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- Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #MyWeirdTeacher.
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One time in German class no one knew the answer to a simple question so my teacher went outside, stood in front of the fence, looked up to the sky and screamed in desperation.
Thessa Glaser I really relate to this on a personal level. I'm totally going to think of this story every time I'm in a similar situation 😂
Thessa Glaser n
Lol yep he sounds German!😂
Thessa Glaser Lol, I'm from the U.S. and your story reminded me of something that happened at my school. I was in math class, and no one could answer the question that the teacher asked. After about 5 minutes, the teacher literally walked out of the classroom, walked back in 10 seconds later, and his face was beet red. 😂
Something like this usually happened in our German lessons, too, when we didn't know certain words that we were supposed to learn... the embarrassing problem: we are German. #rentenversicherungsaltersgrenzenanpassungsgesetz (yes, this is a word) (yes, it is ridiculously long)
I told my teacher I wanted to become a teacher. He responded with "What, have I taught you nothing?!"
Siri Premfors hahahahahah
I was shadowing a high school teacher, and he asked me why would I look for a pay cut.
In chemistry class, a student got an answer correct, exclaimed "I can't believe I got that right?!" to which our teacher responded, "You're not the only surprised one."
Oh wow!
That shits funny lol
Did we share the same chemistry teacher? 😂
@@blondieorbison3222 same teacher, different universe!
My grade 9 math teacher used to pat me on the shoulder when he gave me my graded test and say 'It's not gonna matter in a few years.. don't worry about it.'
Wow that's so nice of him
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How sweet
You are all over the hashtag videos.
One time my science teacher started the new topic with: "I'll be honest. You'll never need this stuff in your life."
One of my teachers did that too once. He said 'I honestly don't know why you have to learn this but the ministry says so, so I'll teach you this topic just a bit and as short as possible so that we can talk about important things'. It was the first day that I actually liked that teacher.
Well... we need more teachers like this
Just like the times tables!
Well at least they’re honest 😅
@@Vodaph0ne you don't think times tables are useful? It's one of the main reasons I can do math.
My friend once started singing "I want it that way" in our German class and the teacher sung the line "now number five" perfectly.
It became their personal greeting by now.
Oh my that's fantastic.
Brooklyn ninenine
omg that’s awesome
My Latin teacher said that if he could tell you used Google translate on our homework he would send it to the Latin teacher group chat and they'd all laugh at you
Ha I can imagine it
sounds like my teacher
I had a band teacher in middle school who, when asked any question that wasn't related to the music we were playing, would say "Sounds like a personal problem to me."
Our church handbell director for the high school group would say stuff like "I'll be Bach in a Minuet". We would groan every time, but that just egged her on.
Dora Dennis I like that! Facts!
Mine in middle school did, too
i had a band director that once came to school dressed as marty mcfly for no apparent reason, said we sounded like we "put our mouth pieces to the recently deceased" once, dabbed to classical music in study hall, and made constant puns.
Kenzie Q He sounds fantastic
My high school English teacher used to staple Burger King applications to our graded essays that he deemed “inconceivable!”
Mia Dandino XD not sponsored
is that a princess bride reference
Mia Dandino I would’ve said, “That word..you say it a lot. I do not think it means what you think it means”
Natasha Trumble probably
+Mia
Seems like a mean stab to anyone that already works there. Or anyone that's genuienly trying to graduate, but can't keep up with the rest.
I had a math teacher that would bitch to a toy parrot when he was mad at the students in his class. He would also get mad when he lost his glasses by putting them on top of his head. We never said anything. We just watched him slowly lose his mind trying to find them.
Lmaoo!!
I had a math teacher who would randomly stop writing on the board to get high on the smell of the marker
Sarah Walton XDDDDD
Sarah Walton i had a teacher like that but it was an owl instead of a parot. One day had just had enough and threw the stuff toy at the student causing the most choas...we were laughing our heads off even the kid who got hit....dont worry it didnt hurt him ita a soft plush toy. We were also in high school not little kids
Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mum asks, 'What did you learn today?' Kid replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
I was your 666th like, so sorry. 😦😈
i'm your 700th like landmark lol
I'm your 1000th like.
Someone message me when it's the 999th so I could come and give it a like.
Manasa M little late
I'm so proud of you guys :D
Once my science teacher couldn't "control" our class so she called her mom and she showed up and took all 30 of us to the principal's office.
