legitimately the hardest thing I've forced myself to watch. I don't think there's a more nervous person on earth than her. I've watched the vod 4 times now. Peak.
I just had mad whiplash. I thought I was watching the video for twenty minutes. I checked the time, been watching for eight. *Then* I see the total runtime of the video. 43 minutes of this? I don't know if I am strong enough.
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE Heck yeah dude 😀! Thanks for engaging with the community and staying true to who you are Carson 🥰! You truly deserve to live a long and fruitful life! 😁
I showed my friend this video and he said “it makes so much sense why you like this channel. This is exactly your humor” so congrats Carson I guess you have a target audience
This video is like those movies you need to rewatch right after you're done the first time so you can actually internalize and understand what was being shown.
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE This is not a munchkin anime, Carson. Edit: I had to correct myself, cause you see Isekai is reincarnation in another world, and he obviously is a returnee in this context.
Carson has been consistently calling the nonbinary flag the Minnesota viking's flag, then finally calls the Minnesota Viking's flag the nonbinary flag, only to then take like 30 seconds trying to type "nonbinary" has me dead. True ally.
Carson “collabs” is like shopping through the last Blockbuster store in existence but the manager is determined to give you the most awkward experience possible.
@@fujikoalfonso7448 how do. You even do that, it's like swallowing a sack of air like even the glug glug 9000 techniques aren't powerful enough for that.
Hi, I am currently studying to become a newborn care specialist. Just wanted to say those birth roleplay parts was of utmost significance to know what to expect when it's time to deliver the baby. Thanks again for your major contribution to aspiring students like me and all of those greatful hardworking mothers out there.
Carson is so awkward that this video feels like an AI trying to talk like a human and immitate human emotions, sending prayers to the people that had to see this live.
right before she joined, someone in choco's chat said, "Do not join Carson's server, He is going to say really cringe things to you for the ENTIRE time" If only the warnings of prophets were not taken so lightly these days...
The group of gamers circle the Vtuber endlessly, for they have never seen a creature like this before. What is this 'Woman'? She does not appear to respond to the screeches typically associated with the herd. The two groups stare at each other for what feels like hours trying unsuccessfully to communicate
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE btw your newest video has convinced me to start watching your streams. Also is there a server reset coming soon? if so I dont want to join until after the reset
I’ve got to say, this is a new low. This is the first video I’ve audibly said “no, stop” to, involuntarily. It was like my body’s self defense mechanism being fired and I’m only a minute in
This is SO wrong. If you got a nickel Carson was awkward with new people and you were a MILLIONAIRE, then he would've had to talk to 20000000 PEOPLE! AND he would have to be awkward with ALL OF THEM! Check your facts before you spread lies next time.
I wonder why Carson doesn’t collaborate with many creators, interactions like these are very interesting to watch! I’m sure everyone would definitely enjoy more content like this. 👍 (But seriously Carson why are you like this)
Oh my goodness, the vist to the MKBHD "Brown Room" was the highlight of the video! It's such a shame Chocojax couldn't understand it at the moment, but perhaps she'll know how magnificent it ruly was in 10 years time!
holy shit i'm back!! 20 years...
what are you talking about
Omg haii! ChocojaxVT!!!
was the air thick enough to cut with a knife
what are you talking about
glad to see that ur back the 20 year break was quite suspenseful
90% of her dialogue was said with a fearful tone
She clearly likes it!
that's because she recognized she was talking to a real Sigma
7:03 7:03 7:03 7:03 7:03 7:03 7:03 7:03 7:03 7:03 7:03 7:03 7:03 7:03 7:03 7:03
she fears what hides behind his gleeful mask, i too wouldnt disrespect this eldritch being of pure mass and light power
you fear what you can't control
This man is like a wolf
He can instantly identify the most nervous person in the group and will immediately start messing with their head
He can smell socially awkward people.
yeah its called being an empath bud
42:52 You're right
@@asrisaran5536 That's because he IS socially awkward. Socially awkward guy has a socially awkward radar
@@gibustheinfamous as a socially awkward person, i can confirm this is how it works
The Hag text was the most menacing thing ever that was some triad type shit
👀 H A G 👀
H A G
when was that again
@@scarlettetherose beginning
@@beezzaroll when in the beginning
I've already seen the VOD like 3 times so I'm just here to warn everyone: this might just be the worst thing he's done ever
legitimately the hardest thing I've forced myself to watch. I don't think there's a more nervous person on earth than her. I've watched the vod 4 times now. Peak.
do they enter the brown
me too
@@magnumplaate Yes they entered the brown
this was one of the funniest videos on this channel
I just had mad whiplash. I thought I was watching the video for twenty minutes. I checked the time, been watching for eight. *Then* I see the total runtime of the video. 43 minutes of this? I don't know if I am strong enough.
