Key & Peele - Lightning in a Bottle - Uncensored
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ส.ค. 2015
- Levi casually unveils the array of strange and magical objects he keeps around his apartment.
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#KeyandPeele - ตลก
Key: Can we please address the elephant in the room!?
Peele: I wanna show you something.....
🤣🤣
You know I want to talk abouuuut it.
Imagine an elephant in that room
*Levi
LeGentZ it could work with like a baby elephant…
" *_Nigga.._* What bottle? The bottle with the _lightning_ in it.."
Died
I know right! best part of the video
+SwiftSwerve you still on that?!
Roronoa Zoro
Oh my god that part killed me
"I already got that"
You got what???
"Lightning in a bottle"
REALLY!!!what's the idea?
"no,no...no idea..I ACTUALLY GOT LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE
LMAO
+SwiftSwerve you still on dat?
“The bottle...with the lightning in it!!”
“...you still on that???”
😂😂😂😂😂
ikr
LMFAO
LOL
One of the funniest parts
Its jus the classic lightning in a bottle gag
Are we gonna ignore the fact that he caught lightning in a bottle twice.
dont like the comment i stole it🤷🏽♂️
BigFlora _ i think i will like it
You still on that?
Ronnie Debb no man this was 1 month ago
But that app tho
Let's all just appreciate how convincing those lightning effects were.
hello twin
Let's all appreciate these nuts on your chin
+Whitney Hill But that app though..
+Whitney Hill 😂
+Sam S They use leds and some kind of spark generators or leaf blowers hid behind objects in the kitchen combined with shit done in after effects. It can be done pretty cheap if you know how to combine mechanical effects with digital ones.
"It's the classic lightning in a bottle gag"
I read this and they said it... YOU A MAGICIAN?!
It's the classic "these nuts on your chin" gag!
II II fuck you
thats just a phrase
and here is just some classic golden egg
“Lightning in a bottle”
“Blip”
😂😂
@Jeremy Backman what does "blip" mean?
Tony Pad it’s just a noise that way undermines the significance of the bottle
“classic lightning in a bottle gag”
420th like 🙏
@@tonypad7322 the historical event when half the population of the universe disappeared for 5 years and were brought back by the Avengers 🧐
This is the things you gonna get after storming area 51
facts
Ok
You still on that?
@@OvSpP hell yeah
💀💀💀💀💀
"You STILL on dat?"
David Gooding lol as soon as I read your comment he said it.
+Elizabeth lizz Same lmai
+Elizabeth lizz same😂
David Gooding Yes!
David Gooding ,”
"This shit--this shit belongs to the military or something."
"But that app, though."
oml
Fire Rabbit your welcome I got you the .1
That friend that has everything and says he’s poor :
but mahn, I aint got no money mahhn. But I do got a diamond the size of a basketball.
He probably only poor because he bought all that mythical stuff
There be people like that though, barely avoiding homelessness, but have like a fucking Stradivarius handed down for generations.
We have everything because we have connections.
That old Chinese man may or may not be one of those connections.
I love how they spent thousands on the lightning effects and probably flew in a goose handler but said "nah just get us a prop horse head and wiggle it around from behind the wall".
They probably found a real stoner horse, but it didn't show up on filming day.
You act like that’d be a weird choice. I’d rather go out with a bang and spend my money on the more important effects then be concerned about a small ending gag involving only 6 seconds of screentime
They gave them all the budget they had leftover for Chappelle's Show.
See the title dude
I don't understand what you mean by lightning effects, I thought it was a real ball of lightning, they have ball-lightning, look it up.
"this is for honkers to wear...... nigga WHAT" lmao
lmfao this will never get old it's lightning in a bottle! lol
I don't know man, it's the classig lighning in a bottle gag...
i died bruhhj
anthony pizzi his little neck in there
anthony pizzi why are you saying nigga
“Nigga whattt.....bottle “ lmaooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
The way he delivered it.. NOOICE!!!!
@Jahoogies Intelligence 100
Jahoogies you such a dumbass lmao
niggawatt
who is jahoogies
“What bottle?” LMFAOO
“N**** what bottle? The bottle, with the lightning in it!”
LOL!
You still on that?
“You still on that?”
Key: "No man is an island"
Peele: "Lemme show ya somethin..."
