@@aclark903the bible never say anything whether you can have sex or not, Idk if you mishear or not but if you believe that, then the pope lied, which is a sin of bearing false witness, even if its a white lie.
Dude promoted a whole economic system proposed by the Pope to counter both Marxist and capitalist ideologies in favor of a more moral system called distributism and people were like nah. Smh
@@jdotoz to Catholics: YOU ARE IN A DEAD RELIGION! Mother Mary is dead and among the dead, worship not the dead neither demons. Soul, REPENT. you are in dark, influenced by evil, as you sound to disturb the dead. Only CHRIST JESUS raise from the dead and LIVES again and forever. Seek CHRIST, leave Mary alone.
@@ChristisKing229 Protestantism is a huge spectrum, and some of the more hardcore fire-and-brimstone sects still consider catholicism to be pure idolatry, and not really Christian at all. There's a great quotation from Dorothy Sayers' _The Nine Tailors_ from the 1920s: "You have to ring the passing-bell for everyone that dies in the parish, don't you, whoever they are?" "Yes, dissenter and church alike. That was laid down by old Sir Martin Thorpe, your great-great-grandfather, when he left the money for the bell-fund. 'Every Christian soul' was the words in his will. Why, we even had to ring for that woman as lived up the Long Drove, as was a Roman Catholic. Old Hezekiah was rare put out."
Well looking at the absolute state we have allowed our nations to fall to, it's a safe bet that no Christians except for maybe eastern European ones, will be going to heaven. The fact that we have basically allowed every western city to be like Sodom ever since the 60s really should tell you what God thinks about us. So unless you are like Lot, I would not count on you being the one person being saved.
@@hus390 Sure and I ruined your mother Mexico wouldn’t be Mexico culturally without being introduced to Catholicism via colonization which was already there before Mexican gained independence
I love how Marge imagines that both groups go to Heaven but Protestants are snobbish while Catholics are more fun loving and she is still horrified that her family are having a good time in the afterlife.
You missed the party where the Catholics were portrayed by Mexicans, Italians, and Irish--3 predominantly Catholic demographics that were considered non-white (def Mexicans are still non-white). It's not about snobbery but more white supremacy.
@@MikeA817 white supremacy ?? Naaah… skin has nothing to do with this, stop considering everything about skin colors guys, it’s annoying isn’t it ? There are many reasons why Protestants were depicted here, as those snobbish, a little bit homo maybe as well, playing golf and so portraying the 70/80s British or yuppies stereotypes… Also the only ones a little bit more brown skninned amongst Catholics are only the Mexicans… Cause Italians, French, Irish etc people, are 100% white…
I am English and was raised in the Church of England. This is fucking hilarious. I’ll never forget going to Catholic confirmations and weddings and thinking this is way more fun.
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It’s nice when you realize that Marge didn’t think they were going to hell for having a different viewpoint of Christianity as them, simply that they would go to a different part of heaven
That is pretty nice actually, most Christians seem to think the different ones will go to Hell when they all believe in the same Jesus Christ. I'll honestly never get that viewpoint, even Marge's idea seems more plausible lol
@@goodolnonamee yeah it's kind of stupid to think that you'll go to hell because you can't tell which is the right one. I mean imagine going to hell for believing the religion you were born into pretty messed up concept. I mean it's isn't even based on if you were a good person or not
@@sparky-xz1nb Oh yeah definitely, that's one of the reasons I'm Atheist lol. But I think it's even crazier to think you can believe in the right god but you go to Hell anyways for not doing your worship the right way! They all believe in the exact same Jesus Christ, but some believe that the others are going to hell for not believing a specific way?! God that's stupid.
@@goodolnonamee I wonder who are those "most christians", because surely the majority wouldn't believe in that. I mean, all these groups believe in the word of God, but have slightly different interpretation of it and different traditions. Only my very religious grandmother would say that only catholics go to heaven.
I come from a large family of Catholics and Protestants. We are a mixed bag of Catholic and Church of England. For example my late Father was Protestant and I am Catholic. I had Protestant and Catholic Grand Parents. My Dad always enjoyed the monthly Catholic Church dance and always said the Catholics knew how to throw a party. My Wife came from a very traditional Church of England background and I remember the first time she came to one of our family parties and couldnt believe that the guy in the kitchen, my cousin, with a large whiskey in one hand and a cigarette in the other telling a funny anecdote was in fact a Catholic priest.
Anglican is as close as you can get to catholicism, especially the high church. That's why British aren't as dead fish like the bible belt Dutch or the calvinist Swiss.
When I was stationed in Ft Hood, TX, back in the early 1990s, every Thursday night they had Tejano night at a nearby town's night club. One of my Army buddies had hooked up with a divorced German woman who was a regular there. She came from Germany with her ex husband when he was transferred to Ft Hood from an American Army base over there. She loved the music, and seemed like she was in no hurry to return to Germany. When I got to ask her at our table why she loved Tejano music so much, she said because it is pretty much the same as German polka. Made sense to me.
@@user-tn1sm7nl5nYo soy misionero catolico, pero conocí unos misioneros luteranos argentinos que en cuestion de fe (y no religiosidad) entendían la fe más que mucha gente que conozco. La cristianidad es pues, la vida, no ya una religión. Paz, hermano
In Heaven: the Italians are the cooks, the Germans are the mechanics, and the British are the police In Hell: the British are the cooks, the Italians are the mechanics, and the Germans are the police
The Italians still have some good engineers, considering that Italian supercars and firearms are generally of high quality. Germany's modern police service is fairly good, and their counter-terrorist faction, the GSG 9, is one of the better special forces units. British food is better than most people give it credit for, most people only really think of the simple or weird examples. Quite a lot of foods that most Westerners think of as "default" foods were British in origin. No, a truly hellish society would have the Norwegians as the cooks, the Amish as engineers and the Brazilians as police.
You think an old man wearing a funny hat who pardons pedophiles is the voice of God on Earth. ... Sorry. I just see people being happy and have to shit on it. =/
Stop spitting lies. Jesus didn't found any "churches", it was one Christian church. From the very start there were heresies - it's literally "branches" in Greek. There were a lot of subdivision within Christian church: Judeo-Christians, Ioannites, Gnostics, Arians, Monophysites, Nestorians... And they were chill with each other until 5th century. Pride is a sin. All Christians are equal, no man has all the truth. Only God gives truth.
My Irish Dad, who was raised Catholic but didn't stay a Catholic, found this scene hilarious (he also just loved The Simpsons, it's a shame he's not around anymore...maybe he's in Catholic heaven, wouldn't that be funny)
Fun tip: The three catholic countries represented there (Italy, Ireland and México), besides sharing pretty much the same flag (mainly the green and white colors), also shared the group E of the FIFA World Cup played in USA, 1994.
I totally believe that everyone who goes to Heaven gets their own place to have their own personal Heaven. Mine would be a place where I can live out my fantasies of being in different cartoons, books and such and still be able to pause and travel to my family's Heavens and visit, chat and say I love them. Then, go right back to having fun.
