I FUCKING HATE THIS ZODIAC THING, My friend sended me to an aqaurium. BECAUSE MY ZODIAC IS A FUCKING FISH. I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SOME FISH SWIMMING IN FISHY HELL, DYING IN POOP WATER. AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK AT THE POKÈMON ZODIAC CAUSE I ALREADY KNEW IT WAS A FISH OUR ZODIAC IS A FISH, OUR ANIMAL IS NOT FISH. WE WILL CHANGE IT. WE WILL DECLARE WAR Byez :3
Actually, ME TOO SOLU! I thought she is quite the comedian here... and maybe she is right....I come back here each year it is my Birthday to revel in her hatred of us.... LOL I actually do number what needs to be done... but that is so the other zodiac signs don't fuck up the order in how to get a task or event completed without wasting much time or Effort... Because Pisces people already have it all figured out what needs to be done in about ONE second to flawlessly create our master pieces in everything we do.... they are just jealous they have a "FLOUNDER BRAIN".
Wow! Surprised at all the dislikes for this funny ass video. I'm a Pisces and I was dying of laughter. Very funny. "Pisces is the devil who has just found a new found spirituality with Jesus." Ha ha ha.
This is the 1st video I've seen where the dislikes are half as the likes. People really triggered and it's not just Pisces it's the other 11 zodiac sign videos with a 50/50, 60/40 or 70/30 like to dislike ratio.
My ex-wifes a pisces, my supervisor's a pisces, and' 2 out of , my three sisters are pisces. Don't argue or try to debate with pisces, they'd make you wanna go jump off a bridge or something, SERIOUSLY!!!!!
Ohhhhh shiiiit i litterally burstes out with laughter!!😂🤣😂🤣😂i think its my favorite thing to do if u piss me off!! Or I dont like u but for the most part im pretty peaceful but once u git my ass started!! I have a looooooot to say!! I swear on LIFE im the one you want to rounds with!!
My cousin is a pisces and one time I made cupcakes for her and her family and she fucking got up in the middle of the night and licked all the icing off the cupcakes so no one could eat any. Everyone was fucking pissed. Gotta say though, these weird things are what make me love pisces.
First of all...I don't have any addictions; I don't even drink or smoke. I'm fit and have always been into sports. I even joined the military. I take daily showers & always smell good. So sweetie you got most of your generalized Pisces info n tried to make it funny. womp womp womp #teampisces
What's your rising and moon sign . That also effects everything . If your chart isn't all pisces then you can't dismiss any of the things she say . Because as a pisces I related to alot of things here and .. Umm don't take such things personally that's why people think that pisces are all hella emotional :)
I am a Pisces... I'm not addicted to anything. No religion, no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes, no marijuana, etc. I do yoga, I eat super healthy, and I cook every meal at home. I have a bit of OCD, so I need my home to be super clean all the time. Also, I hate talking on the phone so much that when someone says they've gotta go, I [very quickly] say, "Ok-bye!" and hang up immediately. I played fast pitch softball for 11 years, swim team for 10 years, etc. I have Scorpio rising (my moon is in Aries, though). I love getting dressed up super cute in my fit-and-flare vintage style dress collection. :) I also spent my entire life with a longing to find my soulmate and retain purity. I lost my virginity at a very late age... I am all about being wholesome and do not have any STDs. I think the only thing you got right (about me, anyway) is that I don't shower every day. Maybe every 2 days (or every other day in the summer). I brush my teeth every night, I floss, I even bleach every now and then. I keep my eyebrows and my nails neat. My best friends who are Pisces are the same way. My Pisces friend, Sarah, goes hiking every single weekend. Meh... I still like you and think you're adorable, though! xo
Also, the love of my life who was a Pisces (RIP) was a very hard worker. He woke up every single morning at dawn and worked like a powerhouse doing construction for over a decade. I don't think Pisces are lazy. They are very hard workers. They just might be slow getting to social events on time. They take a while to get ready for things like that. Mostly because everything has to be perfect. Guys, on the other hand, don't usually have a problem being on time.
My ex Co-worker is a Pisces, &recently moved in with a Pisces dude.Together,These 2 Pisces are ape-shit crazy. She talks so highly of her boyfriend to everyone and gives off a perfect family vibe, but I found out later, that behind the scenes they're always fighting and the cops are always at their apt. They have a very tumultuous relationship. She'd also used to tell me how he'd wake her up in the middle of the night, to sit with him in their balcony and watch him smoke. WTF.
Anyone can be fat but i think a lot of us pisces care soo much how we look that we try not to and some of us just bring ourself down so much that we give up .
Alexander Rodriguez I see you didn't take your Lithium this morning you bipolar Jesus freak. That's not very Jesus like. Get back to your Messiah complex fish boy.
Yeah thing is im not a Jesus boy. I think you're jealous of Pisces and their hidden abilities. Something you don't have. You have talent to be a piece of shit. And if you don't mind, whats your sign, boy?
As a pisces, I can understand everything you're saying negatively and I see it as positive because who would want to live in this horrible world when we could dream of something better? The reason we talk in circles is because people don't listen and comprehend point blank period. Not all pisces are lazy , fat, and/or addicted to drugs. I think that was a dumb point. But we can be addicted to different things , and I have no problem with that. What's so bad about being passionate about music or Jesus? And for your sake I hope that your child is a pisces, so that thou can understand us much better than you do, don't be ridiculous. We are amazingly stunning and beautiful people.