Lmao
😂😂😂
I don't get it
_Classic lightning in a bottle_
"Classic"
Ez 1k
I prefer *Lightning in a bottle: Source*
It's technically lightning in a jar
But dat app tho
"how do you know about honkers?""dis muthaf****"
bamnurface the Goose who layed the Golden Egg
This got me
*Goose honks*
*"Ima have to ask you to leave my apartment"*
GOLD
Yep he got a Goddamn golden egg...
The video is UNCENSORED,
WHY CENSOR YOUR COMMENT?
REEEEE
I lost it at "How'd you know about Honkers?"
Somewhere in that house is a straw and a dead camel with a broken back.
nah the camel survived and is recuperating cuz he going to physical therapy so he in crutches. he be aiite.
"That orange hump shit!" hahahaha XD
XD
Lol u 1 of my fav u tubers
Holy F, its Azerrs (0_0)
LOL
***** ""You just disrespected my roommate."
every stoner conversation
"we need to make an app, that everyone will download... we'll make millions"
flappy bird was then born
Thus became a legend
the antichrist*
Same here just keys facial expression and tone lmao
"You still on that?"
Somewhere in that house is a rock and two murdered birds.
#NeverForget
Black Lanner 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
or maybe a bird and two dead stones
Or maybe his job pays in bacon?
You still on that?
😂😂😂😂
Im actually in love with how passive Peele's voice is in this. The last words in his sentences just fall off like they fell off a cliff
"But that app tho" 😂😂
xd
Don't hug me I'm weird you still on that?!?
TheAnyfingname dude that was like a year ago.... And I forgot about this comment so....
Don't hug me I'm weird she’s quoting what he said
Don't hug me I'm weird
No we don’t need the app
You got the goose that laid the golden egg
"Lightning in a bottle ... Blip"
Lmfao
Wave shine
Blip is the only word to show I’m serious anymore
What bottle
"Some Chinese man sold it to me years ago."
Me: "Is it the same man that sold a supernatural camera for $100 bucks?"
I believe it’s the same man that sold a small fuzzy creature that multiplies when water touches it to a father that wanted a great gift to give to his young adult son for Christmas.
Ah, yes above is correct
Lol. I'm gonna rewatch that sketch. That was one of my favorites. I haven't seen it in years. He laughs at the one dude for the way he looks until he realizes he's on that show with him. Lol.
"Ill believe it when pigs fly." "I got that."
but that app dawg
“Honkers get in on this app idea”
He likes it
🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️😂😂😂😅😭
You disrespected my roommate
It just occurred to me that High Horse was standing there the entire time and Cedrick didn't say anything about it.
shit your right
OR MAYBE, Cedric was the high horse the whole time!
How do 800 people agree with you? The horse was in the other room.
😂😂
Travis they agree because there wasn’t any proof showing the horse was in another room, such as hoof sounds providing context of the horse walking in from another room. So it could go either way and no one is right, or wrong..
2:38 Key's reaction to Peele saying the pajamas were for the goose fucking slayed me 😂😂😂😂
I am convinced this is the best Key and Peele sketch. I have seen it many, many times, and I die on each watch from a new subtle nuance of the performances. So damn funny.
I agree this is the only key and peels sketch that I’ve found funny
@@zacbrown3797 you telling me, you watched the MMA sketch and didnt find it funny? what planet are you from?
"This s**t belongs to the military or somthin' but that app though'." Lmao.
With Donald Trump as President?! Fuck no!
chaotixninja5 😂😂
chaotixninja5 what you mean “with Trump as President?” Lol snowflake
@@chaotixninja5 Shut up libtard.
@@ElTokeMaestro He means Trump is an incompetent leader and would likely misuse the power of the lightning in a bottle. Hope that helps your confusion.
"Geese and golden eggs and feline sleepwear."
but dat app do
we dont need the app. you've got the goose that lays the golden egg
omg its you again
+Blake Bla-ke!!
after that I was no good!
I’m here for the Will series
I love that he's oblivious to the amount power he possesses 😂
Hilarious
But that app though?!
VinesFromMovies dat app doe . . .
VinesFromMovies you still on that?
VinesFromMovies nigguh what?
I know man, Cedric lacks focus. Homeboy stayed focus on the task at hand while Cedric was still hung up on the bag of tricks. Focus CEDRIC!
