2:40 this has to be one of my favorite maps because when watching youtubers play it they're always having a good time at first and then they explore more of the map and realize "wait this is actually really messed up"
its crazy how seeing the stream overlay makes me extra excited - we get the edited hyper funny first, then in a few months we get the behind the scenes chill stuff which we ALSO love cause it doesnt have to be funny to be entertaining :)
What's fucked us that I was thinking of it the same time he said it (I'm from texas) and was like :0 didn't realize that Ulvade was known outside of texas.
@A brick wall That makes complete sense, I just meant that Texas has a tendency to be self involved so alot of stuff on our news is focused on Texas and like 5% other states
@@AbrIckWaII Yeah, that was bad. I'm really glad the Police Chief (Who was the one that stopped the officers from entering for like 2 hours) stepped down
If i remember correctly this map has a dark lore, also the fact the note at 6:44 says that and then when you go down the stairs its a feet pic competition is just creepy to all hell 😂
Smii7y be like : " there's a lot of cock paraphernalia on this map" also Smii7y: @3:45 *just stares nonchalantly at a photograph of a person in suspended bondage*
I remember playing the cabin map the moment they released it in the early access branch. Then I died of laughter when I watched him roll on the ground, because someone modeled their donger
Criminals, "Stay back! We have hostages, and we'll kill them if you don't meet our demands! We want a chopper..." Police chief, "We only negotiate in one way, lay down your arms and surrender, now! You have one minute! If you don't, we send in The Milk Bag and the Goons!" Criminals, "Please, no!" Hostages, "Please, no!"
@@charlessaint7926 idunno why i pictured soup full on tackling the criminals. mcnasty just cussing slurs doo playing a guitar rift and blarg just being blarg.
Anytime I’m feeling down😢 I just watch Smii7y ready or not…thank you so much for your hard work! Keep going your doing amazing!🤩 No matter what I’ll always enjoy ur vids
SMii7Y: How did that kill you?! Also SMii7Y a few seconds before that: *shoots him in the leg/knee which is the fastest way to bleed out if it hits the femoral artery*
My cat went in for a procedure today. I am very sad and I am constantly thinking of him, but your video for even a short while, took my mind off him and let me relax. Thank you Smitty, and keep making these great videos. Update on the cat when I get one.
2:40 this has to be one of my favorite maps because when watching youtubers play it they're always having a good time at first and then they explore more of the map and realize "wait this is actually really messed up"
Someone had to make that map and design/draw the stuff in it. Too far in my opinion.
@@hardie231 Is real life too far?
@@ukownphantomGrin ITs a videogame lmfao. Its not real life, nor is it supposed to be.
@@hardie231 exactly so why too far?
I haven't played much of that map whats the bad part?
I have been waiting for him to play this again. Absolute blast just watching them try to be tactical
*try*
*try*
*try*
There’s a couple of full streams on his + channel
Around of 5 more hours of this game
try
its crazy how seeing the stream overlay makes me extra excited - we get the edited hyper funny first, then in a few months we get the behind the scenes chill stuff which we ALSO love cause it doesnt have to be funny to be entertaining :)
11:41 scared me more than it should have 😂
Very clever sneaky edit!
Bro I thought I was the only one that got scared
FR 💀 I almost pissed my pants
OH MY GOSH I JUST GOT SCARED BY THAT 😂
The fight or flight triggered for a second there
Got so scared I forgot they weren’t playing backrooms and they have guns
7:40 me at a sleepover when my friend forgets to give me a blanket
every time
The Ulvade PD callout hit me like a truck damn lmao
What's fucked us that I was thinking of it the same time he said it (I'm from texas) and was like :0 didn't realize that Ulvade was known outside of texas.
@@alyssamcfarland4747 everyone knows ulvade. It's used as a prime example of what NOT to do when there's an active shooter.
As a Texan from Uvalde I approve
@A brick wall That makes complete sense, I just meant that Texas has a tendency to be self involved so alot of stuff on our news is focused on Texas and like 5% other states
@@AbrIckWaII Yeah, that was bad. I'm really glad the Police Chief (Who was the one that stopped the officers from entering for like 2 hours) stepped down
I think it's almost guaranteed for one of the fellas to commit a war crime in a Ready Or Not video.
