THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES

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  • Case ########-4 Statement of an outbreak. Audio recording by the Archivist, in situ.
    Content warnings: - Plague - Rot / Putrefaction - Pandemic - Quarantine - Xenophobia / Racism - Bigotry / Mob justics - Maggots & flying insects (inc SFX) - Self-harm - Human sacrifice - Immolation
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  • @birbelle
    @birbelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    Me 🤜🏻🤛🏻 Helen: thinking Jon and Martin are an adorable couple

  • @bridgetb.7965
    @bridgetb.7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    "i am not, nor have i ever been, 'adorable'," insists jon, adorably.

    • @germanerd6148
      @germanerd6148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Everyone who says that is automatically adorable

    • @miratarnish6316
      @miratarnish6316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      "Martin: not true!"
      This added a decade to my lifespan

    • @EVind-xz8km
      @EVind-xz8km 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Possibly the best quote of the series.

    • @yumiendercat3685
      @yumiendercat3685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@EVind-xz8km
      ‘Statement of Joe Spooky regarding Sinister happenings’

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yumiendercat3685 😂😂😂

  • @HeyItsNovalee
    @HeyItsNovalee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    The sound of heels clicking as Helen went back through her door implies she wears heels and I LOVE that for her

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Despite being the entity of confusion The Spiral keeps a clear dress code for its avatars.

    • @ferretfan5467
      @ferretfan5467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@fruitygarlic3601 implying that Michael wore heels, which I adore

    • @s1ren_exe
      @s1ren_exe ปีที่แล้ว +76

      hello i would just like to inform you that when i read this i pictured helen jumping and clicking her heels in the air instead of, you know, just heels on wood

    • @HeyItsNovalee
      @HeyItsNovalee ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@s1ren_exe that’s so fucking funny

    • @eater_of_grass_beater_of_ass
      @eater_of_grass_beater_of_ass ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@s1ren_exe I thought of that too 💀

  • @tristam_000
    @tristam_000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    "A post apocalyptic google"

    • @alphalilly8207
      @alphalilly8207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I lost my shit when I heard that. The funniest fucking thing I have ever heard XD

  • @jellyrolls2765
    @jellyrolls2765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    See, even terribly xenophobic fungal villagers wear masks!

  • @NotSceptile
    @NotSceptile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    I love the visual of Jon and Martin trudging along with Helen's door bouncing along behind them like a cartoon and they're completely oblivious to it

    • @deme6423
      @deme6423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Haha i just pictured that in my head😂😂

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      every time they stop it stops too, then they keep walking and _cartoon spring noises_

    • @germanerd6148
      @germanerd6148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@f_mva And every time they turn around it vanishes just to pop up again after they go back to walking

    • @semiengima
      @semiengima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Crap I can't unthink it!

    • @missep1830
      @missep1830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      like the scarecrow in Howl's moving castle lmao

  • @laylamulvey7492
    @laylamulvey7492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "Sorry to love you and leave you, but I must dash," Helen has my heart

    • @lel1160
      @lel1160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i really really hoped martin would kind of just be like "okay helen, byeee" like, i fully would do that if it were me

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lel1160 seems like the kinda thing he'd do

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have a quick question guys but just for clarification since this series is Really Fucking Long: was Helen the one introduced in one of Gertrude's tapes, where she was the little girl that got a new, strange neighbor and escaped her house to go investigate and was angry that the doctor was using their evil powers on patients to steal their money instead of going full psychopath on them?