@@asligaletto8196 They might do it, but the whole concept of that tradition originated In Mexico. Piñatas were invented on China and were brought by the spanish, but the whole rite, symbolism, etc, was created In Mexico. It is said that the aztecs had a similar tradition to worship Huitzilopochtli before the spanish came. Thats why they are commonly associated with mexican culture, like In this episode of The Simpsons, they were referring to mexicans. PS: Thanks for letting me know you do it as well, thats definitely something I didnt know.
So Protestant Heaven is just nothing but Brits and Americans, Catholic Heaven is Italian, Spanish, and Irish, does this mean that Orthodox Heaven will be Greeks and Russians?
My favorite joke cut short: guy dies and goes to heaven. St Pete is there to give him the tour. There are rooms full of various denominations all joyful and content. Down one dark corridor the man sees a room where all inside are sitting quietly but St Pete draws him away with a 'shush' gesture. The man asks" who are they"? St Pete replies "those are the Baptists, they think they are the only ones here".
The "speak to your manager lady" has been a stereotype for ages, likely at least since it stopped being the 50s and it stopped being expected that men would do literally all of the talking at a restaurant. Calling them Karen is the only real new part
@@kaiii794 I live in Qatar, and I discovered a Muslim equivalent, which is Ramadan, and it lasts for about 29-30 days, but I’d say that Lent is probably better. In Ramadan, they have to fast for like, thirty days straight from dawn until dusk, and a bunch of shops close down during Ramadan.
Actually Catholicism is pretty serious and values authority. If you ask me Protestant is wayyy more laid back 😂 especially with the rock music and everything
the history of Ireland does not help with that. there was a period where Britain was held quite strictly to the Anglican church. alot of the lower class were still catholic and so that sets precedent for such sentiments.
Well as a Catholic who's in the South, there would have to be a subset of Protestant Heaven that's over on the Catholic side called "Redneck Heaven" because they party just as hard as we Catholics do. The only difference is that the beer is in Yeti cups so you can't tell they're drinking.
I live in New York so yeah cultural events like these are pretty common. I really don’t belong to any of the “highly stereotyped” nationalities (my ancestry is mostly German) so I usually enjoy the show from the sidelines
@@djmurp2 yeah when I say German I only mean that ethnically 😂😂😂 I am probably not all that different from your typical American other than being catholic. I don’t really mind it though, I still take part in a lot of church activities pertaining to other nationalities while not being felt left out. It’s one of the many things I love about the church
Raised American Catholic, can confirm. Every church picnic is basically this but everyone is also carrying a butter-drenched styrofoam box of either pierogies or haluski depending on age, and everything smells like flat grill smoke.
The most seemed experience I had, was when I traveled to Holy Land, when I started to sing catholic hymns in latin language, suddenly other tourists began to sing with me.
The writers in fact totally mocked the religion by assuming what heaven looks like and projecting it. The writers are likely atheist. But what ever helps you sleep at night.
Arvind Talukdar considering nobody has ever actually even proven heaven exists, or even which of the thousands of religions that have existed since the dawn of man is the “right” one, heaven is whatever you want to make it be.
Much of my family is on my father's side, on my mother's side its all mormon, and my parents are neither, haha. Family get-togethers can be interesting at times... all peace and love until someone mentions a religious topic. x_x
practically half of the world's countries are embracing catholicism except some asian countries but I can guess the simpsons wanted to put the 3 countries that their cultures are collided with catholicism (Im pretty kinda sad why Brazil isn't in here). mexicans laws are based by catholic values ireland history and laws are thanks to catholicism and Italy is where catholicism technically started.
@@fr.Angel21 although the catholics in Brazil are 65% of the population, Brazil still is the country with the largest catholic population in absolute numbers
>filipino heaven >massive roast pig and banana ketchup in the center of a table >drunk uncle gets on karaoke machine >he starts singing my way >bar fight ensues
@@FARDEENKHANQWE123 yeah I'm well aware, it's just not something I want to think about while watching an animated sitcom poking fun at the idea of different heavens for different religions
I like how the comment section is basically the closest you'll find of a comment section "heaven", where everyone's positive and people actually aren't fighting with each other
@@qwertboo399 the only reason why this show stereotypes Mexicans, Italians, and Irish, in Catholic heaven is because it’s an American show and in the US the 3 largest Catholic groups are people of Mexican, Irish, and Italian descent. Because of the religious similarities these groups tended to live in the same neighborhoods and intermix (especially Irish and Italian). If you meet someone that’s mixed between Irish and Italian descent they’re probably from northeastern US
They really aren't that similar even in stereotypes. Italians are loud and direct. Mexicans value the opposite- politeness and quiet passive aggressiveness. As for the Irish? Well, I don't know.
As someone who is neither Catholic nor Protestant, but grew up for at least some of my life in both, I can finally pinpoint a really big difference between them 💀
Lol this is too true. My family is Irish Catholic, the cousins are Protestant. At their Daughter's wedding they sat all of us Catholics in a dark corner in the back... Didn't stop us from shouting and dancing though!
I officiated a wedding where the groom's family was all a bunch of Cajuns (so at least culturally Catholic if not practicing) and they were drunk before the wedding started. By the end of the night we had to carry the groom's dad out of the reception hall because he was so tanked.
@@SwirlyPinwheel really? I’m Irish Catholic and weddings/family gatherings can usually be heard through the vacuum of space Edit: I’m personally an atheist but my family are catholic and I still act like them in many cultural ways
@@SwirlyPinwheel Like American with Polish heritage or actually from Poland? I'd have thought Polish weddings would be a pretty hardcore affair alright lol
It's very sad what is occurring with the Catholic Church in Germany. I can't believe that German bishops see nothing wrong with "homosexual unions"... and they even want to ordain female priests. Very sad. If these people don't agree with the teachings, traditions, and mandates of the Catholic church then why do they want to be "Catholic"? it makes no sense!
the Bavarians knows how to party just like Mexicans, Irish, Poles and Italian. The catholics just know to be serious in the church and troll whole the world outside :D
lol you think? I don't believe so. Italians are generally portrayed as the funny guys, compared to the Protestant Scandinavians or Anglicans, for example
Half my fam is Protestant and the other half is Catholic. This is spot on. If you have been to a wedding or funeral for either the difference is like night and day. We Catholics do know how to celebrate.
Nestorians split over the Catholic Church cause they followed a guy cause Notors who believed Jesus Christ was two persons in the same body. God and Jesus of Nazareth, while the Catholics thing that Jesus Christ is 1 person with 2 natures, human and divine. It’s seem silly but it has theologian implications like has God died or just Jesus of Narazeth died ? But in today’s Assyrian Church people believe in the Catholic view, even Mari Mari, the most famous Assyrian bishop who lost an eye in a terrorist attack this month said that the position of the Assyrian church of Jesus is the same as the Catholic Church.
“Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine, There’s always laughter and good red wine. At least I’ve always found it so. Benedicamus Domino!” -Hilaire Belloc
@@kubauhlir1730 Crusades were defensive wars fighting to protect Christians in the Holy Land from being tortured, maimed and killed by people with names like yours
@@wms72 How s*upid can you be? :D Crusades were wars fought to spread catholicism, not even Christianity, since multiple were waged in Europe against Christians you absolute i*iot :D
@@kubauhlir1730 Do a little actual research. The holy land was Catholic until Mohammedans invaded and persecuted Catholics. Catholics still live there today who are descendants of Catholics who lived there since the time of Christ, and they are happy and thankful the Crusaders came to rescue them. You prove how ungodly and untruthful you are by resorting to name-calling, thereby shaming your parents, your religion and your culture for failing to socialize you so that you might make an intellectually convincing argument to defend your baseless beliefs.
The best wedding reception I've ever been to is my little sisters. Both sides of the family are Irish and German Catholic and very large. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE was drinking, dancing, and having an amazing time. Food was catered BBQ, and family pitched in to make it an open bar. Reception company had to go buy more cases of beer at the store because the four kegs went dry. There were even a few doobies being passed around out back. Still the best wedding reception I've ever been to, by a mile.
And how about a Polish country wedding? Goes on for three days, the third being ‘na poprawki’ (‘to put things right’, i.e. ‘we didn’t eat and drink enough on days 1 and 2’).
Funnier than hell, but so true. My father's small family his parents were all WASP's,..card carrying DAR members and everything no less. My mother's very large family was all Italian Catholic through and through. My grandmother on my father's side tolerated my mother at best and was always pretty cold to and around us grandkids. My mother's family all loved us and their own Italian kids to death and were, and still are, very warm, fun, and loving people.
Fun fact: on the Titanic there was no catholic mass for 1st class, only 2nd and 3rd. All of first class passengers were Protestants while most of the 3rd class passengers were Catholics.
Stupid comment. Protestants do not care about bling bling, and fake Saints. Thats why I consider them real followers of God, like all the people in the Renaissance.
Brazil is the biggest nation of Catholics and they didn’t add it too. It’s only what is known by Americans cause is an American TV show and jokes must be understood in order to be funny
In Scotland we have a saying. There's more fun at a Catholic funeral than a Protestant wedding.
so true lol at my irish catholic grandpa's funeral party we were taking shots and dancing for hours
😂😂😂
@@anglohistorian1463Anglican goober detected.
@@ShadowWizard5757 Anglicanism still better than the Catholicucks.
@@anglohistorian1463John Knox can suck our Highland cocks.
The fact that Bart managed to make it into Heaven at all is nothing short of a miracle.
Yeah Marge should focus on that part.
I guess God shortened the quota to "having had a pulse before death" 😂
All children go to heaven, bro.
@@cowsquidman5679 Bart's old enough to understand consequences by now. I'd think God would hold him to a higher standard than Maggie.
@@cowsquidman5679 No children* you mean
Jk
As an Irish Catholic I approve of the way they portray Catholic heaven as it looks like a blast.
As a Mexican Catholic, I approve as well, hope we both make it to heaven and do this.
@@highhoper1143 agreed
Fenian bastard
@@highhoper1143Kissing tho- I thought the Pope said no sex in heaven..
@@aclark903the bible never say anything whether you can have sex or not, Idk if you mishear or not but if you believe that, then the pope lied, which is a sin of bearing false witness, even if its a white lie.
"In Catholicism, the drink, the cigar, and the cross can be together." - G.K. Chesterton
Dude promoted a whole economic system proposed by the Pope to counter both Marxist and capitalist ideologies in favor of a more moral system called distributism and people were like nah. Smh
@@LastThankG0DfreeAtLast Really. Sad but it's truth. 🥺
"Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine, there is always laughter and good red wine."
@@jdotoz to Catholics: YOU ARE IN A DEAD RELIGION!
Mother Mary is dead and among the dead, worship not the dead neither demons.
Soul, REPENT. you are in dark, influenced by evil, as you sound to disturb the dead.
Only CHRIST JESUS raise from the dead and LIVES again and forever. Seek CHRIST, leave Mary alone.
He was not an economist, he was a theologian. A good theologian doesn't mean a good economist@@LastThankG0DfreeAtLast
As an Irish man I would like to say I can’t wait to meet my Italian and Mexican brothers
Wonder if every now and then we can go and throw molotov cocktails at protestant heaven. .
Come to the USA and you would meet both.
@@fiddleback1568 well from my view the USA seems close
Thanks for the help in 1846 tho yall our brothers.
@@Ackerman673 🤝🤝
i love how marge says "i would like to speak to jesus" like she was at mcdonalds wanting to speak to the manager
Marge is a proto-Karen after all.
@@journeytoformreally does belong in protestant heaven
I mean, the guy supposed to listen to all so I don't see what's wrong
Peter may be the "doorman" checking the list, but it's Jesus who makes that list, so yeah, it makes perfect sense.
particularly fun considering Jesus has nothing to do with the building and rules of those religions lol
It's quite wholesome how marge still imagines catholics as getting into heaven, just a different heaven
Protestants believe in salvation through faith alone, why would she not? It's really hard not to sound pretentious online.
@@ChristisKing229 Protestantism is a huge spectrum, and some of the more hardcore fire-and-brimstone sects still consider catholicism to be pure idolatry, and not really Christian at all. There's a great quotation from Dorothy Sayers' _The Nine Tailors_ from the 1920s:
"You have to ring the passing-bell for everyone that dies in the parish, don't you, whoever they are?"
"Yes, dissenter and church alike. That was laid down by old Sir Martin Thorpe, your great-great-grandfather, when he left the money for the bell-fund. 'Every Christian soul' was the words in his will. Why, we even had to ring for that woman as lived up the Long Drove, as was a Roman Catholic. Old Hezekiah was rare put out."
@@ChristisKing229 A lot of Evangelists genuinely believe catholics aren't true christians and won't go to heaven
@@LioTangg We don’t to or about those people.
Well looking at the absolute state we have allowed our nations to fall to, it's a safe bet that no Christians except for maybe eastern European ones, will be going to heaven.
The fact that we have basically allowed every western city to be like Sodom ever since the 60s really should tell you what God thinks about us. So unless you are like Lot, I would not count on you being the one person being saved.
As an Italian I am disappointed that nobody mentions our Polish Catholic brothers!
They forgot to mention the WASPs’ Scots-Irish brothers over in Protestant Heaven’s trailer park.
Ciao, thank you 😁 🇵🇱
Poles just melted into the Irish party.
What do they have to do with anything??
@@anonymous-hz2un Poles are the archetypical white non-Latino Catholics.
Irish-Mexican-Italian Fusion Cuisine must be great up in Catholic Heaven.
Matteo Ricci The Italians bring the food the irish bring the beer!
As an Irishman our traditional cuisine is pretty fuckin boring. Meat and potatoes. Maybe someone else can take of the food haha
Jack Robbo Food is one of the few reasons I' m glad my dad decided to raise me in Italy instead of his homeland Ireland.
kevin mc nally Haha smart decision!