I'm a Pisces and I have to admit... SOME stuff you said is technically correct... Drugs however is a big nono for me, but I do tend to get addicted to stuff easily, like a certain video game, movie, certain food (as you said) and pretty much anything good in life. I do sometimes also talk in circles saying the same thing over and over as you said, but the reason for it a lot of the time is because I'm not actually sure the person I'm talking to is actually listening to what I'm saying, if you just show indication you are listening, then that bad trait will instantly stop. And the lying? Yeah........ I only lie if you piss me off in some way. The bit about there being no fit Pisces...... I'm sorry but that part is the first part that is just downright incorrect, ever heard of a guy called "Chuck Norris"? He's a Pisces, even I am not exactly a 'slob', I enjoy walking to University everyday while most people take the bus, and I also like playing football (soccer) for a 6 a side team... Maybe making this video while NOT hungover will yield better results? :P
I’m a Pisces Sun AND Moon♓️♓️ and I just laughed my ass off, funniest video ever😂 Looking through the comments I can say Pisces have a great sense of humor. Anyone offended must be a Pisces rising
that is a lie..also EVERYONE IS LAZY!! you cant just say that one specific zodiac is lazy...dont be a hater...dunt be knokin' ppl's charts dude...its selfishhhhh.
So i decided before i started watching that you may have a few accurate points so i decided to watch the whole way through. The drugs thing is inaccurate. I hate smoking, hate drinking. I hate not being in control of myself. A few pisces ive met have felt the same. However I am addicted to food. The lazy thing you have a point, ive never stuck to a diet in my life and lost weight. Also the part where we pretend to listen but really our brains are elsewhere was pretty accurate. Overall it was an okay analysis.
We don't talk that much, we are not all that pretty you describe us to be... most of us don't take drugs... there's different kind of Pisces and we're not fat :( you hurt my feelings.. I liked you better in your "Why i love Pisces" video
Nenad Stevanovic It is sad how sensitive you guys are and you don't want to admit it to yourselves. Don't be defensive about what she says. She is a LIBRA, she isn't here to think about your feelings... for too long... she'll go from one side of the scales to the next... deal with it. Alyssa is always right and an overly sensitive pisces shouldn't get into astrology, because the harsh truth messes with your guy's delicate flow.
This video was very Rude. I'm a Pisces myself and I'm not fat I'm skinny and only 13.... Pisces are the best. We may be always emotional but at times we are fun to get to know
Nenad Stevanovic She like even wrote in the description ' This is meant to disturb all the Pisces, and make everyone else laugh at your expense, so go cry about it on your own time. ' Yes I guess we are emotional wow. It's us! She shouldn't get on our bad side. Alyssa should make up her mind.
in her "what I love about pisces" video she talks about how pisces get their feelings hurt easily and take things to heart, then she makes this video..
Pisces brings the world of inner spiritual and emotional dreams to manifestation and vision for all to see and experience. Some people will not understand that “dream world” stuff. It’s not their life time to do so. Pisces are all old souls as the last age cycle and feel liberated enough to dream big and feel deeply.
I am Pisces. I love sex but I don't act on that and I don't sleep around. I am 28 and iv smoked weed since I was 14 and I do find it difficult to eliminate it from my life now. I think this girl is really attractive and I would definitely satisfy this hunny. Hit me up beautiful. XXX and I forgive you for the mean things you said about Pisces people. and I shower everyday XXX
I'm Pisces. but I don't like drugs or drinks and I'm not fat but sure I'm lazy.well here what I hate about libra: Unfaithful, Prone to excess, a bit of a gossip, narcissism, Vanity, Burning Through Money, Incredibly Self Indulgent, Shopping Diva and Party Girl
I'm a fit pisces....actually I'm a skyrunner...I hate talking on the phone, I'm really organized, and the only time I use my "escapism" capability is when I'm really fucking bored with whatever or whoever I've got infront of me :)
So I am a Pisces, and this actually hurts my feelings sooo bad hahaha.... like DUDE it is all true.. I try SO hard not to be those things, but it's like IN MY FUCKING BLOOD. basically, my life is shit.
my sis is a pisces and she's always been messy and unhygienic and just really slow and spaced out. now before i was aware of vedic astrology we thought she was an aries but now that we know she's a pisces this makes total sense!!! lol
Pisces, do not get offended. This video was made for entertainment purposes. If you look at the rest of her videos, you will see that there is one for each sign. It wasn't just for Pisces.