    • @JustinLaieatsbacon
      @JustinLaieatsbacon ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Dani_1012 No, that would be Mary Keay, Gerard's mother. Helen is introduced in episode 47 where she attempts to sell a house but is tricked by Michael into entering his realm. In episode 101 she takes the place of Michael and becomes the Distortion, thus becoming who she is now

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JustinLaieatsbacon That makes sense, thank you

  • @randomdoodlesandye5922
    @randomdoodlesandye5922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Helen definitely ruffled Martins hair after saying "I always knew you crazy kids would made it work" like an overly fond mother/aunt figure

    • @Drak_buddy
      @Drak_buddy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      TRUE

    • @thedistinguished5255
      @thedistinguished5255 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      how old is she to be calling them kids? lmao. cause jon is 40. guess shes a grandma (or maybe thats a figure of speech)

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@thedistinguished5255the distortion is as old as time lmao

    • @thedistinguished5255
      @thedistinguished5255 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@table2.0 i was thinking helen but i guess she isnt helen huh

    • @randomdoodlesandye5922
      @randomdoodlesandye5922 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      agsjdg yea!! but i think its just a figure of speech lol, at least thats how I interpret it!!
      @@thedistinguished5255

  • @mistykat3137
    @mistykat3137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1134

    "i am not nor have i ever been adorable" "not true" they make my heart warm,,

    • @asiabryant207
      @asiabryant207 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ❤😍 I love imagining Martin thinking about how adorable Jon is

    • @Anon26535
      @Anon26535 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Statement of Jonathan Sims before the House Unamerican Activities Committee.

  • @bonsaigecko9153
    @bonsaigecko9153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    I know it’s spooky with the apocalypse and all but I do find Martin and Jon’s interactions adorable and it just kinda brightens it up a bit

    • @spiritussancto
      @spiritussancto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      the takeaway here is that we can still find love and joy

    • @flynland7366
      @flynland7366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Even if we all life in an apocalypse

    • @isamekailmahmud9302
      @isamekailmahmud9302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Heheh oh if it wasn't there would be nothing to be afraid nothing to lose a world like that would be hell but not a world of fear.

    • @thrawnnoconnection6931
      @thrawnnoconnection6931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      “Of course I’ll tell you if I see any interesting cows”

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thrawnnoconnection6931 the best interaction between them

  • @amywilson7105
    @amywilson7105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1351

    Okay, so Melanie's free from the Eye, and Georgie literally cannot feel fear, so it's reasonable to assume that the Eye has little to no power over them. Maybe that's why Jon can't see them?

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That was from the before times tho

    • @tanduay6938
      @tanduay6938 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Catglittercrafts but still applies to present tho

    • @calamity2383
      @calamity2383 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      How does it feel to be so completely correct

    • @greys.8576
      @greys.8576 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Ohh okay. I completely forgot about that and was like "Did Georgie blind herself too???"

    • @aneta3098
      @aneta3098 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      can't the eye see through anything that represents an eye? So theoretically it could look through some street camera or the neighbours neighbour or something? hmm

  • @hellomoron
    @hellomoron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    I love Martin's attitude. "My boyfriend is so powerful he would break an extra dimensional horror. Crap I guess I we gotta walk then. Hm. Maybe we can make friends?"

  • @f_mva
    @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    helen distortion said 👏 OTP 👏

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hellen embodies all of the JohnxMartin shippers listening 😅

    • @bladenot-runner1795
      @bladenot-runner1795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I laughed way too hard when that happened.

  • @missep1830
    @missep1830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Martin calling Jon's supernatural need to record the horrors of the apocalypse his "guidebook"

  • @Drak_buddy
    @Drak_buddy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Helen: “I always knew you crazy kids would make it work!”
    Martin: “Thanks 😊”
    Jon: “Martin😑”

  • @mimkyodar
    @mimkyodar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    This just nails everything I love about Corruption stories. Body horror, the toxicity of human relationships, Jon's amazing writing and performance. And then we get Helen at the end. Yay Helen.

    • @datfisheboi6519
      @datfisheboi6519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      "Toxicity of human relationships..." I love it! I always thought of this one as being about the xenophobic idea of having a "pure" society, but that's a really interesting interpretation that I haven't thought about before.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@datfisheboi6519 I mean, look at some of the Corruption stories we've had. Love Bombing, the story of the guy with his little beetle, the way the Flesh Hive preyed on Prentiss? Hell even Maggie's Dump. That level of decay and corruption isn't limited to the physical - it's one of the reasons I love Corruption stories.

