Macho Nutcracker
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ก.ย. 2024
- We’re here to help you decorate for the holidays without playing into the gay agenda.
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I love that this makes them so mad.
What! Make the ballet gay?
They just want to watch a guy dancing around in see-through tights and a big red hat...
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"Macho Nutcracker puts nuts in his mouth but he doesnt like it. It is just his job." Could not stop laughing at that.
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I almost missed that. Hilarious writing.
"I'm straight for nuts" got me🤣🤣🤣
$20 is $20
@@maudbrewster9413 Me, too. I finally got it!
At first, I thought it was a joke similar to the anti-bean bit in the "Gunpowder Coffee" skit... but I get it now that it's a bit "Gay for Pay Porn Star / Male Sex Worker" joke.
The whole thing is basically a commentary on "Haggard's Law" as well as messing with homophobes with gayness.
Also, the Pro-LGBTQA Nutcracker is pretty and cool.
If they’re so worried about representing the majority, then maybe they should get rid of the electoral college
I'll drink to that!
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Pick your bev and let's toast!
Let's also make elections so that they don't vote to fill one seat, but several and maybe then this country will get a congress that reflects its people's sensibilities.
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TRUTH!!!
Totally agree!!!
The Village Nutcrackers!
Somebody seriously needs to make those.
@@freda2758 No kidding, those would fly off the shelves.
Strangely, TFG loves to play "Y.M.C.A." at his rallies and when he "D.J.'s" at Merde - Lardo.
Is it a shout-out to his pal, Lindsey Graham?
@@freda2758 And send them to Faux news 😂
Especially funny when you think that Tchaikovsky was gay.
Don't even get me started about men dancing in tights.
@@thatlittlevoice8292 very strong men with nice muscles.
If these guys learned that Western music was founded on the work of a gay Jewish New Yorker (Copland), they'd have apoplexy.
It is amazing what passes for outrage at Fox.
They need to make up controversy so people will pay attention to them. It's the equivalent of an attention starved kid setting a fire.
Remember the good ol' days when the nutcracker was a straight thing? Because I don't and I'm old as F.
I just never cared.
Fancy mustard.
@@ichijofestival2576 And the tan suit.
@@tabbyreed8925 Joe using a straw. How unmanly 🤣
He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he sleeps all night and works all day.
Thank You for this! 😅
I want those Village People nutcrackers! 😂🤣😂👍🖖💕🌈
I do too! Stephen, the show could do a huge fund raiser on this to support gays, women’s rights to health care, gun reform, etc. 🤙🏻me. 😁
I know! That would be cool!
You can always rely on the Right to focus on the important issues like; Dr. Seuss, M&M's, Mr. Potato Head, and now nutcrackers.
For me growing up, Nutcrackers have always been associated with the ballet, the Nutcracker. Written by Tchaikovsky. Who was notoriously known to be a very fiery homosexual. So, checks out, I guess. 🤷
Tchaikovsky yes. Tchaikovsky ALWAYS yes!
Can't really imagine the MAGA nutcracker in the ballet, somehow.
So my daughters were watching a Nutcracker performance. The male lead had obvious stuffing in the front of his tights. They whispered comments about him wearing a diaper. When he turned around, the tights were almost see-through. “They should call this the BUTTcracker.”
Yes, I thought them well.
Only thing that would have made this better is if he chugged a Bud Light to wash down those nuts.
"gay nutcracker doesn't make sense" bro, it's tchaikovsky. like, hello? 🌈
Fox sure does cover all the pressing issues.
I'm not surprised the GOP is feeling edgy about nutcrackers, considering the vice theirs are in about now.
imagine no knowing this is all 'made for TV'...
@@ZennExile Imagine not knowing how much conservatives lie to your face or how unpopular the Republican platform is that they're sticking to their guns and marking targets on a sinking ship.
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Their nutcrackers are in a vice?
TH-cam - thank you for including & providing so many fantastic clips. We all needed this laughter today like Macho Merry Christmas!
It's just his job😂😂🎉❤. Love it!
When they talk about how it's such a small portion of the population, you have to wonder why they focus all their time and energy fighting them.
That was a Ball-Bustin' hit in the Nads! Just, please, don't Roast mine over a a GOP Flare-up-Dumpster-Fire?! My nuts serve a better purpose. Helping Humanity NOT RAISE Republicans.
...guess they fear one of those could crack their truck nuts 😂
Over and over, the bigotry is the point.
Stirring up hate and finding a scapegoat for “everything that is going down in this country” has been textbook right-wing strategy since the existence of Jews in Europe
Because they're bullies. Bullies attack what they perceive as weak.
That was a wonderful way to troll Fox News. Lol
😂 🌰 macho-nut
I’m so glad you guys are back!
