What I Hate About Pisces

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  • @EnryMusica
    @EnryMusica 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Fuck...I didn't know that I'm that bad...but the video is funny...Correction: We do shower, we love water!

    • @meepmoopbloopwoo6605
      @meepmoopbloopwoo6605 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes, we shower, but we hate water

    • @katrinahannah6375
      @katrinahannah6375 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just sat here and was like "But the Pisces are fish?????????"

    • @meepmoopbloopwoo6605
      @meepmoopbloopwoo6605 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I FUCKING HATE THIS ZODIAC THING,
      My friend sended me to an aqaurium. BECAUSE MY ZODIAC IS A FUCKING FISH. I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SOME FISH SWIMMING IN FISHY HELL, DYING IN POOP WATER. AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK AT THE POKÈMON ZODIAC CAUSE I ALREADY KNEW IT WAS A FISH
      OUR ZODIAC IS A FISH, OUR ANIMAL IS NOT FISH. WE WILL CHANGE IT.
      WE WILL DECLARE WAR
      Byez :3

    • @DauntlessEagle1776
      @DauntlessEagle1776 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES, I like "GOLDEN" Showers in Particular... You save time not needing to add after-shave later.

    • @MusicalSiren
      @MusicalSiren 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

  • @davidbanner9344
    @davidbanner9344 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    My ex-wifes a pisces, my supervisor's a pisces, and' 2 out of , my three sisters are pisces. Don't argue or try to debate with pisces, they'd make you wanna go jump off a bridge or something, SERIOUSLY!!!!!

    • @gachacorn3640
      @gachacorn3640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      david banner omgg i swear like people who try to agrue with me ALWAYS lose like
      aLWAYS EVEN IF I'M
      WRONG LIKE I ALWAYS WIN
      THE ARGUMENTS AAA

    • @alexaisintheinternet157
      @alexaisintheinternet157 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      david banner so true

    • @mysticamethyst
      @mysticamethyst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohhhhh shiiiit i litterally burstes out with laughter!!😂🤣😂🤣😂i think its my favorite thing to do if u piss me off!! Or I dont like u but for the most part im pretty peaceful but once u git my ass started!! I have a looooooot to say!! I swear on LIFE im the one you want to rounds with!!

  • @JwceyBlogs
    @JwceyBlogs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Wow! Surprised at all the dislikes for this funny ass video. I'm a Pisces and I was dying of laughter. Very funny. "Pisces is the devil who has just found a new found spirituality with Jesus." Ha ha ha.

    • @charl7346
      @charl7346 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Samee

    • @WhitneyDeivory
      @WhitneyDeivory 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I laugh at all these I hate pisces video ...
      thought I was the only one

    • @thedemonicpisces7400
      @thedemonicpisces7400 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr!

    • @frestinefelicano9639
      @frestinefelicano9639 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      is that true

    • @Comeback180
      @Comeback180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the 1st video I've seen where the dislikes are half as the likes. People really triggered and it's not just Pisces it's the other 11 zodiac sign videos with a 50/50, 60/40 or 70/30 like to dislike ratio.

  • @KikoIsAwsome44
    @KikoIsAwsome44 10 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I hate 99% of Pisces I meet. I'm a Pisces myself and they still really piss me off.

    • @stephfett2316
      @stephfett2316 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NeighborhoodCatLady 😂😂😂

    • @littlebow4315
      @littlebow4315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same 💀💀 I can't get along with ppl like me

    • @Eisvogelllpoem
      @Eisvogelllpoem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is such a Pisces thing to say!

    • @grace7699
      @grace7699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NeighborhoodCatLady there can only be one

    • @aliyahchecks2381
      @aliyahchecks2381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂💀

  • @rissachi93
    @rissachi93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My cousin is a pisces and one time I made cupcakes for her and her family and she fucking got up in the middle of the night and licked all the icing off the cupcakes so no one could eat any. Everyone was fucking pissed. Gotta say though, these weird things are what make me love pisces.

    • @Maknorr-v8w
      @Maknorr-v8w 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's funny.

    • @vstarr888
      @vstarr888 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rissa hahahahha 2 funny

  • @makeupabsolu
    @makeupabsolu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    i am a piesces and i loved this shit man! so hilarious!

    • @lsmrkqj
      @lsmrkqj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +makeupabsolu ikr! i dont know why people get so butthurt

    • @MrRandomRampages
      @MrRandomRampages 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +makeupabsolu i was gonna say the say

    • @DauntlessEagle1776
      @DauntlessEagle1776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually, ME TOO SOLU! I thought she is quite the comedian here... and maybe she is right....I come back here each year it is my Birthday to revel in her hatred of us.... LOL I actually do number what needs to be done... but that is so the other zodiac signs don't fuck up the order in how to get a task or event completed without wasting much time or Effort... Because Pisces people already have it all figured out what needs to be done in about ONE second to flawlessly create our master pieces in everything we do.... they are just jealous they have a "FLOUNDER BRAIN".

