Forspoken first impressions review - It rhymes with clucking bell

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  • @WorthABuyreviews
    @WorthABuyreviews  ปีที่แล้ว +417

    In before someone say's you said "meg" instead of "gig" :p Anyway lets move on to some actual proper games now that this crap is out the way.

    • @DavidJonSpem
      @DavidJonSpem ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Such a shame that developers are not taking PC serious especially the stutter struggle and shader compilation issues.

    • @baddog9188
      @baddog9188 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      steam base builder fest!

    • @RichardPhillips1066
      @RichardPhillips1066 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You got three entertaining videos out of it :)

    • @ZephKin
      @ZephKin ปีที่แล้ว

      Mack, you could check out Galahad 3093. It's supposed to be like Hawken, MWOs old competitor.

    • @ALifeOfWine
      @ALifeOfWine ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hi Mack, are you going to review Hogwarts Legacy in a week or two? I'd be so excited to hear whether you thought it was half decent or not.

  • @Hobnobrob10
    @Hobnobrob10 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    Massive respect to you for sacrificing your time and mental health to get this review out

    • @RichardPhillips1066
      @RichardPhillips1066 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Saints row was probably worse and he got through that :)

    • @John-996
      @John-996 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RichardPhillips1066 I think this beats Saints row the dialogue is worse. To fair that is really an achievement.

    • @satnav1980
      @satnav1980 ปีที่แล้ว

      And his soul. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gergelymuller3234
      @gergelymuller3234 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

    • @RichardPhillips1066
      @RichardPhillips1066 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@John-996 is like comparing eating a dog turd or drinking piss , piss is probably slightly less disgusting , but neither is good

  • @phillips1002000
    @phillips1002000 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Thank you producing such great videos with great humour.

  • @erikvarga4367
    @erikvarga4367 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    It would be so awesome if the bracelet's voice/commentary would be Mac's while you are playing the game. I would pay the 80 euros without flinching

    • @MatichekYoutube
      @MatichekYoutube ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and screaming .. "you, are, a, fking, shyite" 😄

    • @erikvarga4367
      @erikvarga4367 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@MatichekTH-cam :,D, Imagine she talks like an idiot and the bracelet just dings like his bell.

    • @Hard2hit94
      @Hard2hit94 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Mack just saying x ray vision 😂

    • @RichardPhillips1066
      @RichardPhillips1066 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Someone telling you that the game your playing is shit for ten hours and you've wasted your money , thats a interesting idea , very meta

    • @mistahstyle
      @mistahstyle ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn't

  • @Neo_Geo_7
    @Neo_Geo_7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I actually really like x-ray vision in games……….it gives Mack an excuse to play the song again when reviewing it 😂

    • @AchtungEnglander
      @AchtungEnglander ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he definitely needs to release that a payable download. I'll buy it

    • @josephobyrne7653
      @josephobyrne7653 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd also buy...Heat=Rep from his collection 👍

    • @FroGGi1989
      @FroGGi1989 ปีที่แล้ว

      who made that song, was it mack himself?

    • @possum9009
      @possum9009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FroGGi1989 I was wondering that myself. I know the heat = rep song was made by a fan but I'm not sure about the rest of them.

  • @gippy101
    @gippy101 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    the ending is like 2 hours of cut scene after cut scene. its brutal

    • @unwantedscrub
      @unwantedscrub ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Death Stranding was that way, but at least that game somewhat earned it through the fucking toil of it all.

    • @poatrykdas
      @poatrykdas ปีที่แล้ว +41

      how do you know? somebody actually managed to get to the end and not died of cringe beforehand?

    • @gippy101
      @gippy101 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@poatrykdas I watched moistcritikal pretty much speed run it last night. It was torture, and it wasn't even cut scenes. Just like ghosts talking over and over again in the past talking about lore. Felt like went on for hours

    • @epicnoble
      @epicnoble ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@unwantedscrub Thats Kojima for you, all the metal gear games were highly cinematic. But this is just trash designed for a woke audience that will never play it. The fact this guy finished forspoken we should give him a reward.