    • @coraa232
      @coraa232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought Helen was the spiral. I’m confused

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@coraa232 she is.

    • @coraa232
      @coraa232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ky0dar is that the same as the desolation??

  • @pho_is_not_interesting
    @pho_is_not_interesting ปีที่แล้ว +135

    they're really rubbing it in our faces that jonmartin is canon and I LOVE it

  • @nazibutterfly
    @nazibutterfly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "WHO WAS PHONE"
    -Martin, the apocalpyse, 2020

    • @heresthadude1080
      @heresthadude1080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN

    • @icky46111
      @icky46111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Snuck a meme in, for those who are observant.

  • @ChrisBSX
    @ChrisBSX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    As a nonbrit, this story has got to be the most British horrorstories I have ever heard.

    • @ricejuice8982
      @ricejuice8982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Honestly that's the best compliment for the brits

    • @brendancarney1388
      @brendancarney1388 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Really? It rather struck me as quite Salem-esque!

  • @rosemarycat5
    @rosemarycat5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    I gotta say, the writing style is really great. There are so many beautiful descriptions of somewhat normal things. "sepia sunshine" and "the scorch arks at the base of the may pole get darker" stood out to me here.
    I cannot believe the K in Martin K Blackwood doesn't stand for anything. Amazing.

    • @frogman9753
      @frogman9753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      it stands for king and sometimes knife

    • @everythingcoffee8901
      @everythingcoffee8901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      martin kartin blackwood

    • @yumiendercat3685
      @yumiendercat3685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@everythingcoffee8901 Martin Kartin BartinWartin

    • @Catflers
      @Catflers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm really digging how they use second person perspective, it's not common, but RQ executed it really well!

    • @cupcaketv5673
      @cupcaketv5673 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Reminds me of Good Omens' Crowley when he named himself "Anthony J. Crowley" and the J also didn't stand for anything lmao

  • @gayslinky5236
    @gayslinky5236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Okay but if the gang did know Jon would be the cause of the apocalypse- I'm 100% sure they would have killed him (specifically Melanie and Basira).

    • @jm4cedo
      @jm4cedo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Daisy would have murder him so hard

    • @ToastyMcMarshmallow
      @ToastyMcMarshmallow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      He probably would have let them...

    • @gayslinky5236
      @gayslinky5236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@ToastyMcMarshmallow geez thanks for hurting me even more with that realization

    • @shanni0604
      @shanni0604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      the fact that Elias might just find someone else to take his place or do it himself though....

    • @MsWellsArt
      @MsWellsArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It would have delayed it though. Which was kinda what they were doing anyway with the other rituals.

  • @waffleartz8581
    @waffleartz8581 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "i always knew you crazy kids would make it work" "thanks" these are so great

  • @ErrorNotFound-nl1sh
    @ErrorNotFound-nl1sh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Okay so Helen phrased it well, John sees facts but doesn't always comprehend them, he doesn't always have perspective. He _does_ deserve Martin

  • @IsaGh0st
    @IsaGh0st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    OH MY GOD THE JONMARTIN CONTENT IN THIS ONE IS THE BEST

    • @cas-dx4en
      @cas-dx4en 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You're why I'm watching this it was You're tumblr that made me curious

    • @FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99
      @FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Other than distorted Helen's shipping, I rly like 18:29 for the really mild hurt/comfort thing they had going :)

  • @rita6355
    @rita6355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Ah yes the one that hit too close to home

    • @datfisheboi6519
      @datfisheboi6519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Tbh this entire season has been hitting pretty close to home

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@datfisheboi6519 It gets WOORSSSEEEE

    • @rita6355
      @rita6355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@datfisheboi6519 the Corona shit lmaoo