    • @jadedaley-barton4199
      @jadedaley-barton4199 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @meenaljain4644
    @meenaljain4644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The thing is Pisces don’t get offended when people hate on them..but get burnt up when people hate on totally strangers

  • @BrandonColonel
    @BrandonColonel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Doesn't seem to be true about a lot of what you were saying. I know a few pisces that aren't like that at all. Including one very fit pisces.

  • @reyonnahunt8998
    @reyonnahunt8998 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Well damn. What has a Pisces done to you?

    • @_tvbeauty
      @_tvbeauty 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was the same thing like what Pisces hurt her??? 😂😂 but this was funny tho

  • @lauralei7322
    @lauralei7322 10 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This is hilarious. I am a Pisces and I literally laughed so hard.

  • @Luna-ds7bg
    @Luna-ds7bg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    im a pisces and tbh i get what you mean with some points but you are quite harsh

    • @Luna-ds7bg
      @Luna-ds7bg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The kindred Soul yeah, im in great shape too and so are my 2 pisces BFFs

    • @FatalExistence
      @FatalExistence 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anyone can be fat but i think a lot of us pisces care soo much how we look that we try not to and some of us just bring ourself down so much that we give up .

    • @jadedaley-barton4199
      @jadedaley-barton4199 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

  • @TrinaWater
    @TrinaWater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I’m high watching this rn so when she said to get off the drugs I was shook😂

  • @DZ-nb2vp
    @DZ-nb2vp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    My ex Co-worker is a Pisces, &recently moved in with a Pisces dude.Together,These 2 Pisces are ape-shit crazy. She talks so highly of her boyfriend to everyone and gives off a perfect family vibe, but I found out later, that behind the scenes they're always fighting and the cops are always at their apt. They have a very tumultuous relationship. She'd also used to tell me how he'd wake her up in the middle of the night, to sit with him in their balcony and watch him smoke. WTF.

    • @patrickthomas815
      @patrickthomas815 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol, the irony of a pisces! LMAO.

    • @terrycroker7815
      @terrycroker7815 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep 😂

    • @AmandaNBS
      @AmandaNBS หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh my goodness! This ish is hilarious!

  • @banjomediaco
    @banjomediaco 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually hate long phone calls, and I hate getting calls.

  • @KT_Pierce
    @KT_Pierce 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I am a Pisces... I'm not addicted to anything. No religion, no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes, no marijuana, etc. I do yoga, I eat super healthy, and I cook every meal at home. I have a bit of OCD, so I need my home to be super clean all the time. Also, I hate talking on the phone so much that when someone says they've gotta go, I [very quickly] say, "Ok-bye!" and hang up immediately. I played fast pitch softball for 11 years, swim team for 10 years, etc. I have Scorpio rising (my moon is in Aries, though). I love getting dressed up super cute in my fit-and-flare vintage style dress collection. :) I also spent my entire life with a longing to find my soulmate and retain purity. I lost my virginity at a very late age... I am all about being wholesome and do not have any STDs. I think the only thing you got right (about me, anyway) is that I don't shower every day. Maybe every 2 days (or every other day in the summer). I brush my teeth every night, I floss, I even bleach every now and then. I keep my eyebrows and my nails neat. My best friends who are Pisces are the same way. My Pisces friend, Sarah, goes hiking every single weekend. Meh... I still like you and think you're adorable, though! xo

    • @KT_Pierce
      @KT_Pierce 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also, the love of my life who was a Pisces (RIP) was a very hard worker. He woke up every single morning at dawn and worked like a powerhouse doing construction for over a decade. I don't think Pisces are lazy. They are very hard workers. They just might be slow getting to social events on time. They take a while to get ready for things like that. Mostly because everything has to be perfect. Guys, on the other hand, don't usually have a problem being on time.

    • @auresevas1473
      @auresevas1473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least your not addicted to negative things hahaha.

    • @Hyperkooki
      @Hyperkooki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fake

    • @PJM1879
      @PJM1879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Could be because of your moon and rising signs.

    • @ihateyou5825
      @ihateyou5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lackadaisical u saying that million of ppl have to be addicted to be true

  • @roxxylala26
    @roxxylala26 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    First of all...I don't have any addictions; I don't even drink or smoke. I'm fit and have always been into sports. I even joined the military. I take daily showers & always smell good. So sweetie you got most of your generalized Pisces info n tried to make it funny. womp womp womp #teampisces

    • @meepmoopbloopwoo6605
      @meepmoopbloopwoo6605 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #teampisces

    • @Cookiethewitch
      @Cookiethewitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's your rising and moon sign . That also effects everything . If your chart isn't all pisces then you can't dismiss any of the things she say . Because as a pisces I related to alot of things here and .. Umm don't take such things personally that's why people think that pisces are all hella emotional :)

  • @jimmiepulaski3488
    @jimmiepulaski3488 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    What's the matter? Did a Pisces shit on your doorstep, or did a Pisces own you? Don't hate us for when we were born.

    • @kungblao
      @kungblao 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fuck off fishface

    • @kungblao
      @kungblao 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alexander Rodriguez I see you didn't take your Lithium this morning you bipolar Jesus freak. That's not very Jesus like. Get back to your Messiah complex fish boy.