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra ปีที่แล้ว

      @@poatrykdas people like moistcritikal don't have traditional talents and make their living musing at a camera on TH-cam. To people like him, "content" is his income and playing an incredibly shit game is "content".
      It's like watching bad movies for fun, except you get paid for it. The ones who really suffer are the ones that have to experience the disappointment alone without an audience to vibe off of.

  • @Ilsyde
    @Ilsyde ปีที่แล้ว +51

    As Yahtzee said "if they serve you a dead dog for breakfast you don't stay around for the pudding"

  • @suakeli
    @suakeli ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Some reviewers say it's unplayable because it's so buggy.
    Some reviewers say it's unplayable because the main character is so unlikeable.
    Some reviewers say it's unplayable because the dialogue is cringe.
    Some reviewers say it's unplayable because there's more cutscenes than actual gameplay.
    This game has something for everyone.

  • @meghnerd
    @meghnerd ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Best reviewer hands down. Your rants are priceless. You have saved me so much money over the years Mack.

  • @shipmcgree6367
    @shipmcgree6367 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Thank you Forspoken devs 🙏🏻. Mack wouldn't have made this passionate review without you! 🔔🔔🔔

  • @WorthABuyreviews
    @WorthABuyreviews  ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Just bought Deadspace, will start that tomorrow

    • @alvin2021
      @alvin2021 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Curious what you think of it, as much as I love the Dead Space series, this just looks TOO similar, would rather have had a 4th one set somewhere else.

  • @every1lovesdavid
    @every1lovesdavid ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "£15 more than Elden Ring, I'll let that sink in" - still laughing at this line

  • @vormina9808
    @vormina9808 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think it's brilliant to make a game with very little actual gameplay.
    Not much programming needed, hardly any bugs to quash, no real need for updates.
    Basically they figured out how to charge people $60 to watch a movie.
    Game developers 2023: "Since gamers won't play our games the way WE want them to we're removing that choice, WE see it as positive reinforcement."

  • @andemnon657
    @andemnon657 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Admittedly i did balk at buying the game because it was so expensive, but after having watched all the video's you have done, i came to the conclusion that i would have second thoughts about buying it even if it was £10 in a steam sale, thanks for your efforts, you have saved me some money!

  • @johnathan2321
    @johnathan2321 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "A fool and his money are soon parted by a triple A gaming company" - Confucious

  • @TheRAfreak
    @TheRAfreak ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This honestly feels like a game for people who don't play games

    • @beardedlonewolf7695
      @beardedlonewolf7695 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It feels like a game made for Kotaku's employees.

    • @RoboticMagus
      @RoboticMagus ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shareholders.

    • @legitbeans9078
      @legitbeans9078 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Its the dark souls of terrible cringe woke bullshit

  • @palerocty
    @palerocty ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mack, you are one of the last true gamers. Thank you for the years of quality and honest videos.

  • @ZaneFriday
    @ZaneFriday ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been subscribed for ages, but the TH-cam algorithm has kept your videos away from me. This video, my God, I don't know if it is a common staple now, but when I heard the horn for the first time I lost it. Jeez good video!!

  • @Paul_Hardy
    @Paul_Hardy ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Apparently it does the snatch control away from you cutscene thing throughout the whole game.

    • @caspar_gomez
      @caspar_gomez ปีที่แล้ว +13

      this is the one thing that makes me want to smash my screen, I dont know if I have ADHD but I straight up turn off the game and go outside when that happens

    • @TearThatRedFlagDown
      @TearThatRedFlagDown ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "game"

  • @symmo95
    @symmo95 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    A wise man once said “Some people have told me that [Forspoken] gets good about 20 hours in. You know that's not really a point in its favor, right? Put your hand on a stove for 20 hours and yeah, you'll probably stop feeling the pain, but you'll have done serious damage to yourself”

  • @FATBOY_.
    @FATBOY_. ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Mack's favourite game of all time 😂

  • @frozencold199
    @frozencold199 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    can already tell this is going to be 100% buy before watching the video! im so excited!