    • @WeAreAirborne
      @WeAreAirborne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      before the season aired i remember alex saying something like "so..... we might have.... accidentally hit on some uhh current topics in this season..... just a heads up... i swear we didn't do it on purpose"

    • @germanerd6148
      @germanerd6148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@WeAreAirborne Confirmed Rusty Quill can look into the future

  • @navarog378
    @navarog378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    It's corona time bois

  • @broblerone413
    @broblerone413 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    the way martin says "thanks" after helen says "i knew you crazy kids would make it work"
    martin's such a treasure

  • @haldan_or_glitch
    @haldan_or_glitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Distortion Helen is the original Jonmartin shipper

  • @beltaya276
    @beltaya276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    damn theworld may be in an apocalypse hellscape but martin and jon make an adorable couple.... helen had a point there

  • @akhematon
    @akhematon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    wow, corruption, huh? those crraaazy kids, haha..

    • @amphitritemists4595
      @amphitritemists4595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Definitely not my favorite children (with the exception of Jane)🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @foodforfaeries
    @foodforfaeries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I love how by at this point Jon has gone full circle and it's safe to say he's now going full theatre kid

  • @mimkyodar
    @mimkyodar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Oh, I get it now. The sickness in the village isn't the fungal disease.

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I have no idea why, but this comment gives off sober stoner vibes.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@biancamlf288 Whoa. like totally dude

    • @Mattriix
      @Mattriix ปีที่แล้ว

      @@biancamlf288 let's just say the seeds of doubt grow deeper then any fungal infectious roots

  • @toadstooldarling9937
    @toadstooldarling9937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I feel like this episodes "statement" is propably the most obvious as being symbolism for society and all that jazz. its quite interesting a clever. also I just realised that the name "the corruption" also has a double meaning, it can either mean physical corruption like all the filth, disease, bugs etc but it can also be seen as corruption of the mind, corruption of power. man this entire thing is so freakin well made!!!!

    • @cassou124
      @cassou124 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's also about toxic relationships (episode with Agape the dog), anything that's literally or metaphorically toxic, poisonous, sick/sickening applies

  • @missep1830
    @missep1830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The Jon and Martin content here is fulfilling the void left by the Lonely Martin from last season

  • @oftheangels777
    @oftheangels777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    life imitates art

    • @hermazingbartels2377
      @hermazingbartels2377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You DIDNT-

    • @alphalilly8207
      @alphalilly8207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait what?

    • @biancamlf288
      @biancamlf288 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alphalilly8207 S5 was conceptualized and written long before 2020. Pretty sure that's what they're refrencing.

  • @OnigiriKewn
    @OnigiriKewn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I feel that the council's masks being blue red and white is a reference to a certain place, and I'm in love with the parallel drawn.

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I thought of the UK flag but uh I'm not so sure. What parallel did you saw ?

    • @jormungandrworldserpent6437
      @jormungandrworldserpent6437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@macabrecitrus2127 it could literally be any red white and blue flag, but I first thought of The Netherlands

    • @OnigiriKewn
      @OnigiriKewn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@fruitygarlic3601 well, I was thinking about Britain's oil obsessed little brother, but tbf, both apply.

    • @thumbsup8985
      @thumbsup8985 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'll never not find it hilarious how the colors of red white and blue so often stand for freedom, until their flashing behind you 👍

    • @katg5746
      @katg5746 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm from the US, could be us, corruption sells :-/

  • @noamratner8058
    @noamratner8058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Helen and auntie energy can have my whole heart

  • @EVind-xz8km
    @EVind-xz8km 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Helen's shippy comments are the perfect counterweight to this season's darkness.

