@@kriuw cry about it. edit: OK I'm finally back. I apologize to those who died, but all I must say is.. yeah I literally have nothing else to say, bye bye!
She's a sweetheart. Mom taught her to be joyful not bitter despite the unfortunate circumstance She still found humor in it. Must be hard. HUGS🤗 My dad traveled a lot when I was a child I saw him rarely at home. I enjoyed his presence when I was in high school coz his business finally took off. It was short-lived coz he got heart attack n passed away. I couldn't smile in my graduation picture coz he's gone 2 months before the graduation ceremony. My awesome dad , I miss you
That 1st joke flew across my head like an airplane. Edit: OK I need to do this now. Thank you for the likes. I was waiting until we had more likes than comments on the video.
The first one is equivalent to: "why are british so bad at chess?" "Why?" "They already lost the queen." Edit: I was 100% aware of what i did and i knew many people would start complaining about this comment, but i will not apologize no matter how much y'all flood my notifications with these comments. I did this for comparision, not for comedy, and even if i did it to get some laughters then it wouldn't be a problem either, any type of dark humor said publicly is acceptable as long as it has a punchline and that it is crystal clear it's just irony if not, then it's considered hating. Those 2 factors are the main reason dark humor in stand ups are so funny. If you want to complain about anything, make my time worth and bring good points to convince me and others im in the wrong, if not, you should start looking for your father instead of looking for beef with me. Like, come on, it's not hard to ignore this and simply move on with your life
as a clash royale player, i professionally declare that the first one was absolutely god-tier edit: thanks for the likes, i don't deserve them, ik this is cringe but 2k is unfathomable to me
Just a symptom of being too nervous. She wasn't sure the joke would work and when it did work it made her overwhelmed. Having anxiety issues i know that feeling very well. The feeling of over joy and excited but also leaving the scene as fast as I can 🗿🗿
The first girl with her dad joke caught me off guard because HE said the punchline. I thought that would be the end of the joke, but she so quickly added on the “hashtag can relate.” I’m just so impressed because what would her delivery have been if he didn’t interrupt with the punchline? It’s like she had it locked and loaded, but she couldn’t have predicted that he would know the joke already.
@@carollynt So is joking about the Holocaust. And yet, there are some BANGERS mixed in the lot. Every dark and disgusting topic has some golden jokes. It's what makes comedy so brilliant: They're never the same to any single person.
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Unlike the airplanes, that first joke actually landed.
💀
Dude what is your problem? Innocent people died man
@@kriuw cry about it.
edit: OK I'm finally back. I apologize to those who died, but all I must say is..
yeah I literally have nothing else to say, bye bye!
What you mean? The plane did land just not on a runway
@@kriuwwe know?
She was spitting facts for just 20$💀
150th like
Youre everywhere
@@candymellow. Vice-versa applied on you...
And yt is large .I can't be everywhere
666Th like and fax💀
☕
Second one really committed 💀
I low key thought he was gonna strip for a sec-
@@MrSchatz i thought he was wearing a funny underwear like spongebob or smth 😂
Not like the girl's dad
@@ameer8203 I'm gonna come
plot twist: he actually wanted to do it
Bro didn't make him laugh, BRO MADE HIM TRAUMATIZED💀💀💀
9/11 💀💀💀
Thats about right 😂
Boo
Boo
Boo
The last girl is the definition of "laugh at yourself, people might laugh with you instead of laugh at you"
It's not even a bad quote
Wait if u laugh at ur self and people laugh with u aren’t they laughing at u ?
@@sastacatleast you made people laugh.
@@bananawithpajamas6379 oh
That's a big ass quote
she turned her trauma into profit, respect
Trauma into profit 😁😁🤣 love that
I could tell from the strap she was wearing around her neck
Well i can turn trauma into profit too ig cuz my father left and died
@@WSH3TMfrrr and she also has it painted on her face it makes sense why her dad left
Sounds like she lied bgl
I half expected her to start crying and drag her tears with the bill 😭😭
*cries in $20*
Only one comment and 2.5k likes? Let me change that
Wow
e
My dad left and never came back too but i never cried bet she cant even do 1 pushup🤡
“They already lost two towers”
That joke didn’t land well💀
We can also say, the airplanes didn't land well
@@Tsoraau we found him
neither did the towers
pun intended
What the he.ll
That first joke was brutal 💀💀
HEHEHEHA
😂💀
Just like the downfall of the Twin Towers
@@completeform_zygarde 😭😭
@@completeform_zygarde 💀
"when does a joke become a dad joke"
when it becomes apparent
😅🤣👍
🤔☝️😮
😂🤣👹🍑👺😂
When you accidentally type "😂🤣👹🍑👹🤣
Brotha
Everyone gangsta till the second guy doesn't stop 💀💀💀
ooga booga
😢
Oh hell no emma kick his nuts
Ooga booga
I was disappointed that he did stop
The fact the second guy stared you down while unbuckling his pants was crazy
He's down for it 100%
The 2nd guys was definition of work smarter not harder🤣🤣🤣
@DudeMan42 whyyyyyy bro lol
@DudeMan42 it's givingggggg Johnny sins-
But it was pretty hard
@DudeMan42something was hard for sure
Said enjoyed every minute of it
Donating to the orphans, what a good guy
Who said she was an orphan?