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Moments before dreams are shattered

    • @jeeteebee1111
      @jeeteebee1111 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I even boguht 2 copies im jus that stupid!

    • @kwando472
      @kwando472 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeeteebee1111 Buy another one just because you can.

  • @cletustrainer
    @cletustrainer ปีที่แล้ว +65

    We need bad games so Mack can give us great laughs.

    • @icer22x
      @icer22x ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go watch some of his first videos. Comedy GOLD.

    • @pasullica
      @pasullica ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jokes aside, but Mack opened my eyes what a good game is, because I thought I was getting old. No, it was the games and the AAA current industry, not me.

    • @AdonanS
      @AdonanS ปีที่แล้ว

      No, we need good games. For the love of god, we need good games.

  • @MaxUmbra
    @MaxUmbra ปีที่แล้ว +25

    you do not need to play any more of this
    this review is more than enough mack
    cheers or keeping it honest like always

  • @m1garand164
    @m1garand164 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That “X-Ray vision” rap had me hyperventilating. Thanks Mack i needed a good laugh. You never fail to deliver. 😆

  • @Kristaliorn
    @Kristaliorn ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for your service.
    Bloody quite right that you stayed within the 2 hours. So glad you did that! More power to you Mac!

  • @_Amilio_
    @_Amilio_ ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That X-ray vision song never gets old 😂

    • @Shadow_Grandmaster
      @Shadow_Grandmaster 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Every video I look forward to it!

  • @christiankind
    @christiankind ปีที่แล้ว +20

    'Tis one of those "games" you could literally play with a broken arm, aye Mac?! Love your reviews mate! Thank God there are honest people like you reviewing games these days! Had a good laugh as always :D

  • @littleaussierippa
    @littleaussierippa ปีที่แล้ว +99

    All kidding aside Mack. Thank you for putting yourself through what I'm sure is absolute torture for our benefit. If this game is any indication of what's in store for us, then 2023 could well be the worst year we've seen in gaming for a long long time.

    • @Hekk.
      @Hekk. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Baldur's Gate 3 full releases mate.

    • @Hard2hit94
      @Hard2hit94 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hekk. one great game will not save the year

    • @EthanG298
      @EthanG298 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hogwarts Legacy, Jedi Survivor, Baldur's Gate 3, RE:4 Remake, Dead Space, Diablo 4, Starfield. I could probably go on, this is a bad one but 2023 as a whole is looking good.

    • @ickerolig
      @ickerolig ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EthanG298 System Shock, Agent 64, Phantom Fury, Anger Foot and Turbo Overkill will most likely be finished. Great year, but well, who really cares about AAA anymore.... :P
      It's like watching the marvel movies or whatever.

    • @SomeFrenchDude
      @SomeFrenchDude ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EthanG298 wow, remakes and DIABLO 4? Seriously?

  • @millsy25084606
    @millsy25084606 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    and there it sits in my wishlist waiting for this review...thank god i didnt give into my impulses and hype. doing gods work mack.

  • @Loop-flow
    @Loop-flow ปีที่แล้ว +4

    X-ray vision! X-X-X, X-ray vision. I'm sure I'm going to hear that awesome song many more times this year with games like this coming out.

  • @matiaswolf2459
    @matiaswolf2459 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Todays AAA publishers dont care for their customers, in fact they dont even try to hide that anymore. Absolute disgrace for any oldschool mouse & kb gamer. I'd rather play some old stuff for the n-th time than waste my time with that crap. Thanks Mack for your good work! You are pretty much the only reviewer I fully respect.

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try some indie gems - they are still coming (1-3 per year).

    • @matiaswolf2459
      @matiaswolf2459 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@igorthelight Yes, indies are pretty much the only modern games I play even nowadays. I was refering to AAA games only, where a lot has changed from back in the day unfortunately. Love goes out to indie games! ;)

  • @ninjaruss4205
    @ninjaruss4205 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loved the short first impression gameplay vids! They were hilarious. You should do those more often. Kinda felt like this game was gonna be rough just from watching the first few minutes of it. Thank you for suffering through it so others don't have to!

