Natalie Raps - SNL Digital Short
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- Natalie Portman sheds her "good girl" image as she raps about doing drugs and cheating on tests at Harvard, among all the other scandalous activities in her life. [Season 31, 2006]
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I love how seriously she does it. So committed.
I mean she's an actor.
That's why the lady's a pro.
That’s her job. She wouldn’t get paid if she did a bad job
@@Jonathonson I mean yeah, but you also see good actors who treat SNL like a lark. People like Portman and Adam Driver go hard every time
Robert .Breedlove Don’t forget Ryan Gosling. Papyrus is probably my favorite video.
the rage in her voice is so satisfying
I feel like the new version lacks the feeling of hyper-agressive rage and it just doesn't feel the same
@@chrispyfriedchicken9648 because it's a parody of current rap, I guess
@@halfcentaur9836 Yeah, the newer one is supposed to have that lowkey, mellow dark Migos/Cardi B vibe. 2006 was a different hip hop era.
1,000th like was all me, my life is complete
@@chrispyfriedchicken9648
Also, this haircut here helped with the badass scrappy fighter image. Her hair being long in the second one really took a lot of the edge away from her.
I love that we never got an explanation as to why Andy was a Viking.
Flava flav reference look it up
Omg so true XD
JS ok, but where's the big ass clock then?
He was getting ready to raid the capitol
well now Natalie plays Thor so it all comes together
Natalie raps is literally one of the best things SNL has ever done!!
She slapped Seth Meyers's beautiful face! 😂
100%
E
Lazy Sunday is typing.....
Guaranteed Lonely Island wrote the whole thing. But her commitment makes it great.
The fact that Natalie was willing to do all of this within the first season of Digital Shorts, before the fame of Lazy Sunday and all of that really set in, is so epic imo
Oh yes! Before the famed D- In The Box 😂
This was three months after Lazy Sunday.
@David THOUVENIN it says in the description 2006
lazy sunday came out in 05, this came out a whole year later
@Jonbutter This was after Lazy Sunday.
ah, so kylo really got his unyielding rage from granny amidala
This took me way longer to put together than I'd care to admit lol
The prequel we need to see.
please do not speak of the Jar Jar Abrams sequels
also his fashion sense.
Mystery Cass you should be locked in a goddamn prison cell for calling her granny
Damn that Pixie cut really worked for her.
No fuckin kidding sheesh
She was just growing out her hair after it was shaved for V for Vendetta, but it worked.
Bleek Chain “prime Portman” 😂
Everything works for her
It's like none of you watched V for Vendetta
The “when I was at Harvard I smoked weed every day…” actually slaps so hard, even still to this day.
Checking in +2 years later. It slaps even harder now, somehow...
@@cammcgra Almost 6 months later, the slappage continues.
I have such a crush on this version of Natalie Portman.
Yeah,Me tooooooooooooo
Micheal what about holly? 😠
The fact that it's Michael Scott saying this. LOL!
Time to unleash date mike
Don't make me call Prison Mike
Now I see why Anakin turned to the darkside for her...
More like he turned to the dark side BECAUSE of her.
Morg Hyurex what did he do to her?
@Morg Ausome she was down for the choking to. Anakin would use that move in bed everynight but they shit got real
The fact that Carrie Fisher, Natalie Portman and Adam Driver killing in SNL just feel right!
You underestimate her power.
This is why Odin didn't want Thor seeing her
Lmfao
Lol
Captain America meets Thor ex: LANGUAGE!!!
She did just disappear from the MCU, didn’t she?
th-cam.com/video/PoeKmIKKE0k/w-d-xo.html I hope you will enjoy it
Natalie Raps is one of the best skits on SNL, so underrated
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@@EEEEEEEEthis 100% made me chuckle
Hilarious observation
She goes harder than most rappers today; very explicit, aggressive, and raw.
Because it's from 2006
Ha!
Especially when you consider all of the mumble rap nowadays.
She’s a mix between Eminem and Eazy-E. The interview is a bit influenced by Eazy’s No More Questions jam.