@@laughableone9197 Because her dad has left her very very long time ago
Orphans = skill issue
Youre not orphan if you only lose 1 parent but whatever
@@zelocius fact
Lesson - never say 'yes' to a guy who says 'can I do *anything* ?'
Exactly, No one knows the consequences 💀
@@apurvarpanyouknow1848 Ever heard of the word 'joke'??
@@candymellow.Are you high or wut?
@@apurvarpanyouknow1848 It's in a populated city, walking in your underwear won't bother anyone.
Ya
He panicked when the belt starts to coming off. 🤣🤣🤣
“They already lost two towers”
*the man was to stunned to speak*
Can u explain first joke , pls ...
@@070be. 9/11 (I’ll explain further if needed but probably not)
@@070be.911, google it up
Look up 9/11@@070be.
@@070be. September 11th 2001, educate yourself, google it
She went personal just for that 💀
Imagine if he’s still home…
If she was my daughter I’d say “I taught you well”
Her dad would be proud of her smarts
I think she lying
She's a sweetheart. Mom taught her to be joyful not bitter despite the unfortunate circumstance She still found humor in it. Must be hard. HUGS🤗 My dad traveled a lot when I was a child I saw him rarely at home. I enjoyed his presence when I was in high school coz his business finally took off. It was short-lived coz he got heart attack n passed away. I couldn't smile in my graduation picture coz he's gone 2 months before the graduation ceremony. My awesome dad , I miss you
@@wmmv2019 i hope ur okay .. stay strong
The way he panicked nd said not anything 🤣🤣🤣🏃♀️
1.2k likes and no comments? Lemme fix that like usual.
@@AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH53 thanks for ur courtesy ✨🏃♀️
Nd?
@@eggamer1245 new style for 2023.
HE HE HE HAW 👨
The second guy really said "im not gay, but 20$ is 20$" 💀
that girl was ready for that comeback ✌️
he was answering her joke lmao it wasnt a comeback
Unlike her dad
@@IzzyPizzyCrizzy 😭😭🤣😭😭
It was kinda obvious her dad left. Look what’s around her neck
@@IzzyPizzyCrizzy HAHAHAHAHA
Second guy is be like :
'*Never let them know your next move*'
I knew it was cumming
337 likes and no replies? lemme fix that
tbh so true
Yh😂
1.5k likes and only two Replies, lemme fix that
Bro was gonna take OF his pants😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That 1st joke flew across my head like an airplane.
Edit: OK I need to do this now. Thank you for the likes. I was waiting until we had more likes than comments on the video.
YOU
oh god hahaha
STOP 💀
This hit me hard
ya man that joke was so mind-blowing, it crashed!
He just got violated with the first question💀
she’s like “my life’s a joke, let’s try it out” same girl same he gone gone🤣🤣🤣
underrated
Lol
that “two towers” hit me in emotional damage
Can u explain
Lets just say 911
@Daily Dose Of Tsubaki the twin tower incident?
Now i remember , should i say thanks or sorry😓
just likes the planes
the perfect timing of the siren 💀
was gonna say that 😂
I thought that was a sound effect
She doesn't need the money, she needs her dad back.
"Can I do anything?"
"Yes"
*Starts pulling the other man's pants.*
"We'll have a dual of sword fight!"
🤨📸
🤨are you sure it is a sword only
Caught in 4K ultra galaxy neon sony camera hd 📸
@@gurmehrdhingra ayo 😳
I- uh- hehe- I…
Wonder what stripper guy's plan was if he'd not been stopped.
make him laugh with his tiny D
He would have been dead laughing just by looking at it💀
@@doglovers814 💀💀
💀💀
The guy at the back just watching him be like:☠
Random guy : I can do anything?
Him : Ya
Random guy : * unbuckles belt *
thanks for explaining im blind and deaf
OmG bR0 I dIDn'T rEaLizE ThAT 😱😱😱
The guy is doing the most classic thing since the ancient times 😳 if you know what I mean.
No spacing spaces next to the asterisks for bold text.
