People Too Innocent For The Internet
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Did he just call that hamster a mouse?
Yes
Did you just osoom its gender !!!!!
@@WW-ef1ih no
Lolllll
pumpkin pro.. Pls rewind it at 1:02. Welcome🙃
I miss my innocence when I wouldn’t understand anything dirty. But in all seriousness,if a period would last for ONLY 50 minutes.....that’s Heaven
Ikr😂
I wish😂
Once I had a period that lasted for a day and in a half
Qarin Khan
That would be cool
We wish
I’ve always called my dad “daddy” but now the Internet has made it a weird thing and it’s kind of awkward now
Bish SAME
Ikr
and i ooo-
same lol
Same.
The most innocent comment I ever heard was when I was at pride camp (lgbtq+ camp) and we were playing this game trying to guess if the person was a top, bottom, or switch. We asked this one guy and he said "I don't know. I don't really care which bunk bed I get."
oh my god-
Omg 😂😂😂
Awww lmao
Awwww..... that's so much innocence 😅
Wait what does this "bottom, up, switch" thingy meant ?
Imagine tho, periods lasting 50 minutes
NOW THAT'S HEAVEN
MikuLala :3 😂lmao
Only 50 minutes... 😋😃😍 I wish
😫❤️I need that
MikuLala :3 right
MikuLala :3
NO!!!!! 5 minutes
The internets ruined me. I understand all of these.
Luna Night agreed
Luna Night I so agree rip me, and other children!
im curious what does " pounding my meat " means?
Me 2
+Penelope loves caramel (Penelope Caramel) its ok Ive lost my innonce since I was 7 😂😂
Parents: Our Daughter Is So Innocent
Me: Are u sure about that?
Lmao that's like my parents constantly saying "OH MY GOD YOUR SUCH A GOOD KID" I have to go into the other room so they stay innocent about me lmaoooo
@@1tzm3hh11 OMg Same Hahahahahah😂😂
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT MOM?
Yeah, like my mum thinks she knows me so well and is always like, “Oh, you wouldn’t understand. You’re so innocent.” And I’m just here like: “Mum, my innocence ended over 3 years ago....Where’ve you been?”
my innocence ended when i was 6, yet my mom still says "ill tell you when your older"
My dog's name is Kooka... I'll never see my dog the same way after this...
LMAO
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
😂😂😂😂
LMAO WTF
I don't get it I thought Kooka was just bacon
"if that's a slice of bacon i'm a potato"
lmao tal same
Lmfao
nah fam he a giraffe
*Wattpad litterally wiped all of my remained innocence,which wasn't much,but still-*
Taehyung and Jimin's bitcheu SAAAAME
Taehyung and Jimin's bitcheu and also what a fabulous profile picture you have my little army friend 😉
ARMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Same
Sameeeee😂I'm a Filipina BTW😂so yea😂
Those moments when you're twelve and you know you shouldnt be understanding all of this but you do and you realize that the internet is actually a really messed up place
I'm 8 and know all of these somehow
@@allanzoramirez7298 oh jeez, now I feel like I should keep my brothers safe from the internet.
@@dreamerkid3823 Yeah you should its kind of weird there...😅
@@allanzoramirez7298 i'm 2 and a half and I know all of these too.
@@Ignasimp r/hmmm
Tal: “ kooka and bacon don’t go together.”
Me: But sausage does 😏
.....*throws holy water
Wait a minute what a kooka
🤢🤮😳🙏 ewwwwww do not search it up my childhood is ruined whyyyyyy whyyyyy
Me who found out about this stuff when i was six: *Pathetic*
Tal: I'm a potato
Me: welcome to the family
hi my name is potato jin is delicious
Megan Of The Shire wut did you ate jin??
hi my name is potato
Ironpickase how many peopel name is potato omg
hi my name is potato 🥔 hello long lost fam
Poor Hamster😂😂😂😂
He doesn't even know whats going on😂😂😂
Milagros's Art 😂😂😂
What's wrong with the hamster one?
XxCookies4evaXx 23 oh you dont want to know
Sara Annie sucking
Sara Annie just... Leave it. Yoi got an innicent mind and you should keep it that way
The little “hamster” is Armond Rizzo and yes, he can take big bananas.
