Whoa, core memory unlocked with that hanging garage invention. Our neighbors growing up had a toy spider hung in their garage that they used to know when they pulled in far enough. I was so afraid of that damn toy spider! I haven't thought about that in a long time.
The first guy just doesn't like sauce, but he doesn't want everyone to think he's strange so he says that's not what it is. He is a sauce purist. Chick Fil A is just mustard and BBQ so he just doesn't like creamy sauces
Guys, I just got to say how much I just enjoy listening to you two talk! I am a born and raised So Cal girl but my mom is from Minnesota and my dad is from Indiana, so I think that is why I enjoy listening to you guys so much. And your funny as hell!
@@gat2asp919 Census counts Missouri as Midwest. “The U.S. Census Bureau's definition consists of 12 states in the north central United States: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.”
My dad started doing that like 40 years ago. He threads a thin rope through a hole he makes in the top of a tennis 🎾 ball. He puts a hole in the bottom of the ball and makes a knot in the rope. He pulls his car in until the ball is almost touching his windshield. That way he knows the garage door will clear the bumper. I grew up in Connecticut. 🤷♂️
Our garage growing up was half storage and half workshop, so we didn't park any cars in there..however, at my grandparents' house, my pap has tennis balls AND home-poured concrete curbs in their garage hahaha he was extra serious when he did all that(Because my grandmother is a scary driver!😬😅)
I saw a lady's real fancy SUV with rims with the back passenger just ratched! Like the rims had hair, she shredded that whole spot. So... I also am a woman driver. And if I ever went over the speed limit, I would catch a little air. Not much. Just a lumper. But I have insurance and no man or animal has been under my ride. I'm not making fun of fancy Mercedes lady, it's kind of a little awe, must be new. No way a husband would see that and not insist on getting it fixed.
0:55 - grandparents and the trusty tennis ball hanging from the top of the garage… then they upgraded to this light that once your rear bumper passed the designated area it would light up red to stop… shortly after that , they moved to Florida and now have a carport. Not sure where the tennis ball or flashily light is, maybe it’s easier to park in 🤷🏻♀️ ETA: 14:27 I’ve eaten a salad with out a dressing, per say. I’d use lemon, some seasoning, shake it up and go to town. With that said, my sweet daughter truly ate her salads dry. I don’t know what happened, but one days she stopped eating all condiments. No ketchup, no mustard, no ranch (that’s kids favorite!) nada. Even her hot dogs & burgers - plain. Spaghetti, no sauce… so noodles. Don’t get me started in the other one who I swear is as fickle with food as I can be sometimes. He told me one day he doesn’t eat eggs anymore because he learned there was only the one “hole”. I died. But then I remembered I don’t eat eggs either much, but I’ll eat a farm egg over a grocery egg any day. Don’t have to ask twice.
He was right … fast food like sandwiches, burgers and wings go with sauces but pizza ? Come on guys you’re not 8 years old anymore … that’s why we have pizza / tomato sauce on the damn thing 😊😂 and all the guys obsessed with ranch … I dunno😂😂
I have a piece of plywood leaned on the back wall of my garage and when I see it flex I'm in. My truck only has inches to spare to fit in the garage. I got the sheet for free one day and just set it there then I bought a longer truck and it just worked and I haven't moved it.
now ive got a good debate, the normal hidden valley is not the best i will agree, But the Homestyle hidden valley ranch is a game changer, very similar to like a sour cream and onion dip, amazing on pizza and carrots
No gentleman would go to a strip club. 🙄 Call it what it is. Either a strip club or a sex club, cause they're doing way more than just stripping and dancing now. lol
Going to the strip club doesn’t necessarily make you a person with poor morales. But going to the strip club and treating the dancers like garbage probably does! They’re people just trying to make a living… and if you’re going to see a naked person and they’re willing to be naked for you, then be grateful, polite, and respectful because you’re getting what you were looking for, aren’t ya? 😜
Ever since I discovered this podcast, my days have gotten better. Go Packers!
And fuck the bears! Hahaha
Whoa, core memory unlocked with that hanging garage invention. Our neighbors growing up had a toy spider hung in their garage that they used to know when they pulled in far enough. I was so afraid of that damn toy spider! I haven't thought about that in a long time.