  • @montymole7114
    @montymole7114 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Having been around since the ZX81 as my first computer, i can say i used to relish the cut scenes in games, they were a treat. Seems like Hollywood and triple A gaming are trying to merge on various levels. Only glad i was around through the best of the 8, 16 and 32 bit days when maximum effort was given toward the gamers experience and nothing else. Not always great but always crafted with love.

    • @dworkin7110
      @dworkin7110 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TRS-80 here. Well at least the graphics got a bit better. Gameplay.. not so much

    • @mattjohnson3954
      @mattjohnson3954 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Monty says Auf Wiedersehen hehe

    • @fish5645
      @fish5645 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny I recall there being a lot of clones in those days, a game would release and several dozen would follow of the exact same thing only they would be about Mario or the Ghostbusters or Bugs Bunny. Gaming hasn't always been a ray of sunshine blasting out your ass honestly and gaming was good up until ten years ago. You was just a teenager in a time when gaming was in its infancy. Gaming has truly become complete dogshite nowadays as I am sure most will agree, Forspoken is £65 for something worse in every single way to Witcher 3 and God of War.

  • @Patraquashe
    @Patraquashe ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I felt the pain in that sigh...

  • @Raptor1867
    @Raptor1867 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WAB: It rhymes with clucking bell
    Me: Fucking Hell?

  • @davespace
    @davespace ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Incredible bell action in this review!

  • @AlexanderPews
    @AlexanderPews ปีที่แล้ว +2

    mack you are the best..
    not even 30 seconds in and im already in tears x`D

  • @MichaelJ44
    @MichaelJ44 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I’m surprised you never thumbed this one down. Apart from the wildly excessive cut scene usage, unbearable protagonist, BORING storytelling , a lifeless open world, average graphics and spammy combat.. I really don’t see the problem. 10/10 need a sequel

    • @sivispacemparabellum395
      @sivispacemparabellum395 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man I love so much sarcastic comments! 😂😂😂
      10 out of 10 indeed!👍

    • @Ramon-gg3bd
      @Ramon-gg3bd ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stunning and brave 10/10
      Oh and the bracelet is trans

    • @CheesyWheelbarrow
      @CheesyWheelbarrow ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ramon-gg3bd Don't forget to wipe the dribble from the corner of your mouth.

  • @DenofDragons
    @DenofDragons ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i was watching someone livestream this game... and i had to comment that i cant wait for mac to review this game.. and that you would probably need a new bell.. did not disapoint!!

  • @DarkDarcek
    @DarkDarcek ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Forspoken finds new ways to rip the cash out of your pockets!

  • @skinnydippins2739
    @skinnydippins2739 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you and I especially love the added musical touch with the bells and horn at the end of the video. You make the best videos, I smile everytime I watch them. 🏴‍☠

  • @HFxz333
    @HFxz333 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Please keep dropping more gems from this dumpster fire game. It's hilarious

  • @yellowfellow7246
    @yellowfellow7246 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favourite part about this game is how IMMERSIVE the start is. Everyone knows the mob ALWAYS sends scrawny girls in leopard print hoodies to collect. Much intimidation, very crime.

  • @jeremy6316
    @jeremy6316 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    dude tell me you have a comedy show. i'll buy tickets. Your the funniest dude on the interwebs. Love your content. Actual tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

  • @AussieOutlaw
    @AussieOutlaw ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THIS festering Pile of Kangaroo DOO is $115 Australian, tell em their dreaming

  • @PortfolioPL
    @PortfolioPL ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Finally a game I can play when I am drunk and cannot think for myself. 10/10.

    • @I_Cunt_Spell
      @I_Cunt_Spell ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 while drunk. It's so fun!