You must persist.
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE Yes, master.
@@Outside998endure
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE we all originate from somewhere.
no i am not serbian
@@Outside99843 minutes? But,
I’m back,
20 years
i almost self destructed when he said "we like to get up in the morning and look at memes"
Paused my meme to read this comment 😅
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE freaky
@@38centimeters👅
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE Heck yeah dude 😀! Thanks for engaging with the community and staying true to who you are Carson 🥰! You truly deserve to live a long and fruitful life! 😁
@@babyyodaismysoda3924especially a long and fruity life
Imagine being almost 30 and thinking you're past any significant social trauma and then this happens
That would be my Roman emperor or whatever
Midlife crises don't got shit on this
Reminds me of the Hard Times...
@@pancakes8670the complicated times
wait he's almost 30 now??
I love how going along with the joke and being annoyed with Carson would lead to the same interactions
This guy gets it. The bit for Carson’s viewers is being disturbed by the creature.
Black ops pills
I was thinking why the fuck did she accept this collab and then I heard the cat story and understood why
FYI to anyone who sees this, the bit with her failing the jumps to the red room is the short version
there was more
it like seriously like 5 minutes of her failing the jump and carson asking "so if you could just come up here"
🪨🚶
HE WAS SO LOUD ON HER STREAM
You have so much power and you use it only for evil
I was expecting cute trolling not government level torture
What kind of witchery is "cute trolling"
@@Klotzy4433 idk maybe the part where they made her do the jump
this man can NOT communicate.
"How uh what uh I What age are you?"
woah buddy wdym MAN, you bigot! hes a lesbian pansexual car how dare you
Just like the 😮 anime!
But i said so many words
@@CallMeCarsonLIVEyou make me fearful.
Are you like a psychological weapon unleashed upon us
Well said😂
Yes
Welcome Carson to this comment section.
Thank you.
@@CallMeCarsonLIVEIt’s my pleasure.
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE bruh.... shut up..... you should play worms w.m.d.....? consider it....
@@CallMeCarsonLIVEfeel free to leave whenever
what a kind way to welcome small time creator callmecarsonlive to the callmecarsonlive channel
Choco being quiet during the whole "Holy shit im back!" bit speaks volumes
can you please explain what that bit was😭
@@mmmmm_liquidTime travel
She needed to come back
@@mmmmm_liquid they're back
@@mmmmm_liquidthey were in the other place
Well done Carson, another TH-camr successfully warded off. You can return to Headquarters.
He goes back to his goon cave
“Yes ill be normal with the new collab”
Acts his normal, socially awkward, horrid worst behavior, like he always does.
I feel bad for him sometimes.
carson's voice sounds distorted on chocojax stream because he is evil btw
Hes always normal chat
Thank you.
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE anytime, normal guy😎
I showed my friend this video and he said “it makes so much sense why you like this channel. This is exactly your humor” so congrats Carson I guess you have a target audience
Praying your friend doesn’t think less of you now 🙏
@CallMeCarsonLIVE my friend makes me eat nickels and dimes and pushes me on the ground so it makes a loud coin noise is that normal
@@BalsamicJeebsdoes he call you his little piggy bank and experts you to regurgitate the necessary coins at any given moment
@@CallMeCarsonLIVEmy friend makes me eat nickels and dimes and pushes me on the ground so it makes a loud coin noise is that normal
This feels like an Eric Andre show episode.
Thank you. High praise!
@@CallMeCarsonLIVEnice oblivion npc dialogue. Reported
Chat is this rizz?
*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*
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This video is like those movies you need to rewatch right after you're done the first time so you can actually internalize and understand what was being shown.
29:45, this is the exact moment where she started to feel pure fear for her life
WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT
Even locks him up
@@Selvaniiit’s quite simple rea- WHAT? *looks down at my hands* I’VE FINALLY RETURNED?
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE This is not a munchkin anime, Carson.
