Yanqing: the punching bag【MMD Honkai: Star Rail】
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fact is he is stronger than 99% of the xianzhou, he just keeps facing that 1% 😂
Bro needs to start picking weaker enemies, he's making himself look bad 🤣
If someone ask is he with us we just gotta say nah you got the wrong people.
He thought he is a Chinese manhua protagonist who keep facing 1% and win LOL
tbh it’s his own fault he is looking for a challenge.
To be fair you don’t get stronger fighting the weak.
For anyone who hasn't played this game yet, this is a canon cutscene from the main storyline.
yeah, i couldn't stop laughing when i saw it LMFAOOO
Oh, thank you so much! I couldn't really understand because I've only just started the game.
I haven't just started the game, this is just the response I wanted to see. That would be hilarious💀
Yeah I don't think any other future cutscenes can top this one. Hoyo really knows what they're doing 😂
Gaslight
@@nohj690 wdym??? this is a cutecene from the main storyline, nobodys gaslighting anyone. 😐
I don’t blame Yanqing if he becomes the ultimate villain in the end at this rate.
That just mean that more beating will come to him lol
His future self was the villain.
Actually, he is (in a another game)
my... dont let your words become true
actually yeah he is but in another universe💀
@@DstRx99in hi3? if so then why was he?
blade will never not be funny for hitting pause on his century-long quest to kill dan heng to team up with him and beat the shit out of a minor instead
I mean, killing your old friend can occur many times through out your(immortal) life but beating the sh*t out of a child? Thats once in a life time thing
When you put it like that its way funnier
there is a companion quest you do where he explains that Dan Heng is still needed to be alive for Elio's script so he's putting his grudge on hold.
He's immortal though. Every who isn't one as well should be a child to him. @jadeyumol4811
@@pforgottonsoulStill doesnt explain him stopping and teaming up with Dan Heng to beat up a child 💀🙏
Yanqing gameplay: has lowest aggro value
Yanqing in lore:
2nd highest to Tingyun
also, I still feel bad not telling em that she died
@@britishneko3906 2nd highest?
@@Felix048 he got beaten up by too many characters that is way above his skill and power
@@britishneko3906 Oh, i see the joke now.
Somehow he still gets targeted by nearly every enemy i encounter...
I swear he'll even end up fighting Nanook himself
fr
Then get vaporized instantly
Sure man, i would love to watch that bullying
now you're giving hoyo ideas
lmao
he be picking a fight with everyone 😂 poor yanqing
He wanted the smoke, yet he was the one who got burnt
he's a gary sue that isnt the main character
he needs to learn skills OTHER than violence and to make better decisions
@@kyero8724 lmfao he's not a gary sue at all, you smoking crack or something?
Fr
For those who don't understand:
The boy in the centre is a gifted, but ultimately HUMAN swordfighter
He has tried to fight the following:
2 of the strongest swordmasters of his home ( who are immortal btw)
A woman who can literally brainwash you with single phrase
The leader of a race of immortal dragon people who can move literal oceans with ease
And the main protagonist of the story who has a solar bomb in their chest
And his anime protagonist ass has lost to them all... multiple times
Mom : See kids this is why I say don't get in adult fights
Wait is Jingliu inmortal? I thought only Blade was thanks to his "flesh" while Jinglu was just a long lived Species Member like Jin Yuan or everyone else just Mara stuck
@@sergiovergaramontemiranda2116look at her vs jing yuan. She got vaporised and now shes fine, since she is mara struck it wouldn’t be a surprise if she could regenerate or even revive
@@llthk138 i'm not sure how canon that short is because when you do her companion quest it's said it went down differently.
@@sergiovergaramontemiranda2116All of the Xianzhou natives that are in danger of becoming mara struck are immortal. Jing Liu is one of them but she somehow figured out a way to come back from the brink of being mara struck. Jing Yuan is also a native of the alliance so he's also immortal and will become mara struck at some point. Blade was born mortal but was made immortal by Inbibitor Lunae in the incident that made them both criminals and he is also close to becoming mara struck as shown in one of the side quests on the Luofu.
He may have lost all these fights, but to come out of all of them alive and keep getting up, as a kid, is still pretty admirable.
i don't think neither of them tried to kill him thought, but he did managed to stay still in the battles for some time
@@lokky9188 Yeah, I think all of them were aiming to knock him out or scare him away, not necessarily kill.
