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  • @EmmaBonn96
    @EmmaBonn96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    I like the stages of trickery
    Jack: double down, get more burgers
    Micheal: cut losses, try to escape with them believing what they want
    Geoff: come clean

    • @NotSoAwesme
      @NotSoAwesme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I kinda wanna see what the others would do in that situation. It'll probably never happen, but I can guess.
      Gavin: bolt out the front door after the misunderstanding is made clear.
      Burnie: Go with it
      Barbara: Puns
      Joel: Freak out internally and if the misunderstanding is discovered, freak out externally

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Did you mean Ryan? Jack's not even there lol.

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      barbaro267 And yet they immediately account for how he would have responded to the situation.
      “What Ryan just described was ‘The Jack.’”

    • @terraglade
      @terraglade 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are 3 types of people in the world...

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I definitely would've caught myself after the guy said "but you USED to work there". That's such a free out to just be like "well yeah but I don't anymore" and get off insanely easy.

  • @Milliardo__Peacecraft
    @Milliardo__Peacecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Geoff: "I'm not a piece of shit"
    Ryan: *Wish I could say that*

    • @derekmann8239
      @derekmann8239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HAHAHAHA OOF

    • @ianr7014
      @ianr7014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It’s really telling that Ryan’s reaction to this hypothetical situation-if he was the one caught and not Geoff-is to hide it so he can get away with it lmao rip

    • @nathancollier1496
      @nathancollier1496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well...

    • @bobdole1105
      @bobdole1105 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sure Ryan would says it. It wouldn't be true, but he'd say it.

    • @HopeyDiamond
      @HopeyDiamond ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I can hear him now:
      "I swear the burgers looked over 18!"

  • @iamtheknight9583
    @iamtheknight9583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Geoff: "I'm not a piece of shit." Coming from the same guy who would pee in an elevator at a hotel "just to be a piece of shit." LOL

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Iamtheknight 95 To be fair,we all was a piece of crap in the teenage hood

    • @zzskyninjazz1821
      @zzskyninjazz1821 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@phasedcloak2835he threw a burrito at a security guards face when he was 19

  • @Duskblade25
    @Duskblade25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1220

    This is why Geoff is a Hufflepuff, being too honest.

    • @thegeek4720
      @thegeek4720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Duskblade25 I feel like any normal person is a huffle puff

    • @ZukoHalliwell
      @ZukoHalliwell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Geek You think Newt Scamander is normal?

    • @thegeek4720
      @thegeek4720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ZukoHalliwell Well, i mean in real life, like every normal everyday person is a hufflepuff

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...as in... Harry Potter?

    • @Duskblade25
      @Duskblade25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      People would like to think themselves as a normal person but the reality is different. Some people wouldn't have questioned the discount, some people would have asked and then say nothing after the guy mentions Emo's. As much as people would like to think of others as good and honest, there are many people who are not.

  • @steveymcskibbins2569
    @steveymcskibbins2569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    he got 6 burgers that night, $60 is only enough for 5 burgers. even then he was getting a discount

    • @AidanROTF
      @AidanROTF 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      8-bit maniac I think it was $60 tip

    • @JoeDissolv0
      @JoeDissolv0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aidan ROTF is right.

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Chicken Everland This had nothing to do with the burgers. Given how the cashier was giving Geoff discounts, he probably was paying for whatever was taken out of the discounts. In other words, that guy had wasted a ton of cash over the course of those 3 months.

    • @duckdictator6531
      @duckdictator6531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just the tip

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We all know that dude didn't put the 60 in the register... it was his tip.

  • @captainbirch9835
    @captainbirch9835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    2:25 holy crap, that's the first time Geoff has ever looked legitimatly scary to me

  • @privatelast8724
    @privatelast8724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    Twice a week for three months is roughly 26 times to the bar. Four burgers each time. Twelve dollars per burger.
    That's 1248 dollars in food.
    And the guy was giving about a 70 to 80% discount...
    So that's between 900 and 1000 dollars in free food.
    wtf

    • @markmayonnaise1163
      @markmayonnaise1163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Salvador Vidal *you're

    • @GrazerMagic
      @GrazerMagic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      they did the math
      they did the monster math

    • @WymanandBrad
      @WymanandBrad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crêpe this has made my day

    • @virgilbarrios3174
      @virgilbarrios3174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GrazerMagic God damnit Barb

    • @MLGRDR
      @MLGRDR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GrazerMagic le reddit army ecks dee

  • @thicccheese4007
    @thicccheese4007 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I think what saved Geoff is the fact he never lied to the guy. I’m sure he was thinking about doing something because he’s embarrassed but he just assumed he knew who he was, he never asked who Geoff was and he never tried claiming to be someone else even when he was given plenty of opportunity to play along

  • @tylerkulchinsky2167
    @tylerkulchinsky2167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    When Geoff said he could outrun the guy I started to laugh, then I remembered he was in the army for 5 years

  • @waddupjd
    @waddupjd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE BIGGEST FUCKING TIP YOU'VE EVER GIVEN ANYONE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jay Play "Here's $60 bucks."

