He even caps it off with cracking a so-called "beer" that sounds friggin' disgusting. I had to watch a Garand Thumb vid and drink a healthy pour of Makers just to feel balanced after watching that.
@InotFad3away ohhh big facts i can agree with. I have a KSG with a Eotech Holo on it, a decent smaller light about 800 lumens, a foregrip and some back up sights and she is a heavy little shit lol.
@@DaDaDo661 In addition, the right hand drive car shouldn't be a famous RHD car. No Skyline, no EVO, no WRX, and I'm sure there are a bunch of others. I don't know what would happen if the doomer had a Z32 Fairlady TT instead of a 300ZX Twin Turbo. I have heard that for people who want an unaltered 300ZXTT that is in good condition, they should ask an importer about a 25+ year old Fairlady TT.
I just want you to know I own a hi-point 40s&w carbine, and I still gave you a thumbs up. Is it a show gun? No does it go bang? Yes, there are times you don't want to risk losing or damaging your more expensive guns. truck gun, boat gun
@@timothyprice9064 yah i own a 9mm hi point carbine. When people talk shit about a hi point, I always offer them the opportunity to stand down range. From their decision Id say it works😀
lol nahhh this is too old school The Rap video (2020): Primary: 9mm AR pistol (buffer tube sleeve) Secondary: glock 19 (korean 33 round mag, crimson trace laser) Melee: Prop money
Wrong that was in the 90s, now it'd be an ar "pistol" with no brace and a 100 round drum with a "im a 10 year old afraid of a .177 pellet gun" stance and grip
@@matthewshannon6946 The DNC would never approve of the bible. They instead would recommend Toilet Paper so you can clean yourself after you vomit, pee and poop yourself to offend your attacker to the point of wanting to leave you alone. - As reported by CNN :)))))
Lol ngl i own a mosin a katana and i like anime but i aint no neck beard just a proud slav and lord knows id never bring the katana id bring a shashka saber lol but that is cause im cossack
I'm surprised not to see he 1920s gangster loadout Primary: Tommy gun Secondary: 1911 x2 Melee: Brass knuckles Clothing: Three piece suit and fedora Pack: 1930 Ford model A.
@Jon Maier many of my 1911's. Have never had a single failure of any kind.. ed brown and les baer and my colt delta elites have zero failures total.. my old series 80 colt government has about 90 k rounds and has had failures to eject cleanly. Ie stovepipes. But maybe 15 times or so since 1980.. i can live with that.
The Chiraq loadout - primary: Sawed off Ak-47 "Draco" - secondary: Glock 17 w/ "ruler clip" extended mag and a bright ass green laser - melee: rolled backwoods
The “I swear they’re just underrated” loadout Primary: New bushmaster ar15 Secondary: a fucking nambu Melee: nun chucks Throwable explosive: Glock 44 + Russian surplus gas mask Perk: everything that can go wrong will go wrong Secondary perk: there’s mold in your gas mask filter
What’s wrong with bush master. That and the m&p 15 are both great lower price out the box ars that are pretty durable and accurate. An ar doesn’t need to be a 5k rifle that can hit between the eyes at 2000 yards to be a good rifle. Lol
@@HatsuneM1ku01 ha, Bushmaster=💩. Just started picked up a couple Bushmaster mags, just to give them another look, followers are NOT anti-tilt. It's just one more reason ( and there many more)why I personally don't like Bushmaster.
I’ve actually been training with nunchucks for 4 years now and am very very good. Mine are oak with a heavy duty chain and no swivel. They’re a bit slower than the “show” nunchucks but are way more powerful. I guarantee I can generate the force and am good enough to literally crack open your skull and have brain matter flying around. They are NO JOKE when used properly and that’s why it’s a felony to own in a bunch of states
Bringing civilization back to the world: Long arm: Lee-Enfield No.4 Pistol: Webley revolver in .455 Melee weapon: Webley revolver Clothing: Wool trousers and tweed jacket Equipment: Pipe
Obviously the best Boog Loadout is the "Blackbeard" Primary: Flintlock Blunderbus Secondary: 20+ Flintlock Pistols Melee: Cutlass Gear: Leather Coat, Flaming Beard, Bottle of Rum, weevil infested hard tack biscuits, A case of syphilis or Scurvy
How old was the M60 they ran that test with? Everything else he said about it is true. How do I know? I was a 60 gunner. My load out weight was 100 pounds because, yes 2 ammo boxes of 7.62x51, plus the tripod. My secondary weapon was a WW2 issue 1911A1. This was in 1991. I know, you're thinking to yourself that it would have been an M9, but no those went to the MP's first.
"...He has a dog leash. That means..." A few moments of silence, brow furrowed as what that means is realized. "...that means HE HAS A DOG!" *bangbangbangbangbang!*
Gucci Commando Primary: Red Anodized Skeletonized AR Secondary: STI Combat Master (kept in pelican case when not actively in use) Melee: Spyderco folding knife Gear: Oakley glasses Sponsorship polo 5.11 pants Gun bunny entourage for support and mobile cover
Rick koontz • Gucci gear I guess means gear that is unnecessary? So not bad, but not essential. Usually expensive. Other examples are custom $3,000 glocks, expensive “tactical” clothing and gear, and nonessential weapon attachments or expensive custom built AR-15s.
@Rick koontz Yeah, nothing really wrong with spyderco, they are just kinda trendy sometimes and a favorite of show offs. Perfectly fine as tools, though.
The Biden / Fudd special Loadout: Double barrel shotgun w/2 rounds of birdshot T/ C break open single shot pistol 30 round magazine for melee weapon Orange skeet vest Penny loafers
It really is true. That's the best analogy I've heard about it. My uncle prefers the Garand. I told him the M1A1 is much better with 2 and a half times the capacity and practically the same bolt system, plus .308 is every bit as powerful as 30-06. Modern .308 is actually more powerful than the surplus WW2 ball for the Garand. He still insists on his Garand, though. Of course he's also a 1911 or revolver guy. I gave him my old Ruger Blackhawk .44 and he absolutely loves it. That's now his truck gun that he carries while cutting firewood, prospecting or hunting.
Yeah kinda, but it is still a loved gun by even my generation tho lol. It's not really the most practical (or even at all to nowadays standards) but it's fricking cool imho. It's the gun I remember in my childhood playing medal of honor rising sun and call of duty 2 big red one extra...
@Luis Bolanos Try buttstroking someone with an ar...now use the M1...See the difference? No, cause the M1 just knocked your ass out! And a .30-06 is absolutely nothing to mock. Even coming out of a 75 year old rifle!
Luis Bolanos is day for the most part yes... if one is more worried about animals than people in a rural area it might not be so bad... I’d rather have a 30-06 than a .223. For a grizzly Of course there is always the M1a
The Prepper's Neighbor: Primary: "Why would anyone need a gun" Rhetoric Secondary: "I'll just come over here if anything happens" Melee: Urethra for pissing their pants
God how many times ive heard the "ill just come over here" no. No you wont. Ive told certain FAMILY ill turn them away because they make fun and refuse to even think about guns or prepping. Ill definitely turn away randoms and neighbors.
@@megastick9324 they have no clue where ill be going. Dont assume i only have things prepped at my main home. And they can try. I have numerous like minded people in my area i have already made deals with.
Also, Mosin is a perfect weapon for when ammo runs out, it is in reality a lance or a long spear into which a shooting mechanism was added as an afterthought.