@@passingextraterrestrialJingliu?
@@Dorimefasolatedo I also doubt she was truly aiming to kill, she spent the whole time trying to discourage him from fighting Blade. I think if she was actually serious, she wouldn't have gone for him once and left because he would've been able to deflect.
they let him live out of pity, and don't wanna get their hands dirty by killing the "unfortunate kid". they each had reputations, they don't wanna ruin their name just by adding Yanqing to the list😂
In their defense, literally all of them told him to back the hell off 😂
Dan heng kinda just decided to beat his ass after transforming
@@JavierGarcia-yv4ie nah he heard Dan Heng was a criminal and went "then I'll take you in too"
@@serencefrostbite3362 yeah but he didnt give any warning,he just level 3 basic attacked him to oblivion while casually chatting with blade
@@JavierGarcia-yv4ie this is where gameplay and narrative kind of conflict a little bit, because we didn't get to use Dan Heng's skill during the first few turns, during which Blade's dialog states that Dan Heng was hesitating, and "afraid for the boy", which might means that narratively speaking, Dan Heng just refused to fight back at first, until Yanqing ult, which was a life-threatening scenario, forcing Dan Heng to retaliate.
But yeah I admit Dan Heng didn't warn Yanqing to back off, the only line he said after the transformation was "I'm sorry, I didn't want to do this" right before one hit the kid 😂
@@JavierGarcia-yv4ie Nah. Dan Heng says "i have no interest in stoking conflict"
*gets obliterated by Blade and IL in Dan Heng Story Arc
*gets beaten by Kafka and Stelle in Kafka's companion mission
*gets clapped by Jingliu in his own companion mission
Kafka doesn't fight in either occurrence. First time she only gives Blade the allowance to act and gives the order to stop when Jing Yuan is showing up. Second time she just lets the Trailblazer fight and uses her skill to tell him to leave.
And then gets beaten again in jingliu’s trailer
You forgot
> gets beaten every time MC does World 8 in the Simulated Universe
also the Foxian Tale of the Haunted event.
and then there is the achievement for beating him with himself
Kafka & Destruction team enjoy dancing to Poor Yanqing.
I would say MC is universal considering he/she follows every single path, unless Destruction is the very original path which i wont complain about
Yanqing gets beaten by someone with a baseball bat
@@unknowed5048HOME RUNNNNN
@@unknowed5048peak Trailblazer moment
beat your intergalactic enemy in the most humiliating way
@@britishneko3906peak Trailblazing experience: beat the shit out of the cringe sword prodigy kid because he's interrupting your date with your criminal mommy
Dude's the literal canon fodder😂
Honkai Star Rail's Yamcha
He’s Robin fr
Show how powerful ppl are by having them beat an op but not that op cocky kid
He isxnot tho. He strong, he just keep facing random legendary heros and villains 24/7.
Who would do well when Blade and Super Sayan Deniel are double teaming him?
@@D-Ender2Honkai Star Rail’s Jogo
@@GameToGameDenizrespect Jogoat
Even being a Yanqing main I still find this shit so funny
Right??
Same
IKR LOL
Same, Yanqing's been my carry since day 1 but if you ask me, this is always funny
it's always nice when people who main a character can agree that when their character gets shit on it's funny
Even Yanqing beats his illusion in the new update, he doesn't stop being a punching bag, even for himself xD
Atleast he didn't get beaten up this time around.
Literally “if I hit myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?” energy right there😂
fun fact , in the blade dan heng encounter it is highly likely jing yuan was watching yanqing get his ass handed to him
W Jingyuan
Jing Yuan thinking now this is entertainment possibly while having some food on the side
“bro, when i told you to choose your fights wisely, it didn’t include a guy with the flesh of an emanator of abundance and the high elder of the vidyahara.”
He let him cook
@@LeftyPencil he let him get cooked
Actual description of Yanqing from a loading screen in the game: "When he's holding a sword, no one can best him"
That be true for your average characters like sushang but he's facing the fcking legends of the xianzhou the mc and intergalactic wanted criminals
@@orein1880 Dude, chill out, it's an hironic comment under a meme video.