ROTFL! She hit SO MANY points about Pisces! My Pisces brother use to drive my mother CRAZY waking up at all hours of the night begging her to give him or make him FOOD!lol He would wake up EVERYONE in the house if he didn't get his munchies! Ugh! At one point he was fit tho during high school when he played foot ball. Now he's FAT like 300lbs worth! However, he dresses very nice and when I go to his house it seems to be on the neat side. But then again his wife is a Capricorn and I think she keeps this up. He is sneaky as hell tho! Only if his wife knew the secrets I know about him...she would probably Divorce his ass!HAhaha He is a BIG TIME FLIRT!!! He claims he never cheater but I highly doubt that because I've heard differently. And God help you if he gets made at you! He will give you a lashing you will NEVER forget! And it doesn't matter who you are, family, friend, stranger, he don't care! He has a lot of traits that need improving but their are a few good points. He is caring and kind and giving but only when he wants to be. If I seem kinda harsh for a sister it's only because I've had some less desiring experiences with him. Including actually being in fear of him!:(
I'm a Pisces and I found most of the things she said quite funny and accurate. I'm pretty lazy, im an escapist, I like to be in dreamworld when nothing else is happening and I'm very sensitive and emotional. But, I don't take drugs, don't binge on alcohol or do anything that's really idiotic. If you're going to say all Pisces are the same you need to look at numerology. 😛
I actually love showers and warm baths! And I’m actually very clean and I do have a very clean house/room and we help people even if they don’t need it because WE JUST WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO BE FUCKING HAPPY BECAUSE NO ONE’S GONNA HELP US! AND WHEN WE WANT HELP WE DON’T GET IT, SO IF WE HAVE A HAPPY WORLD, WE MIGHT JUST BE HAPPY! also I’m atheist!
Just another college chick that gets drunk and does a video "hungover." WTF You're giving astrology a bad name. Learn Vedic astrology Alyssa. It takes many years. Astrology is not just based on the sun sign. You are wasting your time and posting garbage videos on TH-cam. Seriously look at how many thumbs down you got here. One last time in case you didn't understand the first time I said it, people are not just defined by just their sun sign! Astrology is so much more deep than you can possibly understand.
Luke Baker For starters I wasn't even referring to your post but since you inquire allow me to really provide an opinion. Your grammar is despicable, your punctuation resonates with toddlers before nap time, and you're annoying. Good day
you can't be serious right? it's clear to me and clear too many. She is just having fun with Pisces not everything has to be so serious all the time 24 hours 7 days a week. I think she did really well with the Sun Sign. I don't know some people are too rigid to see when someone is just having a little fun with their craft/ there works
I’m a Pisces in Sun, Moon, Venus, & Mars. I am so sick of being a Pisces I can’t wait till my new life! Being a Pisces is so frustrating. Sometimes I wish I didn’t give a shit and other times I wish I’d stop being so self absorbed. I’m a constant contradiction it feels like. A catch 20/20 🙄
@J Da KNG I believe we may possibly be given a choice to reincarnate to maybe grow in our spirit more. If given the choice though I’m opting out of another life.
Many of us are spiritual, many of us are visionaries, or day dreamers, yes. Many of us go on to be great spiritual healers and psychics. Which although a lot of people don't value, it's actually very important. We are natural empaths meaning that we pick up everyone else's negativity and we try to fix them. That is why we are messed up. You're probably just making fun, but all types have their strengths and weaknesses, when the World falls in to spiritual chaos, or perhaps when we all die, then you might find more value in them. Many of the types dominate in this dimension, we are sort of in between both. We are interesting creatures, we all are
Pisces are the people go to when life sucks on an emotional level and everybody needs to get in touch with some creativity and their philosophical side. Pisces also help stop other people from hurting themselves-some working in prisons. A lot of priests are pisces. Why? Cuz people with problems wanna help out others with problems. Let Karma take care of it. Try to have good karma, but those things she listed are often our burden to carry, our weaknesses. No human is worthless, but none are perfect. It often gets overlooked, cuz it's abstract and not prime for survival...but after you have control over your life, and want it to mean MORE than just survival...
haha this is some funny shit, this is a very broad generalization (and not entirely accurate either) yes they are more likely to be using drugs or drink large amounts of booze & in some cases can be fairly unreliable, but a Pisces is a combo of all the other signs (a little bit of everything rolled into one) so they can be one of the most adaptable signs on the zodiac because of a caviler attitude & go with a flow mentality which is also a reason why they can be unreliable. they are capable of just about anything good & bad (a pisces dark side is scary!) anyone who underestimates one usually never does it again lol.
GTFORDMAN yeah never piss off a Pisces you are going to regret it, just a warning to anybody that decides to bother me Btw i'm a Pisces and i'm dam proud to be one
As a pisces i don't talk much which makes me believe i have some virgo in me and ur not to being clean comments hurt a little cuz i am clean. But the lala land thing is on point!
For the guys anyways. Sloths, but im lazy too so were good. They like to smoke/drink. Write poems and rap. Read books and act soo chill. The house could be on fire and they would be like "Dang wtf happend? " When they are pissed, they dont act that pissed. At most you might see a slight frown which is hard to take them serious. But they are chill, people.
Ok, so that was interesting...., And for the record, I shower everyday, sometimes twice, and my personal appearance is VERY important to me..., so Please.., in the future don't put us all in the same category with your personal experiences with my sign..., Also, I only get "crazy" when people piss on my shoes and tell me it's F******N raining!!! Yes, the inner PSYCHO has came out, but again, it is usually due to another persons stupidity, for instance, messing with somebody I LOVE!!! Then it's on!!! Thank You though, I enjoyed watching this and I will watch more in the future..... Keep Keeping it real girl!!!
I dislike pieces because I find their indecisiveness and tendency to be overly sensitive quite frustrating. Another reason why I dislike pieces is because they often lack a clear direction or purpose, making it difficult for me to fully engage with them.