Mordekai Horowitz not enough Italian stuff in there.
As a Mexican, I’m truthfully excited to Irish dance in heaven after a good pasta. Thank you.
Mexico was ruined by Catholicism.
@@hus390 Sure and I ruined your mother
Mexico wouldn’t be Mexico culturally without being introduced to Catholicism via colonization which was already there before Mexican gained independence
@@hus390 as long as we can tell, Mexico advanced culturally thanks to catholicism, for example we had human sacrifices before they arrived.
Irish dancing, Mexican food, Italian music, French pastry, with an abundance of beautiful Brazilian people. Now that's heaven.
Do brazilians have a place there too? It would be great to see our brothers and sisters.
I love how Marge imagines that both groups go to Heaven but Protestants are snobbish while Catholics are more fun loving and she is still horrified that her family are having a good time in the afterlife.
Isn't like the real life ?😂
You missed the party where the Catholics were portrayed by Mexicans, Italians, and Irish--3 predominantly Catholic demographics that were considered non-white (def Mexicans are still non-white). It's not about snobbery but more white supremacy.
@@MikeA817 how are the Irish non-white? Plus, Carl and Hibbert are black and still protestants.
@@MikeA817 white supremacy ?? Naaah… skin has nothing to do with this, stop considering everything about skin colors guys, it’s annoying isn’t it ?
There are many reasons why Protestants were depicted here, as those snobbish, a little bit homo maybe as well, playing golf and so portraying the 70/80s British or yuppies stereotypes…
Also the only ones a little bit more brown skninned amongst Catholics are only the Mexicans…
Cause Italians, French, Irish etc people, are 100% white…
@@MikeA817 they censored my post only god knows why….
But, no, skin color and white supremacy has nothing to do with this.
I am English and was raised in the Church of England. This is fucking hilarious. I’ll never forget going to Catholic confirmations and weddings and thinking this is way more fun.
Not to late to join us brother!
@@TheSuperbCrowwe don't want to join you, I have respect for you catholics But we stick by protestant✝️✝️💙💙
The irish-mexican-italian fusion music when they dance is actually, no joke, a full on musical composition masterpiece
cant agree more
btw i know some of you guys hate self promoters, but if you're really interested to check my song called end of the day out, i'd be glad tho. thank you :)
Isn't it just normal riverdance music though?
@@darthdorkus yep, but it also has mexican mariachi horns on the back, and at the end has a very italian musical composition
@@ZachzWinner i checked it out it was really sweet :) you've definitely got potential!
It's an audio clip from Riverdance by Bill Whelan lol.
It’s nice when you realize that Marge didn’t think they were going to hell for having a different viewpoint of Christianity as them, simply that they would go to a different part of heaven
That is pretty nice actually, most Christians seem to think the different ones will go to Hell when they all believe in the same Jesus Christ. I'll honestly never get that viewpoint, even Marge's idea seems more plausible lol
@@goodolnonamee guess I've been right there with Marge.
@@goodolnonamee yeah it's kind of stupid to think that you'll go to hell because you can't tell which is the right one. I mean imagine going to hell for believing the religion you were born into pretty messed up concept. I mean it's isn't even based on if you were a good person or not
@@sparky-xz1nb Oh yeah definitely, that's one of the reasons I'm Atheist lol.
But I think it's even crazier to think you can believe in the right god but you go to Hell anyways for not doing your worship the right way! They all believe in the exact same Jesus Christ, but some believe that the others are going to hell for not believing a specific way?! God that's stupid.
@@goodolnonamee I wonder who are those "most christians", because surely the majority wouldn't believe in that. I mean, all these groups believe in the word of God, but have slightly different interpretation of it and different traditions. Only my very religious grandmother would say that only catholics go to heaven.
Speaking as a Greek Orthodox Christian, I wonder what our Heaven will by like, probably more similar to Catholic Heaven.
Sister Churches.
its probably with less beer more wine , less burritos more gyro, and a group of guys chanting in the morning
Well Balkan and Slavic countries, are a lot alike but more alcohol
god of war
Greeks, Russians, Serbs and Armenians bonding over a mutual hatred of Turkey
I wonder if orthodox heaven is just Greeks and Arabs yelling at each other
dont forget the slavs
We have to pass the time somehow.
And Russians wallowing in the sea of vodka
As a dead person, this is 100% accurate. : D
They have Internet up there?!?! Sweet!
Yes! Heavens great
Wait you're dead? Then how could you quantify Accuracy?
Magnus Nihil dude, same
Magnus Nihil but what about the Gnostics?
I get to eat Italian food and drink with Irishman for all eternity??
YES!!!
I thought the table moment was France?
Not only that, but you get to dance in perfect synch
Catholic monks produce the best beer on the planet
Imagine what those guys will be able to accomplish on Catholic Heaven
Lol
OR, you can get to play croquet and badminton for all eternity
This is one of the few examples in media where a show can joke about religion without blatantly shitting on peoples' culture and values.
I come from a large family of Catholics and Protestants. We are a mixed bag of Catholic and Church of England. For example my late Father was Protestant and I am Catholic. I had Protestant and Catholic Grand Parents. My Dad always enjoyed the monthly Catholic Church dance and always said the Catholics knew how to throw a party. My Wife came from a very traditional Church of England background and I remember the first time she came to one of our family parties and couldnt believe that the guy in the kitchen, my cousin, with a large whiskey in one hand and a cigarette in the other telling a funny anecdote was in fact a Catholic priest.
"Church of England" is Anglican
Anglican is as close as you can get to catholicism, especially the high church. That's why British aren't as dead fish like the bible belt Dutch or the calvinist Swiss.
@@draganskoda3338majority of swiss are catholic though
@@Ch-ew9tm majority of Dutch are Catholic as well (or at least half). But having a calvinist elite does something to a culture
@@draganskoda3338 yes it gives calvinists the excuse to exploit people that are less fortunate. Wich is bad imo. I don’t like calvinism
As an Irishman who used to live in Italy and now lives in Mexico, I approve of this video. 🇮🇹 🇮🇪 🇲🇽 👍🏼
Ciao
Now I get why the flags look similar 🤣🤣🤣
I dub thee El Mick
@@mikeries8549 El Micko*
lol
As an Italian, I can confirm that our idea of Heaven has vines and grapes hanging from thin air without any pergola holding them.
I wonder what heaven grapes taste like
@@hobomike6935For me, I wonder how pigs fly.
@@PoeLemicwith wings, duh
XD
I hope there's chicken picatta
As a German Catholic growing up in deep south Texas listening to Polka music on the local Tejano radio station I approve of this video clip! 🤣
When I was stationed in Ft Hood, TX, back in the early 1990s, every Thursday night they had Tejano night at a nearby town's night club. One of my Army buddies had hooked up with a divorced German woman who was a regular there. She came from Germany with her ex husband when he was transferred to Ft Hood from an American Army base over there. She loved the music, and seemed like she was in no hurry to return to Germany. When I got to ask her at our table why she loved Tejano music so much, she said because it is pretty much the same as German polka. Made sense to me.