@@Crinjal_2611 doesnt rly matter if he is he still be getting destroyed by all the guys in the vid the general too lol
I'm pretty sure that's just talking about the Sword Competition, and not actual battle
@@orein1880hey don't diss on Sushang, she actually got a pretty good potential to become a really strong warrior if properly trained and grow up if her HI3rd counterpart is anything to go by.
Just like how Anemo vision holders have to have a dead friend in Genshin. It seems every destruction path follower has to in some capacity have beaten the crap out of Yanqing at some point.
Guy better hide from Nanook...
Bro better not go to Belobog he's gonna get bodied by a literal child😂
@@glam4663technically by a big robot and a kid with explosions
Arlan: what are you doing here, kid?
@@glam4663 Clara would wreck his s*** lol
Yanqing: I'm going to be the greatest swordsman and capture every criminal.
Jing Yuan: Yanqing, have you ever heard of the "Worf Effect?"
Perfect comment & accurate 😂
It's a real shame that hoyo overdid it (+ many fans aren't good with reading comprehension or skip dialogue) so like you said, now most people think Yanqing is weak & easy to defeat instead of the intended "wow, his opponents are so strong!"
@@MercyfallsIt's like laughing at top 1 basketball school kid for loosing to Michael Jordan.
I don't understand. Why are we talking about Renji?
@@warrenpeace5537 I was hoping someone would say that and you did not disappoint, well done
I can just imaging Yanqing going to Jing Yuan and asking:
"Why do I keep getting beaten up?" 😭
Jingyuan: cuz you basically asked for it
Dude only get the worst foes to battle like:
-Hot Eletro Mommy
-Walking Stellaron who loves trash
-Guy who just discovered his powers
-Hot psyco Cryo Mommy
-Depressed Dude who keeps hugging his blade
Imagine having to face a legendary swordsman and a Vidyadhara High Elder at the same time and getting bullied for getting stomped.
and then to be finished of by walking nuke that can follow every path and breaks the 4th wall everytime she/he does her/his idle animations and with the dialouges as well (the mc)
And finally getting ass whoop by your master's master .....
"Oh no! Yanqing been Yamcha'd"
Damn it i just said it!
'Clapped Yanqing club' is the coolest club in hsr
Also Blade and Daniel teaming up together just to clap Yanqing is like my favorite moment lmao
The word clap is... Not something you shld say in this context
Ah yes my favorite character Daniel
@@leaftoxic8528it's a weird ass way to call Imbibitor Lunae cause yes.
@@ruannariI call both Dan Heng and IL as Danny
I was actually like WAIT HOLUP ARENT YOU TWO THE WORST ENEMIES-
I love the naive little boy, but boy is it hilarious how much everyone embarrasses him
the fact that this guy is extremelly strong, and yet, he only chooses enemies that are stronger than him lol
lore accurate
I SHOULDNT HAVE LAUGHED THIS HARD OMG ITS SO TRUE 😭
Jing yuan: “show no mercy!”
everyone yanqing fights:
In yang Qing trailer he says, strong adversaries are made for big improvements. He learned that giant sword thing thanks to jingliu. He is arrogant yes, but in terms of learning he can adapt really well, he could be a warrior even better than all of them, who knows. But right now he is just a kid.
He's willing to learn from people stronger than him aside from Jing Yuan. He asks if the Trailblazer can teach/spar with him if they had the time, and also asked if Dan Heng can teach him too. He was also interested in going to Belobog to fight the strong people there, but said that he had to be strong within Luofu first before thinking about going to other planets.
@@pearlofivris funny how he could probably already beat everyone on belobog
Yang Qing is a certified badass in my book
Kid is the shounen protagonist who hasn’t got his arc yet
@@ToscaTee fr bruh let him cook 🗿
Call it Karma, mf be paying for what his counterpart did to the Empyrea
Multiverse karma lmao
Everyone dancing till his dad pulls up😂
He probably give YanQuing a dispointed dad look for going after Blade after he tell him not to or dance with the rest.
@@owo4288 No way, he'll definitely help him first, and then give him a lecture once they're home
@@andjelabozic2317 And by helping, it's actually him having a chat with his old friend while YanQuing laying down on floor.