I think I commited it too
It's not a war crime on home soil
some say it could be called a felony XD
It's not a war crime if you're not at war
I like war crimes
11:11
Planting bombs in hospitals and disguising as doctors. This is straight up the final act of The Dark Knight
If i remember correctly this map has a dark lore, also the fact the note at 6:44 says that and then when you go down the stairs its a feet pic competition is just creepy to all hell 😂
Yes it has a child trafficking basement
Nah, it’s just a tad worse than a feet pic competition. Has to do with young kids
A feet pic competition in the children's entrance.
@@ButtersqauchEjesus christ
Pretty sure you’re hunting pedos. And the armed dudes are the pedos private security
I love the Ready or Not series😂,i always expect Matt to kill a citizen instantly
Matts not in this video
@@davingraham1462 i think they said that before the video started
@@anthonyayers6506 I know that. He didn't
@@davingraham1462 She said before the video started
or for someone to get pepper sprayed
We love smitty when he uploads
Strictly when he uploads
but ONLY when he uploads, we hate him when he doesn't.
specifically when he uploads
Right. I fucking hate him when he doesn't upload.
Only when he uploads
The music in the nightclub mission is an absolute banger, would love to see more ready or not
1:45 I'm so glad that smiii7y immediately thought "no full auto in buildings!" also lol
18:00 “What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?”
16:24 actually mid typical (US wise), having worked in sortation before, was at a location ~6x as big. Walking end to end one go was ~15 minutes.
Smii7y: "Oh my god! They put an Active Shooter mission in this game!?!"
Also Smii7y and crew: *_"STOP RESISTING!!!"_*
21:00 i love how it says pull, smii7y kicks it, and it opens the wrong way.. game of the year material right there.
You kick it multiple times, his teammate opened it first.
9:35 I knew it was coming, but I still spit out my cereal
13:59 - “Ruh roh Remmy nooo” 😂
this makes my decomposing body happy, I love watching smitty
be ready for the meat harvest
Rot
@@kindcat1963 you aren’t ready
@@anonymousnlonely3315 *tears off skin cutely*
@@kindcat1963 *what*
9:00 I think they’d be better classified as *“Spirit Free-ers”*
Free birds
Smii7y be like : " there's a lot of cock paraphernalia on this map"
also Smii7y: @3:45 *just stares nonchalantly at a photograph of a person in suspended bondage*
3:22 they violated his entire existence
11:41 ayo, a smiler in the corner! love the editing with such details!
15:30 I definitely thought Smiity was talking about the hostages
I remember playing the cabin map the moment they released it in the early access branch. Then I died of laughter when I watched him roll on the ground, because someone modeled their donger
10:00 "As if this day wasn't traumatizing enough for you." REMEMBER MIDDLE SCHOOL NERD? IT'S SWIRLY TIME!!!
The uvalde call out is insane! Great video smi77y
6:44 was so much funnier to me then it should have, just seeing him start to go to the stairs instead of the door lol
give away is fake
@@Silent-Cat I know lol
@@fleepz3866 i used to be: cats are da best
at this point smii7y is just an american version of sovietwomble
Canadian👍
@@_Apollo97_ my bad on dat..
@@rottenpotatoexe you're all good I'm just messing👌
@@_Apollo97_na is american
he is canadian thedons_-gn9qw
Doing the nightclub map on stream is bold
The hospital map is even bolder
The birthday party is the boldest
the daycare map is the dark souls boss of bold
I've been waiting for them to continue this series, I'm glad they did. It's always fun to watch
I like how the catchphrase for the chips labled dick's was "you've tasted" having their chips as "you've tasted dick's"
*I’ve tasted them alright-*
@@anonymousnlonely3315 lmao
Kids: Major R4c1st, save us!!
Major-R: shut up you ni-
As a Texan from Uvalde, I approve of the joke made on 9:30
19:03
"I don't have a mustard stain, I have a ketchup stain"
I wish that was the quote
I’ve waited so long… ready or not is how I discovered Smii7y. And I’m super happy to see it back
18:12 What a great clip to take out of context...
😂 fr tho
2:28 "make sure it's closed casket" 😂😂 that had me dying laughing.
Criminals, "Stay back! We have hostages, and we'll kill them if you don't meet our demands! We want a chopper..."
Police chief, "We only negotiate in one way, lay down your arms and surrender, now! You have one minute! If you don't, we send in The Milk Bag and the Goons!"
Criminals, "Please, no!"
Hostages, "Please, no!"
