Now you cannot create your own skins. You are a simple Steve/Alex until you py 10$ for a diamond crate which gives you a shitty skin you don't want 99,9% of the time
Option 1: pay 20 bucks to unlock Minecraft Pro to get features including survival mode. *Option 2:Beat enderdragon in survival to unlock the features, including survival mode.* 200 IQ
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999$ to leave Minecraft 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999$ to stay exit for ever 8)
Or alternatively pay additional 998.99$ to buy it without "Pro Version" Error: you need "Meh Version to buy "Pro Version" for (insert normal price) and additional 998.99$, but it's only for the cheap price of 899.99$! Error: you need to buy "Noob Version to buy "Meh Version", but it only costs 689.99$! Error: you need to buy "Allow in-game purchases" to buy things in game that aren't this, for only 9999.99$!
*If you wish to play survival, please pay $10.00* *If you wish to play creative, please pay $15.00* *If you wish to play a world already made, please pay $5.00*
EA: Adds Time Limit To App Permanently Player: Runs Out Of Time Steve: NOOOOOOOO Player: Deletes Minecraft EA To Steve: *your* *free* *trial* *of* *living* *has* *ended*
Now thats funny. You must complete the game to unlock new features. But theoretically MC does not have an actual. ending. Even if you kill ender dragon and see the end poem, the game is not over. So that i not an ending. That is an optional task :/
If ea owned mc, Updates that we have today will be: Combat DLC Frostburn DLC Explorer DLC World of Colors DLC Bedrock Chemistry DLC Aquatic DLC Village and Pillage DLC Buzzy Bees DLC Nether DLC and the vanilla gameplay is stuck at 1.8 forever.
*Finds diamonds in a chest* "This is a premium substance. You need to be at level 50 to unlock it or you can buy the deluxe version to unlock it instantly for 50$"
Actually we live in a EA real world, just think: -You have to pay for born -You have to pay for study -You have to pay for eat -You have to pay for live on a house -You have to pay for enjoy -And last one, you have to pay to create a human life
If ea own this they would make breaking one block even dirt to be in a lootbox that cost the same amount of the game. Don't forget they will find away to put ads
you forgot one thing:
L O O T C R A T E S
Now you cannot create your own skins. You are a simple Steve/Alex until you py 10$ for a diamond crate which gives you a shitty skin you don't want 99,9% of the time
No there “surprise mechanics”
Minecraft bedrock is kinda like if ea owned Minecraft but if ea was a bit better of a company
and 1 M I N U T E P L A Y T I M E
Lootcrate: for 1000$ you have 1% chance for a nether star (can be used only with a pro version) and 99% chanxe for dirt
$10 to move
$15 to kill enemies
$30 to break blocks
$60 to win the game
Tommy Howell $70 to have fun
$250 to place blocks
You mised something 5$ to start the game
Toxiiciity 200$ to buy 70$ for fun
Would you like to spend 300 dollars to go to the end?
Yes:300
No:800
EA’s collectors edition, more like debt collectors edition.
Underliked comment
Yup
@Ahmad Mujtaba ik I just said it differently because I can
True
What if the government used EA to get unpaid taxes big brain time
Wait why is he able to join a world for free
$5 to join a world
he has the pro version, $299 a month
@@Ieoo no in the vid it was $20
I dont know...
He paid for the game
*its just 20 dollars*
Pictures taken moments before disaster
Do you want to donate 20$ for us?
Yes - 20$ no - 25$
@Kuba Tutak
I refuse to donate 25$
Vlad-Mihai Ivascanu yea probably
Only the rich kids will play- or not
0:03
Survival
_Survival mode_
*Loads in world*
*_In creative_*
Pay 14$ to play in Survival Mode!
Option 1: pay 20 bucks to unlock Minecraft Pro to get features including survival mode.
*Option 2:Beat enderdragon in survival to unlock the features, including survival mode.*
200 IQ
Cat is liquid ikr lol
Lovelable Cookie LOL IF SKEPPY OWNED MINECRAFT!
crEAtive
Him: I just bought this Game
Also him: *has better pvp skills then me who plays for 6 years*
He’s probably played more PVP games before.
Ik this is a skit btw
"I just bought this game"
_1:00_ - *God mode*
$100 to say god mode in the comments section
@@DotX9674 1B$ to reply again
1T$ to edit the comment
*If Minecraft owned Minecraft*
mineception
Minekilltiom
That's dumb
*If Skeppy owned BadBoyHalo*
SKETCH BOYZ it’s smarter than yoi
At least you didn't have to pay for HD graphics🤷
Pay 10$ to use textures
Ea. Thanks for feedback
People. Noooooo
Ea. You earned $20
People. Yaaaa
Ea. $20 to talk
Lol
@@konnerl5434 You have confused the entirety of the human race.
Remove HD Graphics For all benefits for free
I was just going *OUTSIDE* but then you uploaded so SCREW outside
So true
A comma is needed.
Some doesn't.