    • @waddupjd
      @waddupjd 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you said $60 twice

    • @GOLDELITE245
      @GOLDELITE245 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a glitch with TH-cam. Happens every comment with 2 or more replies.

    • @plcinto4042
      @plcinto4042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Geoff will regret the day he tipped that one guy $61.

  • @saladDressin
    @saladDressin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Send Ryan in

    • @ryzacobalion3622
      @ryzacobalion3622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ShaGoo Mad King Ryan or GTA V Ryan?

    • @ryzacobalion3622
      @ryzacobalion3622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      one ryan is destructive enough while 2 is pure uncontrollable chaos

    • @kiwijx377
      @kiwijx377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryzacobalion3622... B O T H

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But it would be even MORE expensive to pay for the entire bar once Ryan burns it to the ground.

    • @korpiklaaniband2277
      @korpiklaaniband2277 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well this hits pretty different

  • @aguy8210
    @aguy8210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Jesus, Geoff legit looked like he was ready to kill someone

  • @VampyreBassist
    @VampyreBassist ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I feel like a huge part of that anger, like half of it, was at himself knowing he fucked up and pretty badly.

  • @KingFishy4921
    @KingFishy4921 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man i miss these days

  • @__dane__
    @__dane__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It’s crazy how different Geoff looks now

  • @rogueleader302
    @rogueleader302 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    i want Geoff's shirt. like 7 of them.

  • @erickgarza3370
    @erickgarza3370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I went to that burger place after RTX. Best burgers I had in a long while.

  • @nonamesjustgames4147
    @nonamesjustgames4147 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how many times Michael leaves the table and stops listening to Geoff to refill his drink he’s trying to quench his whole alcoholism

  • @N7Beowulf
    @N7Beowulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:19
    Every single person that's been a fan of AH and RT for more then three years: *PRESS X TO DOUBT*

  • @chasingfoxes2551
    @chasingfoxes2551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    lol Geoff. I live in Waco, the shootout was at Twin Peaks, not Hooters. Close enough tho

    • @okami-rose803
      @okami-rose803 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ChasingFoxes
      Your name makes me smile

  • @yaboikeenai
    @yaboikeenai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As always, thanks Hembo 😋

  • @The_Texas_Welder
    @The_Texas_Welder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bar caught on fire today.

  • @ISAFMobius18
    @ISAFMobius18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    O wonder if this burger place will get a surge of customers now expecting discounts

    • @RandomAmerican3000
      @RandomAmerican3000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wouldn't go expecting a discount. I would go and say "Geoff said this was a good place to get f*cked up."

    • @BorksmithandTheBeef
      @BorksmithandTheBeef 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good advertising

  • @tenacityxl
    @tenacityxl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I have a question Hembo,DO YOU SLEEP?

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tavern Crawler On days that don't end in "Y"

    • @lastEvergreen
      @lastEvergreen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Tell me... Do you bleed?"
      *Hembo posts five videos*
      "You will."

  • @TimedRevolver
    @TimedRevolver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ...Is it my imagination, or does Geoff look like Jean Reno circa 'Leon: The Professional'?

  • @RudolphMorrow
    @RudolphMorrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this being recommended to me after he just told it again on ANMA

  • @lukemarchant4249
    @lukemarchant4249 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Something something this early, something something topical reference.

    • @RandomAmerican3000
      @RandomAmerican3000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      snarky reply

    • @lukemarchant4249
      @lukemarchant4249 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ridiculously over-the-top retaliation, with implications of infidelity on your mother's part.

    • @TheGamingTruckr
      @TheGamingTruckr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Luke Marchant Completely in related comment attempting to link the video to some political view I don't agree with.

    • @blahblah9036
      @blahblah9036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheGamingTruckr extremely, and unnecessarily, aggressive reply to your shoehorned political statement!

  • @_ZORRO__
    @_ZORRO__ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude Casino El Camino lasted longer than Rooster Teeth, that’s crazy

  • @brentgattis8328
    @brentgattis8328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Geoff it was twin peaks in Waco!

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the constant sunny references from michael

  • @001monkeylove
    @001monkeylove 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Why would he have to give that guy a big tip? It was his fault he confused Geoff for some dude who worked at Emo's.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      to avoid knife scars on the face. Im sure they covered that.