Yep🤣🤣🤣
i wanna be a hamster
I'm literally so confused... I guess it's a good thing that I have an extremely innocent mind! Especially since I'm a child...
How old are you
Don't ever search anything on the internet or your innocence will be gone
Not for long...
Annalise Simmons good now stay innocent-
You're not like me good
Kooka
i learnt a new word today
Me too
Bethany Hunt me too
Bethany Hunt me too
Same
when your mum says you watch to much yt
But I learned a new word today
ok what is it
kooka lmaooo
"Will give head for food. How are you going to eat with no head?"
Lol I wish I was this innocent. 😂
cathuie what does it mean tho
cathuie I don’t understand it can someone explain😭
?I don't understand either Pls explain .........
cathuie I don’t understand it
I am that innocent... I still don't know what it means, and I'd rather not if it's something bad
I'm so impure, I recognize the pic with the hamster, the guy on the left is a...*cough*, good actor.
I understood all of them APART from that one, please explain.
Yes he is used to getting giant bananas 😂
_weird_ person_ it’s implying the bigger guy has a massive dick which is the banana and the smaller guy is the hamster. So that’s what it looks like when he’s giving head.
Not very accurate bc Austin Wolf doesn’t really have such a big dick he’s pretty average 😂
Fernando lmfaaoooo those were my thoughts!
@@FerBaide yeah not really big but he hot tho
2:38 let us call it a “hotdog bun”. 😏😂
Like if you get it
Fish Girl
My virgin eyes
X-X
Fish Girl lol
I thought I was weird when I thought that once
?
@@justmesharlotte5843 Same I'm just as confused as you are
When he called the hamster a mouse I got so maddd😂💀
Amy fraser actually that wasn't a hamster that was a gerbil
Dayle Norris actually that really was a hamster 😂😂😂😂
Me too!!!
Same XD
Ikr
Well... I'm too innocent I guess😂
Every single time I don't understand anything I will ask and I don't know why am I destroying my mind...
SonicMandy 15 yes
SonicMandy 15 me everyday
Me too
No not me
I understood all of them...😂
Tal: *says mouse*
Me: *looks over at hamster* your a mouse now.
Ion use the word *Daddy* on ANYBODY
my actual dad I call: *pops*
And den you got my boyfriend and you call him: *SENPAI*
I’m only 12 and i understand all of these😂😂
I understand half
I'm 10
Max Cavazos then get off social media... and y the hell do u know these?
I said half
MajesticWolf well u should know how 12 y/o r now a days lol. And plus, i hang out with only guys which they teach me some things😂😂
“If that’s a slice of bacon... I’m a potato” ~Tal 2018
edit:wow 193 likes thx
MysteriousPotato ikr lmao 😂
MysteriousPotato lol
MysteriousPotato 200th like
Tal: shows what kooka means on camera
Also Tal: maybe youtube doesn’t know what kooka means
2:52
“ *Im a potato.* “
-Tal Fishman 2019
I am soo dirty minded that I can't talk with my parents without beeing dirty😂 *and they never get it* 😆😆
Alessandra Radu being*
Alessandra Radu are you 9?
Sammmmeeee😂😂💀💀
I get most of them
i understand all and im eleven
That picture was not innocent..THE *HAMSTER* WAS!
Oofz Animations praise this beautiful comment
😂
Oofz Animations oooooofffff
I still don't get it...
+Kitty Cat keep it like that
Tal: called a hamster a mouse
Me: dies
"A mouse trying to eat a giant banana"
I-
😂😂😂😂
That's a 🐹 *HAMSTER* 🐹
These innocent cinnamon rolls need to be protected
Liberty Dragneel why didn’t anyone else tell me there were cinnamon rolls?? I would have gotten here faster if I had known.
Millie Martin lmao
I love ur pfp
Choccielicious ty
Lilly 320 have you ever tried a cinnamon pretzel?! They tase just like those rolls too
"If that's a slice of bacon, I'm a potato"
~Tal Fishman 2018
Genuinely thought the guy was disguised as a hot dog of some sort...
I thought it was a pair of lips, but then I saw the (CENSORED)
While I'm watching this my battery percentage is 69 😏😂
i luv your icon ARRRMYYYYYY
@@enzoacab9552 Hello ARMY💜💜💜
ARMYYYY💜
Nice
WTH does 69 mean?