Que raro¡ yo soy Evangélico Luterano en Ciudad de México🇲🇽🤔
Pero amo a Augsburg🇩🇪 y a Fredericksburg,TX🇺🇸🍻
hell yeah we love our German brothers! viva Alemania!
@@user-tn1sm7nl5nYo soy misionero catolico, pero conocí unos misioneros luteranos argentinos que en cuestion de fe (y no religiosidad) entendían la fe más que mucha gente que conozco. La cristianidad es pues, la vida, no ya una religión. Paz, hermano
The country with the most Catholics in the world is Brazil, don't forget us
As a Catholic I kind of love the Protestant Heaven. They look relaxed,chill and everything is simple.
you're an honorary WASP
The Protestant heaven is for stuffy, boring preppies.
From a former Catholic, who dresses like a preppy. 😂
Mexican food, Italian wine and Irish whiskey? Sign me up for Catholic heaven
Maura Mcgovern Said like a true catholic. And alcoholic. Prais God and his ONLY mediator Christ that I'm no longer catholic
Puncho Villa lol bye felicia
Dont forget Bavarian beer and pretzels and brats.
What about the french?
Irish food, Mexican wine and Italian liqueurs
In Heaven: the Italians are the cooks, the Germans are the mechanics, and the British are the police
In Hell: the British are the cooks, the Italians are the mechanics, and the Germans are the police
Oh no. The German as the police was so messed up lol
The Italians still have some good engineers, considering that Italian supercars and firearms are generally of high quality.
Germany's modern police service is fairly good, and their counter-terrorist faction, the GSG 9, is one of the better special forces units.
British food is better than most people give it credit for, most people only really think of the simple or weird examples. Quite a lot of foods that most Westerners think of as "default" foods were British in origin.
No, a truly hellish society would have the Norwegians as the cooks, the Amish as engineers and the Brazilians as police.
@@stevenbobbybills *South Africans as police. Then it's a perfect depiction.
*Americans are the police in hell
@@markisaki979 there's plenty of bad options. It's concerning, honestly.
As a catholic and I speak for all catholics, Please please let heaven be like this 😂😂
this is a great way to remember that Catholicism is so major in Mexico, Italy, Ireland...for real.
Orthodox: Am I a joke to you?
I just lost it when I read this 🤣
Kostas Kossivakis I know right XD
(Also love that PFP)
Yes
Yes. Lol
It´s a catholic heaven with vodka and pretty blondies....
Never have I been so proud to be Catholic.
too right
A ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa
Powerranger6342 dont get a lot of chances
me too
You think an old man wearing a funny hat who pardons pedophiles is the voice of God on Earth.
...
Sorry. I just see people being happy and have to shit on it. =/
And then Anglicans are like Schrödinger’s cat stuck between both heavens at the same time
Para los Católicos Romanos todos los que están fuera son Protestantes , exacto los hermanos Católicos Ortodoxos
Accurate since Jesus himself founded the catholic church. I would like to see our orthodox brother too.
Stop spitting lies. Jesus didn't found any "churches", it was one Christian church. From the very start there were heresies - it's literally "branches" in Greek.
There were a lot of subdivision within Christian church: Judeo-Christians, Ioannites, Gnostics, Arians, Monophysites, Nestorians... And they were chill with each other until 5th century.
Pride is a sin. All Christians are equal, no man has all the truth. Only God gives truth.
You can fight in catholic heaven awesome
dbz style
Good thing I'm catholic
You can drunk, mexicans, irish and italians are very drunkers.
Saúl Sánchez Jr. I'm Mexican, Filipino and Irish so I'm going to be a mean drunk in the afterlife 😂
***** Really?
Italians, Irish and Mexicans, can it get any better?
No.
Tenis Filipinos would be there as well
Polish with their Spiritus (not exactly Sanctus...) too...
They Left out the African and Arabic ones for some reason
Do not forget Brazilians, my man.
My Irish Dad, who was raised Catholic but didn't stay a Catholic, found this scene hilarious (he also just loved The Simpsons, it's a shame he's not around anymore...maybe he's in Catholic heaven, wouldn't that be funny)
I love this as a Catholic, but also because 30 years later the main Riverdance theme still slaps
All of us Catholics bonding in the comments is both wholesome and hilarious
Ik!!! 🤣🤣🤣
dang right
You're straight up just Reaper from Overwatch
Ja mein bruder in Christ
The other thing they can bond about is getting raped by their priest
Jesus's laughter gives me life.
Same!
wouldn't jesus be in the jewish heaven?
@@christian9125abd Jesus was the Jewish Messiah but offers salvation to everyone
accidentally religious comment
Eternal life, that is!
Fun tip: The three catholic countries represented there (Italy, Ireland and México), besides sharing pretty much the same flag (mainly the green and white colors), also shared the group E of the FIFA World Cup played in USA, 1994.
I totally believe that everyone who goes to Heaven gets their own place to have their own personal Heaven. Mine would be a place where I can live out my fantasies of being in different cartoons, books and such and still be able to pause and travel to my family's Heavens and visit, chat and say I love them. Then, go right back to having fun.
I love your mind ❤
hm... my heaven would be full of old libraries, gardens, cats, harp music, and long walks with our Professor :) J.R.R.Tolkien :)
I believe the same thing. The Spirit Realm/ Heaven can be whatever you want it to be.
That's Irish, Italians and all the latinos dividing the same heaven! Catholic heaven it's like a party between the coolest cultures.
Those are mexicans not latinos
@@killerzombie555 Indeed. "Pegarle a la piñata" is a mexican tradition that is not shared with the rest of latin america.
@@ManamiKeel in all Latin American countries do that. I'm Argentinian.
@@asligaletto8196 They might do it, but the whole concept of that tradition originated In Mexico. Piñatas were invented on China and were brought by the spanish, but the whole rite, symbolism, etc, was created In Mexico. It is said that the aztecs had a similar tradition to worship Huitzilopochtli before the spanish came.
Thats why they are commonly associated with mexican culture, like In this episode of The Simpsons, they were referring to mexicans.
PS: Thanks for letting me know you do it as well, thats definitely something I didnt know.
@@killerzombie555 mexicans are not latinos? you're so dumb, you should be named Dumbledore.
So Protestant Heaven is just nothing but Brits and Americans, Catholic Heaven is Italian, Spanish, and Irish, does this mean that Orthodox Heaven will be Greeks and Russians?
pretty much. oh and you forgot Armenians
Egyptians, Syrians and Lebanese too. Copts and Maronites.
But I'm a protestant Italian D:
glad im catholic and irish
British Catholics FTW
This is the most wholesome Catholic comment section ever. And I'm all for it!
As a filipino catholic, I am personally giving everyone an advanced invite to the filipino part of Catholic Heaven.
See ya there!
The country with the most Catholics in the world is Brazil, don't forget us
Filipino heaven is just a bunch of janitors cleaning up the mess from the rest of heaven
@@willfakaroni5808 And the obligatory cover band.
