STAR WARS - A FAN THEORY FOLLY - The Badger's Apprentice

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It's not everyday that someone on the internet admits that they were wrong, so please enjoy this rare occasion.
Other possible names the Empire workshopped before ending on THE DEATH STAR:
Murder Ball
Death Bauble
Nut of Doom
Krennick's Chocolate Orange
The Sphere of Fear (which was then whittled down to "Sphear")
Mother of Sphericals.
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[@James-kd5oe]

At least you can admit when you are wrong.

[@Emankind]

But the Storm Troopers could have been ordered to search for files with the name “Death Star” in the title without having a clue what “Death Star” referred to. Certainly Darth (and probably all of high command) would know a bit about filthy rebel propaganda and their jargon.
So you are still correct!

[@Chi-Drumming]

Nice mental gymnastics. He was wrong.

[@Emankind]

@@Chi-Drumming Really? Maybe your boss tells you exactly why every file or document that he needs on his desk immediately has a specific name?
Or maybe, like most people in a chaotic, fast-paced work environment, your boss tells you to get “The damn blue folder ASAP”! Because the rebel scum always use blue folders in this example, you see.

[@jonathanswift2251]

Uhh...Do you lose sleep over this stuff...?

[@thebadgersapprentice]

Nope.