The "Guns are banned in my country" load out Primary: Tactical Crossbow Secondary: Javelins Melee: Zweihänder Equipment: Kevlar helmet / vest and plate boots / gauntlet
I would have thought that bullet proof stuff, i.e. kevlar helmets and bullet-resistant vests, would also be banned in nations with strict-ass gun control laws. Can't have the plebs possess something that might prevent a government bullet from killing them now can we? EDIT: I looked into it. In Australia body armor is illegal to import in most situations and illegal to possess without authorization in most parts of the country. In Europe, armor developed under 'military specifications' or 'for main military usage' (which I imagine covers anything that stops rifles) is considered 'armament materials' and completely illegal to civilians; i.e. a level IV plate is legally the same as a flippin' hand grenade. In many parts of Canada, armor was (until very recently) more restricted than rifles.
The “I grew up in the 80’s” load out Primary-Mossberg or Remington 12 gauge pump shotgun. Sidearm-Double Action .357 magnum revolver. Knife-Buck 110 Auto opening(switchblade) Carpenter jeans, Carhartt shirt and coat, Wolverine boots Beef jerky, and Mt Dew.
Shotgun is good, ammo should be readily available, just search deserted farmhouses. But if you end up in a long range shoot out with a rifleman, not so good. .357 is going to have less availability of ammo.
SvenTviking the shotgun, with slugs, is good to 200 yards, and maybe beyond with the right slug. The .357, gives the option of .38’s, and there isn’t a sporting goods store, gun shop, or Walmart that doesn’t have .357 and .38’s.
The “To he’ll with history, I came here to win”: Primary: Springfield Trapdoor Secondary: Glock 18C Backup to my backup: M2 Flamethrower Melee: 1796 Light Cavalry Saber
The meme Lord loadout Primary:hentai Camo AR-15 Sidearm:Dual Highpoint 9mm"Yeet Cannon" Melee: dildo Top:T-Shirt with one of those stupid puns on it Bottom:jeans Gear:Laptop(to make memes)
SKS has a spot in my heart wife gave me one for Christmas Takes AK mags never any malfunctions had it about 35 years She passed so keep it for the memories
One good thing about single action revolvers is that for the “muzzle loading” ones, such as the 1851 Navy Colt Revolver, you can make your own ammo for it during the apocalypse.
The problem with the ZIp is that it weighs only about 1 pound. So when it fails to fire and you have to throw it at the target it won't do much damage. A hopelessly jammed Hi Point 9 mm is closer to 2 pounds, so at least it has some heft as a thrown weapon.
@Fat Doomguy while I agree that all weapons have an application and the shockwave is uniquely suited for dumpster defense, I dont see the shockwave or judge being suited for the myriad of situations one could find themselves in during the apocalypse.
A slave to fashion would be a better description. I saw people grab up both of them just for the novelty, but eventually figure out how impractical they are. Five pellets of 000 buck is nice, but when was the last time you saw .45 Colt widely available? It's a damn good round, but can be difficult to find. Regarding the Shockwave, all I can say is WHY? It's like they took all the downsides of a shotgun and amplified them. The recoil has to be about a bitch, the muzzle flash blinding and aiming out of the question.
@@thatguy22441 thank you, it's like you spoke my thoughts for me. IMO, the judge is slightly more useful because it can shoot .45 colt. The shockwave is just f'ing stupid.
@Anomaly188 Reload time doesn't exist when you don't let your firearms run out. Both of these can be topped off easily between shots, making reload time nonexistent.
Primary: side by side shotgun Secondary: sawed off side by side shotgun Melee: sawed off part of the barrel of the sawed off shotgun Equipment: bottle of booze, bad attitude
The Donald Trump 1. Cobray terminator shotgun, worst shotgun ever but you are convinced its the best 2. A revolver with a barrel pointing back, which is no problem with a person with no brain 3. A copy of that shitty boom art of the deal, throw it into people and they scatter away
@@elelz6409 Donald trump: massive m4 with 30 inch barrel, fires autocannon rounds at a very high cyclic rate, gun is wrapped in custom made 24k American flag skin to own the libs
The Quigley Primary: Sharps 1874 Long Range Rifle. Makes your enemy backflip on impact. Fires a .45-110 metallic cartridge with a 540 grain paper-patch bullet. A LITTLE less than prolific. Secondary: "Never had much use for one." Gear: Magnum sized mustache. That with a wink and smile disarms and disrobes all BOOGALOO women in the area.
What's with all this WWII stuff for "OK Boomer?" Boomers didn't get going until the baby boom after the war. You should be looking at M-14, M-16, FN FAL and things of that ilk. Me, I like the FN C1A1 for primary, and a Sterling SMG as secondary.
The Old Farmer loadout: Primary: Mossberg 12ga. pump Secondary: .38 Special (extra points for stub nose) Melee: Sickle Blade I bet there's more out there like that than you'd think.....😉
The young gun: Primary: Cricket .22 rifle Secondary: Ruger bearcat Melee: T-ball bat. Pack: Green Power Ranger Backpack containing a Cub Scout canteen, Ham Sandwiches made by Mom, and Grandpas wool army blanket.
Glock Fan Boi loadout. Longgun: Dont need it. I got a Glock. Melee: Dont need one. I got a Glock. Clothing: Glock hat and security guard uniform that hasn’t been washed because it’s worn to work and slept in. Gear: Dont need it. I got a Glock.
Anti-Glock Fan Boi Loadout; Primary: Anything but a Glock. Secondary: Anything but a Glock. Melee: Their primary and secondary guns after they jam. Gear: Lots of trauma first aid to dress all the butthurt. Clothing: D.A.R.E shirt and operator pants (cause ya know, their cooler than you.)
@mEmpHis Brett I wouldn't touch a Glock if I had any other choice lol. Now, don't get me wrong, as a firearms collector I even own a few Glocks, their reliability and historic value is worth it. _But_ , that being said, the stupid juicebox handle, wonky grip angle, absolute shit stock trigger, ugly AF looks, and ungodly amount of the exact same gun over and over, I fucking hate them.
The "dad left me" loadout Primary: half empty bottle of jack Daniels Secondary: 38. Snub revolver Melee: the milk he bought at the store 8 years ago and brought after he learned I won the lottery Thank you
The New Vegas Special: Legion edition Primary: Remington 700 in .308 Secondary: Browning Hi power Melee: Roman gladius Accessories: football pads, 2x4s, nails Clothes: red dress cut down to skirt
@@Dino2GunZ If I HAD to carry something in 5.56, I would carry a Mini-14 before a jam-prone, shit-rifle like the AR. Superior weapon. Ruger should have made them feed regular AR mags so you could pick up mags dropped by dead people as their jam-mattics broke
@@cthulhu6697 I love my AR too I never have jams though I keep it pretty clean but I think I would rely more on my mini 14 in my opinion it's just a much better system the design is timeless and proven I do agree with the interchangeable mags I wish I could use my AR mags in my mini 14 the large mini 14 mags are so damn expensive I did swap my stock out though I use a composite tan pistol grip folding stock with Picatinny rails all the way around so I can easily swap out any attachments I need I do love the Picatinny rails my accessories can be swapped between most of my rifles and the mini 14 design is just so simple and you're right it is much more reliable if my AR broke I would be fucked in a shtf scenario it would be pretty difficult to break the mini 14 but you always got to keep in mind Firearms are like tools they each have a specific purpose my mini 14 is set up for close to mid-range combat and my AR is set up with a scope for longer-range but all around I agree the mini 14 would be the better choice if I had to choose only one so my set would be my mini 14 my 40 cal M&P and my Rambo style combat knife what about you what would your set be
Okay, Slavs only smoke one cigarette: Lucky strikes. I've yet to see a Slavic tourist fail to ask for Lucky Strikes when trying to buy cigarettes. And where are the Adidas shoes? Where are they?