Cqrrupted - Fortnite what does that mean
Cqrrupted - Fortnite what does that mean
I’m wondering what would’ve continued on after he got the “unlimited play time” thing
Extra: Buy Mega Version to remove ads! Only $100!
@@AviationCaptain thay would probably add ads and then say the mega pack
99,9$ to open minecraft(forever no pay more
192,0 to exit
TheCj303 or blow up your PC
@@noe5054 or just Off the pc
TheCj303 what
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999$ to leave Minecraft 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999$ to stay exit for ever 8)
@@bluex6095 Mhh...thats exagerated
Walk in Minecraft= 10$
Sprint in Minecraft= 20$
Join Epic Servers= 200$
*most importantly*
Exit Minecraft= 1000$
*well boys we did it, money is no more*
Why would u leave minecraft
@Aarav Jit that's gonna be your entire money sir
@Aarav Jit actually when I mean all your money I mean your organs so give or no Minecraft quit 4 u
Aarav Jit the joke is that you can’t leave
Man, this actually feels like something EA would do instead of saying: “You need to pay $1,000 for the ability to move one block forward”
100$ to move 1 pixel.
Haha guys, I’m just exag- Wait, I’m talking about EA.
The moment when u realize that ur playing one skywars game for a full hour🤔
the 1 hour limit is for singleplayer and multiplayer which actually sucks
10$ to wear a armor
99.99$ to leave the armor
It's called the Cur$e of Binding
Scott Calo except with curse of binding, you can’t even pay 1 billion dollars to get it off
the mc logo would be..
EA Sports.. The most pay2win game ever..
MinecrEAft or MinEAcraft. I can't decide.
@funny guy55 You are kidding right?
I remember when EA made games like nascar without micro transactions back in the early to mid 2000s
PvZ
Yea, they did great at first but now they went deep enough to the point where they can't fall deeper
Error: You need DLC "Pro Version" to buy DLC "Pro Version".
And then they still take the money
Or alternatively pay additional 998.99$ to buy it without "Pro Version"
Error: you need "Meh Version to buy "Pro Version" for (insert normal price) and additional 998.99$, but it's only for the cheap price of 899.99$!
Error: you need to buy "Noob Version to buy "Meh Version", but it only costs 689.99$!
Error: you need to buy "Allow in-game purchases" to buy things in game that aren't this, for only 9999.99$!
World: says survival
Zelk: imma pretend I didn’t see that
*If you wish to play survival, please pay $10.00*
*If you wish to play creative, please pay $15.00*
*If you wish to play a world already made, please pay $5.00*
Everyone: I payed 20 dollars for this game I need to delete it
When it becomes public: EA:
Why does everytime the guy says Ea sports, to the game. I hear Ea sports, your money
Hello, this is EA if you read this message give us your money.
xD
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Nah the message would be more li- Pay a additional 20$ to hear the rest of this message!
How about f*ck off?
:D
XD LOL
*CHEAT DETECTED*
You didn't pay 20$ to submit this comment!
_The comment will be blocked._
i thought ea alrEAdy owned it?
defob dumb
Pay 60$ to unlock this reply!
Mojang and Microsoft Own Minecraft
Is it because Minecraft costs 25$?
@@WamoAR Its a fucking joke if you pay attention to the comment already has EA in it so he made that joke it is original fuck off
This is a alternate universe where you have to pay 70$ just to play the game peacefully. Perfect
Zelks interpretation of ExplodingTNT
This is slowly becoming a reality
him: i bought this game today
also him: destroys everyone in skywars like a pvp god
Zelk: *tries to buy pro mode*
ea: Disabled. You must pay $74.99 to enable in-game purchases.
0:02 the selected world says its survival and then when the world loaded its in creative mode
It costs 400,000 dollars to play this game, *for twelve seconds*
I already saw dis but why not see it again
You forgot the waiting. THE MITHERFRICKING WAITING! Take sims for example, like 24 hours to watch tv
Break this block?
Yes($100,000) no($100,000,000,000,000,000,000)
Zelkam enters in a *Survival* world
Zelkam: _starts in creative_
*goes in survival world*
*iS iN cReAtIvE mOdE*
EA: Pay If you wanna play.
You: I guess, ill'pay.
EA Transaction: ERROR! You gotta pay to unlock the ability to pay!
EA: Adds Time Limit To App Permanently
Player: Runs Out Of Time
Steve: NOOOOOOOO
Player: Deletes Minecraft
EA To Steve: *your* *free* *trial* *of* *living* *has* *ended*
Out of all the “owned by ea” videos this is the most accurate
5000$ for creative mode selection when creating a world
1:25 parents will love this feature.
THats Why i Hate EA Games
Also they killed alot of company for money
I like the sims tho.
Yea. Due of his games' bugs.
I knew it. I thought the video would end with a "now buy the deluxe version". This is so perfect.
If Mojang owned minecraft
Mojang its already own mc xD
@@0xarkanos its a fucking joke xD
Omg yes, this is a great idea!!!11!!
@@0xarkanos
r/whoosh
gibzac 1 THATS an awsome ideo
1:20 parents always wait until your about to win something to kick u off lol EVERYTIME
This was such a good video!