What if he starts unbuckling the other guys belt instead O.o
*As a Muslim, I rate the 1st joke 9 out of 11* 🌚
Second guy knew exactly what to do
@Bang me Chan 😟
@Bang me Chan your profile speaks all
@Bang me Chan Bang Chan 😭
@Bang me Chan THE PFP AND NAME IM 😭
@bangmechanyou need jesus
I give the first joke a 9/11 rating .
dawg
From Malaysia but still really funny
@@vellamahramiah7645doesn’t really matter where ur from
This is fucked up people died just for a joke?!
welcome to human history, first time ?@@Baconeater121
“So your dad actually left and never came back?”
“Yeah”
“😂”
"😂"... Why tf is inverted commas?
@@apurvarpanyouknow1848 Are you dumb on purpose?
@@apurvarpanyouknow1848 cuz they are quoting the girl’s laugh
@@aronaron1277 nigga
@@apurvarpanyouknow1848 Quotes:"Allow me to introduce myself."
Bro the first one is wild 💀
the first one was just cold like my heart
why those it have to be so dark. man!
@@comictube1348 as dark as smoke from the towers
@@everythingisawesome2903 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@everythingisawesome2903 💀💀
@@everythingisawesome2903 oh nahhh 💀💀💀
The first and the last joke was darker than my life 💀
I can relate to the last joke 💀
First joke was really dark -👴🏻
Darker than the kids in my basement
@@Dreamy2k too much 💀
Darker than africans
Too courageous of the second guy to accept that the thing in his pants was a joke :)
fr
Why did I think he was gonna beat him with the belt at first😭😭😭
"First joke was darker than Jamal" 👴🏻
nah, Jamal is darker
Why did you bring this cringy joke here
@@Entarot why did you bring cringy yourself here?
@@_JustDog_ "cringy yourself" what you tryna say pal?
@@Entarot oohh noo , Abraham Lincoln is here - 👴
"Can i do anything?"
"Yeah"
"NOT ANYTHING"
" it's smol you can't even see it it's -69 inches " 💀💀
"Nah the bro got a dirty mind 💀"
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
*The world revolving intenses*
"Just take the money"
Nervously laugh 💀
Absolutely dark joke
He should be doing make me get shocked challenge at this point lol!😭
The first and second one caught me off guard for a minute💀
The first one went dark too soon 💀💀
just like the smoke from the towers
@@everythingisawesome2903 Mann🤣🤣🤣
@@everythingisawesome2903 😭😭
And he's there in the city where it took place, which makes it even more dark.
@@shthappens8923 you sure?
All the three got me wheezing
The Americans lost the 2 main towers in clash royale
@@mr1910sguy ye lol
What does the last one mean?
The first one means the twin tower incident in 9/11. BUT WHY WOULD YOU WHEEZE ABOUT THAT?!
@@尾藩 ever heard of jokes about Dad went buying milk and never came back?
It's the same refrence
HOLY- I DIED BEFORE THE SECOND JOKE!
Can I do anything?
Ya
Not anything 💀
Saif: Wait your dad actually left and never came back ?
Her: yes
Saif: starts chuckling and laughing in her face
💀💀💀💀
she was laughing herself even louder
Because she was lesbian
Look at her face
Bet because he wanted to give her dollars
She was a lesbian😂😂
The first one is equivalent to:
"why are british so bad at chess?"
"Why?"
"They already lost the queen."
Edit: I was 100% aware of what i did and i knew many people would start complaining about this comment, but i will not apologize no matter how much y'all flood my notifications with these comments.
I did this for comparision, not for comedy, and even if i did it to get some laughters then it wouldn't be a problem either, any type of dark humor said publicly is acceptable as long as it has a punchline and that it is crystal clear it's just irony if not, then it's considered hating. Those 2 factors are the main reason dark humor in stand ups are so funny.
If you want to complain about anything, make my time worth and bring good points to convince me and others im in the wrong, if not, you should start looking for your father instead of looking for beef with me.
Like, come on, it's not hard to ignore this and simply move on with your life
YOU DID NOT 💀
@@StaffStuDios_ i did yes 🗿🍷
@@KingAxolotl sooner enough it will be equivalent to:
“Why did Britain lost chess?”
“Why?”
“They already lost a king”
Better lose 1 queen instead 2 towers
brooooo
She sold her dad for 20 bucks 😭😂
give that man 40 for the twin tower joke
dam u xDD
20$, 9+11
@@V1kihanusovaBro, genius! 😅
“I can do anything?”
Me: *Starts tickling*
Easy $20, thanks for the tip
Plot twist he isn’t ticklish
Let me give u my expression for all the jokes
First: 💀
Second: 😭
Third: 😅🤣
These were something elseeee
The first joke was just brutal 😂
Nobody asked you to tell us your expression
@@CloudyMCYT stolen
@@wonderwoman99999 Chill! dude you don't have to be mean ;)
@@wonderwoman99999 cry about it lmao this is youtube let him be.