Oh, good! I will see you in Filipino Heaven. Filipino FOOD is DELICIOUS ❤
My favorite joke cut short: guy dies and goes to heaven. St Pete is there to give him the tour. There are rooms full of various denominations all joyful and content. Down one dark corridor the man sees a room where all inside are sitting quietly but St Pete draws him away with a 'shush' gesture. The man asks" who are they"? St Pete replies "those are the Baptists, they think they are the only ones here".
Do you know why Baptists don't have sex while standing? Because it might lead to dancing.
And the Church of Christ looks down upon the Baptist like they're a bunch of drunken Catholics.
Ha, ha, ha ! Really ?
More like Presbiterians, i'd say . . . : )
You just helped me figured out why my Mom converted to the Baptist denomination.
In Brazil we have a similar joke.
Nobody gonna talk about the fact that Marge managed to deliver an amazing "speak to the manager" joke years before that was even a meme?
Well Karens existed before memes and people were aware of that kind of people.. they just didn't have the name 'Karen' yet
sometimes, memes are just jokes
@@gristen all memes are jokes but not all jokes are memes
@@MatmoeLP this is not true either, even just in internet memes, there's still serious things.
The "speak to your manager lady" has been a stereotype for ages, likely at least since it stopped being the 50s and it stopped being expected that men would do literally all of the talking at a restaurant.
Calling them Karen is the only real new part
As a Catholic, this reassures me that we are the one of the most laid back sector of Christianity. 😂
Me too; I’ve always thought Catholicism to be the most lenient: at least we can eat all types of meat and are able to celebrate birthdays.
@@Kureemy fr even during lent it’s not strict at all, just don’t eat meat on Fridays and pray a little more.
@@kaiii794 I live in Qatar, and I discovered a Muslim equivalent, which is Ramadan, and it lasts for about 29-30 days, but I’d say that Lent is probably better. In Ramadan, they have to fast for like, thirty days straight from dawn until dusk, and a bunch of shops close down during Ramadan.
@@KureemyRamadan is more extreme, they're not even allowed to drink water
Actually Catholicism is pretty serious and values authority. If you ask me Protestant is wayyy more laid back 😂 especially with the rock music and everything
Catholic heaven would definitely have better food
Babette's Feast
Oh yes, this movie explains all the difference between those 2 Heavens.
I dunno, man. the Caths have trampolines and Irish dancing
Juay DeRito And don't forget the booze.
Juay DeRito trampolines idk but Irish because most Irish people are catholic
they are having a big party just enjoying being in gods presence could you think of something better.
Juay DeRito Because us Irish hate Protestants, its at the heart of our nations beliefs
the history of Ireland does not help with that. there was a period where Britain was held quite strictly to the Anglican church. alot of the lower class were still catholic and so that sets precedent for such sentiments.
as a Catholic i am 100% ok with this
Catholic heaven looks like a nice party.
I have to say, I'm a little disappointed with Protestant heaven. At least it looks exclusive, though.
110% cool with this
5000% OK with awesome Catholic heaven. Heck it looks like one of my families parties.
I mean, parties, dances, italian food, tequila, street fights, pinãtas, for all eternity. Why I wouldn't?
I love how all the Italians/Latinos automatically just Riverdance with the Irish.😂❤ And its totally a dream, bc Bart in Heaven is like an oxymoron.
Bart is in Heaven because the Devil got sick of him and begged God to get Bart out of Hell.
As a Polish Catholic we would also join rocking the "Czerwone Jagody" & "Jesień - Tańcuj" songs.
The country with the most Catholics in the world is Brazil, don't forget us
@@TheGeneralGrievous19 I am a Sri Lankan Catholic./
Well as a Catholic who's in the South, there would have to be a subset of Protestant Heaven that's over on the Catholic side called "Redneck Heaven" because they party just as hard as we Catholics do. The only difference is that the beer is in Yeti cups so you can't tell they're drinking.
L.O.L!!!
As an American Catholic I’ll tell you right now- that’s literally just every church event
I live in New York so yeah cultural events like these are pretty common. I really don’t belong to any of the “highly stereotyped” nationalities (my ancestry is mostly German) so I usually enjoy the show from the sidelines
@@juice8431 come to Cincinnati, every Catholic Church has an Oktoberfest and the lederhosen are plentiful! Stereotypes for everyone!!!
@@djmurp2 yeah when I say German I only mean that ethnically 😂😂😂 I am probably not all that different from your typical American other than being catholic. I don’t really mind it though, I still take part in a lot of church activities pertaining to other nationalities while not being felt left out. It’s one of the many things I love about the church
And that's why it's beautiful
Raised American Catholic, can confirm. Every church picnic is basically this but everyone is also carrying a butter-drenched styrofoam box of either pierogies or haluski depending on age, and everything smells like flat grill smoke.
As an Irish-Italian, I'll drink tequila to that.
Eat some Polish dumplings to this😁
Same, bro, red-headed pasta lover with a sugar addiction. Good times will be had by all.
@@Admiral45-10 Oh heck yes! As a person of Slovak descent, I want to go where the pierogies are.
@@laura121684 well, what's the better place than country being Catholic for over 1000 years?😁
As a person of Irish descent I’ll drink whatever to that!
The most seemed experience I had, was when I traveled to Holy Land, when I started to sing catholic hymns in latin language, suddenly other tourists began to sing with me.
I just noticed that two of the Irish are wearing sweatshirts from Catholic Universities, Notre Dame and Boston College.
As a Catholic this has inspired me to repent
Butterfly Taster same lol
The writers in fact totally mocked the religion by assuming what heaven looks like and projecting it. The writers are likely atheist. But what ever helps you sleep at night.
Arvind Talukdar considering nobody has ever actually even proven heaven exists, or even which of the thousands of religions that have existed since the dawn of man is the “right” one, heaven is whatever you want to make it be.
@@NotShowingOff Just believing an invisible pedo in the sky totally isnt a sign of mental illness and a need for asylum.
As an atheist I find all this strange.
As a Italian, I'm glad to share Heaven with my Irish and Mexican brothers and sisters
Ditto
We'd love to share it too brother!
Catholics aren’t going to heaven. They’re going to hell because they deny the gospel of Christ
we're going to have the best food
Già
Born Catholic, raised Protestant. As an Italian, I hope I’d get a special pass to the Heaven of my birth.
protestant and italian sounds like an oxymoron 😂
My theology teacher shows this in our class as an example of what heaven isn’t like
Jehovah's Witness heaven: _wind blows and a tumbleweed bounces across the clouds_
and someone is always knocking on their door!