Damnit! I own both of those. I love them, but they're staying at camp. I'd choose my BCM recce 5.56, my CZ SP-01 9mm and on of my Zero Tolerance knives.
The "Shoot-on-sight to put them out of their misery" _Primary:_ Stock or plastic tacticool 10/22 with plastic feed-lipped 25rd mags. _Secondary:_ USFA Zip-Gun .22 (for magazine compatibility). _Melee:_ A set of cheap $5 'throwing knives'. _Gear:_ _Call of Duty: MW Dark Edition_ digital night vision "quad" goggles. _Top:_ Black hoodie and those cheap 'slash-proof' protective sleeves. _Pants:_ old pair of cargo pants (for holding loose mags, plastic water bottles, trail-mix bags, and a packet of skittles).
Used to be pretty anti-gun but have since changed my mind. Your channel is highly educational and very entertaining and I'm learning a lot. Thanks for doing what you do.
@@MrSpudz2 Whatever convinces anti gun people to appreciate and respect firearms is good in my book. Who cares it his info comes from TFBTV, he could be another person getting their info from Biden 🤮
The Scavenger Primary: to be determined Secondary: if I can find one Melee: yes The reality is this will be a lot of, if not most people who some how manage to survive at all.
Primary: Special Rifle VSS Secondary: Welrod Melee: Neck snap Special ability: Lightfoot: can walk on air Top: Black turtleneck Bottom: Black yoga pants Special gear: extra baffles for welrod
Drunken IHOP breakfast after you've run outta beer on a fourteen hour bender Waitress: what can I start you guys off with? Friend: what kind of doinks you got on tap? Waitress: what's that? Friend: ahh, nevermind! True story
I grew up on my dads WWII / Korean M1 grand hiking it into the woods 10+ miles round-trip from 13-19 years old. Then I moved to my first AR-15. I love The M1 grand but damn that rifle is heavy.
![I Rank the Pistols from HEAT in a Tier List [SPOILERS]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4HrA8A4X-_I/mqdefault.jpg)
This is hands down the worst video series I've ever seen. More, please.
Agreed.
I'm sorry.
He even caps it off with cracking a so-called "beer" that sounds friggin' disgusting. I had to watch a Garand Thumb vid and drink a healthy pour of Makers just to feel balanced after watching that.
Where was Hop? False advertising dammit!
Mmmhmm!
The soccer mom load out:
Primary: Tiffany blue 380 auto
Secondary: pepper spray
Melee: white SUV
You forget Karen hair cut as special atibute
@@edelryuk After she shoots you she calls your place of employment to fire you just in case.
@@jaredouimette1 I am the manager
Shit man, I've got a silver 380 auto, a pepper spray on my key chain and a blue SUV 😥
@@edelryuk +10 Speech craft
The Florida Fighting Man:
Primary: pvc potato cannon
Secondary: money-print hi point c9
Melee: two raccons taped to a pool net pole
As a certified florida man, i approve this message!
Lmao
Lol & don't forget being soaked 3/4's of the year
@@adropofmyblood that's what the board shorts and rain hat are for
Outstanding sir!
The gamer:
Primary: Barret .50 cal
Sidearm: kel-tec DP12
Melee: the complete inability to lift 10lbs
Not sure if shit post or not but the DP12 is made by Standard Manufacturing.
@InotFad3away ohhh big facts i can agree with. I have a KSG with a Eotech Holo on it, a decent smaller light about 800 lumens, a foregrip and some back up sights and she is a heavy little shit lol.
Nah sidearm is "Deagle"
The primary and melee are a contradiction
I have to agree gamers all would use the Desert Eagle as a sidearm with the Barret.
The doomer loadout:
Primary: revolver with 1 round
You also need an iPod with The cure playing on loop. And some type of ricer car perferably right hand drive.
Thats sick.
But funny.
1 round kept in shirt pocket in ode to Barney Fife.
@@DaDaDo661 In addition, the right hand drive car shouldn't be a famous RHD car. No Skyline, no EVO, no WRX, and I'm sure there are a bunch of others.
I don't know what would happen if the doomer had a Z32 Fairlady TT instead of a 300ZX Twin Turbo. I have heard that for people who want an unaltered 300ZXTT that is in good condition, they should ask an importer about a 25+ year old Fairlady TT.
😂
The Ian McCollum loadout:
- FAMAS that uses 25 round mag and French proprietary steel-cased 5.56
- Modele 1935 pistol
Nah modele 1935 and the chauchat
Bad loadout, you'll spend most of the apocalypse asking people if they have any 7.65 French Longue.
Karl's would be three AK's
And his beautiful hat collection
@@mr.c.3760 Karl is foaming at his mouth after hearing lever guns would not be good in the boogaloo.
Q: How do you double the value of a Hi Point? A: Load it.
smart
I just want you to know I own a hi-point 40s&w carbine, and I still gave you a thumbs up. Is it a show gun? No does it go bang? Yes, there are times you don't want to risk losing or damaging your more expensive guns. truck gun, boat gun
@@timothyprice9064 that's a good point.
I approve this joke
@@timothyprice9064 yah i own a 9mm hi point carbine. When people talk shit about a hi point, I always offer them the opportunity to stand down range. From their decision Id say it works😀
The Paul Harrel
Primary: jacket.
That's it. Every gun and the ammo to run it is in those pockets.
Paul Harrel in the apocalypse would be a sight to behold.
@@thegiant17 he would be perpetually invisible with perfect camouflage
Melee: Prepare to listen to the anecdotes, yaboots and caveats.
the paul harrell is effectively the iraq era version of the correct answer: M16A2 and Beretta M9
There's also a 2-liter bottle of orange Shasta that could be handy in a melee. 🤔😳🤣
The Rap Video:
Primary: gold plated AK47 with no stock
Secondary: mac10
Melee: gold chain
Hipfire only. Spray and pray.
lol nahhh this is too old school
The Rap video (2020):
Primary: 9mm AR pistol (buffer tube sleeve)
Secondary: glock 19 (korean 33 round mag, crimson trace laser)
Melee: Prop money
Persevere for Freedom 😂😂
Wrong that was in the 90s, now it'd be an ar "pistol" with no brace and a 100 round drum with a "im a 10 year old afraid of a .177 pellet gun" stance and grip
Mac10s are badass. Rapper would use the Tec9
The mosin nagant: spear the enemy from across the river with it, then use it to paddle your canoe over and collect the boogaloot.
Somebody needs to make a video game just called "Booga"
No shit, right?
The bayonet is long enough to poke the eye out of the Man in the Moon.
Moon .Gazer forget that a moisin bayonet is what discovered Pluto you know
@@jeffreymorris3002
Facts
Tbh I would use a Springfield or M1 grand over the Mosin just due to the ammo being easy to find
The gambler:
Primary: none
Secondary: zip 22
Equipment: rabbits foot, bible
White suit
Endorsed by the DNC 100%!!!