  • @vbmdsm
    @vbmdsm ปีที่แล้ว

    Another brilliant review Mac...I love the song in the middle...

  • @drshreddi7040
    @drshreddi7040 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very well done, Sir. Extremely funny and informative. Keep up the great work.

  • @Collioure232
    @Collioure232 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    STUNNING AND BRAVE

  • @nathanl4083
    @nathanl4083 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was getting hyped for this review because of the little vids you made, great review Mack!

  • @CreepyMF
    @CreepyMF ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Probably my favorite review so far this year, laughed so damn hard i might have disturbed the neighbours.

    • @ED-209UHD
      @ED-209UHD หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @PsyCoCinematics
    @PsyCoCinematics ปีที่แล้ว

    9:24 Mack's bell melody reminds me of the intro to The Shining.

  • @Reacher_2215
    @Reacher_2215 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This game takes "cringe woke main protagonist" to a whole new level

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weren’t even too woke tbh, just out of touch developers/publishers who have no grasp of gen z humour

    • @PinePizza
      @PinePizza ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MichaelJ44 out of touch writers have become so common, it's terrible :/

    • @Reacher_2215
      @Reacher_2215 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hunter she's the problem with America right now. She's the cancer upon society

    • @claytonmoore8472
      @claytonmoore8472 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PinePizza they want gen z money, but don't get what the formula is to get into that population's wallet. To me, it always reads as a terrible attempt to grab at cash. God forbid they try to write a good story.

    • @Max-lf3tx
      @Max-lf3tx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fact she's so ethnically ambiguous is woke, it's like they wanted to have a black women, then half way development through they realised optics of being a black thief from NYC and associated stereotypes, so made her look Indian, Native American, East Asian, North African, Black...tbh she could be anything but White lol.

  • @crawlie
    @crawlie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cutscene-hijacking gives me Max Payne 3 flashbacks. "Wow, I'm actually starting to get into this acti -" (Game drags you into a cutscene and repositions Max in a stupid place you'd never go)

  • @Reindeer911
    @Reindeer911 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The game is Woke... it's just not on Velma's level of beating you over the head with it.

  • @reecemccullough4829
    @reecemccullough4829 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great vid Mac. Really starting to love this channel. Find your sense of humour very good.

  • @JohnJohn-pm9wq
    @JohnJohn-pm9wq ปีที่แล้ว +22

    She doesn't bleed or get bruised after taking a beat because she is woke

    • @SteddiFLo
      @SteddiFLo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No she has magic cuff

    • @bushmonster1702
      @bushmonster1702 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SteddiFLo before the cuff she gets beaten up in New York

    • @007ptb007
      @007ptb007 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SteddiFLo that was before she got the magical cuff called cuff, before the cuff she just had woke power

    • @alvin2021
      @alvin2021 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤦‍♂️oh dear god, woke is the most over used word ever, now if a character doesn't get bruises its because "woke". Fackin hell

    • @custardgannet4836
      @custardgannet4836 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alvin2021 Right? It's like "hipster" from years ago, anyone who uses the term "woke" their opinions can be safely disregarded.

  • @winyonzentrada
    @winyonzentrada ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:05 this sound pretty much sums up the game. That as side, can't get enough of how gold this review.

  • @explodogames2774
    @explodogames2774 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol when he said x ray vision i got excited cuz i knew the song was coming

  • @ZaneFriday
    @ZaneFriday ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the best intros lmao

  • @PinePizza
    @PinePizza ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Mac! Hilarious review lol. It's terrible what modern "writers" and "developers" dare to release. It's a hecking joke.
    But speaking of games and especially Indie games, I can highly recommend checking out Against the Storm. It's such a great game, maybe one of my favourites this year. It's still in early access, but man is it good and well made. More polished than some fully released games are. The artstyle, the music and sounds, the gameplay and the entire universe, it's all just great.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember watching a review/introductiom by Splattercatgaming and I checked the game out again after reading your comment - it is not my cup of tea, I will definitely never buy this game, but the thing is, this game has heart and soul. I don't have to like it, but I have to appreciate that the devs are not just going through the motions and are checking boxes.
      Forspoken, on the other hand, is just doing this and even worse, it refuses to take the player seriously. Add to this the most annoying woke charakter and you have something I would not touch with a ten feet pole. By now, I am just annoyed by crap that seems only exist to boss the player around both gameplay- and, much worse, ideology-wise