The Village People nutcrackers was just *chef kiss*
Dear Fox:
'Merry Christmas' to you, too!
You're just FULL of Christmas cheer and goodwill, aren't you?
You know you don't HAVE to buy them if you don't want them, yes? Nobody's FORCING you to buy them.
I just can't imagine that anyone is being forced to buy a prideful nutcracker. These people need to focus their energy on solving real problems.
I’m in Australia, can’t find them in stores here. So I guess I’ll have to paint one I already have.
@scottieray you expect fox news to solve problems? they only know how to create them!
They cant. They Benefit from real problems
@@3rdmmThe "entertainment " part is debatable.
@@freya8133 To each his own...
How can a Nutcracker be anything but gay when the entire purpose of his existence is to put nuts in his mouth?
😂😂😂
Ask a trans woman about chasers.
This should be pinned up top. It's the whole point. Brilliant. 😂
Tea bagging and nut cracking differ in one pretty major way. I think MTG would be a better ball buster.
@@Beruthiel45 I agree!
I would love to get that collection of Village People nutcrackers. Fun times!
This is hilarious 😂.
I knew it they were going to use stereotypical gay macho men, the second I saw the big nutcracker with the red flannel shirt... LMAO!
"Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK..."
The whole Village People lineup cracked me up.
Love how it ends up with The Village People!
That was perfect.
OH, somebody needs to sell these as gag gifts for our Republican friends. They wouldn't get the joke, but that's OK - we would.
I understand that there is a gag jigsaw puzzle that is branded with Trump's face but, it is Biden's face in the puzzle LOL
@@rickdagrexican7351 that’s brilliant! They should do more than one, like have something that looks like one of those ridiculous Trump NFTs or whatever they’re called, but the actual puzzle shows parade-balloon Trump, with his tiny little hand grabbing the crotch of parade-balloon Lucy van Pelt.
I want Village People nutcrackers. That just sounds fun!
Only if Trump in a badly fitting brioni suit is one of them.
shoving these Gag gifts down our throats! why can’t i get it out of my head? yaaaarrrrghh!!!
This is priceless. Especially since Trump has yet to discover what the song ‘YMCA’ is really about!😂
OMG!
What if these guys could photo bomb tfg on Christmas next time Orangey awkwardly tries to bust a move 😂😂.
Oh wait, his SS Detail already has a gig that night....😠
yep! Gets me every time, watching the bigot homophobic intolerant maga crowd dancing and chanting to the tune of a gay manifesto song
I loved the SNL skit where they had the Village People telling Drumpf to stop using their song
If she thinks the majority of the world is not in favor of gay rights, she's living in a different world than the rest of us.
Macho Nutcracker = THE VILLAGE PEOPLE SINGING MACHO MAN
Black Santas, black Santas in wheelchairs, gay nutcrackers - the War on Xmas has begun!!!!!! Oh the pain.
I want the macho nutcracker set ❤
Pliers are better then Dolls to crack Nuts anyways!
Such a pointless Thing to feel outraged about 🤦♂
a high quality nutcracker is perfect for the job.
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????
CHORUS
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a "girlie"? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
Hmmm … you might just have dated yourself with this reference (as have I 🤓)
Isn't it Mama?
No it’s papa.
Is this another GOP theme song? Truthfully, they hardly do any work at all!
@@dianacryerin different versions of the skit it switches from mana to papa.
Oh, I was so hoping that the collection of the nutcrackers at the end would burst out singing, "Macho Macho Man!!"
Imagine attaching the rainbow nutcracker to some idiot driver's truck nuts. Oh the rage that would cause.
Imagine if Fox actually covered important news stories
Their viewers might become more well educated. Can't have that.
For my part, I refuse to eat green M&Ms now that they are no longer sexy looking.
Same thought on CNN and NBC especially lol
@@therealventures Did you already send your "billionaire" cult leader $4,700 for your trading card?
Cope and seethe, Trump cultist.
@@therealventuresum, okay dude 🙄
Chuckle. Thank you!
LOVED THIS.
I'm straight... but only on Day 1!
What issue are they talking about? the issue of cracking nuts?
I’m just glad Tucker Carlson has stopped dwelling on the orientation and intentions of the M&M spokescandies.
The eternal right wing outrage is exhausting.
The right wing is so ‘triggered’ by sexuality that they have become comic fodder, thus this hilarious cold open 👏👏
Exactly! Sexuality of ANY sort, it seems.
@@davidbryden7904unless it’s married men having sex with other women, like three time married, accused sexual assaulter. Trump. They embraced him even after the Infamous Access Hollywood Tape resurfaced
@Tessmage_Tessera yes, of course
But a DUMPSTER FIRE 🔥 DONALD J. CHUMP *NFT CARD IS OKAY ?!?