Us Pisces is not bad. We are the oracle. The spirit of water and we are wisdom. Pisces is sensitive. So we don't like hurting feelings. If we do, we still have a sad feeling in are hearts. And this is very stupid cuz why would u say we don't take showers if we love and are water. It is my great ambition to accuse you of heresy and jealousy to the Pisces
Every Pisces I have dated is either addicted to tattoos, piercings, alcohol, pills, depressed but comes across as nice in the beginning. They hide their problems and will pull dissapearing acts when plans are made. I've dated 14 Pisces and I am done. Waste of time backstabbing individuals.
the only way to handle a pisces is just to listen them but don't give a shit to them otherwise they will manipulate with their sadness poor little things in this cruel world and throw you into their problems to YOU solve for them, after all the drama that will continue forever because they just can't face the truths, you leave the relationship exhausted and they still think they are victim even you are their victim, I mean, they can't grow up, I hate them lol, even scorpios that are dangerous and manipulators too but they are more mature, pisces are like toddles that get mad to parents when they say no to them, because everything hurts them, make them mad and it's all other's fault and never theirs. They get stuck with drugs and all these shits to escape from any problem they have or they will find out some victim to solve for them but will make sure that their cocaine still in the closet just in case you know, they may need someday (probably the day the girlfriend will run away from them).
Fuck...I didn't know that I'm that bad...but the video is funny...Correction: We do shower, we love water!
yes, we shower, but we hate water
I just sat here and was like "But the Pisces are fish?????????"
I FUCKING HATE THIS ZODIAC THING,
My friend sended me to an aqaurium. BECAUSE MY ZODIAC IS A FUCKING FISH. I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SOME FISH SWIMMING IN FISHY HELL, DYING IN POOP WATER. AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK AT THE POKÈMON ZODIAC CAUSE I ALREADY KNEW IT WAS A FISH
OUR ZODIAC IS A FISH, OUR ANIMAL IS NOT FISH. WE WILL CHANGE IT.
WE WILL DECLARE WAR
Byez :3
YES, I like "GOLDEN" Showers in Particular... You save time not needing to add after-shave later.
So true
i am a piesces and i loved this shit man! so hilarious!
+makeupabsolu ikr! i dont know why people get so butthurt
+makeupabsolu i was gonna say the say
Actually, ME TOO SOLU! I thought she is quite the comedian here... and maybe she is right....I come back here each year it is my Birthday to revel in her hatred of us.... LOL I actually do number what needs to be done... but that is so the other zodiac signs don't fuck up the order in how to get a task or event completed without wasting much time or Effort... Because Pisces people already have it all figured out what needs to be done in about ONE second to flawlessly create our master pieces in everything we do.... they are just jealous they have a "FLOUNDER BRAIN".
Me too
Wow! Surprised at all the dislikes for this funny ass video. I'm a Pisces and I was dying of laughter. Very funny. "Pisces is the devil who has just found a new found spirituality with Jesus." Ha ha ha.
Samee
I laugh at all these I hate pisces video ...
thought I was the only one
Ikr!
is that true
This is the 1st video I've seen where the dislikes are half as the likes. People really triggered and it's not just Pisces it's the other 11 zodiac sign videos with a 50/50, 60/40 or 70/30 like to dislike ratio.
I’m high watching this rn so when she said to get off the drugs I was shook😂
This is hilarious. I am a Pisces and I literally laughed so hard.
Me too lol
My ex-wifes a pisces, my supervisor's a pisces, and' 2 out of , my three sisters are pisces. Don't argue or try to debate with pisces, they'd make you wanna go jump off a bridge or something, SERIOUSLY!!!!!
david banner omgg i swear like people who try to agrue with me ALWAYS lose like
aLWAYS EVEN IF I'M
WRONG LIKE I ALWAYS WIN
THE ARGUMENTS AAA
david banner so true
Ohhhhh shiiiit i litterally burstes out with laughter!!😂🤣😂🤣😂i think its my favorite thing to do if u piss me off!! Or I dont like u but for the most part im pretty peaceful but once u git my ass started!! I have a looooooot to say!! I swear on LIFE im the one you want to rounds with!!
Doesn't seem to be true about a lot of what you were saying. I know a few pisces that aren't like that at all. Including one very fit pisces.
My cousin is a pisces and one time I made cupcakes for her and her family and she fucking got up in the middle of the night and licked all the icing off the cupcakes so no one could eat any. Everyone was fucking pissed. Gotta say though, these weird things are what make me love pisces.
That's funny.
Rissa hahahahha 2 funny
first thing she said was "when you wake up at 1" XD XD XD omg im crying , cant stop laughing
I have a second shift job, so I don't count.
can't any sign eat a box of waffles at 1 am
Vanessa Daigle no
Yes... yes they can
They can if they have pisces in their chart lmafo
No. Unless I'm at a sleepover. It's not practical
Vanessa Dupra no
Well damn. What has a Pisces done to you?
I was the same thing like what Pisces hurt her??? 😂😂 but this was funny tho
I actually hate long phone calls, and I hate getting calls.
First of all...I don't have any addictions; I don't even drink or smoke. I'm fit and have always been into sports. I even joined the military. I take daily showers & always smell good. So sweetie you got most of your generalized Pisces info n tried to make it funny. womp womp womp #teampisces
#teampisces
What's your rising and moon sign . That also effects everything . If your chart isn't all pisces then you can't dismiss any of the things she say . Because as a pisces I related to alot of things here and .. Umm don't take such things personally that's why people think that pisces are all hella emotional :)
I hate 99% of Pisces I meet. I'm a Pisces myself and they still really piss me off.