Edit: I had to correct myself, cause you see Isekai is reincarnation in another world, and he obviously is a returnee in this context.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Holy FUCK even the first minute feels like an eternity. I literally made real AUDIBLE sounds of agony.
I knew this would be bad from Carson’s record, but holy shit this was horrible
Carson has been consistently calling the nonbinary flag the Minnesota viking's flag, then finally calls the Minnesota Viking's flag the nonbinary flag, only to then take like 30 seconds trying to type "nonbinary" has me dead. True ally.
Where?
Oh, 41:04 ?
@@altersky4060 Yup, I should've timestamped originally, thanks
Didn't do a set-up tour butt booty naked covered in oil, fake ally.
I like that her vtuber model is just not allowed to be unhappy, really fits the narrative
This was the most awkward set of interactions ever
I love how 90% of people who collab with Carson never collab again, we will never see this girl ever again, I promise you that.
Yeah that kind of the point.
she was on the verge of tears throughout the ENTIRE video
Carson “collabs” is like shopping through the last Blockbuster store in existence but the manager is determined to give you the most awkward experience possible.
Ah man, those high school stories brings me back!
I remember this one time back in high school that I was in class and making notes.
The VOD for this was painful, when Carson has to interact with humans not within his group he just awkwardly bullies them
That's the point, that's why I watch it, Torture Sesh with CarGun
I watched this video in 3 parts, on 3 different days, and it was still difficult
that "holy shit I'm back!" had me laughing so hard i actually couldn't stop burping
I swallowed my own burp too at this moment
I’M BACK!
70 YEARS
@@fujikoalfonso7448 how do. You even do that, it's like swallowing a sack of air like even the glug glug 9000 techniques aren't powerful enough for that.
Explain the joke?
I REALLY can't believe she brought up gastrodon of all pokemon
Nah you all suck gastrodon is goated 😭
You kinda can't go wrong with Water/Ground type pokemon imo.
Mud creature @@lotion5238
Mud creature @@lotion5238
@@lotion5238grass types:
Hi, I am currently studying to become a newborn care specialist. Just wanted to say those birth roleplay parts was of utmost significance to know what to expect when it's time to deliver the baby. Thanks again for your major contribution to aspiring students like me and all of those greatful hardworking mothers out there.
"In Minecraft" bro this is psychological torture 😭
As a millionaire
this entire video is a government experiment disguised as a 43 minute long icebox scene
Carson is so awkward that this video feels like an AI trying to talk like a human and immitate human emotions, sending prayers to the people that had to see this live.
Carson was abnormal with this new collab
brother was off the henny
this carson guy is a real jerk.
@@BalsamicJeebs carson definitely doesn't own a doghouse
This was nominal behavior.
right before she joined, someone in choco's chat said, "Do not join Carson's server, He is going to say really cringe things to you for the ENTIRE time"
If only the warnings of prophets were not taken so lightly these days...
The group of gamers circle the Vtuber endlessly, for they have never seen a creature like this before. What is this 'Woman'? She does not appear to respond to the screeches typically associated with the herd. The two groups stare at each other for what feels like hours trying unsuccessfully to communicate
What
@@Kv-2Heavy National Geographic
Carson gets so nervous that, instead of breaking the ice, he jumps right into the briney frozen arctic waters with a straw.
ive watched this 3 times already just to feel something
29:52, who knew randomly saying "And now I'm back", would spark the entire I'm back bit.
It's like a carcrash, you can't look away
this is more of a torture on the viewer rather than the vtuber
HOLY SHIT I'M BACK
@@GemA2Genwelcome back
@@GemA2Gen welcome back
@@GemA2Gen welcome back
@@GemA2GenWelcome back
i feel like carsons trying to obtain a harem
oh nevermind hes sucks at this
i think carson might be the polar opposite of the people that could pull that off
what the nutsack
I think he’s trying to make as many women hate him as he possibly can
@@Amirrorofmirrors The Anti-Womanizer
He HATES women wdym he would never do such a thing
If one of my friends starts getting into VTubers I'm going to show them this video so they understand the consequences
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My childhood friend became a v tuber…
@@mystraunt2705holy shit this could be the title of a hit manga
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE btw your newest video has convinced me to start watching your streams. Also is there a server reset coming soon? if so I dont want to join until after the reset
there's one in the pipeline but it's still gonna be a while as I'm having Loki work on some big important things before launch
chocojDogStare why did you say these things
Why did you enable him to?