    • @AlexanderRodriguez-vz2st
      @AlexanderRodriguez-vz2st 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah thing is im not a Jesus boy. I think you're jealous of Pisces and their hidden abilities. Something you don't have. You have talent to be a piece of shit. And if you don't mind, whats your sign, boy?

    • @AlexanderRodriguez-vz2st
      @AlexanderRodriguez-vz2st 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol It's not worth arguing with a 12 year old loser like yourself. But at least i made you rage like a little girl, Kung Blao Shit.

    • @bamdam2848
      @bamdam2848 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** libras are fucking awkward boring and annoying as shit

  • @TinyDancer01
    @TinyDancer01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    can't any sign eat a box of waffles at 1 am

    • @Hyperkooki
      @Hyperkooki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vanessa Daigle no

    • @thedemonicpisces7400
      @thedemonicpisces7400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes... yes they can

    • @judebel1192
      @judebel1192 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They can if they have pisces in their chart lmafo

    • @Bhupali1
      @Bhupali1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. Unless I'm at a sleepover. It's not practical

    • @Hyperkooki
      @Hyperkooki 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vanessa Dupra no

  • @mrdood4797
    @mrdood4797 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    first thing she said was "when you wake up at 1" XD XD XD omg im crying , cant stop laughing

    • @brucenatelee
      @brucenatelee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have a second shift job, so I don't count.

  • @Minnisham
    @Minnisham 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a pisces, I can understand everything you're saying negatively and I see it as positive because who would want to live in this horrible world when we could dream of something better? The reason we talk in circles is because people don't listen and comprehend point blank period. Not all pisces are lazy , fat, and/or addicted to drugs. I think that was a dumb point. But we can be addicted to different things , and I have no problem with that. What's so bad about being passionate about music or Jesus? And for your sake I hope that your child is a pisces, so that thou can understand us much better than you do, don't be ridiculous. We are amazingly stunning and beautiful people.

  • @somethingnew707
    @somethingnew707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Guys she's joking around
    Most of the video

    • @lapieuvreoptimale
      @lapieuvreoptimale 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WeirdPeach ikr, people probably think it's all a joke because she's hungover but I'm a Pisces and I approve like 95% of this

  • @BiggDogg25100
    @BiggDogg25100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Making a Pisces angry is like standing in front of a large tsunami as it hits land. Not a good idea.

  • @nxa6205
    @nxa6205 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm Pisces.
    I'm Proud.
    And you don't have to hate on astrology signs.
    I mean seriously what the hell.
    Are you being serious?

  • @kennethpalmer898
    @kennethpalmer898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a Pisces and I dont use drugs.or obsessed with religion..get ur facts straight before talking out

  • @SirensOfFire
    @SirensOfFire 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pisces, do not get offended. This video was made for entertainment purposes. If you look at the rest of her videos, you will see that there is one for each sign. It wasn't just for Pisces.

  • @gtamodder888
    @gtamodder888 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    We don't talk that much, we are not all that pretty you describe us to be... most of us don't take drugs... there's different kind of Pisces and we're not fat :( you hurt my feelings.. I liked you better in your "Why i love Pisces" video

    • @cloudsurfer73
      @cloudsurfer73 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hate the drug stereotypes

    • @AstroSciences
      @AstroSciences 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nenad Stevanovic It is sad how sensitive you guys are and you don't want to admit it to yourselves. Don't be defensive about what she says. She is a LIBRA, she isn't here to think about your feelings... for too long... she'll go from one side of the scales to the next... deal with it. Alyssa is always right and an overly sensitive pisces shouldn't get into astrology, because the harsh truth messes with your guy's delicate flow.

    • @yonige2077
      @yonige2077 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This video was very Rude. I'm a Pisces myself and I'm not fat I'm skinny and only 13.... Pisces are the best. We may be always emotional but at times we are fun to get to know

    • @kb-fd5do
      @kb-fd5do 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nenad Stevanovic she's relying on stereotypes. its not meant to be taken seriously.

    • @xariix4593
      @xariix4593 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nenad Stevanovic She like even wrote in the description ' This is meant to disturb all the Pisces, and make everyone else laugh at your expense, so go cry about it on your own time. ' Yes I guess we are emotional wow. It's us! She shouldn't get on our bad side. Alyssa should make up her mind.

  • @jadedaley-barton4199
    @jadedaley-barton4199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    SHE'S JUST HATING ON OUR BEAUTY
    AND SHE SAID WE'RE ADDICTED TO DRUGS LOOK AT HER

    • @brucenatelee
      @brucenatelee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am trying to stop my addiction to food. Too lazy to cook right, so I use that excuse to not eat.

    • @sonias9722
      @sonias9722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think she's hungover, she's still drunk

    • @sonias9722
      @sonias9722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and perhaps made up or imagined the whole going to work story

    • @halimakimathi4189
      @halimakimathi4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gurl, go stub your stupid ass toe. You missed the joke.