Dee Rains I imagine a bunch of people all wanting to tell the same story to eachother
It's just a long line of people knocking the door to heaven
Dee Rains WOW XD I'm a jehovah witness and That gave me a chuckle
Much of my family is on my father's side, on my mother's side its all mormon, and my parents are neither, haha. Family get-togethers can be interesting at times... all peace and love until someone mentions a religious topic. x_x
Catholic heaven also has filipinos singing karaoke and gorging themselves on jolibee.
practically half of the world's countries are embracing catholicism except some asian countries but I can guess the simpsons wanted to put the 3 countries that their cultures are collided with catholicism (Im pretty kinda sad why Brazil isn't in here).
mexicans laws are based by catholic values
ireland history and laws are thanks to catholicism
and Italy is where catholicism technically started.
@@fr.Angel21 although the catholics in Brazil are 65% of the population, Brazil still is the country with the largest catholic population in absolute numbers
Goan Catholics will drink beer and feni, jump into pools on feast of St John the Baptist and sing Mandos
And lechon.
The boodle fights in fiestas are just delightful.
>filipino heaven
>massive roast pig and banana ketchup in the center of a table
>drunk uncle gets on karaoke machine
>he starts singing my way
>bar fight ensues
I'm protestant and this is hilarious.
I agree. I’m Protestant too but if this were really the case I’d want to go to the Catholic heaven, they seem like they are having a blast 😂
As Mexican Catholic I can't wait to meet our Italian and Irish brothers 🇲🇽🇮🇹🇮🇪❤
Where's my Catholic squad?
Sup
Yo
Hi there❤️
Yo!
Heyy
She imagined that Bart died as a child? That's pretty dark
Baby's die and get murdered every single day in the real world though....not sure if you're awere of this fact.
@@FARDEENKHANQWE123 yeah I'm well aware, it's just not something I want to think about while watching an animated sitcom poking fun at the idea of different heavens for different religions
I think its more of the whole population of earth just passed away due to an unknown reason
She imagined him as he is in heaven,
@@FARDEENKHANQWE123 Dude! What is wrong with you?
Just imagine sitting in a diner and a woman at the table next to you just shouts a loud “NOOOOOOOOOO!” into the air completely unprompted.
As a Catholic, I can confirm that this is what we’re taught Heaven is like
1% heaven vs. middle class heaven
Which is which in your opinion? :)
Don't forget the wrestling, bbqs and weird scandinavian christmas parties. Protestant heaven is probably much more fun than Marge thinks.
you mean poor? cause businesses are too cheap to actually pay they're employees a livable wage there is no middle class.
savage642 I see you're also a man with a sense of humour
You forgot a good majority of baptists are black
I guess I'm converting to Catholicism.
Please do 😁😂
@@TurquoiseTalks église catholique romaine
Smart man
Ohhh be prepared to get touched
The Catholic Church was founded by Jesus so it isn’t a bad idea.
As a human being, I can tell you that a Mother would never even think of her children going to hell even when not with her in the heaven. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I'm sad they didn't animate Orthodox too, it would be so hilarious to have these 3 together
I guess the orthodox heaven is full of Russians and Greeks drinking vodka and eating gyros
The other comment say Orthodox is more similar to Catholic than Protestant.
Theologically I guess. But culturally?
@@nicbentulanway way different. I can asure you.
@@TheNerovar
i mean relatively if you had to choose between the two.
It would have been cool to see all the Greeks and Russians together
As an Irish, Mexican, Italian, Catholic myself who just attended a Protestant wedding. I approve of this video.
I like how the comment section is basically the closest you'll find of a comment section "heaven", where everyone's positive and people actually aren't fighting with each other
I love a proddy wedding over in 25 minutes !!
@@qwertboo399 I rather be can An American anyways.
Tell me you also own a trampoline
@@qwertboo399 the only reason why this show stereotypes Mexicans, Italians, and Irish, in Catholic heaven is because it’s an American show and in the US the 3 largest Catholic groups are people of Mexican, Irish, and Italian descent. Because of the religious similarities these groups tended to live in the same neighborhoods and intermix (especially Irish and Italian). If you meet someone that’s mixed between Irish and Italian descent they’re probably from northeastern US
It’s kinda funny how similar Mexican, Irish, and Italian culture when they have very rarely interacted.
If you combined irish italian and mexican cultures you'd get something similar to argentine culture.
Mexican culture is in part from Spain, which is Catholic and speaks a Romance language like Italian. Naturally then similarities will abound.
This isn't really a cultural interaction but look up the St. Patrick's Battalion. More people need to know about it.
They really aren't that similar even in stereotypes. Italians are loud and direct. Mexicans value the opposite- politeness and quiet passive aggressiveness. As for the Irish? Well, I don't know.
@@microbios8586 lmao that doesn't sound correct. Mexicans being quiet and passive? Nah.
As someone who is neither Catholic nor Protestant, but grew up for at least some of my life in both, I can finally pinpoint a really big difference between them 💀
I’d imagine the Filipinos would be singing karaoke, bringing Adobo, and generally chilling with everyone else in Catholic heaven
And us African Catholics too bringing good food and great music too 🙏🏾😁❤️
I bet they can now sing Frank Sinatra's "My Way" in the heavens without triggering their anger impulses.
Lol this is too true. My family is Irish Catholic, the cousins are Protestant. At their Daughter's wedding they sat all of us Catholics in a dark corner in the back... Didn't stop us from shouting and dancing though!
I officiated a wedding where the groom's family was all a bunch of Cajuns (so at least culturally Catholic if not practicing) and they were drunk before the wedding started. By the end of the night we had to carry the groom's dad out of the reception hall because he was so tanked.
This is a wildly different experience from Polish Catholic.
@@SwirlyPinwheel really? I’m Irish Catholic and weddings/family gatherings can usually be heard through the vacuum of space
Edit: I’m personally an atheist but my family are catholic and I still act like them in many cultural ways
@@joeygibson6867 My parents' wedding was in a Polish Catholic church. The excruciatingly long, boring 2 hour sermon is still talked about today.
@@SwirlyPinwheel Like American with Polish heritage or actually from Poland? I'd have thought Polish weddings would be a pretty hardcore affair alright lol
This fusion music is an orchestral masterpiece. _The Simpsons_ may be a comedy, but the writers have really good taste outside of jokes too.
What fusion music? The piece playing where they're dancing is just Riverdance.
Yes
@@h.d.5194 Yes, the dance, but he's talking about the orchestra
@@joaomarcelo7171 It's lifted off the Riverdance soundtrack.
Lies again? Pig Heads
The Jesus part was the best! "Guys I'm serious!!"
I like the idea of Bart and Homer being Catholic. Wish they'd kept to that in the timeline.
I'm a Catholic german, I'm ready to meet my Irish, Italian and Mexican friends 😊
Viel spaß. Vergiss aber nicht die vor Maria zu verneigen, um dorthin zu kommen.
German? Catholic? Impossible!
Catholic German??!!!!, your ancestors are some badass survivers.
It's very sad what is occurring with the Catholic Church in Germany. I can't believe that German bishops see nothing wrong with "homosexual unions"... and they even want to ordain female priests. Very sad. If these people don't agree with the teachings, traditions, and mandates of the Catholic church then why do they want to be "Catholic"? it makes no sense!
the Bavarians knows how to party just like Mexicans, Irish, Poles and Italian.