**gets sent in anyway**
@@anonymousnlonely3315 Blarg, "This is what I call a *target rich environment!* "
@@charlessaint7926 **gunshots**
@@charlessaint7926 idunno why i pictured soup full on tackling the criminals. mcnasty just cussing slurs doo playing a guitar rift and blarg just being blarg.
@@takkarsasori8961 In other words "standard protocol for Goons".
"Suspect is down, but breathing."
Shotgun: *BRRRRR*
9:23 That moment when four idiots are a more effective response to a active shooter situation than professional cops!
9:34 😂not the uval police 😂
Dr. Strange: *removes bullet from someone's brain*
Card: *declines*
Dr. Strange: 11:00
7:38 "when you forget to give the homies a blanket"
9:05 call him a spirit freer
7:14 "? You threw a fla-" BANG! xD
Know it’s going to be a good day when smii7y uploads
Anytime I’m feeling down😢 I just watch Smii7y ready or not…thank you so much for your hard work! Keep going your doing amazing!🤩 No matter what I’ll always enjoy ur vids
I've never even watched youtube on a regular basis until I started watching smitty god damn he good.
The station wagon at 17:37 had me like “a platypus station wagon? PERRY THE PLATYPUS STATION WAGON!?””
I think these 4 are my favorite crew to watch together plus maybe Blarg
0:12 I love that he just said "Me and my friends get up to while me play this game."
Good English XD
21:17 average convenience store in America
11:41 , found the smiler on top of the shelf
one of the best starts of my day man thanks XDDD
No no, he was supposed to pew pew the guy and then yell "stop resisting"
SMii7Y: How did that kill you?!
Also SMii7Y a few seconds before that: *shoots him in the leg/knee which is the fastest way to bleed out if it hits the femoral artery*
"Shoot him in the leg"
*suspect died in one shot*
12:46 The execution.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the bit at 15:11 was so funny lmao
imagine skipping ahead on the video
@@VIXHIX im not gonna lie i just picked a random time in the vid
@@speedycoco atleast he's honest
3:21 i love how he says "GET ON THE GROUND" and keeps shooting like 5 seconds after hes clearly dead
4:30
SMii7y: Sector is clear
His Friends: NOT CLEAR NOT CLEAR
TactiClowns are back in town!!!
This game gets better and better
"Estate" brought back so many memories! Holy shit!
8:54 in the last mission he was like 2 doors away from something TRUELY fucked
@Textthenumberabover....... ur cringe
“Oh your talking about packages”😂
i love y’all playing this game
21:04 why did the door open like that if it was pull😂
i have not even watched the video but im already laughing
The perfect amount of choas for bed.
9:30 I mean Eli has a point
“Let’s go ruined a birthday party” ohh if only it was a birthday party 😔
Hope you’re doing okay ! We all love you and the content you produce for us :)
Finally i found something good
0:01
Germans entering Paris be like
3:29 Maybe I should not have laughted at this as hard as I did.
The ready or not videos are the best.
11:52 someone needs to animate this and muffle their voices
My cat went in for a procedure today. I am very sad and I am constantly thinking of him, but your video for even a short while, took my mind off him and let me relax. Thank you Smitty, and keep making these great videos. Update on the cat when I get one.
5:42 Alec Baldwin moment right here
I love the smell of fresh war crimes in the morning
24:06 lowkey cold af
3:20 smi77y gets shot and everyone went into attack mode immediately, then jokes after the enemy is dead lmao real friends
21:56 Let's hope this is not another prediction
The silence was so damn loud
15:22 ~ Nice use of the Half-Life sound bytes. XD
6:09 yo I think smii7y forgot to censor the painting...🤨
SMii7Y you always make me happy when I'm down in the dumps. Your vids are too good.
P.O.V. the A.T.F.
7:39 Whenever you sleep over at a friends house and they dont give you a blanket.
smitty and co turning ready or not into intrusive thoughts simulator
11:56 my power just went out when he said “we’re not the bad guys”
10:38 In Lego city?
7:41 when you sleep at a friends house but forget to ask for a blanket
This game is honestly so fun. It's also depressing how dark the game is tho
11:42 there’s a smiley face in the corner when he says a smiler
If you didn’t come from tiktok raise your hand 🤚🏽
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Ready or not is some of the funniest videos you make keep up the good work 👍
I am in your closet
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Nuh uh
Imagine being on TH-cam for two years and have no subscribers
@@kileysimon7447shut up, you have five
@@kileysimon7447imagine giving a shit about subscribers
24:22 "he didn't die (Ed) She-ran"