  • @murvinespinoza786
    @murvinespinoza786 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am Pisces. I love sex but I don't act on that and I don't sleep around. I am 28 and iv smoked weed since I was 14 and I do find it difficult to eliminate it from my life now. I think this girl is really attractive and I would definitely satisfy this hunny. Hit me up beautiful. XXX and I forgive you for the mean things you said about Pisces people. and I shower everyday XXX

  • @gwenstroud2461
    @gwenstroud2461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Me at 5 in th morning: "eating everything in a pantry" ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ
    This video is halarious

  • @AStarIsBornThisWay
    @AStarIsBornThisWay 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my sis is a pisces and she's always been messy and unhygienic and just really slow and spaced out. now before i was aware of vedic astrology we thought she was an aries but now that we know she's a pisces this makes total sense!!! lol

  • @elisarodriguez1270
    @elisarodriguez1270 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    She's trying to be Jenna Marbles

    • @DinoHunter56
      @DinoHunter56 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *facepalm* I...I don't even know what to say.

    • @iTruGamer26
      @iTruGamer26 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      theres only one type of jenna marbles in this world? you haven't gone out much then

    • @lapieuvreoptimale
      @lapieuvreoptimale 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No she's not

  • @The40ozGamer
    @The40ozGamer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Haha Pisces Fucked her and left her.. Wish I could shake his hand

  • @domhairston5543
    @domhairston5543 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a Pisces male, this is hilariously hilarious.

  • @tharealmacoil69
    @tharealmacoil69 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ROTFL! She hit SO MANY points about Pisces! My Pisces brother use to drive my mother CRAZY waking up at all hours of the night begging her to give him or make him FOOD!lol He would wake up EVERYONE in the house if he didn't get his munchies! Ugh! At one point he was fit tho during high school when he played foot ball. Now he's FAT like 300lbs worth! However, he dresses very nice and when I go to his house it seems to be on the neat side. But then again his wife is a Capricorn and I think she keeps this up.
    He is sneaky as hell tho! Only if his wife knew the secrets I know about him...she would probably Divorce his ass!HAhaha He is a BIG TIME FLIRT!!! He claims he never cheater but I highly doubt that because I've heard differently. And God help you if he gets made at you! He will give you a lashing you will NEVER forget! And it doesn't matter who you are, family, friend, stranger, he don't care! He has a lot of traits that need improving but their are a few good points. He is caring and kind and giving but only when he wants to be. If I seem kinda harsh for a sister it's only because I've had some less desiring experiences with him. Including actually being in fear of him!:(

  • @itzKyleM88
    @itzKyleM88 11 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm a Pisces and I have to admit... SOME stuff you said is technically correct... Drugs however is a big nono for me, but I do tend to get addicted to stuff easily, like a certain video game, movie, certain food (as you said) and pretty much anything good in life.
    I do sometimes also talk in circles saying the same thing over and over as you said, but the reason for it a lot of the time is because I'm not actually sure the person I'm talking to is actually listening to what I'm saying, if you just show indication you are listening, then that bad trait will instantly stop.
    And the lying? Yeah........ I only lie if you piss me off in some way. The bit about there being no fit Pisces...... I'm sorry but that part is the first part that is just downright incorrect, ever heard of a guy called "Chuck Norris"? He's a Pisces, even I am not exactly a 'slob', I enjoy walking to University everyday while most people take the bus, and I also like playing football (soccer) for a 6 a side team... Maybe making this video while NOT hungover will yield better results? :P

    • @iTruGamer26
      @iTruGamer26 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      results of what its supposed to be a funny lighthearted video.
      results.. HA

    • @mysticamethyst
      @mysticamethyst 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are my true spirit animal....

    • @adelamelody9149
      @adelamelody9149 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Pisces nature is trusting and nonjudgmental but I can honestly say her energy repels me it’s so horrible

  • @icey3307
    @icey3307 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    long live the Pisces generation. we are awesome

  • @LNLN123
    @LNLN123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    as a Leo I love Pisces

    • @helterskelter2323
      @helterskelter2323 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As a Pisces I love Leo's

    • @CASJ25
      @CASJ25 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Satan Stay away from a Leo.... They are very Dominant and Proud people... They end up been Cocky and some of them are lazy!... Be Careful! ;)

    • @isabellalionessn865
      @isabellalionessn865 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that is a lie..also EVERYONE IS LAZY!! you cant just say that one specific zodiac is lazy...dont be a hater...dunt be knokin' ppl's charts dude...its selfishhhhh.

    • @isabellalionessn865
      @isabellalionessn865 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      and its just plain rude -_- also leo's r not cocky, and if u find one that is..then they went through something difficult.

    • @CASJ25
      @CASJ25 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      IsabellaLionessN Check the compatibility! :)

  • @john15twelve
    @john15twelve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m a Pisces in Sun, Moon, Venus, & Mars. I am so sick of being a Pisces I can’t wait till my new life! Being a Pisces is so frustrating. Sometimes I wish I didn’t give a shit and other times I wish I’d stop being so self absorbed. I’m a constant contradiction it feels like. A catch 20/20 🙄

    • @john15twelve
      @john15twelve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @J Da KNG I believe we may possibly be given a choice to reincarnate to maybe grow in our spirit more. If given the choice though I’m opting out of another life.