1st bro got no chills😂
Nah the first guy made the joke IN New York 💀
"they already lost two towers" (MULTIPLE TOWERS IN THE BACK) (insert very dramatic explosion here)
as a clash royale player, i professionally declare that the first one was absolutely god-tier
edit: thanks for the likes, i don't deserve them, ik this is cringe but 2k is unfathomable to me
Add me
Yo that's dark just no
It becomes more retable when u are in mid ladder😂
@@narayanrana1155 elixir golem mirror in opposite lanes 🔪😣
@@damien980it is and it's funny at the same time tho 😅😂
The first joke caught me offguard, like what the heck😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
First dude was ice cold. I wanna hear more American edition of dad jokes from him.
"I've won, but at what cost?" 💀
20 bucks
"when is a joke a dad joke"
When it's apparent
Thanks dad
Lmao when he said “take the money! 🥺”
😂
*The United argument be like*
US: No queen?
UK: No tower?
US: No money?
@@rando28-3 UK: Chuffed mate, I could also say the same thing.
This is hilarious for CR players
@@Dominances Nah the state of California got more money than the UK ain’t even a competition
US: No tea?
UK: No health care?
The girl looked like she was holding back tears-
No she didn't
Trauma doesn't make you strong, it makes you funny.
~Hephen Stawking
daddy isssue
Just a symptom of being too nervous. She wasn't sure the joke would work and when it did work it made her overwhelmed. Having anxiety issues i know that feeling very well. The feeling of over joy and excited but also leaving the scene as fast as I can 🗿🗿
Tears? No, trust me. There's no tears for "father" who left.
Went fatherless for jus 20$ 💀
Worth it
already was, the 20s extra😂
Look closely, she only got some paper. So did the other guy that made him laugh.
20 dolla profit my nigga
She has to buy milk to bring dad back duh
All of them nailed it!!
The First Joke Was Explosive, Damn.
That joke was the bomb!
had a blast with that joke
Normally jokes fly over my head but this one hit
his joke hits hard i almost collapse
stop starting every word in your sentence with a capital
Guy : do you know why british cant play chess
Me: why
Guy : because they dont have a queen
never heard that in my life for sure
That's actually not bad joke. You just have to it on the right time
Not bad 😂
You can still win without a queen!
not bad joke
Guy was staring into his soul while unbuckling 😂
The Fact that They Are in New York when the First Guy Said the That HITS THE SPOT Joke.💯💯💀💀
"he never came back?"
"Ya"
*Laughs in pain*😢
The first clip was wholesome
Definitely
Truly not dark at all.
@@Goz969 ya and I think he's Muslim guy!
Real
lol this is so funny i love your channel 😂😂
That first one was *personal.* My man did all ‘Muricans dirty.
The first girl with her dad joke caught me off guard because HE said the punchline. I thought that would be the end of the joke, but she so quickly added on the “hashtag can relate.”
I’m just so impressed because what would her delivery have been if he didn’t interrupt with the punchline? It’s like she had it locked and loaded, but she couldn’t have predicted that he would know the joke already.
That second guy was about to show him his dingdong 💀
That’s what I call motivation!
I would’ve said to her, “here take the money to buy some milk.” 😂😅
😂
That first joke was actually hella fun lol
The first joke is just so dark when your American 💀
as dark as smokes from the towers
Bro I watched the towers fall that was kinda rude and it gave me flashbacks
As dark as the people who got burned alive
The second guy was hilarious
The first one made my jaw drop😭💀
Classic 9/11 joke
Ya just like twin towers droped
Those 20 dollars are more than her dad ever gave her probably lmao
Dark humor last one💀
i had the same reaction to the first one- 💀
Honestly, the first guy should've gotten some money. Lmao
@@carollynt So is joking about the Holocaust. And yet, there are some BANGERS mixed in the lot.
Every dark and disgusting topic has some golden jokes. It's what makes comedy so brilliant: They're never the same to any single person.
@@carollyntoh okay, let me just convince the entire dark humor community
@@carollyntskill iss- jk
The first joke actually landed😂
Second guy really said:
"I'm not gay but 20$ is 20$"
It's a pretty popular joke..@@rasyawil8586
@@rasyawil8586Exactly 🤣❤️🌌🌠
Her dad scrolling through youtube shorts💀
"wAiT your dad actually left and never came back??"
"yAh"
"....😂😂"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Glad she had a come back lol
🤣🤣
@@TheMaskedChef7 Well we probably know who didn’t come back
2nd guy is the goat
“I can do anything, ANYTHING!”
Okay Jevil
The first one 💀💀
“Wait your dad actually left and never came back?” “Ya”😂😂😂😂😂#canrelate
I thought Saif gonna say "it's okay, now you can call me Daddy.." 😂😂
"when does a joke become dad joke?"
He when he left you for the milk
W
The first dude tho-💀
Ayo that second guy wtf are you doing!
That first joke got me unexpected and I laughed so hard😂💀