  • @Maskami
    @Maskami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    y'all talkin about the 'i have never been adorable' line but refusing to address the top comedy of martin's 'haha, ok jon 😉'

  • @nanahuatli2144
    @nanahuatli2144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    This makes me think that the people who have always been beaten down by sociaety are probably coping better than others in this world of terror, because what's different really? Physics? The poor, the bullied, the discriminated, the abused, they've always lived in fear and misery, not knowing if they'll live another day. But those who have always been privileged in society... oh, they must be feeding the entities such delicious fear.

    • @Zyrodil
      @Zyrodil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, I'm pretty sure everyone feels fear. Some just pretend better.

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They must still feel some fear but I do agree they must be coping much better than the ones who hadn't gone through any adversary

  • @fruitygarlic3601
    @fruitygarlic3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Mrs. Kim being targeted because her grandfather was the first of her family in the "village" hits differently now. Ouch.

  • @fruitygarlic3601
    @fruitygarlic3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Helen: *manifests* hey sisters ❤️✨

  • @lokimemes4694
    @lokimemes4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Here it is: my favorite episode

    • @grumpygato99
      @grumpygato99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Before listening im seeing this comment and im scared

    • @immapoisonyou5218
      @immapoisonyou5218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Before listening I was like Nope it's 111 with all the exposition! But now I can't agree more

    • @ProjectSebastiann
      @ProjectSebastiann ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god me too!

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Well... as an American, hearing that "they brought it from outside to get us" part of the monologue was a bit too real compared to what all the jack-wagons have been saying in the last year... o.O

  • @germanerd6148
    @germanerd6148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Just got advertisment about antibotics. Sorry youtube, I think it´s too late for this village

  • @LeoDBW
    @LeoDBW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    okay, two thing:
    -Martin think that Jon is ADORABLE. He sees this 5'4 twink full of scars, who look like he hasn't slept in 3 weeks, and think he's adorable ❤❤❤
    -DID HELEN JUST ADMITED SHE SHIPPED THEM ???

  • @bulgna
    @bulgna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    It's scary that this was probably written well before the pandemic and it was so relatable with the whole situation. Also, Helen became my favorite character now, thats nonnegotiable

  • @emppu1012
    @emppu1012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Somehow I thought witnessing something even close to cute flirting in a weirdmageddon would be jarring but these two continue to surprise me

  • @caseyheartly6004
    @caseyheartly6004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    not Helen being the voice of the entire fandom

  • @macabrecitrus2127
    @macabrecitrus2127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    OK BUT DID THE DUCKS GOT MOLDY TOO ?!
    That's crucial information

  • @thrawnnoconnection6931
    @thrawnnoconnection6931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Man he’s really speedrunning the Magnus Archives Copyright these days

  • @skittypink5921
    @skittypink5921 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Today on the magnus archives; Jon and Martin play pathologic

  • @zlatkotasevski9609
    @zlatkotasevski9609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    How doesn't this series have millions more views baffles me.

    • @datfisheboi6519
      @datfisheboi6519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      in fairness, TH-cam isn't the primary platform these are meant to be released on

    • @himeow7454
      @himeow7454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think most people just moved to other platforms to catch up on tma.

    • @insertcleverusename8965
      @insertcleverusename8965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I thought so too-- turns out youtube isn't its main platform; it IS getting millions of views

    • @faxonii
      @faxonii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      im p sure it gets like 4 mil downloads a month across other platforms, their yt is not the primary platform used for their podcasts!

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@insertcleverusename8965 what's the main platform then?

  • @ellac613
    @ellac613 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Helen really just popped by to say gay rights, huh?

  • @alphalilly8207
    @alphalilly8207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I really like how the "statments" now are not just about someone's experience or encounter with a fear, but a collective representation of that fear through the eyes of many. It's not just about one person. It's from the 3rd person and about many differnt people.
    Has a sense of finality to it honestly.
    And these statements have been my favorite so far. Showing the true form of the fears. Discribed in agonizing detail. I love it!

    • @alphalilly8207
      @alphalilly8207 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every one of these that i listen to I draw it in my sketchbook. It's pretty fun XD

  • @deadorionn
    @deadorionn ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i imagine one day jon starting his vent with "dear diary...."