Who else liked the vid before watching the video
Cuz you know that it's gonna be good
I used to be innocent until a good friend of mine showed me their friend group... we all hang out now and joke around and protect innocent people.
I was dirty minded
journal 5989 same tho
@@mreeves2020 once you are dirty minded you cannot change!
When he played the 50 shades of grey part I lost it 😂
One of my friends had to explain what 50 Shades of Gray was to me when I was 14... It was an awkward conversation.
Tal: *You sweet, sweet innocent child.*
Also Tal: *it's not supposed to go in there like that!!*
Tal aint no innocent boi
I remember that i thought creampie was a whipped cream brand...
i dont get it ...
@@kamij2869 you're to innocent-
@@christi2570 😂😅
I know right? 😂 😂
I bet 89% of these people who commented are dirty minded . 😂
98%
oof_KC x you mean 69% 😛
Thebunnyperson123 i was so gonna say that
Thebunnyperson123 I was going to say that..
oof_KC x same
Tal: kooka and bacon don't go together
Me: *EVERYTHING GOES WITH BACON*
ohmy-
@@lunaoconnor5474 hahah
Lmao 😂
Zoe Young except kooka
Are you sure bout that?
My friend: hey daddy when are u gonna pick me up
Everyone: •-•...😂
There was a thing--
Question: How far have u gone with a boy?
The girl: I went to London with my dad
Im innocent ;D
1% innocent
99% Dirty
😶😶😶😶😶
Just Nothing amen to that
Im not dirty minded but im not innocent
I'm about 23% dirty 77% innocent. I can thank my friends for *THAT*!
What does dirty mind mean?
i think it means people that only think about not nice stuff
I’m 13 and I understand all of this unfortunately from friends at school😑🤦🏼♀️
Im 11...............
My friend group is innocent and I'm your age so I only understood the hickey one
Angelese Wright I'm 12
I knew all that when I was 9
Angelese Wright same...
My sweet daughter (18 year old) was up early with me when a phone call for her 16 year old brother came in. He came out of his room shirtless, but in a pair of shorts. He was also sporting an OBVIOUS condition typical of young men early in the morning. My daughter looked at him and said, “(Name), You are gonna cut your leg off if you keep sleeping with your hunting knife in your pocket.” We both died! She was SO innocent. She had her very first kiss the night of her engagement and obviously waited for everything else until her wedding night. Now, she gets the “knife” incident.
Nice🤣
3:39 me too tal and I still think that way
Same.... What does creampie mean
Qaseh Ireena
Oh no... o-o
Don’t.
Look.
It.
Up.
Please.
@@user-vf2ho1xm2n oh ok! 👍💜
@@qasehireena4859 Butt Right???
I Understand It Is Semen😈😈😈On Face
"if that's a slice of bacon, then i'm a potato" -quotes by tal fishman
My sister explained all the jokes and now im dirty minded never shoulve watched this...
Mood
Oh no
Tal you just ruined my innocent mind😂
Unfortunately I instantly understood the mouse trying to eat the banana meaning. Really funny though!😂
90%-I totally understand all of these😂
10%-What???????
😂😂😂😂
i know all of them
I’m in the 90% but my mind might as well be a 100% when it comes to defy mindedness
Doeheart ! So trueee...
I'm in the 10 percent also wit does XXX mean?
That's me
I miss being an innocent potato
Here's hoely water for $69.69
I lost my innocence at 11 so yeah I blame all these hoomans surrounding meh
Kim Taehyung ikr and I think ur the only other person who says hooman besides me and my bestie lol
How is water 69.69
Vladi Sports lol
Vladi Sports here we have another lucky innocent person
May I get the holy water?
Me whenever I find an innocent person: Omg your innocence must be protected at all cost. Ahh you little Cinnamon Roll and just let me hug and protect you.
I'm so dirty.. I understood everything.
*my sweet, sweet, iNnOcEnT cHiLd*
Mercy Colon no one lol
I have the feeling that’s an undertale line from Toriel
Those dislike are the innocent people
Travis Sonnylal lol innocent people should be proud about it why would they dislike the vid
Ela l Yep
I liked. I didnt get any, if u read thisplease explain at least one. Except the ham one cos he explains. Thanks
Ela l I am proud, to be an attack helicopter of course.
Yeah, cause there aren’t many out there.