JY would protect him, other comments just trolling. 😂 But he would be mad at him. He never would've given him permission to fight any of these people. He knows he's too young and inexperienced for that. He'd definitely go dad mode and protect him from any significant harm though.
When you finally kicked his ass in Kafka's story quest
he is a pretty annoying boss ngl
Not really if you have a good team
@@jaycehakizimana2977 My only mistake was not leveling up my relics
@@ccutter2 fr, if I kept my relics at level 6 that fight might have gone a lot differently for me
Bro. I swear. I couldn't beat him. It took multiple tries and drinks/consumables for me to finally take him down.
Yanqing is like stronger than 99% of the people on the xianzhou but the poor boy always somehow finds the other 1% that can kick his ass
stolen comment lmao
Me and the boys kicking a child's ass. Good times.
Now with World 8 being released in star rail, we can NOW bully Yanqing anytime we want.
The fact that blade actually stopped fighting with dan heng just to beat up yanqing together.
I mean his asking for it, im sure aha is laughing hard about it
Jing Yuan: filming in the backround
playing the story as yanqing was rlly nice tbh, star rail is so creative with their story telling fr
メインクエストでも負け、自身の同行クエでも負け、なぜかカフカの同行クエでも負けた彦卿…次はどうなってしまうのか
頑張れよ将軍の護衛！
護衛は突破される為にある！！
After losing my 50/50 to Yanqing, I enjoy watching this. (I already had Yanqing so I just got an Eidolon. Fuck you Yanqing. I just needed Clara.)
Edit: Funny how yall are getting mad over a damn joke 💀
I've given up on getting Clara so I'm just upgrading Yanqing. He's a good dps but most of the enemies I fight are ice so he's basically useless most of the time. Besides, I quit the game a week ago. Learn how to take a joke. 💀💀💀
me too😂
2 times baby!
Same here!
so im not the first one
i won yanqing from one star rail regular pass
You need to be respectful to elderly, Yangqing
Of five people, four have kicked yanqing’s ass
The Yamcha of Honkai Star Rail.
I mean think about it he tried to fight 2 current stellaron hunters, one of which was part of the quintet (Blade) along with Dan Heng IL and Jingliu, and a favored trailblazer who’s taken on two (technically three because of nameless) paths. Like the boy is meeting his match and getting a whoopin and Jing Yuan’s just like “Haaa~, he’s gotta learn somehow. I tried to tell him to calm down, but he won’t listen. Let’s see how this plays out.” 😂😂
He's lucky he hasn't gotten himself killed yet.
There's even achievements for beating him up in MoC. Like using Dan Heng or Luocha to finish him. Hoyo literally saying f this kid. 😂
Blade:Dan Heng,im gonna kill you
Dan Heng:Bring it
Yan qing:sup, y'all under aresst
Blade:...... temporarily truce?
Dan Heng:.... temporarily truce.
Yanqing is 100% going to fight Baiheng in the future. Bro is picking fights with everyone of Jing Yuan's friends
Welp, she's gone.
Spoilers, she's dead
I'm more worried that he will try to betray the Marshal of Cloud Knight Hua and attempt an assassination on her.
Bailu is the reincarnation of Baiheng. And I think she might already be kicking his ass.
Dudes stronger than 90% of the entirety of the Xianzhou. Only problem is he keeps going after the remaining 10%
I guess that's how one becomes stronger... as long as he doesn't get himself killed like with his encounter with Jingliu. 😬
@@Fxrrxt2xshe called him pathetic then took off while he has a confused Pikachu face lol
@@pyro5159 He definitely needed that ego check. Problem is, I think that encounter only fed it.
This is how I choose to appreciate the plotline of the game
the whole lore of this game is infused with peak western and eastern meme
cant blame him, he keeps ending up fighting legendary figures bruh
I think you mean he keep *PICKING* fights with powerful enemies.
He could have run like they told him to do, then he could report to his master and get some backup (since their was no civilian being held hostage etc.) But NOOOO lets fight someone that could give your master (that you couldn't beat) trouble to defeat.....
「人は5人、代価は3つ――」
Of 5 people, 3 will pay the price😂
Kafka’s jiggle physics are barely holding on with all the dancing she’s doing lmao
My boy didn't want to believe that he isn't the main character
Dehya : You are dead MEAT!