Stop it with that shit. No she doesn't. Maybe stop listeting to the radio and thinking you know music
The fact that she is so tiny in this skit, makes this even more funny 😂
1:47 she pushes Andy "the Viking" all tough but she's so petit that she ends losing her balance and moves back.. 😂
Shell kill your dog for fun so don't push her
She looks tiny princess from star wars.
@@MrNimbus420 she is the princess from star wars
Are you saying that cause she a girl
Natalie Portman was a huge inspiration to me growing up.
"I never said I was a role model" and yet, you still were for this guy. Cheers.
One Topic! hi! I think it's funny that we have both watched this recently, and I just wanted to say that I really enjoy your content. you were one of the first people I've seen having positive videos about lgbtq+ people, and it really makes me happy.
shut up simp
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@@n.s.m.5847 wow you copy pasted something, must feel cool being 14
I've always liked Natalie Portman. In some movies she looks great. I had a friend who said she can't look good because she's a Jew and speaks Hebrew. I say f that.
Saw this live when I was 13 and it changed the entire course of my womanhood
So I guess she is a role model
Can't blame you this hard asf
Fuck yeah!
But... Natalie Portman did it for fun, tongue in cheek... And you took it seriously and became a strong, tough rapping woman with a sewer mouth because that's the message you thought Natalie Portman wanted you and other viewers to get from her joking around?
@@paul5015Click the 3 dots to the right and click report. Sven sucks!
I'm terrified to imagine how Thor and Jane's break up went down.
;-;
Well we're going to find out next year
@Jeff Brehove 😂
😂😂
Now we know
The perfect woman doesn't exi....
MiguellaGorilla
The Perfect Woman Does Not Exist.
Nope... doesn't exi-t without throwing a chair badass style in her interviewers face.
Correct answer
Beverly Mendonca
Cringe.
@@playstation2038 lol.. that's what I'm good at...Full marks!!
Wow sorry your channel name got messed up.. really sorry didn't mean it
Andy looks like he's ready to storm the capitol
And there it is...lol
You outta pocket lmao keep goin
Who knew the top comment would come 8 years later
@@chalngersmurf1828 you seem like a pretty well-adjusted dude. Ever thought of sex as a healthy way of getting rid of whatever the fuck is wrong with you?
You win.
How TF is this even real?
It’s been years and I still come back to this. Timeless ❤
Timeless indeed
Same here ❤
Natalie Portman was my favourite actress, and now she's also my favourite rapper
Easy...
I really enjoyed doing the rap. It was a way to kind of show a different side of me than people have thought, and poke fun at myself a little bit. They just kept being like, "Be angrier, just angrier. Keep screaming. More anger." And, um, the direction was very surprising. I didn't know to expect that.
Your performance is a great reflection of how much you enjoyed it, too. It's so excellent.
@@ActuallyNataliePortman Came here RIGHT after watching the GQ video to see this! I unironically listen to this song (and the sequel) all the time
But so much bleeping... What the fuck is that about America!?! (loved you in Garden State, Natalie!)
This skit actually gets better with time
Like a fine wine. Seriously, you used to be able to find the unedited version online.
I saw 999 likes so I had to make it 1K
@@TacoMonster4eva yo I'm talkin to you from 3 weeks in the FUTURE. It's still getting better. WHAAAAAT
@@gsofficial we will see who else comments from the future.
@@TacoMonster4eva whaaaat.
I love how when she shoves Andy she goes farther than he does.
Lmao
I've always loved that
Newton's 3rd Law, bitches! They teach it at Harvard (if you don't cheat on every test).
She is fairly small, and he is a relatively well-built guy - for a comedic actor. Physics and all that.
1:48
Who came back to this in 2024?
And it is still crazy funny. 😂
Me hahaha. I Just listened to Part 2 today.
I only just discovered this. And I'm older than she is! 😆
most underrated video on the internet
Is really old
right
+Désirée, the pyramids are old.
alfred delatourquipenche ....
smyybtl the uncensored one is better.
I love how she still looks adorable while being so angry
That's what makes her so adorable
So this is what Anakin saw in his nightmares......
No wonder he went dark. Damn
Fuck, it's not weird that he got mental problems. I kinda feel for him now
Same did Hulk in Age of Ultron
It's all clear now!
Or wer dreams...