NAILS why did you say these things
Carson. The one able to walk in both mortal and vtuber realms still cannot find any maidens.
He’s like Blade if he was a Gaywalker
He and HeavenlyFather shall fight it out as is written on The Slab til only one Maidenless stands
I think the best part of this collab is how much choco’s chat absolutely hated everything
I genuinely can't feel my stomach this was simultaneously the funniest and worst video I've seen in months
she just kept barking the whole stream...
would.
@@cartertheiii7103aight bro
@@adrena-rageWould you?
@@Nightmare_Eyes5 only if i knew them after like 4 months
@@adrena-rage mhhhh... Good.
3 minutes in and I'm foaming at the mouth. again.
i become you
Carson you should keep the pink room as is and treat it like a time capsule, a museum exhibit of vtuber models if you will
Yeah i’m gonna make a new one and keep the old one as a museum
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE awesome bagels
Moving backwards video👽
Crazy how a Vtuber is more normal than Carson.
This video is probably foreshadowing to Carson's vtuber debut wich has been teased for like a year, just like the oiled up stream
I’ve got to say, this is a new low. This is the first video I’ve audibly said “no, stop” to, involuntarily. It was like my body’s self defense mechanism being fired and I’m only a minute in
I buried my head for the entirety of this videos agonizing runtime
She looked so uncomfortable the whole time...
How can you not be uncomfortable with someone like Carson talking to you
Carson has that affect on people, he's a cool guy 😎
I love the Trying to be normal bit
if i had a nickel every time carson was awkward with new people i’d be a millionaire with crippling disappointment
This is SO wrong. If you got a nickel Carson was awkward with new people and you were a MILLIONAIRE, then he would've had to talk to 20000000 PEOPLE! AND he would have to be awkward with ALL OF THEM! Check your facts before you spread lies next time.
I wonder why Carson doesn’t collaborate with many creators, interactions like these are very interesting to watch! I’m sure everyone would definitely enjoy more content like this. 👍
(But seriously Carson why are you like this)
It's a bit
(After so many years his bit became his persona)
It’s crazy how he plays Minecraft and stuff I think
I hate minecraft
I can already tell this one is a hood classic
Oh my goodness, the vist to the MKBHD "Brown Room" was the highlight of the video! It's such a shame Chocojax couldn't understand it at the moment, but perhaps she'll know how magnificent it ruly was in 10 years time!
Holy shit, I'm back! 10 whole years!
41 seconds in and the awkwardness is palpable, love it
probably the worst thing you've ever done in your entire career
I love the guy in chat at 31:13, "Carson when he leaves then returns 'Im back' joke by gspt"
you really did torture the vtuber, carson
HOLY SHIT, IM BACK.
25 years of Carson tormenting me
this was your best work, best stream just all around so perfectly HOLY SHIT I'M BACK! 14 YEARS AND I SAW THE WORLD INVERT ON ITSELF TWICE
I love the comment at 6:51 saying "Its crazy because this full clip is going into the video" and indeed it did
I remember how he almost had a conversation with Jaidenanimations, where they were almost alive, and now it's just like that
chocojax's parkour attempts concerns me more than moving forward
20:39 bro I can't believe choco actually said that about me on stream
Its alright ckay. We all would.
I'M BACK bit starts at 29:52
IM BACK!,20 YEARS FROM THE FUTURE
What is the bit referencing even
im at 28:55 reading comments and im terrified at what this entails
oh my fucking god
@@lucipo_Hes back!
The Hag vs. The Schizophrenics
this is like watching a 12 grader be assigned to a 3rd grader for a assignment
This is a certified Pink Room classic
15:07 "Carson's an empath" had me fuckin rofling!
The final boss of social anxiety
I love seeing a normal community react to Carson
Watching this felt like being in a vegetative state
Carson is like if Eric Andre was a streamer
4:18 I literally thought he would say, "What is your opinion on the Holocaust?"
i've watched the vod... he sent a ballistic missile to chocojax's house. The sun rises ever brighter without carson.
The consequences of moving forward
Ngl, I kinda felt bad for her until she said her favorite pokemon is Gastrodon
Is this what god intended, carson?
Not even close
He tortured a VTuber in Minecraft.
Carson is the Eric andre of Minecraft TH-camrs
0:08 Thousand-Sub Stare
Kubrick stare
Thousand stair stare