When your not 18+ yet you still get every last one of these 😂😂😂
indeed i understood all these when i was 6, i ruined my innocence at such a young age
When you're 13 and understand all of these your childhood is officially gone 😂
it's a hamster not a mouse
MOusE eatInG a BaNAnA
SnowfoxIceDragon ITS A HAMSTERRRRRR
Sonya Hayes
Ik its a joke lll
but I know what it means though so
Sonya Hayes
Ffs I do too.
My friend and I were talking once and this guy next to us was talking about how he got 'head'
My friend looks at him and asked, 'whats' head? Did someone give you there head?" One of the guys laughed and said 'they can show you what it means' He thought i was innocent too, to bad thats long gone, in the end he didn't come back to school for a week after i dealt with him.
Kpop Candy Chong Jojun Balsa his ass
OHHHH 😂😂😂
Kpop Candy yo army
Heyyyyyy army!!!
Kpop Candy im glad i dont know what it means i wanna stay innocent
It doesn't matter that me and my friends speed on dirtbikes and blow up cans of deodrent for fun
"beautiful kooka" -tal fishman
Ohhh that hamster is “loving” that juicey “banana”
Yep, and he knows he can take it the other way around too🤣
Guy: Hey.
Girl: What?
Guy: Creampie. ;)
Girl: Sorry but I prefer eating hotdogs. :)
Sqwendlarr they'll get along😂
Sqwendlarr still get along
Sqwendlarr 69th like, you know what that means 😏
what does that mean lmao
Neko Paint NOTHING
"What's ur favorite position in bed?"
"Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging"
Wow, what an amazing answer, I wish I could be that genius person.... Did anybody get this?
Loading please wait ok I will wait
Loading please wait yesss
real question is what are u doing on the phone XD
I don't get it and what is a dirt minded im asking a ton of people in the comments to see if they know
She is *charging* her *phone* 🍑👈🏻
Thank you for putting coach sue sylvester in here for about a half second.
If that’s a slice of bacon, then I’m a potato.
~Tal Fishman 2018
Tal watched 50 shades of grey...
I just friccin realized that XD
Moonie x it’s soooo weirdddd
@@rakeisha what kind of movie is that is it entertaining?
Christopher James Castorico if you don’t know it’s better if u don’t ever know
@@christopherjamescastorico473 XD yeah... it's better if you keep a little of your Innocents
On 1:02 , its not a mouse, ITS A HAMSTER OK! (All hamster owners relate so much to this)
but still eating a banana🙂
That 50shades of grey scene had me dead
Am I the only one going crazy, because he called a hamster a mouse, probably...
C. A. Fontaine no... me too. I have a hamster if u see my picture lol. We need to teach Tal the difference.
Omg I was looking for this comment!!! I was screaming inside because of that.
C. A. Fontaine no, no u arnt
I have been wrecked by the Internet SAVE THESE INNOCENT MINDED BEANS
Lingx Cats same
I'm a kid I don't understand them
@@malbertsalmasan
That's realllllllly good ok?
Does dirty minded mean you think of dirt a lot?
Im happy to say that i didn't get most of this even after he explained them
I just started watching videos from this channel and to be honest i've learned so much for 2 days😂
Im not dirty minded! *watches video* ....yep i was wrong
100% same😂😂😂
ChipsRoseGold x i thought i am dirty minded but... This video
"If it's not for dogs then what are they for? Horses?"
Me: ...
*LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HORSES*
I'm a hamiltrash :P
J Thiti OF COURSE ITS HARD TO HAVE AN INTERCORSET OVER FOUR SETS IF COUSETS!!!!
same XD
Yes glad I'm not the only one
OMG A HAMILTON FAN! MARRY ME! XD
J Thiti what was the strap. The only one I didn't get
Ahhh that wierd Hercules Mulligan
When I was younger I would always call my dad "daddy" (But for some reason I called my mom, mom) then when I was about 13-14 I realised what it meant and I never called my dad "daddy" again.
same
I feel so guilty 😂👌🏼 I once broke the pureness out of my friend 😔
Is it bad that I understand everything?