  • @EloriaNekoi
    @EloriaNekoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The way this touches on the core of societal corruption is pure genius. Combined with the presennt situation it becomes even more powerful...!

    • @dandeliondaffodyls1426
      @dandeliondaffodyls1426 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally! Like the Corruption easily has to be one of my favourite fears for its symbolism (and the way it fittingly makes my skin crawl).

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Sorry to love you and leave you, but I must dash.” Helen, I love you.

  • @loading7496
    @loading7496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Johnny's really serving us piping hot tea huh? Also, what did Martin say his middle name was?

    • @amniamin22
      @amniamin22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He doesn't have one LOL

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It’s just K. Lol no name, just an initial.

    • @mr.kittybear9114
      @mr.kittybear9114 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      as in what was the fake name he gave jon?

    • @reinevandermeer4802
      @reinevandermeer4802 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.kittybear9114 i think you're a bit late asking for details...

    • @odditycat2716
      @odditycat2716 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      martin kartin blackwood

  • @grimmy24
    @grimmy24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Who was phone?"
    You cheeky bastards...

  • @shyannevasquez5257
    @shyannevasquez5257 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    John and Martin‘s tour guide to the apocalypse, taking real statements from viewers like you

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I love how much more direct the new season is

  • @notlurking2128
    @notlurking2128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Well then, this one was.... Very *real*. Of course the fear of the other is ever present in human history, but that combined with the body horror was truly terrifying. Especially where I live, the consensus of idiots is that it's all "the chinese's fault", and I have seen alot of abuse hurled at people at absolutely do not deserve it. It's not fair. It's not right. It's never right. I hope that one day those who are misinformed by decades of tradition and bias and hatred of that ever present "other" see the error of their ways. I hope they feel guilty. I don't think they will though.

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I love the deep denial, because *everyone* is infected, but they're all happy to punish the others for it while hiding their own shame.

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s spooky how this parallels what’s going on irl

  • @bugy_sponge
    @bugy_sponge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Hellen is just us here, all being like awwe such an adorable couple, because they are!!!! I am on cloud nine

  • @teddyincorporated
    @teddyincorporated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    There was too much fluff in this episode- something bad is gonna happen next and im afraid

  • @isitspikey
    @isitspikey ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me: Omg helen and jon and martin I love them all, amazing episode!
    Also me: *Cries in health anxiety*

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love that Helen's best way of getting under Jon's skin is just by saying she's happy he got together with Martin. Jon is totally the kind of boyfriend who blushes and gets embarrassed any time you comment positively on their relationship.
    Also, Melanie and Georgie are almost certainly with The Dark if they can't be seen. That's definitely the power I'm most afraid of so I'm not looking forward to those episodes.

  • @daishoryujin95
    @daishoryujin95 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I thought Elias being Jonah was a big twist, but now you’re telling me that the K in Martin K Blackwood doesn’t stand for anything?!?!

  • @frogwithknives3749
    @frogwithknives3749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I was having my breakfast while listening to this. Loved the episode but i always manage to be eating during the really gross ones

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "How much further is it?"
    "36 more episodes, Martin"

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Honestly, hearing Helen call Jon and Martin an adorable couple and just generally shipping them… knowing that they’re together now makes me so happy it almost entirely makes up for the world having gone to shit… almost.

  • @iiii5806
    @iiii5806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Luckily, the tape cut out just before Jon could list every other person still currently alive

  • @deme6423
    @deme6423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Martin and Jon i love it!!! We need to have this as a tv show! With the same voice actors!!! Amd Helen is soo me! The sarcasm!!

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s really hard to do a existential surrealism horror type thing visually though.

  • @melshinta2966
    @melshinta2966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    OH NO THE STORYS TIMING. Tho with the perspective given THIS IS HORRIFYINGLY WELL WRITTEN DAMN.