Husband has an entirely TOO real 🐍.
The first guy just doesn't like sauce, but he doesn't want everyone to think he's strange so he says that's not what it is. He is a sauce purist. Chick Fil A is just mustard and BBQ so he just doesn't like creamy sauces
His laugh screams "I have a body in the basement"
Dude had to go to his fridge to remember the name of CFA sauce 😂
Chick-fil-A® Sauce
Our classic dipping sauce with notes of mustard and a smoky tang.
You called dude a serial killer than said come on over to my garage & ill give ya some meat...😂
Excellent choice.
Guys, I just got to say how much I just enjoy listening to you two talk! I am a born and raised So Cal girl but my mom is from Minnesota and my dad is from Indiana, so I think that is why I enjoy listening to you guys so much. And your funny as hell!
There is a comfort to the MidWest accents.
Love the pod, but give us a little longer episodes always go by too quick.
Really Enjoy this Podcast! its cool you guys change up bars!
Thanks for all the pole dance talk on this pod! We’re not all strippers, but they are our sisters from another mister 💕
Happy 1 year anniversary being on YT! Tell yer folks and them we says hi from Oklahoma!
Watch out for 🦌.
I'm amazed at how many older single people there are that call in
i use a ping pong ball, and attach it to the garage door so when its closed you don't have something hanging in the middle of the room
I love when Charlie remembered “crystal ball.” 😊
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Charlie!❤️🌈🎈🎁🎊🎂🎉🇨🇦🤗🇨🇦🎈🌈❤️Love your videos guys! Thanks for the belly laughs tonight!😂
Laurie sounds so adorable and sweet, I want to set her up with my Dad.
Is he a nice guy??😊
@@lorianderson605 He's from Chicago 🤣🤣 but very Midwestern Nice. The Bears thing might be a deal breaker for her 😂😂
Is there any doubt the last caller is doing some work at Northern X-posure 😆
Happy Birthday Charlie!!
My grandpa always had a tennis ball hanging in the garage. I'm from Missouri The Heartland of the MidWest
Missouri isn't Midwest its in the south. #Wisconsin
@@gat2asp919 Census counts Missouri as Midwest. “The U.S. Census Bureau's definition consists of 12 states in the north central United States: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin.”
Someone give this man pepper corn ranch💯 that shits bussin
Fr bussin bussin!
Mouth watering. THAT can go on anything. Next party, u bring anything dippable or pourable on, u will walk out with an empty container.
My grandpa has a tennis ball hanging in the garage here all the way here in California
we'll sing sto lat for you Charlie as we dip into our vast horde of Polish vodka this weekend!
My dad started doing that like 40 years ago. He threads a thin rope through a hole he makes in the top of a tennis 🎾 ball. He puts a hole in the bottom of the ball and makes a knot in the rope. He pulls his car in until the ball is almost touching his windshield. That way he knows the garage door will clear the bumper. I grew up in Connecticut. 🤷♂️
Can we get a whole episode of firework sounds? Just asking for myself.
Our garage growing up was half storage and half workshop, so we didn't park any cars in there..however, at my grandparents' house, my pap has tennis balls AND home-poured concrete curbs in their garage hahaha he was extra serious when he did all that(Because my grandmother is a scary driver!😬😅)
I saw a lady's real fancy SUV with rims with the back passenger just ratched! Like the rims had hair, she shredded that whole spot. So... I also am a woman driver. And if I ever went over the speed limit, I would catch a little air. Not much. Just a lumper. But I have insurance and no man or animal has been under my ride. I'm not making fun of fancy Mercedes lady, it's kind of a little awe, must be new. No way a husband would see that and not insist on getting it fixed.
0:55 - grandparents and the trusty tennis ball hanging from the top of the garage… then they upgraded to this light that once your rear bumper passed the designated area it would light up red to stop… shortly after that , they moved to Florida and now have a carport. Not sure where the tennis ball or flashily light is, maybe it’s easier to park in 🤷🏻♀️
ETA: 14:27 I’ve eaten a salad with out a dressing, per say. I’d use lemon, some seasoning, shake it up and go to town. With that said, my sweet daughter truly ate her salads dry. I don’t know what happened, but one days she stopped eating all condiments. No ketchup, no mustard, no ranch (that’s kids favorite!) nada. Even her hot dogs & burgers - plain. Spaghetti, no sauce… so noodles.