Jeane-Claude and Christo should really fly to the US and cover the Senate in a giant-ass big rainbow flag just like they did with the Bundestag in Germany. That would be awesome.
It would indeed! Also quite an achievement, as they've been dead for years.
Great comedy bit…especially if it makes the GQP mad.
The lineup of "Macho Nutcrackers" had me doubled over laughing. I'd LOVE that for a mantlepiece!
I rarely laugh but to get mad at this is the most ridiculous thing ever. At this point brands KNOW they just have to make something look gay or put a rainbow on it and they get free commercials… And some nuts to crack.
Let's be honest. The gay nutcracker was just a lazy recolor. The LEAST they could have done was move the lever to his crotch. 😂
HA!😅
What a wonderful thing, this culture of outrage.
Love it!
I'm not saying Jessie is in the closet...Jessie is saying he's in the closet. Come out, dude. It's fine.
He did say that he thought Trump was "hard."
Strange. I do not remember them going after those twerking penguin animatronics that were released years ago like this…
brilliant...
Furry Nuts!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Who are they trying to appeal to?" NOT YOU! I think it's pretty obvious who the market is.
The lumberjack nutcracker reminds me of the old Monty Python skit about lumberjacks.
They won’t have a "gay" Nutcracker but will have T*ump mugshots on shirts, towels, cups, etc. 🤦🏼♀️💙✊🏽🗳️
And Trump NFTs. He looks suspiciously like some of the Village People in those 😅.
Make me laugh so much that I want to go down stairs and find out how many nuts my squirrel has stored up for the next impeachment process. God bless him.
The Nutcracker a classical ballet act and composed by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky had been known to have homosexual encounters with Iosif Iosifovich Kotek a violinist and composer.
A male figure that puts nuts in its mouth.....how did it take this long to make a correlation?
Fox news has been sharing that one brain cell hot potato style for too long lol
"This doesn't make sense"
Oh yah sure, but you'll slap Trump's face on everything and its fine.
Pretty sure there's five different Trumpcrackers...
YMCA!
They should have made it say no homo
Poor Riley Gains’ sexuality is so fragile that a decoration sends her into a frothing lesbian rage 😡😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was that a Grizzly Gay Nutcracker?
They call them "bears."
I'm sending these as gifts! 😂
Trolling family members won't forget this year! 😁
When I first saw these nutcrackers, I simply thought they were to go with the many candy Christmas tree themes, which includes those colours. lol! But wait, what if that is all they’re were originally meant for? Double lol
Cute👍
Just his job... 😉
He doesn’t like it it’s just his job 😆
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I saw that str8 nutcracker on Grindr…😂
Although the pride Nutcracker is not a product I would buy, I commend Target and other businesses for making products available for a niche market. All the stores have products that are not mass appeal .
Wait.... Gays CAN'T wear flannels?
I think it's funny that she thinks a pride themed nutcracker is an issue with millions of people worldwide..
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
If you don't want a gay nutcracker, then don't buy one.🏳️🌈😊
MAGA are the type of people who leave their 18 kids back at the trailer park and grab their welfare checks, just so they can spend an entire day looking for a gay nutcracker, out in the real world, all so they can take a picture with it. That way, they'll have something to go with their Twitter rant about their freedoms being taken away.
@@GRAHFMETALand buy Trump digital trading cards 😆🤣
This made us vote for BRANDON even more
Dark Brandon lives in your head. and also the White House
LOL! He doesn't like it... it's just his job.
If u dont want the nutcracker..... dont buy it! Problem solved!
I don't understand how people are outraged by the concept of shops selling something that they, personally, don't want to buy.
I'd. Buy a gay one
lol the fkn thing talks lol
sooo, this nutcracker hasen't found the latch to the closet door to get out ?? , , yet!
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Eh, the best village people reference will still be from Reboot, if only because they were rubbing it in Standards and Practices face with them. But this IS a close second.
I bought one of those nutcrackers and I am heterosexual. will be 55 in March and have always been heterosexual. I'm not afraid of colors
i can’t for the life of me figure out why they are so worked up by all this. best mushroom trip of my life was with an older trans lady in new mexico. changed my life
Yeah, just yeah, there's alot to unpack in that fix segment, so I'm just going to start drinking
Lol
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Nutcrackers have always been Gay.
It's a ballet isn't it?
What does she mean by "this issue" .. and where can I find a holiday decoration that represents the overwhelming majority?
I don't think the folks at Fox are that upset about queer folk - just that they wish they would be quiet about it 😂
The outrage is faux ....
Just like everything else they do over there
Brilliant
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there Black santa at store too
So if the overwhelming majority is in favor of something then Conservatives are in favor of it? Universal Healthcare, sensible guns laws, and access to abortion would beg to differ.