Fran N No
Fran N-no I did too.oh god help me
Yes but everyone does so it doesn’t matter anymore
Fran N SAME BUT i think its normal now that almost everybody is dirty minded
Fran N no I did to and I'm only 10
A mouse eating a giant a giant banana! That's a hamster
Ikr
So sometimes im a bit too innocent and it gets frustrating cause i ask people to explain and they just call me cute, laugh and say that i should stay like that :/
I’m legit so confused rn 😂
did anyone notice that it was a hamster not a mouse? XD
White Wolf but did you get the joke on the hamster one
Blur •-• I knew it then forgot proves how much of a potato I am lmao
I was waiting for someone to comment that.
White Wolf of course!
Noooo it was a squiral......😑😑😒😒
_me before watching the video_ **I am the most dirty-minded person in class** _watches the video_ **wait what does that mean?**
Eliza Gevorgyan 😂😂 I knew everything so I mean..stay innocent
I actually didn't understand some
Eliza Gevorgyan I was about to comment this.
Please stay this way
Eliza Gevorgyan please stay like that
"So this beautiful kooka"
OK😐
I died 😂😂😂😂😂
I think the first one "went to Canada with my Dad" was intentional. She understood the question...she was just trolling the dude for being a perv.
OMG 😂 I'm so screwed up my friend is innocent and wen we start to make dirty minded jokes she is like Whaaaat ?????? Her boyfriend and us just walk away laughing and crying But she would be HELP I GOT NO IDEA WHAT THEY TALKING ABOUT
P.S who else got 100% dirty minded cuz of friend
Wolf Lover I did
nope i already done that-
Yes I have two innocent best friends and, boy do I make a shut ton of dirty jokes around them, they don’t understand
Stephanie:Julianna hurry up and come you’re slow
Julianna: I’m coming as fast as I can
Me: bahhahhahahahhahahaha😂😂😂
haha I am definitely dirty minded
Yah I didn’t even get any of those jokes....
tal needs to understand that most of the tumblr posts that act all innocent are actually sarcasm, like the very first one. of COURSE the girl knew what they meant by saying "how far have you gone with a guy" she just replied with a very sarcastic (not innocent) answer lmao
michelle loves ts I'm the *69* th like on your comment lmao
I'll walk myself out now
can you please explain what a dirted mind is to me i dont get that
i actually didn’t understand half of this things lmao 😂 and i’m tempting to look it all up lmao
PLEASE DONT GOOGLE THIS STUFF, TRUST ME
The hamster one took me approximately 20 seconds to understand
Lmao he said it was a “mouse” lol it’s a hamster 😂🤦🏼♀️btw love u :)
No No I know im obsessed with hamsters and when he said mouse I actually screamed
Says it's in the description.
It's not tho.
-_-
VK Jungenberg I hate thattttt
VK Jungenberg I HATED THAT SO MUCH
IKRRRR JFJKFKFJKFK
VK Jungenberg finally I thought all the comments were dirt minded thank you
Well boo hoo hoo
JK 😂
Have fun being innocent while you are. When you find things out, your life will never, and I mean absolutely never be the same again.
Never thought that I'll be this much dirty lol
Okay GUYS! Nobody gives a damn if you're first😑
*I am only saying that cuz I am never first*
Selena Spencer lol
EazyE19348616 Hi Yeah prolly😂😂
Selena Spencer: TRUE👏👏👏
Selena Spencer it kind of seems like you give a damm about it 😂😂
Hey im 1st
Im actually
**check dat view count**
76,448th
*_If they're not for dogs, then what are they for, horses?_*
No, they're for...
Ya know what? Never mind.
**whip**
Y wood u need that many tho?!?!
Obviously its for globglogabgalabs.
Well, ya got riding. Ya got whipping. What else do ya need.
Mason's Mastery-Minecraft sooo funny 😒
I used to be innocent like last year and people still say I’m innocent but I’m not. I understood all of it
I know how to avoid this daddy vs dad confusion. First, call him daddy but not in your phone. Second, my dad’s name in my phone is Mufasa.
Throwback when I was innocent and thought that Porn was the shortcut of Popcorn
I don't watch it btw lol
Kim Taehyung Arrrmy! I remember before my brother knew what porn was and told me about it he thought it was a new movie
Kim Taehyung wait...
It thought porn was popcorn? If it's not what is it?
keep ur innocence pls, btw, dont search, especially on youtube
But what about when Namjoon downloads it?
Judi Farrag why? What's porn