Wow. Smh. I doubt that teacher could ever regain her class' respect
Lie
That's brilliant.
Okay…that sounds like a lie tho
Yep that definitely happened
My history teacher had a medieval Swiss halberd in his classroom closet named Betsy and a bunch of swords he used when he was training in martial arts. I should mention that the teacher was also my father.
My teacher gave us homework for the next day of the school but none of us did it except one person, my teacher shocked and said "Harry Potter was on the tv yesterday and you did your homework how nerd are you?"
Científico Loco 😂
It's geek, not nerd🤣
That totally happened.
Glorious.
Científico Loco that's really is ironic😅
"Working hard and suffering greatly, because life is pain"
Me everyday of my life
Dr. Death Defy this is gold
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
Concepts Made Easy Do I need to call Bird Person? Are you in great pain?
Story of my life in just a single sentence
yeah, sure but he is dead.
My teacher told us about her dead mother and told us how she died. She said she was carrying groceries in to her house and then just dropped dead. At that point she started laughing while we all sat there very concerned.
+Emily
We had a (social-society)teacher that, the first lesson, started by telling us about his daughter, that got raped at age 14 by a black guy. He said it somehow cured his racism, because now his grandchild was half-black and he couldn't hate his grandchild.
(Two black girls in the classroom were kindof bewildered.)
He denied his daughter an abortion, something which he called Devil's work and told us all that if we ever had an abortion, we'd go to hell.
(One girl started crying, because she had an aborton at 14 and that was hard enough without this guy saing that.)
Then he proudly said that the daughter is now, after 3-4 years, áble to hold her grandson without vomiting.
Ánd has stopped trying to kill herself as well. And biting her hands open and stuff. She was doing 'great.'
She could go on short leaves from the asylum, and "even got a lowering in medication last month."
I remember one girl in our classroom burst into tears and left the room. I'd written everything he said, down and was planning on informing the manager (principal.)
One girl, that was sexually assaulted, was having vivid flashbacks and cried with her face on her table, while two others tried consoling her. The rest just stared in disgust.
Turns out this guy had planned on leaving the school with a 'bang' and went away that same day, no documents signed or anything, he just left.
Before the manager (who was a dipshit either way) could track him down, he went on a holiday with his wife and our entire class was standing in front of an empty classroom the day after that.
So we decided to watch a movie together, for 3 days, with popcorn and other food. Just to calm ourselves down a bit and enjoy some time together as a class.
Then we went to the manager, who said we could have that hour 'off' since there was no substitute. We all got a good grade, despite not doing anything.
Normally teachers in my country are quite okay, but this was one wacky son of a bitch.
Widdekuu91 Where are you from?
My friends a pilot and they were getting taught about correct weight distribution and why it's so important. The tutor was saying how his friend was transporting cargo in a smallish plane and didn't correctly secure the load, so on take off it all slid to the back and he crashed. He just paused and eventually someone asked if the guys ok. The tutor just replied with "Nah he died on impact." And continued his lesson.
I guess that's one way to make sure they check their loads and weight properly
Damn. Sociopath. Amirite?
Widdekuu91 Where tf are you from??
As my name is Derek I think they may have been referring to me in this video. Come on armadillo we are going to prom!
Derek Morrison NO MORE SECS IN THIS CLASSROOM
Derek Morrison XD have fun
Woah nice! My name's Derek Morris, our names are so similar.
Derek Morrison #deredillo
Derek Morrison i
In my computer class we play a review game called kahoot, and it gives you four possible answers that the teacher picked out. He would purposely make Batman one, and, if you chose it, it was right. When we noticed that, we asked why and he responded (in a Batman voice), "Because I am Batman, and Batman is always the answer." And nonchalantly moved on like it never even happened. #MyWeirdTeacher
My 8th grade teachers used Kahoot all the time too! My English/Literature teacher always made one of the options not related to the subject at all just to see who would pick it. Also he loved Pokemon so one of the questions would be about that too.
The reason he did that is because the real answer is the answer the class deserved, but not the one it needed right then
“RAISE THE ROOF, DERRICK.” I nearly choked on my life saver. 😂
Of course the armadillo said it. You did ask your classroom students to check if anyone had pets that would go with Derek
Kathleen Feliciano I
Our school was too poor to afford an air conditioner so when we asked for a AC she just drew one on the board and said can't u just feel the breeze!
