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Reverend Lifeguard
United States
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 30 พ.ย. 2021
Reverend Dee Lifeguard here! -
Hello-ho-ho folks! Welcome to The Only Dimension That Matters a.k.a. My Fortress of Mental Illness!!
I am also known as "Santanon"
I used to do videos with the fellas from Amish Grande but idk what happened to them.
Now I do stuff on my own.
This channel is the home of Santanon, Edna Luncheonette, The Only News That Matters, The Only Reviews That Matter, The Only Interviews That Matter, Big Barry the Birthday Clown, Easy STreat, True Crime Conundrum, and other Data-Battle.com series!
Enjoy the nonsense - there's a lot of satire and parody and whatnot but I have sincere moments from time-to-time.
Thanks for tuning in!
To Book Big Barry the Birthday Clown please call:
(657) 5-BARRY-3
[(657) 522-7793]
(I'm legitmatelly an ordained Minister through the Universal Life Church)
GOD BLESS & HAIL SANTA!
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Hello-ho-ho folks! Welcome to The Only Dimension That Matters a.k.a. My Fortress of Mental Illness!!
I am also known as "Santanon"
I used to do videos with the fellas from Amish Grande but idk what happened to them.
Now I do stuff on my own.
This channel is the home of Santanon, Edna Luncheonette, The Only News That Matters, The Only Reviews That Matter, The Only Interviews That Matter, Big Barry the Birthday Clown, Easy STreat, True Crime Conundrum, and other Data-Battle.com series!
Enjoy the nonsense - there's a lot of satire and parody and whatnot but I have sincere moments from time-to-time.
Thanks for tuning in!
To Book Big Barry the Birthday Clown please call:
(657) 5-BARRY-3
[(657) 522-7793]
(I'm legitmatelly an ordained Minister through the Universal Life Church)
GOD BLESS & HAIL SANTA!
JOIN THE DATA-BATTLE!
DATA-BATTLE.COM
Cheerwine Holiday Punch Review - The Only Reviews That Matter (Christmas Special 2024)
Dee Lifeguard is here in this year's Holiday Special to review Cheerwine Holiday Punch. He also ranks some of his favorite cherry sodas! Tune in!
Subtitles/Closed Captions are available on all of our videos!
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Twitter: @ErectionWizard
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-a MIDI version of "Let it Snow" by Dean Martin was used as background music
[Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research.
Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.]
Contact Big Barry the Birthday Clown:
6575-BARRY-3
(657) 522-7793
Subtitles/Closed Captions are available on all of our videos!
JOIN THE DATA-BATTLE!:
Twitter: @ErectionWizard
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-a MIDI version of "Let it Snow" by Dean Martin was used as background music
[Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research.
Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.]
Contact Big Barry the Birthday Clown:
6575-BARRY-3
(657) 522-7793
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Greetings!! Smash 👍 Subscribe & turn on notifications, leave a comment!! Share the video.... Now without further request... Alright alright already.. Roll it Rev. ....ʘ‿ʘ Welcome back Rev. I enjoy your truthful humorous commentary! I just burped it definitely tastes better the first time around 😂!! Classic Rev. LMAOROTF!!! What about a review on "Shaq-A-licious" gummies!?!?? I've not tried them but I've heard some interesting remarks about them 🙊 So??? What ya say Rev.? Merry Christmas Rev. and all who read this comment! 🎁
My job, will be rabbi My primary identity, juggalo
Haha, im going to be this actually
For some reason this makes me think of the “wet bandits” from Home Alone 😅😅
Can you use all purpose flour?
most definitely
My mom was one of the deputy’s on scene ! Her partner was shot
that's scary. Did her partner recover? Was your mom okay?!
these are the important issues, why isnt this front page news? thank you 🙌
the mainstream media wants to bury this cause i spit the truth!!!!
Think about it, liberal millenials and their avocado toast they have for breakfast. That's ruining the economy and America.
I don't eat breakfast.
My brother ate breakfast everyday while he was president.. and the media was concerned about my dealings with Libya when they really should've been concerned with his communist breakfast all along!
good! otherwise I'd have to report you to the FBI!!
At some point the fast has to be broken. This is so stressful.
@@keliltn as long as you don't break the fast in the morning - it's not breakfast, so you won't be a commie!
My life drastically improved when I realized I could eat eat breakfast any time of day I wanted, so fuck you I'm gonna fry a spite egg and blast l'internationale until my landlady beats me for using the kitchen right now.
Cool 💩
The coolest of the 💩
ROFLMAO!! God bless hail Santa ✨
I lived in Montezuma County and Y2K had nothing to do with it. The criminals stole a water truck in Durango, the next morning in Cortez, Colorado, officer Dale Clayton pulled the truck over, before he could get out of the cruiser, Monte and the boys murdered officer Clayton with automatic rifles. The started the largest manhunt in Colorado history. It took years, but the final body belonging to Monte was found by a group of deer hunters (who split the reward). All three criminals died cowards. They were assumed to have robbed the casino in Taos, NM by ramming a water truck into it.
If you watch the video, I cover everything you said in your comment except.. it was related to Y2K cause their plan was to use the truck for water storage and sell the water when shit hit the fan after Y2k. Also, the official timeline and witness reports don't line up with their deaths.