  • @ismileasilosecontrol
    @ismileasilosecontrol 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    As a pisces, I can't believe how much I laughed at how true so much of this was! hahaha This is too great.

  • @Foetidus
    @Foetidus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm a fit pisces....actually I'm a skyrunner...I hate talking on the phone, I'm really organized, and the only time I use my "escapism" capability is when I'm really fucking bored with whatever or whoever I've got infront of me :)

  • @desireearrington2846
    @desireearrington2846 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a pisces.. laughing my ass off eating pringles at 2am🤣🤣🤣

  • @MnMEminem
    @MnMEminem 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Come on brothers and sisters pisces, let us gather up and be personaly offended cus we are like that !!!!

  • @abundantharmony
    @abundantharmony 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    First you say Pisces are very smart and then you say they're retarded. First you say they're beautiful and you've never seen an ugly one, and then you say they're all disgusting and ugly...Fuck is this shit. Stupid ass channel.

    • @neveaJ
      @neveaJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr this is very offensive to Pisces and then she has another video when she's complementing us that's freaking bipolar like wtf

    • @TheTiffiny777
      @TheTiffiny777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont forget shes a pisces rising, yeah so most of this is true except for the retarded thing but don't be so butthurt - love, a pisces with a leo rising

    • @neveaJ
      @neveaJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soledad Lalla i am a Pisces

    • @n.b.t.8109
      @n.b.t.8109 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      justclimb77 I mean she did say she was hungover, and I'm a Pisces/Leo rising

  • @lol-jd8fh
    @lol-jd8fh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually love showers and warm baths! And I’m actually very clean and I do have a very clean house/room and we help people even if they don’t need it because WE JUST WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO BE FUCKING HAPPY BECAUSE NO ONE’S GONNA HELP US! AND WHEN WE WANT HELP WE DON’T GET IT, SO IF WE HAVE A HAPPY WORLD, WE MIGHT JUST BE HAPPY! also I’m atheist!

  • @PirateKing1256
    @PirateKing1256 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let's be honest here. We as Pisces hate the fucking world secretly. We all have a secret desire to die.

  • @brookehenson1201
    @brookehenson1201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m a sun, moon, mercury and rising in Pisces and while I don’t partake in drugs or alcohol, that reenactment of a phone conversation was SPOT ON.

  • @Odderek
    @Odderek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Seems like a lot of people are taking this video seriously.

  • @ElvenWisdom
    @ElvenWisdom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pisces brings the world of inner spiritual and emotional dreams to manifestation and vision for all to see and experience.
    Some people will not understand that “dream world” stuff. It’s not their life time to do so. Pisces are all old souls as the last age cycle and feel liberated enough to dream big and feel deeply.

  • @nunrg187
    @nunrg187 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Just another college chick that gets drunk and does a video "hungover." WTF You're giving astrology a bad name. Learn Vedic astrology Alyssa. It takes many years. Astrology is not just based on the sun sign. You are wasting your time and posting garbage videos on TH-cam. Seriously look at how many thumbs down you got here. One last time in case you didn't understand the first time I said it, people are not just defined by just their sun sign! Astrology is so much more deep than you can possibly understand.

    • @DariusSings91
      @DariusSings91 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This video is sarcasm at its best. Don't take it to heart.

    • @DariusSings91
      @DariusSings91 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luke Baker For starters I wasn't even referring to your post but since you inquire allow me to really provide an opinion. Your grammar is despicable, your punctuation resonates with toddlers before nap time, and you're annoying. Good day

    • @AppleSlicesUnite
      @AppleSlicesUnite 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you can't be serious right? it's clear to me and clear too many. She is just having fun with Pisces not everything has to be so serious all the time 24 hours 7 days a week. I think she did really well with the Sun Sign. I don't know some people are too rigid to see when someone is just having a little fun with their craft/ there works

  • @HATER941
    @HATER941 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Us Pisces is not bad. We are the oracle. The spirit of water and we are wisdom. Pisces is sensitive. So we don't like hurting feelings. If we do, we still have a sad feeling in are hearts. And this is very stupid cuz why would u say we don't take showers if we love and are water. It is my great ambition to accuse you of heresy and jealousy to the Pisces

  • @Tangoury
    @Tangoury 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm Pisces. but I don't like drugs or drinks and I'm not fat but sure I'm lazy.well here what I hate about libra: Unfaithful, Prone to excess, a bit of a gossip, narcissism, Vanity, Burning Through Money, Incredibly Self Indulgent, Shopping Diva and Party Girl

    • @jerredgresin7959
      @jerredgresin7959 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      the unfaithfullness of libras, hits the nail on the head so hard the hammer broke

  • @noobnitefortnoob3093
    @noobnitefortnoob3093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Isn’t that a stereotypical term because not all Pisces are like that.

  • @luvrom
    @luvrom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You are such a bully. You come off as very shallow when you narrow Pisces down in these categories. I haven't seen something as hateful as your video...astrologers are supposed inspire people to find their inner calling and fulfill their soul's path. What you are doing is embarassing astrologers everywhere with your narrow-minded rant. Thanks for turning people away in disgust from what is a beautiful science.