    • @PinePizza
      @PinePizza ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Furzkampfbomber Thanks for your indepth reply! For me it just does everything well, but I get that some might not feel this one.. I am actually not big into strategy and colony management games (aside from oxygen not included), but this one is just different for me, because it's easy to pick up, but difficult to master! I've tried many 4x games and the likes, but I lack the skills and I also have a difficult time finding satisfaction because some of them take ages to get going. Here I get immediate fun.. something that's not always present in the genre.
      The graphics remind me of warcraft 3 or old league of legends.. it.. hits a certain spot down nostalgia lane and the races are all so cool :)
      Also agree on Forspoken. Seems just so out of touch with how actual human beings behave. Beyond stupid writing and handholding gamedesign. The worst things a game can offer.

  • @ivofixzone6410
    @ivofixzone6410 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "even the cat sounds like a human" AHHAH

  • @samantha_t99
    @samantha_t99 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    £65 ladies and gentlemen. £65.

  • @JayTeeGR
    @JayTeeGR ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:43 sing along to the x-ray vision tune! 👌

  • @TheOrangeRoad
    @TheOrangeRoad ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Uhh, what?
    I was watching Velma and playing this game at the same time and I loved it. 10/10

  • @timmeh69er78
    @timmeh69er78 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mack your always taking one for us. Wasn’t gonna get it anyway but thank you for sticking your fingers into a steaming pile of elephant dung for us yet again. Your my hero

  • @markymark7803
    @markymark7803 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Shocking this has come from a Japanese developer, square enix have lost it.

  • @donjames5761
    @donjames5761 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this protagonist is to gaming what Tessa Thompson was to thor.

  • @ZephKin
    @ZephKin ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mack, how do you cope when you review s-tier shite like this? Also, please keep doing this format mack. The preview vids then a wab make Worthabuy feel like Mackscorner again. Its hilarious.

  • @NgryMosquito
    @NgryMosquito ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every now and then I check your Kingdom Come deliverance review and it makes me happy. Especially comming from this game .. :D

  • @XenoTheProducer
    @XenoTheProducer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's honestly comical how utterly dull this game looks. My sympathies to you for suffering through it for us all lol.

  • @rlpike
    @rlpike ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent review as always! Keep up the great work.

  • @rutherhood5961
    @rutherhood5961 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The state of triple A games is disgusting

  • @spencerhunter1903
    @spencerhunter1903 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video reminds me of the brilliant Wolfenstein Youngblood WAB review. This is why I keep coming back to this channel. Great job!

  • @stephenrussell5751
    @stephenrussell5751 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was looking forward to Mac's review of this. Doesn't disappoint. Again you saved me and thousands of others money 💰

  • @MaTtRoSiTy
    @MaTtRoSiTy ปีที่แล้ว +7

    $115 for this shit, I just cannot get over that...

    • @QQnowQQlater
      @QQnowQQlater ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's wild. More companies are jumping at the price too, while also making worse than $60 games from the past.

    • @suakeli
      @suakeli ปีที่แล้ว

      That's almost a year of Game Pass, you could play dozens of good games with that price

    • @Cenot4ph
      @Cenot4ph ปีที่แล้ว

      Which dollar is this?

    • @MaTtRoSiTy
      @MaTtRoSiTy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cenot4ph Australia

    • @MaTtRoSiTy
      @MaTtRoSiTy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@suakeli Yeah I don't like game passes though, I would rather just buy a game I want rather than be stuck with an ongoing cost that if I don't pay means I lose access to everything.