Primary: Golden dice
The Bible is great to make a fire..!
Primary: Cobray Terminator, has a 30% chance to fire on trigger pull, the rest is it'll fail to fire.
@@matthewshannon6946 The DNC would never approve of the bible. They instead would recommend Toilet Paper so you can clean yourself after you vomit, pee and poop yourself to offend your attacker to the point of wanting to leave you alone. - As reported by CNN :)))))
"9mm, you're gonna be able to pick that up pretty easily..."
in austria i pay 50€ for 250 9mm and they have over 200 boxes so idk what you are talking about
@@morpheus2615 9mm is a bitch to buy right now in the U.S.
@@BigNast93 Because of the pandemic? (I am not from USA)
i find it just at 25 or 35 a box i cant find 556 everywhere tho
@@JohnDoe-iw7zc 49.99 for a 50rd box fmj in mid Ohio Valley
For the 9mm.
5.56 is 100 bucks for 55g and 120 for green tips
Primary - mosin nagant,
Secondary - katana
Headgear - fedora
Utility- waifu love pillow
The last neckbeard load out.
The Last of the Neckbeards
Under rated humor right here.
Lol ngl i own a mosin a katana and i like anime but i aint no neck beard just a proud slav and lord knows id never bring the katana id bring a shashka saber lol but that is cause im cossack
@@canadiancossack3316 Are you actually Slavic or is your great (x5) grandpa from like, Ukraine?
*tactical fedora
I'm surprised not to see he 1920s gangster loadout
Primary: Tommy gun
Secondary: 1911 x2
Melee: Brass knuckles
Clothing: Three piece suit and fedora
Pack: 1930 Ford model A.
Jon Maier I’m jealous of you because you have old sexy gun be my friend
Jon Maier WW2 A1’s r still the best!! 😅
Brass knuckles would be useful
Gangsters typically went 380 with colt hammerless or 38 super .. 1911's did not seem to be used as often.
@Jon Maier many of my 1911's. Have never had a single failure of any kind.. ed brown and les baer and my colt delta elites have zero failures total.. my old series 80 colt government has about 90 k rounds and has had failures to eject cleanly. Ie stovepipes. But maybe 15 times or so since 1980.. i can live with that.
The tea time:
Primary: L86A2
Sidearm: flintlock pistol
Melee: bobby club
Gear: Tea bags, kettle, crumpets, a red coat, Top hat, and monocle (mustache optional)
Primary: "Her Majesty's Garbage Gun" (L85)
Secondary: "Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty" (Weebly Revolver)
@@snug-fibbage7441 and don't forget a Black beret or a cloth cap because helmets are so medieval
The three guys in a garage
@@SmokeyOwOs KNOWLEDGE
The "They're in the Trees" loadout
Primary: M2 Flamethrower
Secondary: .44 Magnum Revolver
Melee: Live hand grenade taped to a stick
It wouldve been either a .38 or a .45 revolver
I'm all for taping a grenade too a stick lol
Isn't that more of an anti bunker loadout?
The Chiraq loadout
- primary: Sawed off Ak-47 "Draco"
- secondary: Glock 17 w/ "ruler clip" extended mag and a bright ass green laser
- melee: rolled backwoods
Ruler clip?! Pshh, throw the drum on it!
@@7ylerD call em titties
NGL ........ I've seen these things in real life.
Damn this me
Melee: 5lb Crack Pipe or Bong
The “I swear they’re just underrated” loadout
Primary: New bushmaster ar15
Secondary: a fucking nambu
Melee: nun chucks
Throwable explosive: Glock 44
+ Russian surplus gas mask
Perk: everything that can go wrong will go wrong
Secondary perk: there’s mold in your gas mask filter
Ah yes Murphy’s law
What’s wrong with bush master. That and the m&p 15 are both great lower price out the box ars that are pretty durable and accurate. An ar doesn’t need to be a 5k rifle that can hit between the eyes at 2000 yards to be a good rifle. Lol
Hatsune miku 01 freedom group is what’s wrong. M&p 15s are fucking great though, only if you can get it under 700,
Also nice name and profile pic 😂
@@HatsuneM1ku01 ha, Bushmaster=💩. Just started picked up a couple Bushmaster mags, just to give them another look, followers are NOT anti-tilt. It's just one more reason ( and there many more)why I personally don't like Bushmaster.
I’ve actually been training with nunchucks for 4 years now and am very very good. Mine are oak with a heavy duty chain and no swivel. They’re a bit slower than the “show” nunchucks but are way more powerful. I guarantee I can generate the force and am good enough to literally crack open your skull and have brain matter flying around. They are NO JOKE when used properly and that’s why it’s a felony to own in a bunch of states
Bringing civilization back to the world:
Long arm: Lee-Enfield No.4
Pistol: Webley revolver in .455
Melee weapon: Webley revolver
Clothing: Wool trousers and tweed jacket
Equipment: Pipe
This guy gets it. Well said good sir.
Yoooo
Get the Prichard bayonet for the Webley for your melee tool
Clothing: Wool trousers and tweed jacket AND a Deerstalker don't forget the Deerstalker =)
Get Colonized!
Obviously the best Boog Loadout is the "Blackbeard"
Primary: Flintlock Blunderbus
Secondary: 20+ Flintlock Pistols
Melee: Cutlass
Gear: Leather Coat, Flaming Beard, Bottle of Rum, weevil infested hard tack biscuits, A case of syphilis or Scurvy
Underrated loadout.
Lmao
Scurvilis
"That's the thing about crew served weapons, you need friends to operate them, and you have no friends"
I'm dead
YASSSS
I cried a little, hit too close to home lmao
How old was the M60 they ran that test with? Everything else he said about it is true. How do I know? I was a 60 gunner. My load out weight was 100 pounds because, yes 2 ammo boxes of 7.62x51, plus the tripod. My secondary weapon was a WW2 issue 1911A1. This was in 1991. I know, you're thinking to yourself that it would have been an M9, but no those went to the MP's first.
Adding to what I said, the M60 I was issued was new at the beginning of our involvement in Vietnam. So a 30 year old weapon.
It's so true!
dont tell the ATF
primary:supressed ar with 5 inch barrel
Secondary: sawed off shotgun
melee: dog leash
Yes just yes
"...He has a dog leash. That means..." A few moments of silence, brow furrowed as what that means is realized. "...that means HE HAS A DOG!" *bangbangbangbangbang!*
@@angry_zergling Hits several bystanders, a baby, and three other dogs unrelated to the attack dog as well.
What are you fighting in, a closet?
You need the brass knuckle, taser, knife, pepper spray, attachment noob
Gucci Commando
Primary: Red Anodized Skeletonized AR
Secondary: STI Combat Master (kept in pelican case when not actively in use)
Melee: Spyderco folding knife
Gear:
Oakley glasses
Sponsorship polo
5.11 pants
Gun bunny entourage for support and mobile cover
Let's be honest here the gun bunny fire support group will accidently shoot you...
Rick koontz • Don’t think he’s saying anything’s bad with spyderco, but that it’s gucci gear.
Rick koontz • Gucci gear I guess means gear that is unnecessary? So not bad, but not essential. Usually expensive. Other examples are custom $3,000 glocks, expensive “tactical” clothing and gear, and nonessential weapon attachments or expensive custom built AR-15s.
@Rick koontz Yeah, nothing really wrong with spyderco, they are just kinda trendy sometimes and a favorite of show offs. Perfectly fine as tools, though.