    • @sunstream7134
      @sunstream7134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ligia S girl what r u talking about go watch Alyssas video “what i love about pisces” if u cant take a joke

  • @billyvlavelle170
    @billyvlavelle170 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If I wasn't a Pisces I'd probably be really butthurt but fuck it.

  • @mindlessYasMB
    @mindlessYasMB 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    im pisces and im gonna cry because im sensitive and shit

    • @elenagoodman1297
      @elenagoodman1297 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yasmin suleman carter literally 😂

    • @MusicalSiren
      @MusicalSiren 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true I’m a Pisces and I eat in the middle of the night😂

  • @EvilJirachi
    @EvilJirachi 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    not everyone is purely a pisces, your mars/venus/mercury/moon must be elsewhere in the zodiac

  • @valerie9381
    @valerie9381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    in her "what I love about pisces" video she talks about how pisces get their feelings hurt easily and take things to heart, then she makes this video..

    • @nehasinha3050
      @nehasinha3050 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true

    • @brucenatelee
      @brucenatelee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that video was in 2013, this one is 2012.

  • @fear4theflesh
    @fear4theflesh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    spot on, but you forgot their victim complex, i hate that about pisceans.

  • @seerene76
    @seerene76 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I thought this was hilarious and pretty accurate, except for the not showering part

  • @TheLocochico
    @TheLocochico 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The sloth part is 100% true

  • @christinarina1
    @christinarina1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    as a pisces i am afraid to watch this
    is this going to make me emotional
    i don't know
    i'm scared
    oh well

  • @CaliAmg
    @CaliAmg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every Pisces I have dated is either addicted to tattoos, piercings, alcohol, pills, depressed but comes across as nice in the beginning. They hide their problems and will pull dissapearing acts when plans are made. I've dated 14 Pisces and I am done. Waste of time backstabbing individuals.

  • @alyssaleanna4405
    @alyssaleanna4405 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So I am a Pisces, and this actually hurts my feelings sooo bad hahaha.... like DUDE it is all true.. I try SO hard not to be those things, but it's like IN MY FUCKING BLOOD. basically, my life is shit.

  • @laurencelebeustclair833
    @laurencelebeustclair833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    listen kid you have not lived enough lifetimes to judge any sign you are full of misunderstanding of every sign what you need to do is judge yourself and hope to learn for from that you are a sad person full of recycled bullshit you actually know nothing

  • @serena_observes84
    @serena_observes84 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    😂😂😂your funny!!! If they aren't addicted to weeds it's religion!! Yasssss😂😂

  • @Csapokaka
    @Csapokaka 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus was pisces too also Sasha Grey... and we still love them as they are right ?

  • @Dfly3st
    @Dfly3st 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmao @5:56 , I've dated one pisces. The love and connection was great. But every time something didn't go their way they would throw tantrums and they were very disrespectful, controlling and played mind games. So it didn't work out, I don't have time to change diapers. Not all pisces do that, obviously that's an immature undeveloped one. Plus me having a sag rising I'm all about being free and this person was too possessive for me. Show me you care and love me but have a balance. Plus they would say things and go back on it. Pisces, virgo or whatever when you are dealing with love you don't want someone unsure. Because you are opeing your heart to that person.

    • @tevinmoss12
      @tevinmoss12 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zakiya Dixon as a sagittarius I've dated an older Picses I can confirm this. I mean the sex was amazing, but damn the emotional rollercoasters was a huge turn off for me like yo wtf chill girl lol

  • @kingaolah
    @kingaolah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a pisces and my jaw was dropped the whole time by how ACCURATE and comedic this is.

  • @missovercomer2488
    @missovercomer2488 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So i decided before i started watching that you may have a few accurate points so i decided to watch the whole way through.
    The drugs thing is inaccurate. I hate smoking, hate drinking. I hate not being in control of myself. A few pisces ive met have felt the same. However I am addicted to food. The lazy thing you have a point, ive never stuck to a diet in my life and lost weight. Also the part where we pretend to listen but really our brains are elsewhere was pretty accurate. Overall it was an okay analysis.

  • @sarahz26
    @sarahz26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why are there dislikes on this? Are people offended? Im a pisces and this is honestly hilarious and pretty true

  • @user-nc3bj8rf9p
    @user-nc3bj8rf9p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The reason this video has so many dislikes is because us Pisces are so sensitive lol

  • @amandacarkeek4036
    @amandacarkeek4036 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Judging a person on the astrological alignment at the time of their birth is absurd. I am not a religious person nor am I a spiritual person. I was born early march which would categorize me as a pisces and I am the polar opposite of all of these traits. I am extremely clean, puntual, tedious and intelligent. People are who they want to be. I find astrology quite oppressive to be honest because it teaches us to be okay with not understanding ourselves. Look inside you own brain and come to your own conclusions about who you are. Do not allow a book or a person to dictate who you believe you can be.