NeighborhoodCatLady 😂😂😂
Same 💀💀 I can't get along with ppl like me
This is such a Pisces thing to say!
NeighborhoodCatLady there can only be one
😂😂😂💀
I am a Pisces... I'm not addicted to anything. No religion, no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes, no marijuana, etc. I do yoga, I eat super healthy, and I cook every meal at home. I have a bit of OCD, so I need my home to be super clean all the time. Also, I hate talking on the phone so much that when someone says they've gotta go, I [very quickly] say, "Ok-bye!" and hang up immediately. I played fast pitch softball for 11 years, swim team for 10 years, etc. I have Scorpio rising (my moon is in Aries, though). I love getting dressed up super cute in my fit-and-flare vintage style dress collection. :) I also spent my entire life with a longing to find my soulmate and retain purity. I lost my virginity at a very late age... I am all about being wholesome and do not have any STDs. I think the only thing you got right (about me, anyway) is that I don't shower every day. Maybe every 2 days (or every other day in the summer). I brush my teeth every night, I floss, I even bleach every now and then. I keep my eyebrows and my nails neat. My best friends who are Pisces are the same way. My Pisces friend, Sarah, goes hiking every single weekend. Meh... I still like you and think you're adorable, though! xo
Also, the love of my life who was a Pisces (RIP) was a very hard worker. He woke up every single morning at dawn and worked like a powerhouse doing construction for over a decade. I don't think Pisces are lazy. They are very hard workers. They just might be slow getting to social events on time. They take a while to get ready for things like that. Mostly because everything has to be perfect. Guys, on the other hand, don't usually have a problem being on time.
At least your not addicted to negative things hahaha.
fake
Could be because of your moon and rising signs.
Lackadaisical u saying that million of ppl have to be addicted to be true
My ex Co-worker is a Pisces, &recently moved in with a Pisces dude.Together,These 2 Pisces are ape-shit crazy. She talks so highly of her boyfriend to everyone and gives off a perfect family vibe, but I found out later, that behind the scenes they're always fighting and the cops are always at their apt. They have a very tumultuous relationship. She'd also used to tell me how he'd wake her up in the middle of the night, to sit with him in their balcony and watch him smoke. WTF.
Lol, the irony of a pisces! LMAO.
Yep 😂
im a pisces and tbh i get what you mean with some points but you are quite harsh
The kindred Soul yeah, im in great shape too and so are my 2 pisces BFFs
Anyone can be fat but i think a lot of us pisces care soo much how we look that we try not to and some of us just bring ourself down so much that we give up .
Exactly
I'm Pisces.
I'm Proud.
And you don't have to hate on astrology signs.
I mean seriously what the hell.
Are you being serious?
Guys she's joking around
Most of the video
WeirdPeach ikr, people probably think it's all a joke because she's hungover but I'm a Pisces and I approve like 95% of this
The thing is Pisces don’t get offended when people hate on them..but get burnt up when people hate on totally strangers
Right!😹
As a pisces, I can't believe how much I laughed at how true so much of this was! hahaha This is too great.
Me at 5 in th morning: "eating everything in a pantry" ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ
This video is halarious
What's the matter? Did a Pisces shit on your doorstep, or did a Pisces own you? Don't hate us for when we were born.
Fuck off fishface
Alexander Rodriguez I see you didn't take your Lithium this morning you bipolar Jesus freak. That's not very Jesus like. Get back to your Messiah complex fish boy.
Yeah thing is im not a Jesus boy. I think you're jealous of Pisces and their hidden abilities. Something you don't have. You have talent to be a piece of shit. And if you don't mind, whats your sign, boy?
Lol It's not worth arguing with a 12 year old loser like yourself. But at least i made you rage like a little girl, Kung Blao Shit.
***** libras are fucking awkward boring and annoying as shit
😂😂😂your funny!!! If they aren't addicted to weeds it's religion!! Yasssss😂😂
Lovely Miaa yes!
Me, addicted to food
As a pisces, I can understand everything you're saying negatively and I see it as positive because who would want to live in this horrible world when we could dream of something better? The reason we talk in circles is because people don't listen and comprehend point blank period. Not all pisces are lazy , fat, and/or addicted to drugs. I think that was a dumb point. But we can be addicted to different things , and I have no problem with that. What's so bad about being passionate about music or Jesus? And for your sake I hope that your child is a pisces, so that thou can understand us much better than you do, don't be ridiculous. We are amazingly stunning and beautiful people.
As a pisces.. laughing my ass off eating pringles at 2am🤣🤣🤣
SHE'S JUST HATING ON OUR BEAUTY
AND SHE SAID WE'RE ADDICTED TO DRUGS LOOK AT HER
I am trying to stop my addiction to food. Too lazy to cook right, so I use that excuse to not eat.
I don't think she's hungover, she's still drunk
and perhaps made up or imagined the whole going to work story
Gurl, go stub your stupid ass toe. You missed the joke.
I'm a Pisces and I have to admit... SOME stuff you said is technically correct... Drugs however is a big nono for me, but I do tend to get addicted to stuff easily, like a certain video game, movie, certain food (as you said) and pretty much anything good in life.
I do sometimes also talk in circles saying the same thing over and over as you said, but the reason for it a lot of the time is because I'm not actually sure the person I'm talking to is actually listening to what I'm saying, if you just show indication you are listening, then that bad trait will instantly stop.