Zelk: Ima just go play multiplayer
Also zelk: **puts a 2018 video file of skywars gameplay**
It was made in 2018
Now thats funny. You must complete the game to unlock new features.
But theoretically MC does not have an actual. ending. Even if you kill ender dragon and see the end poem, the game is not over. So that i not an ending. That is an optional task :/
You get the point, you Pantomath...
If ea owned mc, Updates that we have today will be:
Combat DLC
Frostburn DLC
Explorer DLC
World of Colors DLC
Bedrock Chemistry DLC
Aquatic DLC
Village and Pillage DLC
Buzzy Bees DLC
Nether DLC
and the vanilla gameplay is stuck at 1.8 forever.
If EA owned minecraft *#2* like so he will see and upload a second one.
555k likes don’t make the comment high 🙄
This is actually one of the BEST If ea owned anything videos in the world! It's long, Things are unexpected, I love it! ;D
If ea owned a beta game:fix all bugs for 20.00$?
THIS would be a true nightmare
Minecraft? Owned by EA? They would just ruin my childhood.
Aren't you that person that is asking for money from skeppy? Zelkam?
he is
It was a skit lol zelkam is an admin on invaded lands zelkam was helping skeppy with a video
@@nate6617 above is teh answers
Zelkam and skeppy are already friends for a very long time xd
Fun fact: this is just early footage of the new bedrock update
7 billion dollars to scroll the wheel one pixel
I was gunna say 50 googleplexian
But that’s a useless number
3 world limit isn't a big deal.
If you're used to the 3ds edition and have bad storage... :(
*pay 200 dollars to play multiplayer*
I love how the world is called "Survival" but its in creative.
WAIT EA DOESN'T REALLY OWN MINECRAFT oh wait roblox owns Minecraft
This is a joke i know who made Minecraft its was steve jobs
That was also a joke
And a bad one.
Shut up shoto
Your joke sucks bro
“I can only play for a hour?”
Parents: Why are you spruised?
We made jokes like this back when Microsoft bought Minecraft.
For some reason I read the title as 'If EA Cursed Minecraft' but I still think that's an appropriate title for this
They should renane to Electronic F*cks.
,because every game they make is worse than Sims 1
*Sims 3 > Sims 4*
What a shame EF
Lets just hope that Mojang Studios is not gonna sell Minecraft to EA
This already exists its called bedrock edition
Bedrock edition does have a marketplace but none of the transactions are needed to enjoy the game
You dont need to pay to win in bedrock.
Only additional features
Which help you win sometimes
EA would have made you pay for updates and there wouldn’t be cross-play💀
$3 to make a world
*Finds diamonds in a chest*
"This is a premium substance. You need to be at level 50 to unlock it or you can buy the deluxe version to unlock it instantly for 50$"
Pay 256335 to Play multiplayer
This goes in such stark contrast to Minecraft's actual design philosophy of getting everything in the game from one base purchase that it hurts
PING SPOOFING
you're,
noob
Nah im not
OMGGGGG SKEPPY WHYYYY NOOOOO WHYYYYY
XD
@@xD-wm6rm @ABDL
Zelk: I just bought
Worlds: creation date two years apart
99999$ to miss player
Thank god none of those trash text to speech bots.
Nice video.
[$1000 to make a Comment]
You join a world called "Survival" and spawn in creative mode…
Wanna hear a joke
*_-UNLOCK THIS MESSAGE FOR 20 DOLLARS-_*
*-unlock this reply for £13-*
-unlock this reply for $199.99-
1:02 What I think I will end up doing in skywars
Edit: DO A PART TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NORMAL: CRACKED
PRO: PAID
@@SuperMarioSmiley roblox sux btw so yeah
Are you serious? -_-
Literally EA managing the Sims 4.
if mods are paid: Every sims game in a nutshell (they surely have a lot of paid content)
Actually we live in a EA real world, just think:
-You have to pay for born
-You have to pay for study
-You have to pay for eat
-You have to pay for live on a house
-You have to pay for enjoy
-And last one, you have to pay to create a human life
"Are you joking me."
Some reason that sounds wrong :/
1 year late brooooo
You should pay 99$ for open your inventory, and if you won't, you must pay 299$
Would you like to place block?
Yes: $25
Cancel: $20
Imagine if skeppy
plays this and pays for everything
If ea own this they would make breaking one block even dirt to be in a lootbox that cost the same amount of the game. Don't forget they will find away to put ads
Ea: Want to Join in a sever 500 dollars
Me:Ea you think I’m rich
Mom: 'You can only use the PC for 1 hour"
Me: 1:27
If you remember having a limit of 5 worlds you deserve a veterans discount
Ah ah ah! You have a texture pack! No mods unless you pay and it’s EA approved!
ea be like: would you like to purchase movement?
Starts new world: PAY $20 TO KEEP EXISTING
This is in my recommended for some reason, enjoyed the memories :)
No one
Literally not a single living soul
Zelk: ArE YoU JoKIng mE??
You can’t spell Minecraft without EA