  • @rakshasaalamvusha5094
    @rakshasaalamvusha5094 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Many of us are spiritual, many of us are visionaries, or day dreamers, yes. Many of us go on to be great spiritual healers and psychics. Which although a lot of people don't value, it's actually very important. We are natural empaths meaning that we pick up everyone else's negativity and we try to fix them. That is why we are messed up. You're probably just making fun, but all types have their strengths and weaknesses, when the World falls in to spiritual chaos, or perhaps when we all die, then you might find more value in them. Many of the types dominate in this dimension, we are sort of in between both. We are interesting creatures, we all are

    • @ACEnBEAKY
      @ACEnBEAKY 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pisces are the people go to when life sucks on an emotional level and everybody needs to get in touch with some creativity and their philosophical side. Pisces also help stop other people from hurting themselves-some working in prisons. A lot of priests are pisces. Why? Cuz people with problems wanna help out others with problems. Let Karma take care of it. Try to have good karma, but those things she listed are often our burden to carry, our weaknesses. No human is worthless, but none are perfect. It often gets overlooked, cuz it's abstract and not prime for survival...but after you have control over your life, and want it to mean MORE than just survival...

  • @algerianchaouki5705
    @algerianchaouki5705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the Devil who is addicted to Pisces......made Laugh so hard
    Im a Pisces and i never tasted Alcohol in my life....

  • @mayofofayo
    @mayofofayo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Actually, you look like you haven't showered lol why you gotta hate on people and assume all Pisces are the same hahha this was funny but you just sound so ignorant, I'm not addicted to anything I'm clean as a whistle and get along with everybody I come across.. You jealous

  • @porshad.4132
    @porshad.4132 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude, in defense of all Pisceans, we shave our armpits when we have a reason to like: Going out on a date with Brad Pitt, Going out on a date with Brad Pitt in Thailand, OR Going out on a Date with Brad Pitt and Ashton Kutcher in Thailand. If neither of the above is happening, then we will veg out on the couch feeding our cheesecake addiction. There's no other reason to live. SOOOOOO, if you want a Pisces to shave their Pits, set us up on a date with Brad Pitt.

  • @Fatedstars17
    @Fatedstars17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m a Pisces Sun AND Moon♓️♓️ and I just laughed my ass off, funniest video ever😂 Looking through the comments I can say Pisces have a great sense of humor. Anyone offended must be a Pisces rising

  • @williamromerogardens
    @williamromerogardens 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    she's good at not letting 50% dislike rating get to her

  • @allstarlilac9286
    @allstarlilac9286 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Our lord and savior is a Pisces are u sure about that?

  • @ThirdPlanetAstrology
    @ThirdPlanetAstrology 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is more true for Pisces in the 6th house. The not showering, no routine, etc .... not necessarily sun in Pisces I’ve learned.

  • @GTFORDMAN
    @GTFORDMAN 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    haha this is some funny shit, this is a very broad generalization (and not entirely accurate either) yes they are more likely to be using drugs or drink large amounts of booze & in some cases can be fairly unreliable, but a Pisces is a combo of all the other signs (a little bit of everything rolled into one) so they can be one of the most adaptable signs on the zodiac because of a caviler attitude & go with a flow mentality which is also a reason why they can be unreliable. they are capable of just about anything good & bad (a pisces dark side is scary!) anyone who underestimates one usually never does it again lol.

    • @tigerfur11
      @tigerfur11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agree 😘

    • @moonanite4760
      @moonanite4760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GTFORDMAN yeah never piss off a Pisces you are going to regret it, just a warning to anybody that decides to bother me
      Btw i'm a Pisces and i'm dam proud to be one

  • @mychannel594
    @mychannel594 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Are you being real or sarcastic? You don't actually believe in astrology, do you?
    A person's personality has almost nothing to do with the month of the year they were born. You're trying to categorize everyone's personality in twelve ridiculous buckets, but people are much more complicated than that.

  • @luceyfr3866
    @luceyfr3866 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Omg. I'm a Pisces heroin addict, 3 weeks clean and jumped hardcore on Jesus.

    • @luceyfr3866
      @luceyfr3866 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i'm a fit Pisces though, and i love Aries men and learned a lot from my Aries husband how to be in life

    • @Dogman1993
      @Dogman1993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      live your life the way you want

    • @luceyfr3866
      @luceyfr3866 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gab Fortin

    • @luceyfr3866
      @luceyfr3866 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      adrian kovalski Thank you for that..

    • @xxxyyy2445
      @xxxyyy2445 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey babe. Are you still clean?❤

  • @sandran.36
    @sandran.36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She is hilarious! We Pisces love you Woman!

  • @cegert6466
    @cegert6466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I gotta kill the pain with some marijuana”- I am Pisces rising. Hahaha

  • @brandonhoehn5628
    @brandonhoehn5628 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    we are not fat we are fluffy

  • @alexiscotti7462
    @alexiscotti7462 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Im a pisces and oml, this video had me dying. 😂😂😂 its so hilariously accurate.

    • @alexiscotti7462
      @alexiscotti7462 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, the lying part idk about but we are hella manipulative 😅

  • @Azrael3176
    @Azrael3176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know this video is old but I love it when people hate on my zodiac sign it makes me feel special

  • @BlubberyWalrus
    @BlubberyWalrus 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a pisces i don't talk much which makes me believe i have some virgo in me and ur not to being clean comments hurt a little cuz i am clean. But the lala land thing is on point!