And the lying? Yeah........ I only lie if you piss me off in some way. The bit about there being no fit Pisces...... I'm sorry but that part is the first part that is just downright incorrect, ever heard of a guy called "Chuck Norris"? He's a Pisces, even I am not exactly a 'slob', I enjoy walking to University everyday while most people take the bus, and I also like playing football (soccer) for a 6 a side team... Maybe making this video while NOT hungover will yield better results? :P
results of what its supposed to be a funny lighthearted video.
results.. HA
You are my true spirit animal....
A Pisces nature is trusting and nonjudgmental but I can honestly say her energy repels me it’s so horrible
She's trying to be Jenna Marbles
*facepalm* I...I don't even know what to say.
theres only one type of jenna marbles in this world? you haven't gone out much then
No she's not
I’m a Pisces Sun AND Moon♓️♓️ and I just laughed my ass off, funniest video ever😂 Looking through the comments I can say Pisces have a great sense of humor. Anyone offended must be a Pisces rising
as a Leo I love Pisces
As a Pisces I love Leo's
Satan Stay away from a Leo.... They are very Dominant and Proud people... They end up been Cocky and some of them are lazy!... Be Careful! ;)
that is a lie..also EVERYONE IS LAZY!! you cant just say that one specific zodiac is lazy...dont be a hater...dunt be knokin' ppl's charts dude...its selfishhhhh.
and its just plain rude -_- also leo's r not cocky, and if u find one that is..then they went through something difficult.
IsabellaLionessN Check the compatibility! :)
Making a Pisces angry is like standing in front of a large tsunami as it hits land. Not a good idea.
As a Pisces male, this is hilariously hilarious.
Let's be honest here. We as Pisces hate the fucking world secretly. We all have a secret desire to die.
Im a pisces and oml, this video had me dying. 😂😂😂 its so hilariously accurate.
I mean, the lying part idk about but we are hella manipulative 😅
I thought this was hilarious and pretty accurate, except for the not showering part
So i decided before i started watching that you may have a few accurate points so i decided to watch the whole way through.
The drugs thing is inaccurate. I hate smoking, hate drinking. I hate not being in control of myself. A few pisces ive met have felt the same. However I am addicted to food. The lazy thing you have a point, ive never stuck to a diet in my life and lost weight. Also the part where we pretend to listen but really our brains are elsewhere was pretty accurate. Overall it was an okay analysis.
I'm a Pisces and I dont use drugs.or obsessed with religion..get ur facts straight before talking out
Haha Pisces Fucked her and left her.. Wish I could shake his hand
as a pisces i am afraid to watch this
is this going to make me emotional
i don't know
i'm scared
oh well
We don't talk that much, we are not all that pretty you describe us to be... most of us don't take drugs... there's different kind of Pisces and we're not fat :( you hurt my feelings.. I liked you better in your "Why i love Pisces" video
I hate the drug stereotypes
Nenad Stevanovic It is sad how sensitive you guys are and you don't want to admit it to yourselves. Don't be defensive about what she says. She is a LIBRA, she isn't here to think about your feelings... for too long... she'll go from one side of the scales to the next... deal with it. Alyssa is always right and an overly sensitive pisces shouldn't get into astrology, because the harsh truth messes with your guy's delicate flow.
This video was very Rude. I'm a Pisces myself and I'm not fat I'm skinny and only 13.... Pisces are the best. We may be always emotional but at times we are fun to get to know
Nenad Stevanovic she's relying on stereotypes. its not meant to be taken seriously.
Nenad Stevanovic She like even wrote in the description ' This is meant to disturb all the Pisces, and make everyone else laugh at your expense, so go cry about it on your own time. ' Yes I guess we are emotional wow. It's us! She shouldn't get on our bad side. Alyssa should make up her mind.
I’m a sun, moon, mercury and rising in Pisces and while I don’t partake in drugs or alcohol, that reenactment of a phone conversation was SPOT ON.
in her "what I love about pisces" video she talks about how pisces get their feelings hurt easily and take things to heart, then she makes this video..
true
I think that video was in 2013, this one is 2012.
Pisces brings the world of inner spiritual and emotional dreams to manifestation and vision for all to see and experience.
Some people will not understand that “dream world” stuff. It’s not their life time to do so. Pisces are all old souls as the last age cycle and feel liberated enough to dream big and feel deeply.
you know what's worse than addiction's haveing 6 inches of forehead 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I'm a pisces and my jaw was dropped the whole time by how ACCURATE and comedic this is.
im pisces and im gonna cry because im sensitive and shit
Yasmin suleman carter literally 😂
So true I’m a Pisces and I eat in the middle of the night😂
I am Pisces. I love sex but I don't act on that and I don't sleep around. I am 28 and iv smoked weed since I was 14 and I do find it difficult to eliminate it from my life now. I think this girl is really attractive and I would definitely satisfy this hunny. Hit me up beautiful. XXX and I forgive you for the mean things you said about Pisces people. and I shower everyday XXX
I'm Pisces. but I don't like drugs or drinks and I'm not fat but sure I'm lazy.well here what I hate about libra: Unfaithful, Prone to excess, a bit of a gossip, narcissism, Vanity, Burning Through Money, Incredibly Self Indulgent, Shopping Diva and Party Girl
the unfaithfullness of libras, hits the nail on the head so hard the hammer broke
Come on brothers and sisters pisces, let us gather up and be personaly offended cus we are like that !!!!