This is hilarious
The paleogaloo loadout:
Primary: Sharp throwing sticks
Secondary: Stones
Melee: Fists
Unga bunga
The Biden / Fudd special Loadout:
Double barrel shotgun w/2 rounds of birdshot
T/ C break open single shot pistol
30 round magazine for melee weapon
Orange skeet vest
Penny loafers
B forgot the Alzheimer’s meds.... 🤔 oh wait, nm.
No dunce cap?
Fire 2 blasts outside the house...buy a shotgun...buy a double barreled shotgun
Cracking up at the birdshot. Most definitely #8.
"The M1 Garand is the acoustic rock of the gun world." Holy shit, that was epic..
It really is true. That's the best analogy I've heard about it. My uncle prefers the Garand. I told him the M1A1 is much better with 2 and a half times the capacity and practically the same bolt system, plus .308 is every bit as powerful as 30-06. Modern .308 is actually more powerful than the surplus WW2 ball for the Garand. He still insists on his Garand, though. Of course he's also a 1911 or revolver guy. I gave him my old Ruger Blackhawk .44 and he absolutely loves it. That's now his truck gun that he carries while cutting firewood, prospecting or hunting.
@72 ventura Please don't take it personally. Just about anything that works and hits the target is adequate.
Yeah kinda, but it is still a loved gun by even my generation tho lol. It's not really the most practical (or even at all to nowadays standards) but it's fricking cool imho. It's the gun I remember in my childhood playing medal of honor rising sun and call of duty 2 big red one extra...
Where do I find Ammo?
Primary: HK MP7
Pistol: FN 5.7
Melee: Ballistic Knife
Clearly you just need to STOCK UP NOW! If you don't, you're just not serious about the boog.
hk g11 (if you can even find that gun)
were the elephant at
primary: husqvarna 1651 in 358 norma magnum
sidearm: magnum research BFR in 500 linebaugh
melee: cold steel OSS
@@blu_melon4228 Is that the experimental rifle that chambered air-burst rounds that rained death on the enemy, even behind cover?
Gotta get the scavenger perk. 😜
The “3 Germans walk into a Bar” load out
Primary:BAR
Secondary: Thompson
Side arm: 1911
Gear: Hawaiian shirt cargo shorts
3 Germans walk into a B.A.R.
Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts? Like Old Man Henderson?
It's also funny as Anglo Saxons ( Americans) are essentially Germanic Tribes.
"the m1 garand KINDA sucks....."
*Patton would like to know your location*
If Patton had lived into the 1950's, he would have updated his opinion.
@@33Luger knowing how extremely arrogant patton was, i doubt it.
@Luis Bolanos Try buttstroking someone with an ar...now use the M1...See the difference? No, cause the M1 just knocked your ass out! And a .30-06 is absolutely nothing to mock. Even coming out of a 75 year old rifle!
Luis Bolanos is day for the most part yes... if one is more worried about animals than people in a rural area it might not be so bad... I’d rather have a 30-06 than a .223. For a grizzly
Of course there is always the M1a
@@221WTF True-ness but I would choose the Ohio Ordnance HCAR
50 pounds ain’t nothing. I carry the weight of my regrets.
Underrated comment right here lol
Beau King 🤟😂
Beau King but not under enough to be ignored 🤣
@@hollowedentity7097 lol well played
F
"French in the Trench"
Primary: Chauchat LMG
Secondary: Lebel1892 Revolver
Melee: Stale Croissant
Stale baguette is so much more effective. Educate yourself trash.
@@jameskiceiii6856 You've clearly never been lanced by a proper croissant. I'll take out both your eyes, you crass imbecile.
Gear: White flag.
@@anotherperson5175 that's WW2 loadout. The Maginot Shuffle.
Don't keep the Croissant near the Chauchat. The crumbs might jam it.
The Prepper's Neighbor:
Primary: "Why would anyone need a gun" Rhetoric
Secondary: "I'll just come over here if anything happens"
Melee: Urethra for pissing their pants
Backup melee: Daughter’s softball bat in an uncertain and shaky fist
@@7ylerD while yelling “ I’m armed!”
God how many times ive heard the "ill just come over here" no. No you wont. Ive told certain FAMILY ill turn them away because they make fun and refuse to even think about guns or prepping. Ill definitely turn away randoms and neighbors.
@@bloodiedberserker7574 if you don’t, they WILL take over and push you out.
@@megastick9324 they have no clue where ill be going. Dont assume i only have things prepped at my main home. And they can try. I have numerous like minded people in my area i have already made deals with.
Also, Mosin is a perfect weapon for when ammo runs out, it is in reality a lance or a long spear into which a shooting mechanism was added as an afterthought.
I applaud the attempt :)
Beat someone to death with mosin to straighten sight
and get a boar spear.
@@clockworkbadger2363 that isnt an attempt its the truth, the nagant predates trench warfare
And that's before you fix the fucking bayonet to It.
Primary: Stick
Secondary: Also stick
Pack: Cargo shorts
Special ability: Duct Tape
I shall survive all.
All is well and good boys, but whatcha gonna do when ya run out of duct tape?
Except I'll have armour made from flex tape with will withstand your stick
Primary ROCK
secondary ROCK
Emergency backup STICK LOL
That is one Sticky loadout o.o
@@BIGPAPDOG480 NYUH UH! Will not!
The "Guns are banned in my country" load out
Primary: Tactical Crossbow
Secondary: Javelins
Melee: Zweihänder
Equipment: Kevlar helmet / vest and plate boots / gauntlet
Zweihander, when you can't choose between a sword, a spear, or a club so you pick all three.
Vocal Boog Taunt: Now let me show you its features, HA HA HA!
@@PandorasFolly The Zweihänder is an impossibly long sword with spikes sticking out at a couple places.
Do you live in Camelot?
I would have thought that bullet proof stuff, i.e. kevlar helmets and bullet-resistant vests, would also be banned in nations with strict-ass gun control laws. Can't have the plebs possess something that might prevent a government bullet from killing them now can we? EDIT: I looked into it. In Australia body armor is illegal to import in most situations and illegal to possess without authorization in most parts of the country. In Europe, armor developed under 'military specifications' or 'for main military usage' (which I imagine covers anything that stops rifles) is considered 'armament materials' and completely illegal to civilians; i.e. a level IV plate is legally the same as a flippin' hand grenade. In many parts of Canada, armor was (until very recently) more restricted than rifles.
The "south shall rise again" loadout:
Main weapon- Enfield .577 musket
Sidearm- Colt 1851 .36 revolver
Melee- D guard bowie knife
Attributes: Two front teeth to rip powder cartridges
The entire depiction of Doc Holliday fans is like a long version of watching Jeremy Clarkson introduce the Stig.
ThatGuy67 :(
Whyyyyy.....ThatGuy67, you look like somebody just walked ov'your grave.
Accuracy is for dorks!
Primary: AA-12.
Sidearm: 410 Judge.
Melee: e-tool.
Gear: cargo pants, tac rig, good boots.
The Chad loadout:
Primary: none
Secondary:none
Melee: disposable hi-point yeet cannons
and zip 22s
"And that's the thing about crew served weapons, is you don't have any friends. So who's gonna help you with that? Nobody." FUCKING GOLD
The “I grew up in the 80’s” load out
Primary-Mossberg or Remington 12 gauge pump shotgun.