  • @AP-fv2in
    @AP-fv2in 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I used to be fit as fuck! We are crazyy though!

  • @maurice2014
    @maurice2014 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm a Pisces, this was funny

  • @CraftyActressMama
    @CraftyActressMama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "They look like little fishes" LOL

  • @Beth-pf5lh
    @Beth-pf5lh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ok, so that was interesting...., And for the record, I shower everyday, sometimes twice, and my personal appearance is VERY important to me..., so Please.., in the future don't put us all in the same category with your personal experiences with my sign..., Also, I only get "crazy" when people piss on my shoes and tell me it's F******N raining!!! Yes, the inner PSYCHO has came out, but again, it is usually due to another persons stupidity, for instance, messing with somebody I LOVE!!! Then it's on!!! Thank You though, I enjoyed watching this and I will watch more in the future..... Keep Keeping it real girl!!!

  • @chibiichan7408
    @chibiichan7408 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:33 She Fukkin ate an entire box of ego waffles, what the fukk man LOLOLOLOL THAT ONE GOT ME GOOD HEHE

  • @muun5889
    @muun5889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    you know what's worse than addiction's haveing 6 inches of forehead 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @aredfoxsfadedglory8145
    @aredfoxsfadedglory8145 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    not all ♊ do drugs or are pitiful and stuipd I'll admit it I'm an ugly ass fat ass bitch that can't keep a friend for my life but not all of us are like that

    • @empressc.7200
      @empressc.7200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YASSS haha. I can't get close to people, I bounce quicker than our second convo starts haha.. super lazy but chill affff. Like life's good man (not really) but it was a funny video haha ;) I'm addicted to listening to music and being alone, super effing content... but I don't do drugs or drink but I've been having these thoughts. I wanna get high lmfao.. xD

  • @RukiMoogle
    @RukiMoogle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm a Pisces and I found most of the things she said quite funny and accurate. I'm pretty lazy, im an escapist, I like to be in dreamworld when nothing else is happening and I'm very sensitive and emotional. But, I don't take drugs, don't binge on alcohol or do anything that's really idiotic. If you're going to say all Pisces are the same you need to look at numerology. 😛

  • @Dfly3st
    @Dfly3st 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    What people don't seem the realize is they're several ways of being pyschic, It's not just pisces. Some people have the ability to see the future, read palms, know how others are feeling etc. See the unseen ( if you believe in that stuff) like ghost, demons, angels and so on. All humans have their own abilities. Me being a cancer, I used to have problems with my empathy because I can literally feel how others are feeling and then it would kind of put me in a bad mood. But I overcame that and a lot of the times I can basically tell what's on someone's mind by how they are acting or how they are texting me. And when I was a little kid I would see some weird things in my house.

  • @pombear127
    @pombear127 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If Pisces talk in circles, then Libra just oscillate back and forth along the same line. No sooner does Libra begin to form an opinion or make a decision, than they have to backtrack on it and go back in the opposite direction. At least Pisces can explore the range of ideas within the circle.
    The Sun is in detriment in Libra... so going by Sun signs alone, Libra out of all the 12 zodiac signs is the worst. Libras have no individuality, no personal identity, no resolve, no drive. The only hope for Libras in this world is if they attach themselves to someone else, who is stronger/cleverer/better than they are. This is why Libras are usually wing men/women, sidekicks to other people.
    Because they rely on others for their own success, Libras are expert manipulators of people. Many of the worst politicians politicians e.g. David Cameron and Tony Blair are Libras. Libras are good at passing the buck. The buck never stops at a Libra, as Libras refuse to take any responsibility/do any real work in this world. Because Libras lack an identity, they are good at adopting a different persona which is why they make good actors and skilled liars.
    Lol, hope I didn't bruise your already non-existent Libran ego too much. I'm a Pisces and the above is my honest opinion of Libras.

    • @rebeccakateh
      @rebeccakateh 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you have to be insulting towards Libras. I am not one but you obviously were offended by this video because you are a Pisces and you took it as a personal attack. Take this video with a grain of salt. She goes into every sign and says what she hates about them with humor. To say Libra is the worst sign of the Zodiac is immature and untrue. No sign is better than any other sign. They all have their wonderful positives and horrible negatives.

    • @pombear127
      @pombear127 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, I'm also saying what I hate about Libras with humour.If you would only step back and take it with a grain of salt, you'll see that none of what I said was meant as a personal attack.

    • @rebeccakateh
      @rebeccakateh 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right....saw no humor in it but ok.

    • @pombear127
      @pombear127 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      rebecca hagen Oh but you saw humour in Alyssa's videos.

    • @rebeccakateh
      @rebeccakateh 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I did

  • @sarahtara5546
    @sarahtara5546 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a pisces ascendant and can totally relate to a lot of this lmao. Luckily i have scorpio sun and libra moon to balance me out a bit. I love your vids! Humor is medicine... if one can handle it, that is.