The catholics just know to be serious in the church and troll whole the world outside :D
This is the only time where the Catholic anything was portrayed as the fun one.
lol you think? I don't believe so. Italians are generally portrayed as the funny guys, compared to the Protestant Scandinavians or Anglicans, for example
you was never in catholic wedding celebration arent you
US Catholicism is rather stern. As embedded in a mainly protestant culture.
In Europe it is different.
@@andy99ish What parish do you belong to?
Moral Orel does that to an extent too. The Catholics live a care-free life in that universe.
I love how Marge’s hair goes through her halo
There are so many brazilian things that could be in catholic heaven, but pasta and irish dancing/drinking/fighting is an enormous W
As German Catholic I announce bringing some Weißwurst and Beer to the Party 🎉
Ja
Mit kartofeln hänchen und grosburst mit bier und ich esse mit sie tacos tortas y enchiladas mit tequila
Bring it on.
Germany vacation this year for me. God willing!
@@MarioRodriguez-gr8wc my brother in Christ . Don’t go to Berlin it’s a scam . Go to Bavaria or to the rhine region .
Half my fam is Protestant and the other half is Catholic. This is spot on. If you have been to a wedding or funeral for either the difference is like night and day. We Catholics do know how to celebrate.
Amie Wilson So basically Protestans are the boring christians uh?
VixXstazosJOB Not necessarily. Their masses are usually a bit more laid back
VixXstazosJOB depends on the preacher though
And that's why Martin Luther wrote the 95 theses. Because Catholicism is a bastardised version of what Christianity should be.
TheLadmeister it’s just the strictest form, others are different
Wonder what Coptic, Nestorian and Orthodox Heaven is like
I like to think Nestorians have invites to Catholic heaven. Doctrine is VERY similar and, honestly, those guys have suffered a lot
Nestorians split over the Catholic Church cause they followed a guy cause Notors who believed Jesus Christ was two persons in the same body. God and Jesus of Nazareth, while the Catholics thing that Jesus Christ is 1 person with 2 natures, human and divine.
It’s seem silly but it has theologian implications like has God died or just Jesus of Narazeth died ?
But in today’s Assyrian Church people believe in the Catholic view, even Mari Mari, the most famous Assyrian bishop who lost an eye in a terrorist attack this month said that the position of the Assyrian church of Jesus is the same as the Catholic Church.
0:34 "now dance your heavenly gyatts" 💀
“Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine,
There’s always laughter and good red wine. At least I’ve always found it so.
Benedicamus Domino!” -Hilaire Belloc
Except for when you tortured, maimed and killed people. But wait, the sun wasn't shining on them, right? So it's okay 👌
As long as there are no inquisitions or crusades going on at the time ha
@@kubauhlir1730 Crusades were defensive wars fighting to protect Christians in the Holy Land from being tortured, maimed and killed by people with names like yours
@@wms72 How s*upid can you be? :D Crusades were wars fought to spread catholicism, not even Christianity, since multiple were waged in Europe against Christians you absolute i*iot :D
@@kubauhlir1730 Do a little actual research. The holy land was Catholic until Mohammedans invaded and persecuted Catholics. Catholics still live there today who are descendants of Catholics who lived there since the time of Christ, and they are happy and thankful the Crusaders came to rescue them. You prove how ungodly and untruthful you are by resorting to name-calling, thereby shaming your parents, your religion and your culture for failing to socialize you so that you might make an intellectually convincing argument to defend your baseless beliefs.
The best wedding reception I've ever been to is my little sisters. Both sides of the family are Irish and German Catholic and very large. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE was drinking, dancing, and having an amazing time. Food was catered BBQ, and family pitched in to make it an open bar. Reception company had to go buy more cases of beer at the store because the four kegs went dry. There were even a few doobies being passed around out back. Still the best wedding reception I've ever been to, by a mile.
Best religious events depend on how much the people doing the holiday care about religion lol
And how about a Polish country wedding? Goes on for three days, the third being ‘na poprawki’ (‘to put things right’, i.e. ‘we didn’t eat and drink enough on days 1 and 2’).
@@devijankowicz9491gotta make polish friends now then
@@devijankowicz9491literally no one cares
@@devijankowicz9491Always felt sympathy for poles. What a way to do things!
That Catholic Heaven looks pretty dope.
Funnier than hell, but so true. My father's small family his parents were all WASP's,..card carrying DAR members and everything no less. My mother's very large family was all Italian Catholic through and through. My grandmother on my father's side tolerated my mother at best and was always pretty cold to and around us grandkids. My mother's family all loved us and their own Italian kids to death and were, and still are, very warm, fun, and loving people.
Gotta love how Lisa wasn’t there at all. Even Marge wasn’t in denial about where she’s going. 😂
Isn't she a bhuddist?
Lisa went to hell for teaching Bart how to cheat at exams without getting caught.
That was a good catch.
@@basedchimera5859 yes she is. But I don’t think she believes in the Christian God/Jesus.
@@ntcnetwork9934 yeah most bhuddists don't
It remind me the poor and rich party scene in Titanic.
Fun fact: on the Titanic there was no catholic mass for 1st class, only 2nd and 3rd. All of first class passengers were Protestants while most of the 3rd class passengers were Catholics.
Kevlargu Many Catholics from the U.S. and UK were either immigrants or native born with anti Catholic prejudice directed to them.
I was thinking the same while watching this.
Yeah the bar scene in 3rd class was an Irish party
Stupid comment. Protestants do not care about bling bling, and fake Saints. Thats why I consider them real followers of God, like all the people in the Renaissance.
Catholic heaven would have a few fights leading into a Tarantella/Mazurka/Salsa/Tinikling/Riverdance medley. 😁
As a catholic, i approve i do stuff like this (minus the fighting cuz im a good noodle)
In the protestant heaven they are competitive, even after dead. Meanwhile, in the Catholic heaven they're partying.
I like more the Catholic heaven.
Well, I mean the Irish were out brawling on the floor in Catholic heaven.
that's how Irish people party
alexos8741 that’s the catholic spirit
@@louisryan5815 what is brawling not fun to you?
@@shamrock141 no, I love the idea of an eternal brawl, it just seems a little more competitive than tennis or golf
As a Catholic this makes me proud
You see guys Obama himself is a Catholic😌
Isn’t pride a sin? You need to go to confession and recite ten Hail Mary’s now.
Protestant!
@@antiracistbaby1085 aaaaa where
@@ToxicPota does he confess? Does he goes to mass every Sunday? If not, he isn't.
As a Frenchman I fully endorse this documentary. I’ll bring along some French cuisine and wine. Boiled meat and veggies are just not my thing.
The country with the most Catholics in the world is Brazil, don't forget us.
Boiled meat and veggies is french cuisine
@@treeismyusernamewhyjustwhyBut covered in fancy sauces
they made a Catholic heaven without our brothers in the Philippines?
Brazil is the biggest nation of Catholics and they didn’t add it too. It’s only what is known by Americans cause is an American TV show and jokes must be understood in order to be funny