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If it was the cashier at Wendy's, I'm sure they wouldn't care. But since it's a local establishment with some scary looking fucking guys, you sometimes gotta play by their rules.

    • @thomasphil543
      @thomasphil543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      60 dollars doesn't even come close to the discount he got for 3 months

  • @dodson43
    @dodson43 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Should have kept the scam going

  • @lemonsqueezequeen6372
    @lemonsqueezequeen6372 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ok but the food is fucking amazing there.

  • @MegaDchamp
    @MegaDchamp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I mean it's on the burger guy himself. He just assumed you were someone he'd seen at Emo's, never once questioned it, never even told Geoff he was hooking him up, he just sold this dude cheap burgers as a nod to another venue.

  • @MrDJFlyHi
    @MrDJFlyHi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    geoff has been sad lately

    • @jbfarley
      @jbfarley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MrDJFlyHi this was fimed over a year ago

  • @Anonymous-bm4pz
    @Anonymous-bm4pz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    damn that was friggin fast

  • @dominickdibart12
    @dominickdibart12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly if you felt guilty about it... you shouldve just stopped going
    No confrontation
    No potential murder

  • @jipsydude1232
    @jipsydude1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Everytime I see him in a video it kinda makes me uncomfortable.

  • @bassfight2936
    @bassfight2936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12 bucks for a burger!?

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You heard Ryan right? They make meth too. Its mixed in with the burgers.

    • @bobtillich8306
      @bobtillich8306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You see, this isn’t macdonalds so the food actually costs a little bit more because it’s real meat

    • @soppo_404
      @soppo_404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you heard of the rule in selling shit. You sell for 3x how much it costed you to make it. So in reality its a 4$ burger

  • @RainbowFishcakes
    @RainbowFishcakes 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    god this story was very funny as hell

  • @TheAshleyYoyo
    @TheAshleyYoyo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was in Off Topic #2? I've seen them all and don't remember this story at all. Weird

  • @Victoria-ix9mf
    @Victoria-ix9mf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Geoff (is that his name ?) Remains me so much of my Father ...and I hate that this is a trigger for me now, because I really like these videos ...and I like him

  • @_Nick_Neatherverse_
    @_Nick_Neatherverse_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YOU FUCKING KNEW
    Michael Jones
    2017

  • @TheBedheadman
    @TheBedheadman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I swear he told this story a long time ago

    • @Nmille98
      @Nmille98 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bender Rodríguez This is Off Topic #2. I watched this one.

    • @brandoncantoran6190
      @brandoncantoran6190 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bender Rodríguez Me too!! I feel like he told this in a reeeeaaaally old RT or Drunk Tank podcast

    • @TheBedheadman
      @TheBedheadman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nealon Miller I mean even before that like way back when geoff was on the rt podcast

  • @brandoncantoran6190
    @brandoncantoran6190 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like I've heard this story in a really old RT podcast
    Am I crazy?

  • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
    @yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That guy was probably copping the cash in his pocket then voiding the ticket afterrrr it was sent to the kitchen. I’ve done this on a sales job before when the owners made me do it lol

  • @grimmc5706
    @grimmc5706 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:28

  • @nonamesjustgames4147
    @nonamesjustgames4147 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “ did I say 5 burger I meant ….. 30” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGGAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAH

  • @lesh9418
    @lesh9418 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear I've heard this story before

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:07 fake news

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHY DO I KEEP BUMPING INTO YOU!!!

  • @dillankennedy9607
    @dillankennedy9607 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would of just got a job there for a little bit and it would be all good

  • @DashOfInsanity
    @DashOfInsanity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:20
    Really Geoff...
    Really...

  • @Cory0798
    @Cory0798 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh wow, 14 seconds ago and 360p lol

  • @TheInquisitor127
    @TheInquisitor127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gavin didn't say a word.

  • @jameshpeacock
    @jameshpeacock 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the elevator he admits to being a piece of shit...
    Then here he says he isnt...
    MAKE UP YOUR MIND

  • @13wayz70
    @13wayz70 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao

  • @cmndrGIGGLES
    @cmndrGIGGLES ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I miss when they used to drink alcohol on this show

  • @Miss_Eldritch
    @Miss_Eldritch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The burgers there are like $8 not $12

  • @mr.awesome4922
    @mr.awesome4922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5th

  • @SinginShooter
    @SinginShooter 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "- and meth."

  • @Toad573
    @Toad573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    first?

  • @WetNoodles1367
    @WetNoodles1367 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I were Geoff I would've went back and apologized and explained that I thought he was a fan like Geoff said he originally thought

  • @lyokomajor
    @lyokomajor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wouldn't even have asked.