Yanqing : I am dead meat!
Fu Hua getting the justice she deserves indirectly in another game 😭
Okay look I love Fu Hua, favorite HI3 character and probably my favorite or second favorite HSR character when she gets an expy, but please don't compare my boy Yanqing to that THING. >:|
@@chickensky1121lol
@@chickensky1121 HI3 Players: I fear no man... but that thing! *Ma Yanqing*
... _it scares me._
@@chickensky1121fake, no way you call your favourite character a THING
@@esmondgoh3112I think they're talking about Yanqing from hi3
Yanqing is doing his best, leave him alone😭🖐️
Fatui has Fatui Clown, Luofu has Luofu Clown
人有五名，代價有三個，彥卿你一個都打不過
He would be the mc in a Shounen anime though he’s a child prodigy that’s gets chosen to be the general’s student but has people stronger than him beat his ass but not kill him allowing him to mature and learn some lessons and eventually takeover for his mentor 😂
And Jing Yuan's just there as the disappointed dad.
I mean they really had to make him get beaten up by trailblazer of all people before ending the xianzhou story.
Man... Yanqing to Hoyoverse is like Spider Man to the Marvel Editorial Team...
If as a kid he keeps trying to face grown ass adults stronger than him imagine who will this mf try to face when he grows up
Nanook probably 😭
the irony is he's stronger than most people, but he keeps getting paired against the 1%
yanqing constantly getting hit with that multiversal karma gives me life😂
Every Yanqing Havers that didnt want him but see him got beat up in a nutshell.
Yanqing is a walking Destruction Character magnet 😂
"Of five people, three must be The Destruction. You can't beat anyone of them, Yanqing." by HSR CN Fandom
I don't know what it is but Blade dancing California girls just kills me everytime
Little kid got bodied by every adult he met 😅
hahahaha i could watch this all day long 🤣
Holy shit Kafka physics go crazy
😂😂😂
Lancer: “First time?”
4/5 destruction characters i feel like he has something against nanook
Group of grown adults fight an 8 year old and won!
The level of disrespect that this guy got is💀
He's my first 5 star, I will cherish him no matter how much of a punching bag he is:D
진짜 썸네일부ㅌㄱ 개웃기네 3ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ガチャすり抜け煽りじゃなく
星ちゃんの煽りのせいで
彦きゅん敗北煽りなの草
相手がね…つくづく悪すぎるんよ😂
格上過ぎる笑
Yanqing is like, "Why would I do that?..."
lyrics: California girls
Blade and imbibitor lunae:
that jiggle physics on kafka though
So glad I wasn’t the only one that noticed that 🤣 and wasn’t even trying to
That’s what “no plot armor” does to a mf
I see Yanqing is getting the punishment his counterpart should have received.
Dude passed out on the floor worse than Bocchi passed out standing
This nine-year old just had the worst day of his life
this is the response to "he's such a good boss why does he only appear once"
Herta and jing liu the only one i know. This poor new guy, i wonder what he's done to deserve this XD
He kept picking fights with the wrong people
Yanqing being a young prodigy with the sword makes him believe he can take on anyone...
Including the most dangerous - and for most of them LITERALLY immortal - warriors of the universe.
Kid got a big ego and messed with the adults too much. 😂 Poor child. Hopefully he takes it as a lesson in humility.
Its not his time yet, he's 14!
Poor Yanqing, making him fight literal Xianzhou legends and a Stellaron Hunter is just hilarious 😂
And mc
相手が規格外すぎた笑
The boy simply can't get a break xD
His best feat is making it back alive
I like how this implies that Trailblazer and Dan Heng invited Jingliu, Blade and Kafka to drag Yanqing all the way back to the Express to dance over him and all three were like “Yeah, that actually sounds like fun”.
Technically he did get beaten up by the Trailblazer in their perspective if you dont count our 4-man team we used to beat him up
That's our perspective. Canonically TB beat him up single handedly.
This should be updated regularly
壊滅、壊滅、壊滅、壊滅、虚無、これにはナヌークもにっこり
That feeling when you able destroy entire military spaceship only using sword, but you still are punching bag.
turn this into a meme
They doing our boy Yanqing wrong out here.😂🤣