VinesFromMovies but that app doooeee bruh!
lol dude like "you still on daaaat?" I'M DYING 😂😂😂😂
1:43 Key practicing for his future role as toad in this clip
Can we just have an entire movie of this?
I'd watch it
In New Zealand and Australia, we have a saying for when we are really serious about something: "we're not here to f*ck spiders".
I'm glad they didn't mention this saying.
I have lived in new zealand for 17 years and not once have I heard anyone say that
Oooooo straight callin you out!!
Logan Choi It's not a very common saying, but it's quite a bogan saying. I'm assuming you didn't live and hang out with a lot of bogans?
26 years I've been in NZ and never heard that shit
diulikadikaday obviously not, guess i must be missing out huh
But that high horse doe
You still on that? That app tho...
bakerXderek HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDS! CHEEEEEEEEEYEAAAAAAAAAAA
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhh
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhh
bakerXderek but that cheaaaah
“You still on that” I haven’t laughed that hard in a fucking while 😂😂😂😭😭😭
YES *how* does it work
2:38 “These are for honkers to wear” Nigaa what?
It took me a second but pictured the goose in it backwards hahaha seeems like it would work
Just wanted to point out it's a jar...
MSP Redgrave Damn!! You beat me to it!!
You still on that?
MSP Redgrave maybe that's why it works? lol
Keith McKellar On, shit, you're right. And maybe all we need is a large white duck to get infinite gold!
MSP Redgrave It only lays the one golden egg. Hence it's name.
"yep.. he got a god damn golden egg!"
Peele's acting is so convincing
Easily one of the best skits in all of Key and Peele history
"it's the classic lightning in the bottle gag"
Salty Cocks 😂😂😂
Blip
Levi is one of my favorite characters he plays lol
me to and meegan
I like livi anger translator slap ass and and Edwardo
Ashley Lynn there's more skits with Levi?
“You still on that?” Gold.
How do you know about Honkers?
These guys are the pinnacle of humor. I hurt myself laughing at every sketch.
This will always be my favorite Key and Peele sketch
This and the Harry Potter are my favorites
Ditto man
7 years later and I still feel this way!
@@tessathehommie3890 same
And dueling hats
"You still on dat"
Alex a man of culture, I see
End of 2019, and I'm still coming back to watch this. lol
All it does is this and casually opens the bottle.
That really made me laugh.
"I got it from an old Chinese man"
That's not even the quote; don't use quotes if you're wrong.
+David beck get off your high horse.
+TheTurtleBandit go fuck yourself
+Gnome Go back to your safe space.
Don't use semicolons if you're wrong.
"The little neck in there" is one of the funniest line readings Peele has ever had.
didn't get it.
lol agree
+elucidate since the goose doesn't have a tail, he would put the goose's neck and head through the tail jole, so it would be like a turtle neck
Lmao I lost it there too
but the hump shit
“How do you know about Honkers?”😂😂😂
Funniest Key & Peele skit of all time in my opinion. I remember seeing this for the first time and rewatching it had me in tears again. Man I miss these guys together
Pandora's Box: Actually a jar.
Lightning in a bottle: Actually a jar.
My point: jars get no respect.
@Letucces Satan no.
@Letucces Satan glad you see that now dude
@Letucces Satan Checked that more than once didn't ya?
@Letucces Satan Absolutely dude. Absoluetley deud. Wow I'm sure glad I checked that one
My wife don't get no respek
"Some old Chinese man sold it to me years ago"! Lmfao!
Got to be the same guy that had Gizmo for sale
@Justin Miller or the same old man who sold Jack his beanstalk beans!
@Gabe Carter LOL! They're both great!
Raiden off Mortal Kombat sold it to him😂
@@rod1277 that would make sense if Raiden were Chinese.😂😂
Keegan’s timing and delivery is the best part of these sketches.
"you disrespected my roomate"
Lowkey that's a jar tho
Imma have to ask you to leave my house
You disrespected his bottle
A jar can be considered a type of bottle
Boi Look at ya fore head that’s a strong ass jar holding fucking lightning 🌩
Shakz legend lmao xD
Little did Cedric know, Levi would move on and create the amazing app with the help of Honkers and High Horse which would later turn the trio into multi-millionaires!
Brad Siemens woa woa, how did you find out about Levi's pet alligator, Conclusion?