I would have put ACDC on and said "Theres your AC...DC"
Skank hunt42 South Park 😂
Fuck Off...I love your user name
Every single day, our teacher stops talking and smiles to any student entering the class, he reaches them with a warm handshake and go like welcome! please have a seat...
Anyone else can't stop laughing from that picture of "the Donald Stump"?
My 11th grade biology teacher had a squeaky dog toy that he would squeeze in the face of anyone who fell asleep in class.
My high school chemistry teacher would say, "Drama!" every time someone sneezed lol
When my sixth graders whined l would say “ accept it, life is hard and then you die”. Thirty years later ran into one and he grinned,” you were right life is hard! “. Bless his heart😉😷🇨🇦
Back in middle school, we had an English teacher who called this girl named Jennifer in my class "Jenny From the Block"
Lol!! "Working hard and suffering greatly because life is pain." And the no prom date list - still laughing!!
My history teacher dressed up as George Washington for his yearbook photo.
Pandii that’s awesome!
I wonder if he dresses as different people every year lol
I was there for the live show, it was amazing!! I fully recommend getting tickets if you're in the area, they're free🤗🤗
Paula Hillman they're free?
The Cliffton a lot of talk shows are free. Ellen, Kimmel, Fallon
The Cliffton Yeah, most of the time you're just on a waiting list and have to be lucky enough to get some.
very cool! Hope I can go someday.
I had a chance to go on Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert show - free tickets as well
NO MORE SECS!!!!!! ROFL!!!!😂😂😂😂
I have something related to that. I was talking to my friend about how sore my muscles were from lifting 25-30 lbs with dumbbells. I was talking about my pecs. He replied with: "Wait, why were you working your pecs?" Only he mispronounced pecs as sex. My other friend and I laughed so hard. What made it so bad was that it was during mutual at our church. XD
I had a high school chemistry teacher who started every. single. class. by playing Billie Jean and dancing as he came into the room. Every. Day. All year, I imagine in multiple periods, but maybe he had a different song for each class. What I do know is 15 years later I still can't stand listening to that song.
In eighth grade my teacher walked in, saw we were all talking, went over to her desk crawled underneath it and proceeded to fake cry. This is the same teacher who called us her babies and made me "have tea" with her every Friday. There was no tea. I was just so stupid she decided to re-teach the lesson to me.
"He was also the gym teacher." Had me rollin'! 😂😂😎👍
I guess he'd "rather not talk about it."
Working hard and suffering greatly, because life is pain. LMAO so true
This is so addicting!! I'm on my 12th video already. I can't stop watching them lol
My chemistry teacher used to hang a gram weight on his back pant pocket, then he wouldn't continue teaching until someone said "BUT[T] WAIT!"
My math teacher once called me out on being high in his class, when i asked him how he knew, he responded with “takes one to know one”
My teacher once told us to practice "Hello, Welcome to Wal-Mart"
My teacher once dressed up as a fortune teller to teach us about infering #bestteacherever
#myweirdteacher when I was in middle school my world history teacher left class for about 20 minutes and in his absence we searched his fridge to see what he had. Just two big tubs of butter (we opened it they were butter it wasn’t food) and about five little squirt icing tubes for cake decorating. That’s all he had.
Alexandra Seeberger you have fridges in classrooms?!
Nina Dämmerstern He has a mini fridge in his room, most teacher’s did yeah.
Alexandra Seeberger that's cool. All we had was a broken microwave that would give headaches to everyone sitting in the last row when we used it.
I once had a teacher who really liked rocks. One day he brought his favorite pet rock 'Basaltasar' to class and told us to take care of him. We thought he was joking - the next day he made us all do lines because we didn't feed it.
My teacher had a stuffed animal she would toss around the room.. she named it “chlamydia”....
one time my teacher randomly screamed at the blackboard, we all thought he had been shot or something, turns out he was just checking to see if we were awake
I had a science teacher who, during tests/exams, would slam a textbook onto his desk and whoever jumped would have to flip their paper over, stand and stretch because they were "too tense"
my teacher used to talk like eeyore when someone didn't bring their homework #myweirdteacher
I wish you tweeted that so Jimmy could do an impression of eeyore
Ruaaa I know!! I really should have, I have more stories about that teacher too ahahaha
So, if you and your classmates didn't turn in your homework at all one day, then either Disney or A.A. Milne's estate would have he or she pay a large amount of royalties.