Don’t get me started in the other one who I swear is as fickle with food as I can be sometimes. He told me one day he doesn’t eat eggs anymore because he learned there was only the one “hole”. I died. But then I remembered I don’t eat eggs either much, but I’ll eat a farm egg over a grocery egg any day. Don’t have to ask twice.
He was right … fast food like sandwiches, burgers and wings go with sauces but pizza ? Come on guys you’re not 8 years old anymore … that’s why we have pizza / tomato sauce on the damn thing 😊😂 and all the guys obsessed with ranch … I dunno😂😂
I have a piece of plywood leaned on the back wall of my garage and when I see it flex I'm in. My truck only has inches to spare to fit in the garage. I got the sheet for free one day and just set it there then I bought a longer truck and it just worked and I haven't moved it.
How do I call in to this show???
She sounds very humble and has a beautiful voice
My grandmother's neighbor had the tennis ball on the string in her garage.
Whoever does your editing and superimposed the TippyCow logo over the bottle (8:17)... why? Well done, but why?
The guy with the money screwed up. He should have taken it as soon as he found it and not call it in. Found fair n square
Lighter is a reel good bottle opener fellas. Bend the cap on to the rim of my hat, once it's full clean it off and start again.
Happy Birthday Charlie! And many mooore!🎉
fact: the ranch ratio to wing is directly proportional to hourly coughing rate
Break the internet and go on "Are You Garbage?"
(Dog toy *that looks like a tennis ball but it’s softer* used as a stopper)
Ranch on taco salads with salsa, onion rings, as well as pizza.
now ive got a good debate, the normal hidden valley is not the best i will agree, But the Homestyle hidden valley ranch is a game changer, very similar to like a sour cream and onion dip, amazing on pizza and carrots
I just tape an X on the wall and align my driver's side mirror with it
Tennis ball hung from a string in the garage
Ugh, men say "I think" women say "I feel"
In case y’all never wear earphones, it’s kinda hurts when you whistle into the mic
Miles seems to be hating charlie these days
No gentleman would go to a strip club. 🙄 Call it what it is. Either a strip club or a sex club, cause they're doing way more than just stripping and dancing now. lol
So what's good ranch? -in colorado.
Try Coors lite instead Myles!
Plot twist: second gal's looking for a lady.
Also, what's a good "low-viscosity" ranch? I'm one of those HV noobs - someone gimme the inside scoop.
No she’s looking for a nice man. 😊
Make your own ranch it's so much better and you control how thick or thin.
Mc Donald's ranch is basically water lol
Anyone else feel like miles is feeling left behind!???? Charlie blew up n just feels like a little tension
I think Myles was nervous about the upcoming wedding. He’s at a bar doing a podcast yet has so much on his mind.
Jeremy seems uncultured, I vote we excommunicate him from the midwest
What number do you call???
0:55 Wiffle Ball but golfball size
I was with Jeremy till he said nothing on his salad. That's just not natural 😮
GO PACKERS
47:26 .. I would love to see that.. 😂
And HMU if you wanna brush off those pole skills, Charlie 😜
I don’t like ranch. I love buffalo and bar b q sauce.
Vegan ptsd😅
Going to the strip club doesn’t necessarily make you a person with poor morales. But going to the strip club and treating the dancers like garbage probably does! They’re people just trying to make a living… and if you’re going to see a naked person and they’re willing to be naked for you, then be grateful, polite, and respectful because you’re getting what you were looking for, aren’t ya? 😜
13:10. Da bomb. 🎉🎉🎉🔥🔥🔥
I’m still in love with Charlie lmaoo
You guys talk about doing this or that like it's only a midwest thing when its actually not. The rest of the country is doing the same things.
5:30. Camp.
First
Ranch is disgusting
I'm appalled that you feel that type of comment is appropriate on this forum... Where is your decorum, sir?
Those was a great podcast until I saw the Busch Beer. Get woke go broke. U lost me as a subscriber, stop drinking that beer