52 he's learned his lesson about getting people to speak up haha

    • @GriffinLisuk
      @GriffinLisuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raiyannaushad why what happened? I’m late to the party

    • @Trollosauras
      @Trollosauras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GriffinLisuk few hundred eps back we started questioning Ian on air pretty hard as to why he doesn't involve himself more when Ethan wants his input. It was honestly confusing to listen/watch because they both claim to be joking but. Ethan has poked at it on and off for a good few episodes so... usually you take that as not a joke

    • @madiaittama7704
      @madiaittama7704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Trollosauras ian deserved it though.. it’s a podcast it’s kind of expected of you to talk

  • @haepisaus
    @haepisaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Damn Ian's roast was brutal. Almost as if he was suffering every episode because he was made to STAND UP

    • @damedrops5138
      @damedrops5138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or pee his pants lol

    • @vadabegins9227
      @vadabegins9227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ian is just too funny. All of the time. Lucky girl in his life

    • @tina654
      @tina654 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There it is.

  • @daniraewrites
    @daniraewrites 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "You look beautiful. Stunning."
    "Yes" :)
    I adore her

  • @mckenziekelly4802
    @mckenziekelly4802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    They literally just can't deal with how pretty and successful Hila is.

    • @MegNotTheStallion
      @MegNotTheStallion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Kigoz4Life Steven Chump Chowder

    • @mckenziekelly4802
      @mckenziekelly4802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Kigoz4Life Yeah, Crowder and his goons.

    • @riase
      @riase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And classy and loyal.

    • @jetjaguar5200
      @jetjaguar5200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is this the clown show?

    • @OnPoint88
      @OnPoint88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty? She legitimately looks like a trans woman
      And no..it's not pretty

  • @AndoHemse
    @AndoHemse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    I'm not seeing enough comments about Ian's absolute genius. The scrolls of controversies had me actually laugh out loud! Ian, sit down, you've earned it!

  • @MD-lu3gt
    @MD-lu3gt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Not AB bringing me to tears with the end of his roast. Yeah, you can tell that Ethan is SUCH a bad boss. 🙄 His crew loves him so freaking much. ❤️

  • @barkfame
    @barkfame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Why am I crying at the story Donna told about Ethan in 3rd grade 😭❤️

  • @Lankynibs
    @Lankynibs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Dan is like the best man we all want when it’s time to get married.

    • @krissy5089
      @krissy5089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was just thinking this hahhaa

    • @kensworld4583
      @kensworld4583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except for his homophobic theater kid energy comment

    • @kingchamuco1
      @kingchamuco1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah just not to get married ha!

    • @alexquintanilla1442
      @alexquintanilla1442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@kensworld4583 Hardly homophobic

    • @jodiejodiejodie
      @jodiejodiejodie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dan is the man we want to marry, let’s be real

  • @Axeldiedtimeago
    @Axeldiedtimeago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    I feel like Dan doesn't get enough love. All the love goes to the young ones. Dan the true unsung hero of H3. I be honest Dan was meh until the past year for me. Maybe I'm just getting older and starting to relate and appreciate Dano.

    • @chelseas.horizon2222
      @chelseas.horizon2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I recon when I started watching the H3 a few years ago Dan was a main part of me liking the show. He is the best 🙌

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He keeps it all together, feels like we need to thank him for years of entertainment. So thank you, Dan!

    • @shirinatron
      @shirinatron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He gets tonsssss of love. It's very clear Dan is Ethan's closest on the show, his co-host in some ways

  • @fawnalove7569
    @fawnalove7569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    i have never seen the light brighter in Ians eyes, the grin wider and shining more like a thousand suns, than when hes about to roast ethan

    • @AveryCreates
      @AveryCreates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao it's like "The Purge". 1 day a year to just GO OFF

    • @rachelbrumm2463
      @rachelbrumm2463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He looked handsome

    • @graacesummers
      @graacesummers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAH

  • @ankitasehgal03
    @ankitasehgal03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    It’ll be so wholesome when Love actually gets to meet the team in person ❤️

  • @cr0w860
    @cr0w860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Why does Love just sit there and make Zoolander faces lmaooooo he’s even got the headband

    • @kwardozz
      @kwardozz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lmao i love him haha

    • @TheDbzlova
      @TheDbzlova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I forgot what podcast episode it was but it was revealed that he just has a tendency to suck out the air in his mouth. And he sits in a dark room with like 3 or 4 monitors that are bright so he squints

    • @carolinebrewer6611
      @carolinebrewer6611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This the funniest comment

  • @Mehoyminoy-f8n
    @Mehoyminoy-f8n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    The 300 pound joke💀. I can already feel the tiktoks being made.

    • @Mar-gz6ft
      @Mar-gz6ft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I already feel bad for him, he really didn’t get it at first 💀

    • @littlegirlblue6326
      @littlegirlblue6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      trisha is recording it as we speak

    • @amandagutierrez3166
      @amandagutierrez3166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Timestamp??

  • @noahbixnash
    @noahbixnash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Seeing hilas roast makes you realize that ethan and and hila think each other are the funniest people ever. Too good

    • @gingerbihhh
      @gingerbihhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love their love so much

  • @sausjongen
    @sausjongen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    How wholesome would it have been if Post Malone did a surprise roast

    • @Car-ls8uy
      @Car-ls8uy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      :c

    • @zarahya6123
      @zarahya6123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The biggest roast is him not reaching out to Ethan after he said he would lmaoo

    • @KrisCasey4
      @KrisCasey4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Roast Malone