That's one committed actress to play the opposite of her image. Well thought out, and very well acted. Also, Andy is always incredibly good at singing melodies on rap songs. Like legit I-would-listen-to-that good.
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She's never been more attractive than she is in this video.
right, she's so pretty!
When she said "I never said I was role model" my testicles skipped a beat.
Bleargh Bleorgh She has never been more unattractive than in this video.
Bleargh you couldn't be more right...
BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Natalie:*swearing and destroying stuff*
Me: Ohmygawd she's so cute
yes exjactly she is
So true
This is not the first time you're here.
Well actually it is😂
Nope.
Actually it is, but it won't be the last I admit
2nd time. just watched the cringy 2nd rap and came back. so, u are correct sir.
Truee😂
17 years later and I still love this!
most adorable rap ever
The only reason I would want to become famous: to get to do these things
LOLL
try from another end))) get to do those things and become famous)))
@Gibbon Gorillovich *mind blown*
Just become a youtuber ;)
sniffthecactus duh what things? Like making stupid rapping, get millions of views out of nothing and that sort of bullshit? Nah, I guess ain’t something for me to understand...
"I never said I was a role model", lol, I was soo dying!!
Same line as Jaden Yuki from Jaden's Rap
Barkley status.
@champthephantomthief793 its because these are a redux of Eazy E's "No More ?s" and the interview dialogue is the one part thats fairly close to the source material.
1:40 is perfection. When she shoves Andy "Hell yeah!" 😄😄😄
Anakin was a bad influence
Mathilda has always been a potty mouth.
@@fiza5275
At least, "V" was a legit good guy.
Natalie Portman can rap for fun better than Iggy Azalea can rap for a living. That's kinda sad.
♞ Go Fuck Yourself ♞ thought the same
♞ Go Fuck Yourself ♞ that's just not true at all.
The most accurate comment ever.
She is pretty good actually, like seriously, with better lyrics and some polish, there is market for her.
@@smokejc You've seen that bitch's freestyle?
She’s so angry but she’s so goddamn cute!!
Cute...AND gorgeous.
It's like seeing Tinker Bell going postal
Anger + Fine = Freak
literally mighty thor energy
Unironcally this song goes so hard. Loved how Natalie really gave it her all spitting those bars
She is also fluent in Hebrew, knows five other languages, has produced two movies, has a helluva sense of humor and a degree from Harvard University. Guys? Step up your game.
Won an oscar and won the hearth of the chosen one.. 🤭
Or settle for less.
nah im good, gonna step off a roof
If you don't live in Israel, Morse Code is probably more useful than Hebrew.
jmaxg what was her last good movie
IT'S BEEN TWELVE LONG YEARS
IN AZKABAN
PolarPhantom IN AZKABAN
PolarPhantom and she is still sexy as hell
It's from her second rap.. Andy sings it about her 'not seeing her kid.' I like the second better.
From this video to the newest though, 5 years 😂
This is why Natalie Portman is my idol
Kylo Slays oh yeah.
That evil laugh at 1:21 was probably the best part.
This is why she was the right actress to play as Black Swan
Is this what Padme would be like if she turned to the Dark Side?
Can people who aren't Force sensitive even really pick a side of the Force though?
Yes. Hahahaha!
Everyone has some force in them. Just like everyone has brain cells; doesn't mean everyone can use them though. :P
Nadica Nikolova Yep.
Yes. "Bad Bitch Padme: A Star Wars Story" comes out in 2019.
“I’m sorry Natalie, are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?” Dude, that’s what you got out of the first verse?
Humour what is it
To be fair, driving while intoxicated is far more dangerous than getting a blowjob while driving.
@@morbidsearch not when you hit a hole. Teeth. That's all i'm gonna say.
Yeah that's the really frustrating part abt the sketch, and the point she was trying to make, how ppl just keep focusing on these little things or used to rather to make her look like a moral failure
i'm here after seth's interview. I had no idea this existing lol it's actually pretty cool
Padme and Jake peralta rapping together, Dreams are complete
66 likes nice
That’s some random dream dude
Me too...
When an edgy 12 year old boy gets mad at his mom.
666 likes noice-
😂😂😂😂
Finally someone left the most relevant comment in comment section and not simping.