My sister was extremely talented in accounting. I got the same teacher two years later.
He would ask me every question first, then sigh loudly and mumble "She would have known, she would have known..."
Same here.... My sister was good in math and every single teacher who taught her math had taught me too....
They would always look at my marks and say "But your sister was really good at math..... "
All the Dereks are quaking😂
I had a teacher that would get steadily more and more exasperated and amused by my answers to where I'd gotten all my random science knowledge (which was never from science class). This same teacher also showed us a clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and was happy to snark back at my snark I wrote in the margins of my tests.
My English teacher had a rubber chicken named “Fred the Flogging Fowl”. He sat threateningly on top of the whiteboard. She hit me with him once. It was funny.
It is funny. Too bad today the teacher would lose her job and end up in jail.
Ok the "no more secs" one got me, that's funny
In highschool I told one of my teachers that I wanted to be a teacher when i got older and she responded with "oh so you want to be broke?" and then laugh hysterically at her own joke.
"No more secs" 🤣🤣
My teacher used to come in the door and jump on his stool on his stomach. He'd shove off, stretch his arms & legs out and yell, "Up up and away!" The stool had metal coasters on the bottom so he could slide from the door all the way to his desk.
Mr. Barnes if you read this you were a big topic @ our class reunion, we all loved it!
on the last day of school, my biology teacher pulled me out of my math class to help make firends
My friend has told me how painfully obvious it was that my teacher hated me. She told me that one two different occasions for two different teachers.
3:24 ...Literally Donald-Stump profile pic😂😂
My fifth grade teacher gave me the absolute creeps. To this day I'm pretty sure he wasn't human!
My spanish highschool teacher came every Monday morning with a new ghost story about her husband who was a Night taxi driver. After two months, when the whole class realized that her husband's ghost stories were more interesting than her class, one of the students asked her: "teacher, did the ghost took a ride on your husband's taxi last night?" Then she forgot about the class and started a new story.
That was crazy year!
My one teacher offered extra credit to anyone who would taxidermy her dead cat.
My teacher told me England is a city now
Is your teacher nick crompton ?
My Channel Has Only 1Video Just To Make You Happy definitely a Jake Pauler
My CSPE teacher said "Think of a country like London" 😂😂
My social studies teacher had us listen to Hamilton and that was it. She sat and listened to it too.
Best
Teacher
EVER
Hamilton is awsome
the "life is pain" one is the greatest lesson ever.
I felt that first one 😂
When I was 17 in high school I did so bad on a math test my teacher put a sad face as the grade. No letter grade. Nothing. Just a sad face in a circle. 😅😂🤣 Memories.
A partydillo would have been cool to have in the classroom 😂🎉
My math teacher said "To be honest, after fifth grade everything I teach you in this class is just on the plan because the country hates you kids! You'll never need any of that."
I still appreciate his honesty.
There is a teacher at my school who makes you carry around a toilet lid for a bathroom pass
My school, so not an exact teacher, has a real human skeleton that you can touch which is pretty cool. Only problem is that the skull went missing like 50 years ago so sometimes it's headless, sometimes there's a tiny bird skull, sometimes there's a massive deer skull and sometimes its a baby dolls head. It depends what teacher you get, they're all terrifying in their own way.
Personally I just would have brought a plastic prop scull. Guess we don't have the budget?
You should have checked to see if the theatre teacher had stolen it for a production of Hamlet. LOL
My geography teacher would smell his arm pits and look at us with crazy eyes and shout "i'm a beast". Everytime the intercom system would buzz he'd also go "Mom?"
Our new science teacher came in and asked if someone wants to do his/her a-level exams in science. We all said no , so he turned the lights off , said goodbye and went back outside 😂 #myweirdteacher
I had so many weird teachers I cannot even choose one story to begin with... XD
When i was in geography in grade 10, i was talking to my friend about her dance competition, and she mentioned that the top level was called "platinum thunder". My teacher walks by and says, "Platinum thunder? That sounds like an exotic dancer" and then walks away. This was a 40 year old man btw
I had an art teacher who once put a kid in the trashcan, one in the sink and he ripped his pants because he jumped on the table...