Sidearm-Double Action .357 magnum revolver.
Knife-Buck 110 Auto opening(switchblade)
Carpenter jeans, Carhartt shirt and coat, Wolverine boots
Beef jerky, and Mt Dew.
cshead I like the way you think
And hair gell
Shotgun is good, ammo should be readily available, just search deserted farmhouses. But if you end up in a long range shoot out with a rifleman, not so good. .357 is going to have less availability of ammo.
SvenTviking the shotgun, with slugs, is good to 200 yards, and maybe beyond with the right slug. The .357, gives the option of .38’s, and there isn’t a sporting goods store, gun shop, or Walmart that doesn’t have .357 and .38’s.
Aaron Johnson absolutely. Hair gel is a must. Have to look good for the Boogaloo.
The “taxi driver” primary: .44 magnum secondary: .38 snub melee: boot knife gear:Mohawk and field jacket and .25 cal sleeve gun
The sleepy joe:
Primary: Fully semi auto ar-14
Secondary: double barrel shotgun for warning shots
Melee: finger sucking
James Kice III the tRump:
Primary: nothing he’s already dead
Secondary: still dead
Melee: you can’t revive him
The creepy joe/gropey joe*
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣👌🏻
"fully semi auto" lmao
Don't forget his nose for sniffin out his targets
The “To he’ll with history, I came here to win”:
Primary: Springfield Trapdoor
Secondary: Glock 18C
Backup to my backup: M2 Flamethrower
Melee: 1796 Light Cavalry Saber
The meme Lord loadout
Primary:hentai Camo AR-15
Sidearm:Dual Highpoint 9mm"Yeet Cannon"
Melee: dildo
Top:T-Shirt with one of those stupid puns on it
Bottom:jeans
Gear:Laptop(to make memes)
Well, you perfected that pretty much immediately.
DUEL
It's dual, and I assume you mean dollar camo highpoints?
Top: hentai hoodie
The shirt can be the one that says
□Single
□Taken
■Gamer
SKS has a spot in my heart wife gave me one for Christmas Takes AK mags never any malfunctions had it about 35 years She passed so keep it for the memories
You have a Norinco that accepts ak mags?....I have one lol, thats awsome.
That's very sweet brother! She's always with you 😊
Sks D lotsa fun just heavy + magazine wobble
Interesting, I heard SKS s were typically unreliable
@@plasmawolf7960 clean out the cosmo, and keep them stock with integrated 10 or 20 round box magazine, very reliable.
Worst gun: anything chambered in....
32 French Longue.
Good luck finding ammunition that gun jesus hasn't taken
Matte Black but if you manage to hoard the ammo before the igloo you could make a pretty cool ally
There's actually company making that ammo again and it has legit brought tears of joy to Gun Jesus lol
@@nyquil07na38 and he keeps coming back?
He’ll multiply it, don’t worry.
Starline makes brass for it now
"Shooting the M60 is more fun than being drunk at breakfast." You have a way with words, sir.
Worst loadout.
The frenchman
Primary: 8mm lebel rifle
Secondary: a baguette
Mele: corkscrew
Melee is a white flag. Sacre Bleu.
and your getaway is a car that can only go reverse.
John Spence you beat me to the joke
Ian might object to that "worst" label......or was that Lebel...ooooo...with a Chauchat magazine.....:)
TFBTV Loadout...
Primary: Glock
Secondary: Glock
Melee: Glock
Gear: Glock Tshirt
...perfection.
Wait! You forgot the glock knife...
Nope, glock is crap....use HK USP... best in the world
@@1991USsoldier ...with bipod
[Laughs in CZ 75]
you missed the hood ninja
Primary: draco (1 mag)
sidearm: glock 19
Melee: "these hands bruh"
Gear/ACC: fanny pack across the chest
Top: Gucci gear (literally)
bottom: skinny jeans sagging and jordans 11's
Racist. Youve never even been to the hood.
I will most likely be running skinny Jean's (not sagging) and Jordan's. I have no problem with it lol
@@jessicasnead7895 Lol you must be new here
@@jessicasnead7895 lol
Include body armor, a Gucci plate carrier to be exact because they have body armor too lol
"9 mm is plentiful" welcome to later 2020
I've got plenty, don't you? I mean, we saw this election year coming...
@@80sDweeb Same thing I'm Canadian
Well, if it’s SHTF there will be a lot , stashed in houses where the owner kept his guns stored locked and unloaded in the safe…
There’s plenty of 9mm, it’s just sitting in people basements
"society breaks down, there's an alien invasion or you live in detroit"
Good one!
The Kyle Loadout:
Primary: Hate for Stepdad
Secondary: Monster Energy Drink
Melee: Drywall
Monster energy ham
Dpms Oracle
Green T-shirt and nitrile gloves
Don't carry non lethal
AllAmericanFootage carries a commie kid touchers bicep for melee
The Neolithic loadout:
Primary: Sharp stick
Secondary: Rock
Equipment: Unibrow
You mean the Fred Flintstone loadout?
One good thing about single action revolvers is that for the “muzzle loading” ones, such as the 1851 Navy Colt Revolver, you can make your own ammo for it during the apocalypse.
Yep! You can also make your own powder from Charcoal, Sulfur and Saltpeter (Potassium Nitrate).
@@Beltzer0072 and if your not careful, you can make a grenade you'll get to use once.
@@memyself898 Natural selection always finds a way, haha
That is true, but I'm not sure it won't be outclassed by literally any center-fire pistol that works.
The gambler
Primary: zip 22
Secondary: prayers
😄😄
The problem with the ZIp is that it weighs only about 1 pound. So when it fails to fire and you have to throw it at the target it won't do much damage. A hopelessly jammed Hi Point 9 mm is closer to 2 pounds, so at least it has some heft as a thrown weapon.
I was waiting for it
he should have a deringer pistol as secondary
The rare semi-auto you can actually play Russian Roulette with.
The "I dont know what I'm doing." Mossberg Shockwave and Taurus Judge.
20 gauge shockwave is my backup
At least if you see someone packing those you can just stay 10 feet back and be safe as houses!
@Fat Doomguy while I agree that all weapons have an application and the shockwave is uniquely suited for dumpster defense, I dont see the shockwave or judge being suited for the myriad of situations one could find themselves in during the apocalypse.
A slave to fashion would be a better description. I saw people grab up both of them just for the novelty, but eventually figure out how impractical they are. Five pellets of 000 buck is nice, but when was the last time you saw .45 Colt widely available? It's a damn good round, but can be difficult to find.
Regarding the Shockwave, all I can say is WHY? It's like they took all the downsides of a shotgun and amplified them. The recoil has to be about a bitch, the muzzle flash blinding and aiming out of the question.
@@thatguy22441 thank you, it's like you spoke my thoughts for me. IMO, the judge is slightly more useful because it can shoot .45 colt. The shockwave is just f'ing stupid.
The Gen Z
Primary: none
Secondary: none
Melee: Butter in a sock
The butter sock is the superior weapon ! You could break an elephant with it!
Yeah gotta call bs on this one. The millenials are wose then our younger gen z bretheren. Gen z is still bad, but not that bad.
Are you sure thats butter in the sock?
Primary: Words
Secondary: Feelings
Melee: Pacifism
Accessories: TRIGGER
That’s millennials. Gen Z is more akin to AR15, homemade mustard gas grenades, and ANFO.