  • @kamelkadri2843
    @kamelkadri2843 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only good thing about Xray Vision is the song that plays every time it's brought up

  • @_Luluko_
    @_Luluko_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If something is woke, its usually also the reason why the gameplay is bad, usually that means they havent hired the best people for the job but the right groups in the progressive hierachy.

    •  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oppression -Olympics- Matrix

  • @241lolololol
    @241lolololol ปีที่แล้ว

    Mac the sigh in the first 7 seconds sent me! I am sorry you had to endure this but appreciate the video!

  • @bushmonster1702
    @bushmonster1702 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wouldn’t pay 65p for this

  • @plasticcowgames6415
    @plasticcowgames6415 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it. Not only are your videos entertaining and informative on what to buy/not to buy, but as a small indie game dev they are also a lesson on what to do and what not to do and should be played in colleges and uni's throughout the country. You know those small things like allow the player to play the game and allow the player to rebind the keys are lessons I will try to adhere to 🤣

  • @Cenot4ph
    @Cenot4ph ปีที่แล้ว +3

    XRay vision.. X X X

  • @frenchfrog644
    @frenchfrog644 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Mack, excellent review as usual.

  • @PunksterOS
    @PunksterOS ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol, what the? 10:00

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The bag with money that was burned.
      Still - very strange reaction ;-)

    • @PunksterOS
      @PunksterOS ปีที่แล้ว

      @@igorthelight Oh, that's what she said, I genuinely thought her delivery of "Bag" started with an F.
      Now that I have rewatched it, after reading your reply, I can hear, bag but still, it's a bit like that Barbie "swear" from Toy Story. Thanks.

  • @BluetonicUK28
    @BluetonicUK28 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saved me a few bob there. I genuinely wish you had millions of followers so the games industry would take more notice. I was playing Police Quest 3 the other day (emulated on the Amiga) - Even now, today, with all the advances in games, it's an absolute gem of a game. Holds your hand about as much as a father that left the household when you were 6 months.

  • @fordprefect80
    @fordprefect80 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey come on, don't slag off the Commodore 64. I'd rather play Sword Of Fargoal than this shite.

    • @stevesgaming7475
      @stevesgaming7475 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn right mate! ..and Ultima V, The Bards Tale 3, Might and Magic 2, Temple of Apshai and 100's more.

  • @TactiStrikeGaming
    @TactiStrikeGaming ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for taking one for the team.

  • @MyztikalForcez
    @MyztikalForcez ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Forwoken

  • @thelocksmith8121
    @thelocksmith8121 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best rant ever lol. Also by the music interlude you added can't wait for Macks mumble rap album :P

  • @hetiswim
    @hetiswim ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Female gang leader lol

  • @scottbingham4097
    @scottbingham4097 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Black Female hero? No thanks.

  • @TransoceanicOutreach
    @TransoceanicOutreach ปีที่แล้ว

    2:13 '..when you see a scrawny teenager getting wrecked...' Prince Andrew has this game on preorder with all DLCs.

  • @lordbezzington8435
    @lordbezzington8435 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I have no knees, and I must crouch"

  • @TacoTrainer
    @TacoTrainer ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you! Nearly bought this based on the glowing reviews

  • @k1n63d
    @k1n63d ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anybody else starts dancing hard when the X ray vision song kicks in? That song goes hard! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lacielaskari
    @lacielaskari ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact this costs 79,99 Euro is just insane. Square needs to get a grip.

  • @termnus77
    @termnus77 ปีที่แล้ว

    That sigh at the beginning spoke a thousand words...

  • @WisecrackJax
    @WisecrackJax ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This game shows what AAA devs think of their customers: they think we’re idiots who can’t play a game well, so they make sure to give every single player the exact same experience no matter how bad they are.
    Edit: Meanwhile, the Soulsborne series is beloved by everybody

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Soulsborne series is beloved by everybody" - by many ;-)
      "Everybody" implies too much xD

  • @purefoldnz3070
    @purefoldnz3070 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    for someone that grew up in Hells Kitchen, New York she sure has a strong Californian accent.