My teachers in Jr High thought I looked like Victoria from Young and the restless (90's version Victoria).... During our final exams my home room teacher and music teacher kept on leaving quotes on masking tape and sticking them to my desk. Our final exams were taken in the gym and we had to be very quiet.... Yet I had two of the teachers who were supervising trying and succeeding at making me laugh. Still passed my final exams despite their "help". I kept those quotes on a piece of paper to remind me of what great teachers I had despite them bugging me during final exams!
my art teacher was already out there but this one time she was like we should shake things up a bit with the music for that day so she put on animal sounds 😑😂
My 5th grade teacher was obsessed with grapes, she made us learn about them and gave assignments that counted towards our grade. We studied more about grapes than the subjects of actual curriculum...
my fifth grade teacher made us hug a ficus she had in the classroom if we threw away a piece of paper. "go hug the tree as apology." she also made us use finished toilet paper rolls as 'totems' that we would put on our desk if we needed her attention. to say the least she only ever noticed them being used when someone finally had the balls to speak up.
One of my middle school teachers would occasionally sing opera. When I was in 6th grade, that teacher was reading a story with me and the other 6th graders, and when one of the characters sang something, she would sing the part, and disturb the 7th graders. Fast forward to 7th or 8th grade when one of my friends a grade younger than me was in the other classroom by the sink, and heard the first teacher singing through the wall.
One of my violin teachers would always tell the story of when her nails were too long at a lesson. Her teacher would make her reach down in a jar of cut fingernails to reach the clippers and then make her add her own to the jar.
Happy belated birthday jimmy! Much health, love and happiness
My middle school science teacher used to spend intire classes talking about her life. My fondest memory of her classes is the time she told the whole class about how she watched spongebob with her neighbor's kids in the middle of the night because their mother was taken to the hospital
Same!!
I had a college English Professor who was like that. He had been teaching the subject for so long that he could teach the entire class in about 15-20 minutes less than the class time was scheduled for.
So the rest of the class time, he would sit and tell us about his trips to Europe, how he once saw The Queen, and all kinds of interesting and funny stories from his life.
They were so entertaining, that even though he would tell everyone the lesson was over and they could leave, almost no one ever did.
He also always wore suit pants that were too high on the legs (what we Americans called "flood pant length," back in the day), and Scottish-plaid socks. He sometimes wore a funny kind of hat, too. He was a character to see and to listen to.
I live for hashtags ❤️❤️❤️
2:34 killed me 😂😂😂😂
We had an old substitute teacher who no matter what subject he was supposed to be teaching he would just read sonnets and limericks the whole time. 😂
"No more secs!" - Jimmy Fallon
I like the last one- the teacher has a sense of humor.
Second grade, my teachers were nuns in full habit. We had tiny tadpoles in the irrigation ditch canal near our house and school. With Sister Theresa's consent I scooped several out to a fish bowl and covered it with fishnet. We fed them and it was show and tell on Friday. Monday morning Sister T called me over and said Marianne these are mosquito larva! They had hatched and flying to escape the fishnet! Flushed.
My English teacher pretended to crawl under a desk when my class explained what "Facebook official" meant ;)
Teachers are awesome 👏 and hilarious
I Had a Teacher That Made me Cry by Saying That”I’d Never Get Laid if I Didn’t Learn to Talk Correctly” #MyWeirdTeacher
one of my teachers would constantly say “wavy gravy”
The gym teacher was warning them all lmao
In college I had a young litterature professor and he was hard of hearing and wear hearing aids but when debates were going too far or were derivative he would just turn off his hearing aids and start mumbling little lalalalala
One day my history teacher came into our class crying because she apperantly lost her bag with all her things in it. The funny thing is, she didn't cry for the papers in it or her ID or her phone or her money, no, she cried because it was her favourite leather bag! We later found out she was just to stupid to remember where she left it because it was on the school grounds behind a tree. At least we had a free period because she wouldn't stop bawling her eyes out. 😂
I love this!
My weird teacher, i.e. me, plays Final Fantasy victory music when you do well in the exam.
And Sephiroth One Winged Angel before a quiz.
Sraye that's one cool teacher to me
👌
I love you two 😂
In 8th grade Spanish class we were learning how to say the months of the year in Spanish, and when we got to May, Mayo, we kept saying it like the food, and our teacher got so mad she threw her whiteboard! 😂
“Cinco de May-o” 😂😂
I had a lecturer who spoke in the third person. She was like Ms. Mason is going to give you a test next Wednesday. LOL