I'm a fit pisces....actually I'm a skyrunner...I hate talking on the phone, I'm really organized, and the only time I use my "escapism" capability is when I'm really fucking bored with whatever or whoever I've got infront of me :)
If I wasn't a Pisces I'd probably be really butthurt but fuck it.
So I am a Pisces, and this actually hurts my feelings sooo bad hahaha.... like DUDE it is all true.. I try SO hard not to be those things, but it's like IN MY FUCKING BLOOD. basically, my life is shit.
my sis is a pisces and she's always been messy and unhygienic and just really slow and spaced out. now before i was aware of vedic astrology we thought she was an aries but now that we know she's a pisces this makes total sense!!! lol
I'm a Pisces, this was funny
long live the Pisces generation. we are awesome
Pisces, do not get offended. This video was made for entertainment purposes. If you look at the rest of her videos, you will see that there is one for each sign. It wasn't just for Pisces.
ROTFL! She hit SO MANY points about Pisces! My Pisces brother use to drive my mother CRAZY waking up at all hours of the night begging her to give him or make him FOOD!lol He would wake up EVERYONE in the house if he didn't get his munchies! Ugh! At one point he was fit tho during high school when he played foot ball. Now he's FAT like 300lbs worth! However, he dresses very nice and when I go to his house it seems to be on the neat side. But then again his wife is a Capricorn and I think she keeps this up.
He is sneaky as hell tho! Only if his wife knew the secrets I know about him...she would probably Divorce his ass!HAhaha He is a BIG TIME FLIRT!!! He claims he never cheater but I highly doubt that because I've heard differently. And God help you if he gets made at you! He will give you a lashing you will NEVER forget! And it doesn't matter who you are, family, friend, stranger, he don't care! He has a lot of traits that need improving but their are a few good points. He is caring and kind and giving but only when he wants to be. If I seem kinda harsh for a sister it's only because I've had some less desiring experiences with him. Including actually being in fear of him!:(
I'm a Pisces and I found most of the things she said quite funny and accurate. I'm pretty lazy, im an escapist, I like to be in dreamworld when nothing else is happening and I'm very sensitive and emotional. But, I don't take drugs, don't binge on alcohol or do anything that's really idiotic. If you're going to say all Pisces are the same you need to look at numerology. 😛
I actually love showers and warm baths! And I’m actually very clean and I do have a very clean house/room and we help people even if they don’t need it because WE JUST WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO BE FUCKING HAPPY BECAUSE NO ONE’S GONNA HELP US! AND WHEN WE WANT HELP WE DON’T GET IT, SO IF WE HAVE A HAPPY WORLD, WE MIGHT JUST BE HAPPY! also I’m atheist!
Just another college chick that gets drunk and does a video "hungover." WTF You're giving astrology a bad name. Learn Vedic astrology Alyssa. It takes many years. Astrology is not just based on the sun sign. You are wasting your time and posting garbage videos on TH-cam. Seriously look at how many thumbs down you got here. One last time in case you didn't understand the first time I said it, people are not just defined by just their sun sign! Astrology is so much more deep than you can possibly understand.
This video is sarcasm at its best. Don't take it to heart.
Luke Baker For starters I wasn't even referring to your post but since you inquire allow me to really provide an opinion. Your grammar is despicable, your punctuation resonates with toddlers before nap time, and you're annoying. Good day
you can't be serious right? it's clear to me and clear too many. She is just having fun with Pisces not everything has to be so serious all the time 24 hours 7 days a week. I think she did really well with the Sun Sign. I don't know some people are too rigid to see when someone is just having a little fun with their craft/ there works
The sloth part is 100% true
“I gotta kill the pain with some marijuana”- I am Pisces rising. Hahaha
spot on, but you forgot their victim complex, i hate that about pisceans.
sorry as a pisces most of this stuff is true
I’m a Pisces in Sun, Moon, Venus, & Mars. I am so sick of being a Pisces I can’t wait till my new life! Being a Pisces is so frustrating. Sometimes I wish I didn’t give a shit and other times I wish I’d stop being so self absorbed. I’m a constant contradiction it feels like. A catch 20/20 🙄
@J Da KNG I believe we may possibly be given a choice to reincarnate to maybe grow in our spirit more. If given the choice though I’m opting out of another life.
Many of us are spiritual, many of us are visionaries, or day dreamers, yes. Many of us go on to be great spiritual healers and psychics. Which although a lot of people don't value, it's actually very important. We are natural empaths meaning that we pick up everyone else's negativity and we try to fix them. That is why we are messed up. You're probably just making fun, but all types have their strengths and weaknesses, when the World falls in to spiritual chaos, or perhaps when we all die, then you might find more value in them. Many of the types dominate in this dimension, we are sort of in between both. We are interesting creatures, we all are
Pisces are the people go to when life sucks on an emotional level and everybody needs to get in touch with some creativity and their philosophical side. Pisces also help stop other people from hurting themselves-some working in prisons. A lot of priests are pisces. Why? Cuz people with problems wanna help out others with problems. Let Karma take care of it. Try to have good karma, but those things she listed are often our burden to carry, our weaknesses. No human is worthless, but none are perfect. It often gets overlooked, cuz it's abstract and not prime for survival...but after you have control over your life, and want it to mean MORE than just survival...