@@yourrealfather4205 Dude, if someone's in a video, guy or girl, and people like them, they're gonna simp. That's how it is.
I just realized the interviewer is Jerry from _Rick and Morty._
And Cyril from Archer.
And the Progressive box
Cyril figgis
No Dr Spaceman lol
And Jeffery hoytsmen from Brooklyn 99
I miss the uncensored version of this.
@Sage Novak Thanks!
@Smoove they really dont... all this ridiculous american censorship
I'm sure you can still find it
This is the uncensored versionI believe, send link if there's you know any other uncensored version of this
th-cam.com/video/LTePlK8m-GM/w-d-xo.html
1:47 just cant stop laughing on how she's thrown back to her own push
😂😂😂
she is so small that it makes the rap eve more comic.. cant stop laughing.
I love this freaking rap with Natalie. She is so damn good and beautiful with her short hair. 17 years after she is still one of the most gifted and beautiful actress.
I can't believe this was from 12 years ago now.
13 *
This is still just fucking genius.
And Natalie kills it.
15
18*
This has Andy Samberg writing ALL over it hahahahaha
It's totally something he would have come up with, the crazy bastard. God he's funny as hell.
alucard624 Goofiness is Samberg’s comedic trait. It’s what’s made Brooklyn 9-9 a smash hit.
I forget his name but most of the raps during this era of SNL were written by the guy doing the interview. Including this one if Im not mistaken.
Elisabeth Mulder That would be Chris Parnell.
@@elisam.2896 This was written by The Lonely Island. Chris Parnell only co-wrote Lazy Sunday 1 and 2. Raps/Digital Shorts were mostly done by TLI themselves.
Well, there is the black Swan.
hahahahhaahhaahha
:D
thong la 😂😂😂😂 one of my fave films. So is star wars 😜😂
Natalie was just on Seth Meyers' show. Both of them are national treasures. The rap is timeless perfection!
I cant explain how much i love this.
If only female rage/complexity was accepted in art and media as much as this, not only in comedy. Love Natalie for being so aware and breaking boundaries purposefully
🙄 You take life a bit seriously for someone who makes their avatar after a Marvel character. You probably take that way too seriously too. What a barrel of laughs you must be to hang out with
@@justinmix143 never felt the touch of a woman
@@justinmix143 harley quinn is a dc character
@@Hyperion-hm3dj both are probably owned by disney so who cares.
@@testacals actually they aren’t, dc is WB
The force is strong with this one...
TheMineMappers this is definitely not appropriate behaviour for a Queen.
Or a senator. Lol.
"I'll make you pay for my dry cleaning" is the coldest bar ever dropped.
Why is he ejaculating in her shoes? 😂
This is when Mjolnir realise "SHE IS WORTHY"
I feel like a lot of female actresses want to do what she did at 2:15 while in interviews.
RoRo W as opposed to male actresses?
Toolness1 4 months late but I love your reply
Still the best SNL digital short ever.
Mmm whatcha say?
This and D*** In TheBox went down in history
I'm on a 🚢?
Ladies and Gentlemen, the female Thor
Kou Kou had to come back to this after the announcement.
andy samberg as a viking.
She is worthy
I don't know. With that kind of vulgarity? Attitude towards children? Enthusiasm for weed and drunk driving? Being Thor is about more than being a badass.
Obama Gaming girl it’s comedy calm down take a lap and pray about it
The way she delivers I never said I was a role model is amazing
There is finally a sequel to this masterpiece
Laëtitia Watremez no really?
Laëtitia Watremez I’m pretty sure everybody whose watching this after your comment is here because the sequel dipshit
Twelve years later and it's still one of the best things to come from SNL. And Natalie Portman really sells it! That evil laugh was chilling. Had to rewatch this before I watch her new one.
I have a question though. What is Durban? I know it's a city, but that's obviously not what the reference is here. I know yak is cocaine, but Google couldn't tell me what Durban is. (Yes, I'm a dweeb that had to Google drug references lol)
Well if you search the term yak and durban you get a few answers, one answer is that it is a strain of marijuana (durban poison), another is that it is a kind of beer.
rome l Yak is slang for cognac, think Courvoisier.