I'd have to go with a .357mag revolver and a .357mag lever action rifle. That way all I have to carry is .38 and .357 ammo.
Reload time is your big Achilles heel.
@Anomaly188 Reload time doesn't exist when you don't let your firearms run out. Both of these can be topped off easily between shots, making reload time nonexistent.
"PornHub is undergoing maintenance"
*DEAR GOD*
Actually busted out laughing when that clip ran by ever so quickly 😂🤣😂🤣
Frightening thought isn't it
There's always youporn.
*DEFCON 1*
IM STILL DYING IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10 MINUTES
The Hans Gruber
Primary: Steyr AUG
Secondary: H&K P7
Melee: magic marker
Melee: can of Coca-Cola
Primary: side by side shotgun
Secondary: sawed off side by side
shotgun
Melee: sawed off part of the barrel of the sawed off shotgun
Equipment: bottle of booze, bad attitude
StinkyAgnes can we call this loadout the “ Jed Clampette”.
StinkyAgnes bruh you been watching me??
Can't go wrong with a sideways shotgun.
A sawed off shotgun bbl isn’t a bad melee weapon...
I commend your choices sir!
The Tenoheika Banzai Loadout:
Primary: Type38/99 Arisaka
Secondary: Grenade Vest (Self Use Only)
Melee: Nodachi Katana
Gear: Sake
Dad loadout:
Primary: thermostat senses tingle
Backup: kneehigh socks
Melee: uses full name
Classic!
I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.
@@ryanwalker3509 nice
New Balance is my Melee weapon
"porn-hub undergoing maintenance"
*boogaloo warrior noises intensify*
Based and coombrained
How true this is is just offensive
REEEEEE
Sticking to my Gen X veteran loadout.
AR15, Beretta 92, Ka Bar
Corcoran Boots, Jeans & BDU top.
Alice in Chains "Rooster" on mix cd.
Not bad. 😎
Ok I like this one
“Shooting the m60 is more fun then being drunk at breakfast” just floored me with 😂🤣😂🤣
Right arm of the free world:
Primary: FAL
Secondary: Beretta M9
Melee: UN Sanctions
Top: shitty blue helmet
*Sidearm: Local production Hi-Power
Faaark, there's a ton of blokes who know exactly how it feels to carry that loadout, and still have that blue beret aiming mark.
I laughed so hard at this.
Lol, for melee you are going to slap them on the wrists?
Jeff Wilkins a collective item
up-to-date-for-the-80s-Boomer loadout: a Ruger Mini-14 & 3-inch barrel S&W model 586 or an S&W 659.
Honestly, that’s not a bad combo.
The "Gen x loadout" maybe?
"My mini 14 will outshoot any AR any day of the week! More reliable, too!" -Some fucking Fudd somewhere.
@@GustheGunGuy In the 80s they were half the price too
@@Ledmetacdc and now they're twice the price
Bonger
Primary: Lee Enfield Jungle Carbine
Secondary: Webley bulldog revolver
Mele: cricket bat
Somebody's been playing BFV.
I wouldn't kick that out of bed.
Have you ever held/been hit with a Cricket bat... much nastier than a baseball bat by FAR.
I love the webly !@ but it's in no way accurate .. I dropped it once and missed the floor
Wrap that Cricket Bat in barbed wire....
I don’t know if I’d completely blame the mosin on all those deaths I think the whole charging at MG42s was pretty detrimental to your army
tbf half of those guys didn't even HAVE mosins...or guns at all really
@@Masterchief0521 You learn that from cod 2 or a movie? Genius
@@Masterchief0521 This is a myth, not that blaming the mosin was historically coherent to begin with.
Mike Tyson coming at you with a long sword like "Thith ith spatha!"
😂😂😂😂😂
😆
I think I'd pith my pants.
Thparta*
History Buff Loadout:
Primary: Mauser K98
Secondary: Webley Revolver
Melee: Short Handled Shovel
Accessory/ Gear: Steel helmet, Flecktarn BDU's, Step Dad's Boots
The Rich Fvckboi:
FN SCAR 16/17S
Sig Sauer 226 Legion in .357 Sig
Melee: Grandpa's KA-BAR
Gear: Golf Shorts, Polo, Rolex
swap Webley for C96 Broomhandle
The Joe Biden
Primary : fully semi auto AR 14 with 100 round magazine clips
Secondary : creepy whisper of death
Mele: bare handed pedo grope
You can have a joe Biden load out without a shotgun!
Logan Scott specifically a double barrel shotgun
The Donald Trump
1. Cobray terminator shotgun, worst shotgun ever but you are convinced its the best
2. A revolver with a barrel pointing back, which is no problem with a person with no brain
3. A copy of that shitty boom art of the deal, throw it into people and they scatter away
@@elelz6409 Donald trump: massive m4 with 30 inch barrel, fires autocannon rounds at a very high cyclic rate, gun is wrapped in custom made 24k American flag skin to own the libs
bruh moment trump is a fudd. He doesn’t care about gun rights.
The Quigley
Primary: Sharps 1874 Long Range Rifle. Makes your enemy backflip on impact. Fires a .45-110 metallic cartridge with a 540 grain paper-patch bullet. A LITTLE less than prolific.
Secondary: "Never had much use for one."
Gear: Magnum sized mustache. That with a wink and smile disarms and disrobes all BOOGALOO women in the area.
Dingo ate my baby...
Dude...that's called war...and it's been around since the dawn of time
Priceless
well 6,000 yearsish, but hey some people make a lot off it so its better to just think the way things are the way thing have always been.
"I don't care what guns you like I just care that you like guns." -James Reeves
Now THAT is the right attitude!
'Ok boomer' mod 2:
Primary: m1 carbine
Secondary: Browning hi power
Hi-Power is more Euroboomer territory, with which I would pair a kar98k
ok boomer
ok (and i cannot stress this enough) boomer
What's with all this WWII stuff for "OK Boomer?" Boomers didn't get going until the baby boom after the war. You should be looking at M-14, M-16, FN FAL and things of that ilk. Me, I like the FN C1A1 for primary, and a Sterling SMG as secondary.
The Old Farmer loadout:
Primary: Mossberg 12ga. pump
Secondary: .38 Special (extra points for stub nose)
Melee: Sickle Blade
I bet there's more out there like that than you'd think.....😉
Snub?
The young gun:
Primary: Cricket .22 rifle
Secondary: Ruger bearcat
Melee: T-ball bat.
Pack: Green Power Ranger Backpack containing a Cub Scout canteen, Ham Sandwiches made by Mom, and Grandpas wool army blanket.
Better than most of my milennial peers. 😂
@Chas Maravel hey he just reads it for the articles. 😂
Glock Fan Boi loadout. Longgun: Dont need it. I got a Glock. Melee: Dont need one. I got a Glock. Clothing: Glock hat and security guard uniform that hasn’t been washed because it’s worn to work and slept in. Gear: Dont need it. I got a Glock.
Your only weakness would be other glockbois arguing calibers and gens with you
Ammo: don’t need it, I got a Glock
Hunter Altman it seems like gen 3 glocks are unanimously loved by everyone at least. Except the C glocks. Everyone hates those
Anti-Glock Fan Boi Loadout; Primary: Anything but a Glock. Secondary: Anything but a Glock. Melee: Their primary and secondary guns after they jam. Gear: Lots of trauma first aid to dress all the butthurt. Clothing: D.A.R.E shirt and operator pants (cause ya know, their cooler than you.)