She is hilarious! We Pisces love you Woman!
haha this is some funny shit, this is a very broad generalization (and not entirely accurate either) yes they are more likely to be using drugs or drink large amounts of booze & in some cases can be fairly unreliable, but a Pisces is a combo of all the other signs (a little bit of everything rolled into one) so they can be one of the most adaptable signs on the zodiac because of a caviler attitude & go with a flow mentality which is also a reason why they can be unreliable. they are capable of just about anything good & bad (a pisces dark side is scary!) anyone who underestimates one usually never does it again lol.
Totally agree 😘
GTFORDMAN yeah never piss off a Pisces you are going to regret it, just a warning to anybody that decides to bother me
Btw i'm a Pisces and i'm dam proud to be one
Isn’t that a stereotypical term because not all Pisces are like that.
Seems like a lot of people are taking this video seriously.
not everyone is purely a pisces, your mars/venus/mercury/moon must be elsewhere in the zodiac
Oh man im a Pisces and i find this fuckin hilarious because its so true.
the Devil who is addicted to Pisces......made Laugh so hard
Im a Pisces and i never tasted Alcohol in my life....
The reason this video has so many dislikes is because us Pisces are so sensitive lol
Jesus was pisces too also Sasha Grey... and we still love them as they are right ?
Omg. I'm a Pisces heroin addict, 3 weeks clean and jumped hardcore on Jesus.
i'm a fit Pisces though, and i love Aries men and learned a lot from my Aries husband how to be in life
live your life the way you want
Gab Fortin
adrian kovalski Thank you for that..
Hey babe. Are you still clean?❤
I know this video is old but I love it when people hate on my zodiac sign it makes me feel special
Our lord and savior is a Pisces are u sure about that?
2:33 She Fukkin ate an entire box of ego waffles, what the fukk man LOLOLOLOL THAT ONE GOT ME GOOD HEHE
This is soo true....I only watch cus ur pretty.
she's good at not letting 50% dislike rating get to her
As a pisces i don't talk much which makes me believe i have some virgo in me and ur not to being clean comments hurt a little cuz i am clean. But the lala land thing is on point!
as a double pisces - sun and ascendant - the talking in circles thing on the phone was too accurate
this was so good
For the guys anyways. Sloths, but im lazy too so were good. They like to smoke/drink. Write poems and rap. Read books and act soo chill. The house could be on fire and they would be like "Dang wtf happend? " When they are pissed, they dont act that pissed. At most you might see a slight frown which is hard to take them serious. But they are chill, people.
Why are there dislikes on this? Are people offended? Im a pisces and this is honestly hilarious and pretty true
0:35 I laughed so hard😂😂😂😂
we are not fat we are fluffy
You describe me 😆 I'm a manipulative liar. But I'm good at it so you won't even know.
lily comerford lies always come to fruition. you dont lie to the people you love.
Lily, you laugh at your own devious behaviour. I hope you don't manipulate or lie to your loved ones.
I used to be fit as fuck! We are crazyy though!
Ok, so that was interesting...., And for the record, I shower everyday, sometimes twice, and my personal appearance is VERY important to me..., so Please.., in the future don't put us all in the same category with your personal experiences with my sign..., Also, I only get "crazy" when people piss on my shoes and tell me it's F******N raining!!! Yes, the inner PSYCHO has came out, but again, it is usually due to another persons stupidity, for instance, messing with somebody I LOVE!!! Then it's on!!! Thank You though, I enjoyed watching this and I will watch more in the future..... Keep Keeping it real girl!!!
I dislike pieces because I find their indecisiveness and tendency to be overly sensitive quite frustrating. Another reason why I dislike pieces is because they often lack a clear direction or purpose, making it difficult for me to fully engage with them.
LOL I'm a fish and what you say is sadly ( Pisces/sad ) True ......K . Cobain was Pisces and that is a sad way some Pisces end up
Us Pisces is not bad. We are the oracle. The spirit of water and we are wisdom. Pisces is sensitive. So we don't like hurting feelings. If we do, we still have a sad feeling in are hearts. And this is very stupid cuz why would u say we don't take showers if we love and are water. It is my great ambition to accuse you of heresy and jealousy to the Pisces
this is one of my favorite videos
Every Pisces I have dated is either addicted to tattoos, piercings, alcohol, pills, depressed but comes across as nice in the beginning. They hide their problems and will pull dissapearing acts when plans are made. I've dated 14 Pisces and I am done. Waste of time backstabbing individuals.
the only way to handle a pisces is just to listen them but don't give a shit to them otherwise they will manipulate with their sadness poor little things in this cruel world and throw you into their problems to YOU solve for them, after all the drama that will continue forever because they just can't face the truths, you leave the relationship exhausted and they still think they are victim even you are their victim, I mean, they can't grow up, I hate them lol, even scorpios that are dangerous and manipulators too but they are more mature, pisces are like toddles that get mad to parents when they say no to them, because everything hurts them, make them mad and it's all other's fault and never theirs. They get stuck with drugs and all these shits to escape from any problem they have or they will find out some victim to solve for them but will make sure that their cocaine still in the closet just in case you know, they may need someday (probably the day the girlfriend will run away from them).
7:13 I FUCKING DIED!!!!!!!! LMAO best video ever!!!!
This is shallow and nonsensical. I am a Pisces ♓️
Im a pisces moon sign that chipmunk voice is funny xD