  • @King-Bubel
    @King-Bubel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Cool to see a new side of the corruption: the fear of outsiders “corrupting” your community. Intriguing!

  • @gamebearart7675
    @gamebearart7675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I absolutely love these latest episodes, they’re so direct with it all and these metaphors and short but general stories are so good.

  • @anushka-wb6zw
    @anushka-wb6zw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The production in this one is amazing. The sound of flies in the background is a great touch!!

  • @marithecookie6791
    @marithecookie6791 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yes Helen may be a "cruel vicious monster" but she's part of the jonmartin fanclub so she's cool now

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter หลายเดือนก่อน

      This Fandom is pretty gullible.

    • @marithecookie6791
      @marithecookie6791 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Badficwriter I wasn't aware of it ! Thank you for sharing your opinion ❤

  • @coraa232
    @coraa232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    this makes me sad about the immigration policies

    • @Zyrodil
      @Zyrodil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah that's fine, it doesn't translate 1:1.
      To compare immigrants to sick people would be pretty fucked up, the thing about racism is that it is unbased on actual facts - racism is about un-fairness, but if people were actually sick and spread a dangerous corruption disease - then it's really a good idea to not let them in.

  • @_kai2702
    @_kai2702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    wowie "statement of an outbreak" just hits a bit different huh?
    and helen voicing like half of the community's feelings about martin and jon. nice.

  • @minuspi8372
    @minuspi8372 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love the idea of an apocalypse guidebook

  • @screaminggecko7660
    @screaminggecko7660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Helen is great, gad to see she's thriving and ships them

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the atrocious bad luck of jonny writing this episode then the pandemic starting right as it was due to be released...

  • @jaderush4141
    @jaderush4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    All through the statement I had the image of Chapter 2 of Over the Garden Wall in my head. The masks. The may pole. Something fishy going on. Very good.

  • @Cthulhuer
    @Cthulhuer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is genuinely my favorite episode

  • @erinbathie-moore8478
    @erinbathie-moore8478 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Martin, Jon and Helen's dynamic is really fun. And of course Jon can't go through the Corridors, him and all his Knowing you be an awful headache and give Helen indigestion!

  • @dandeliondaffodyls1426
    @dandeliondaffodyls1426 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    PLEASE i love Martin & Helen's banter 😭

  • @nrpbrown
    @nrpbrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ah what a pleasent break from reality

  • @bogdanmazur6312
    @bogdanmazur6312 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can't believe that Martin quoted the famous piece of fiction "Who was phone?"

  • @midnights2631
    @midnights2631 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Post-apocalyptic google" made me laugh.

  • @polkadotjohnson
    @polkadotjohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Martin literally said "Who was phone"

  • @Ares_Complex
    @Ares_Complex ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the idea that Jon is the post-apocaliptic google :D

  • @notgandelf4595
    @notgandelf4595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I so feel Martin, even in the apocalypse still trying to make friends

  • @elijahmoths
    @elijahmoths 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    me, living in a british village during the pandemic: 😐

  • @rainbowdiamond6039
    @rainbowdiamond6039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Helen says gay rights

  • @yellowliev
    @yellowliev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i’m relistening and i still can’t believe how underrated this podcast is

  • @Child_of_Fae
    @Child_of_Fae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I just love her

  • @powertrio123
    @powertrio123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Don’t mind me coming to read the comments as I’m listening to ep 164 on the podcast app

  • @mxxnlight111
    @mxxnlight111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    why is no one talking about the change in the description?
    Case ########-4 Statement of an outbreak. Audio recording by the Archivist, in situ.
    like that shit makes me scared.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How can you categorise it by date and time when there is no time and dates have no meaning.

    • @twindrill2852
      @twindrill2852 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mimkyodar That and they’re technically doing these in real time, so they don’t have time to waste writing dates.

  • @nanometers5859
    @nanometers5859 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Postapocaliptic google has me dying😂