@mEmpHis Brett I wouldn't touch a Glock if I had any other choice lol. Now, don't get me wrong, as a firearms collector I even own a few Glocks, their reliability and historic value is worth it. _But_ , that being said, the stupid juicebox handle, wonky grip angle, absolute shit stock trigger, ugly AF looks, and ungodly amount of the exact same gun over and over, I fucking hate them.
The "dad left me" loadout
Primary: half empty bottle of jack Daniels
Secondary: 38. Snub revolver
Melee: the milk he bought at the store 8 years ago and brought after he learned I won the lottery
Thank you
U fire the cork, obvious 😀
Steven Bobby Bills ok lol Idk I kinda came up with it on the spot
I thought you were gonna go with guitar and empty bottle of booze
The New Vegas Special: Legion edition
Primary: Remington 700 in .308
Secondary: Browning Hi power
Melee: Roman gladius
Accessories: football pads, 2x4s, nails
Clothes: red dress cut down to skirt
A-Team loadout should be considered:
Primary: Folding Stock Mini 14
Secondary: A fat Cuban (cigar that is)
Melee: a souped up van.
Nah man I'll grab a fat Cuban man by his feet and swing him at people and you'll never stop me
Love my mini
@@Dino2GunZ If I HAD to carry something in 5.56, I would carry a Mini-14 before a jam-prone, shit-rifle like the AR. Superior weapon. Ruger should have made them feed regular AR mags so you could pick up mags dropped by dead people as their jam-mattics broke
@@cthulhu6697 I love my AR too I never have jams though I keep it pretty clean but I think I would rely more on my mini 14 in my opinion it's just a much better system the design is timeless and proven I do agree with the interchangeable mags I wish I could use my AR mags in my mini 14 the large mini 14 mags are so damn expensive I did swap my stock out though I use a composite tan pistol grip folding stock with Picatinny rails all the way around so I can easily swap out any attachments I need I do love the Picatinny rails my accessories can be swapped between most of my rifles and the mini 14 design is just so simple and you're right it is much more reliable if my AR broke I would be fucked in a shtf scenario it would be pretty difficult to break the mini 14 but you always got to keep in mind Firearms are like tools they each have a specific purpose my mini 14 is set up for close to mid-range combat and my AR is set up with a scope for longer-range but all around I agree the mini 14 would be the better choice if I had to choose only one so my set would be my mini 14 my 40 cal M&P and my Rambo style combat knife what about you what would your set be
Coronavirus: 2nd unknown case in CA
Me: Starts taking note and violently scrounge for an obrez
Hey, the first case in Oregon popped up just ten miles from where I live. Oh, and the sportsman's Warehouse was out of 9mm. :/
@@keegans5695 nyet that commie round will do you no good tovarisch you need mighty and glorious 5.45
@@Diego-zc5zc pretty sure the word you're looking for is fascisti, not commie, zemlyak.
@@keegans5695 dah brat those dirty capitalists have brainwashed me with their plastic guns and waifu pillows
Diego Castaneda damned plastic guns imagine rugers p series was more reliable than the sig 320 😂
The Slav
Dragunov any variant
Makarov
Track suit
Sunflower seeds and Marlboro lights 100s
I think the Slav would be the Kalash (any variant), and why Vodka isn't on there?
The gopnik is what he meant lol
A true slav uses a sawed off sks that needs to be manually cycled.
You're missing vodka from your load out.
Okay, Slavs only smoke one cigarette: Lucky strikes. I've yet to see a Slavic tourist fail to ask for Lucky Strikes when trying to buy cigarettes. And where are the Adidas shoes? Where are they?
Boomer reloaded
Primary:M1a
Secondary: 357 mag s&w
Melee: old hatchet
Damnit! I own both of those. I love them, but they're staying at camp. I'd choose my BCM recce 5.56, my CZ SP-01 9mm and on of my Zero Tolerance knives.
I love these types of presentations. "Boogaloadouts" will soon be a part of my phone's autocorrect.
The Gimmick:
Primary: 300 Blackout AR-15
Secondary: FN FiveseveN
Melee: Mictrotech Ultratech
Clothing: Cheap airsoft camo gear
FiveseveN is good tho, muh AP ammo... -_-
@@nisse9009 lol
That's a good one. True
Plans after you cant find ammo the second day?
.300BLK is bad because it's not plentiful? Fair
The "Shoot-on-sight to put them out of their misery"
_Primary:_ Stock or plastic tacticool 10/22 with plastic feed-lipped 25rd mags.
_Secondary:_ USFA Zip-Gun .22 (for magazine compatibility).
_Melee:_ A set of cheap $5 'throwing knives'.
_Gear:_ _Call of Duty: MW Dark Edition_ digital night vision "quad" goggles.
_Top:_ Black hoodie and those cheap 'slash-proof' protective sleeves.
_Pants:_ old pair of cargo pants (for holding loose mags, plastic water bottles, trail-mix bags, and a packet of skittles).
You referenced video game memorabilia as survival gear!? GTFOH
I'd rather take an airsoft gun than a zip.
Did they do NVG asa collectible item a second time?
Oh that might be me
@@Arthurzeiro SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY :)
The Brandon Herrera:
Primary: AK-50 prototype
Secondary: Makarov
Equipment: Case of White Claw
The chad loadout
- primary: -
- secondary: -
- melee: F I S T
You spelled Tunnel snake loadout wrong
Equipment, case of monster
Booster: whey protein powder
Roof Korean.
Primary: mossberg 590/AKM
Second: S&W 29
Melay: brick
Roof korean had k1
Used to be pretty anti-gun but have since changed my mind. Your channel is highly educational and very entertaining and I'm learning a lot. Thanks for doing what you do.
You would be better off getting your gun information from a more credible source…
@@MrSpudz2 I was going to say the same thing.
Go somewhere else if you want to learn about guns. These videos are basically sh*t-posts.
@@MrSpudz2 Whatever convinces anti gun people to appreciate and respect firearms is good in my book. Who cares it his info comes from TFBTV, he could be another person getting their info from Biden 🤮
We tend to fear what we don't know, and hate what we fear.
Knowledge can bring interest.
So you packing yet..?
The Scavenger
Primary: to be determined
Secondary: if I can find one
Melee: yes
The reality is this will be a lot of, if not most people who some how manage to survive at all.
Primary: Special Rifle VSS
Secondary: Welrod
Melee: Neck snap
Special ability: Lightfoot: can walk on air
Top: Black turtleneck
Bottom: Black yoga pants
Special gear: extra baffles for welrod
"Shooting the M60 is more fun than being drunk at breakfast"
-James Reeves
February 28, 2020
I had to stop for a second when i heard this
Being drunk at breakfast is soooo fun incase you dont know
Drunken IHOP breakfast after you've run outta beer on a fourteen hour bender
Waitress: what can I start you guys off with?
Friend: what kind of doinks you got on tap?
Waitress: what's that?
Friend: ahh, nevermind!
True story
I laughed so hard when he included the pornhub maintinence page as a doomsday example.
Same here, scared the cat out of my room.
He knows his audience
Pornhub may be down but we still have good ol flannel daddy to keep us entertained
Amatuers , it's all about XNXX
I grew up on my dads WWII / Korean M1 grand hiking it into the woods 10+ miles round-trip from 13-19 years old. Then I moved to my first AR-15. I love The M1 grand but damn that rifle is heavy.