Durban poison a dank sativa strain of marijuana
Damn, I heard "bourbon."
Durban is a South African city in Kwa Zulu Natal
7 years later and this is still hilarious.
pgalle4 11 years later and this is still hilarious
12 years later and still fucking funny
15 long ass years and here we are
Every day passes... and it gets better. I envy people in 22nd century.
@@volodyanarchist fact
Proof Natalie Portman is one of the greatest actresses of all time
Who's here after the part two😂?
dat calculation tho after 4 years yes definitely
Me, this shit is hilarious! 😂
Sadly MEEEE
dat calculation tho me
Me ! I just discover it and I can't stop watching please send help XD
Just wait till Thor sees this...
I think thor can't handle this =D =D
Thor won't understand a single thing she's saying
I think Thor's gonna have hard Hammer form watching this (*Wink😉*)
LMAO
+Rubberr Duckyy just wait till darth vader sees this
I love this so much. @1:47 she pushes Andy "the Viking" all tough but she's so petit that she ends losing her balance and moves back.. 😂
Still the greatest rap ever. Natalie Portman is definitely one of my favorite people ever for doing this 🤣😭
Padme after Anakin turned dark
So true!!...
I don't remember her being alive after that whole thing...
Force heal
I wish.
Padme after buying some death sticks
it's funny because she is small and adorable
godzi1982 good job you explained the joke
For those of you who don’t know, this is a play on “Eazy E - no more questions”.
Rashad Almomani ahh that makes sense. I guess they came up with this sketch as a response to all the stupid questions she got in interviews/the impossible standard she was held to
Thank you. I was worried I was the only one who got it.
For the rest of you, because understanding the context of a parody is what makes it funny you mean little twats.
I didn't know that.
BRO I WAS LIKE NO ONE SEE’S OR HEARS THE RESEMBLANCE?!
2024 and still a classic :)
This rap is why she's been solidly in my top 3 celebrity crushes for the last decade or so XD
What an honor.
this was dope
Василий - вообще херню какую-то написал... Что к чему?! Не смешно
Kaan Ra NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD
nope that was crap
Kaan Ra iii
Props to Andy Samberg
"I'll kill your fucking dog for fun, so don't push me!" lmaooo
It’s 2024 and this shit still hits like it just came out today❤️
She is so beautiful with that short cut :) I wish I look good with short hair.
You do look good ^_^
ayaa k
Thank you:) I bet you do too!
Sunny An get a room you 2
gijsyo HaHAHaHAhaha :D
gijsyo and a cam ;)
I love this video so fucking much
I like to imagine this playing out in Leia's mind in Return of the Jedi when Luke asks her what she remembers about their mother.
Over the years, this has just become even better. This is one of the BEST SNL Celeb shorts ever.......
I love Natalie so freaking much. She is the epitome of acting.
And rapping
I find myself coming back to this video every year. CLASSIC
Natalie made my day.
We seriously need PART 3 OF THIS,😂😂😂
Andy is your created character showing up in a cut scene
Incredibly accurate comment.
Andy samberg and natalie portman were a perfect combo
I’ll never forget when this aired it was the most fucking hilarious thing I had seen 😂 still holds up after all this time
I literally laughed out loud and yes it holds up.
yup despite culturally appropriating and then crying that others are doing it. sounds about right
Dad put it on repeat a couple of times because it was so funny
The uncensored version was particularly hilarious.
Probably one of the best SNL skits ever done - no more questions.
1:47 - she tries to push him, and ends up almost sending herself off camera :)
I am not even kidding this is my ANTHEM
I have a friend who plays this before he walks into work. Seriously.
@Emeraldcity Entertainment If you think this is actually rapping then idk what the fuck to tell you lmao
"Natalie... you are a bad ass bitch..." this particular line with the tune has been stuck in my head for so long now, I sometimes sing it out loud absent mindedly
This is one of the greatest things that modern popular culture has ever produced
One of my fave skits ever
This is one of the few songs where the censorship actually makes the song funnier lol. I laughed way more at this than the original
Who rap the original?
Peggie king The original is the same video but without censorship
Peggie king Eazy E
Ufuk Davut Yeah there was a references to Eazy all over it
The song i mean is no more (?) questions