Brad Siemens This mat with all these conclusions on. Just lay it out, and then you can jump to a conclusion.
+Game Broskee or he can just sell the golden eggs -_-
2:15 this part killed me 😂😂😂
Lightning in a bottle, blip
Legendary
Easily their sketch that made me laugh the most.
Same
It's the pair of characters that I most want to see a movie made out of.
did u watch Keanu?
Agreed! This sketch is pure gold. The only one that comes close in my opinion is the substitute teacher sketch.
This is a great one. That Fronthand Backhand tho ...
"Talkin bout feline sleepwear...."
Lmao
I already got *that*
Got what?
*Lightning in a bottle*
The way he said "lightning in a bottle" was hilarious
This is my favorite Key and Peele skit, gets me everytime XDDD
I died at 2:15 ...
*looks under the goose*
"Yup, he got a Got-Damn golden egg..."
"Nigga *_what bottle_*????"
The best things in life:
Sweets
Money
AN UNWATCHED KEY AND PELLE EPISODE
I like how casually he catches that lighting. 😂😂
This dude has living money in his house and he wants to make an app
You're right! They should have made a joke about that...
Where's the tree that grows money, in the other corner, across from the horse?
I think that’s part of the joke..
Declan Kirby no
That's the point
so sad its coming to an end
Trevor Varnell WHAT?1
khalid sweg what
khalid sweg it is the last season. :(
Trevor Varnell what key and peele stop making comedy?
Trevor Varnell Wait what the hell? Why?
the BGM everytime he shows something 😂😂😂😂😂
for me the funniest part is now nonchalant he is about catching the lightning, like it's SO casual.
"....cat's pajamas."
"These are for Honkers to wear."
"N***a what?"
XD
Can somebody make a tribute of Key of Peele? Mage it emotional, nostalgic, and stupid as hell
...stupid witch.
Edit: this was a guess at a joke. Apparently my occult kbowledg s greater than thought!
Americansikkunt Make*
Big Boss "We have no nation, no philosophy, no ideology. We go where we're needed, fighting not for country, not for government, but for ourselves. We need no reason to fight. We fight because we are needed. We will be the deterrent for those with no other recourse. We are soldiers without borders, our purpose defined by the era we live in."―Big Boss[src]
Androcecy Gaming You are a true Diamond Dog
Big Boss SHAKLANKA!
Lightning in a bottle. blip.
The greatest line of acting in human history.
Personally I think this is the best.This has always been my favorite.
"I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
"Why"
"Because you disrespected my roommate."
Would've been funnier if Cedric had left the house and rode off on a horse like it was nothing
And the horse had a big dick and tripped over it.
Oh and farted on the way down
+Matthew Diaz no
+Tay Tay 69000 actually yes
+Tay Tay 69000 actually yes
production break down
5% animals
5% props
10% Key and Peele
80% special effects
"How do you know about honkers?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Savanah lol
1:55 Peele's reaction is worth watching endless
"but that app thou"
"Honkers get in on this app idea"
This guy is so humble to keep all this amazing stuff to himself.
We all have that one friend who's just chill as fuck but always just unknowingly surprises you
"How you gonne fit his head with dat orange PUMP shiet" fuck me HAHAH
Anubhav Khanna def said hump
+DibbleMunt nope pump
juan verdes no it's actually hump
+DibbleMunt I replayed it several times, and looked at his lip movements. He definitely said pump.
Anubhav Khanna that part
Isn’t that a jar?
RollingxBigshot technically it's a mason jar, but that's besides the point don't overthink it
Every time I hear "jar" I always think about 1 man 1 jar =(( What have the internet done to me?
Issa bottle
Mind. Blown.
You know that guy........well you're that guy.
It's the "It's relevant for me," so understated, best part of the whole thing!
"You still on dat?"
I always lose my shit when they talk about the cat's pajamas.
Ginger Returns he wasn't even trying to see the cats pajamas 😂😂
Yeah, that got me too!
Feline sleep wear
I almost lost my drink
Love the music every time something is revealed.
so true...the little music parts in the sketches are always my favorite...I didn't notice it the first time I watched this until your comment
Anyone know the name of that? I've been looking for something like that.
"I'm gonna have to ask you to leave my house." Why? "Cuz you disrespected my roommate." 😂 kills me everytime.
I am so dead at the cat's pajama part XD'