Need a bumper sticker that says "It's bullshit unless you believe it"
wonderful idea!
wonderful idea!
Print them!! I'll take a couple!! Genius idea!!
222...Agrees!! 😉 God bless hail Santa ✨
amen!
Thank you for this important and thoughtful kazoo review! I learned things 😉 👏
I appreciate you watching! Musicians tend to get a kick out of the electric kazoo. It's a really fun instrument!
Such talent!! Nice collection! Hummmmbucker, now that's a pick up line for the books! Interesting video. God bless hail Santa!
I love funky gadgets made for amplifying instruments like the kazoo. Wonder how sick this would sound running through my pedal rig
i use pedals on it sometimes. just a basic DigiTech distortion and also a weird autowah, It's fun. I wanna get a wah pedal tho so I can control the wah like I used to. It's fun to hook these up to a real wah and then play Hendrix on them.
@@10000Fleas I'd love to hear that puppy put through an autowah
@@TheWhollySmoked it's a fun sound!
Yoyo master! Big Barry 6575 Barry 3, freaking amazing! God bless hail Santa!
MoMA always said life is like a box of chocolates .....but she never said permanent markers will wash off.. Now back in the pool! God bless hail Santa 🍿
Another banger, Rev! You sure as heck blinded me with this caper! Hail Santa!
I'm surprised these dude's in the video didn't blind themselves with the markers they used to color their faces. HAIL SANTA!
i think its real, i had to pause this video to go poop.
weirdly, during the making of this video - i did too at a few points! it's gotta be real!!
Alrighty then.... psycho power!! God bless Hail l Santa ..... Everyone back in the water now....
Psycho is a good descriptor of Harold
🥴 God bless hail Santa!
Amen 🙏
What about Mega Powers Macho Man and Hulk Hogan in the 1985
great team! but nowhere near as great as the team of Judy Bagwell & Rick Stiner!!
God damn this is so funny 😂❤️ your hair looks mmaaaahvelous dahling
Thank you very much - I try to be as entertaining as possible while also having marvelous hair!
Is this a comedy channel, because this list cracked me up!! 🤣🤣
Most definately. That's my goal - crack people up
Austin and HHH the power trip didn't last long but they are my favourite
If they had lasted longer - The Power Trip would've been as legendary as the Mega Powers!
Judy Judy Judy..... Truancy sux... God bless hail Santa ✨
Judy was the best! If Strowman and Nicholas had a longer run with the WWE titles, they would've got the number 1 spot tho.
😱 Looks like Ford was Found...On....Road.....Dead... 🤣🤣🤣 Great effects tho...Whatttttt Thaaaa.....F*******K🤦 God bless hail Santa ✨✨✨✨✨
thank CHRIST-LER I am PT Cruising again
thats wack as fuck bud.
Takes forever to het to the story! Uuuugggghhhh!
ya gotta set the scene for people who weren't around during the Y2K years. Perhaps you'd like my other one a lil more: th-cam.com/video/oXytTei0uhg/w-d-xo.html
Fun fact about Kent county Michigan.... Kentish dialect, a dialect of old English, which is what the good citizens of Kent county speak.... Glad Jesus came back 🤣 Gotta go walk my Weiner's... God bless hail Santa! Great video!
All nice and cummy, Edna! Hail Santa!
Whoop whoop first to view, like comment!! What a hoot this one. Rotflmfao.... Seriously cRaCkEd me up ☣️ God bless hail Santa
It Cracked Santanon's brain.
🤤 Frogger's! Crokieeee 💸 God bless hail Santa!
His life is ruined!
I've seen this thing too. The fucker took my styrofoam bust that I put my witch hat on.
@@TheWhollySmoked Weirdly enough, the Aboriginal folks of Australia are the earliest know society to talk about Mantis/Mantid but they see them as creator gods. We should hunt this thing down - creator god or not, stealing is not cool!
God bless, hail Santa 🍑
🤤😋
Santanon, we're dying to know... How much was that one traffic light defaced?
wait, which traffic light!?
@@10000Fleas The single stop light?
@@TheWhollySmoked OHHHHHH! I misunderstood you! The stoplight in my hometown is still there but now they have more of them.
So good to see you!!! God bless hail Santanon!! 👻
Good to be back!
Hey, that looks like it could actually work! And you're our hero for working Stephen Dorff in there 👏
Dorff is in one of my favorite movies, "Duces Wild" As a kid, I used to pretend to be him.. well his character in that, "Leon"
@@10000Fleas Oh yeah! TOTALLY forgot about that movie! Good stuff.
@@FeinDining you should give it a rewatch, so many big name actors are in it (that weren't big names at the time). Norman Reedus plays the main bad guy in it.
I first heard about the 4 corners fugitives on unsolved mysteries
such a good show! R.I.P. Robert Stack
Excellent job! I don't know if it was intentional or a fault in my device, but your video had a grainy quality that made me think of House of 1000 Corpses. I totally dig that kinda shit! Never stop being you and whoop whoop!
Never stop being you either, fam! Whoop Whoop! Thank you for the kind words! The grainy quality is on purpose - it's an editing thing i do to hide the fact that I am bad at editing and shooting videos - haha. But I love the comparison to 1000 Corpses! Being compared to Rob Zombie is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me!
Alrighty then, back to the oven you go my dear sweet Edna 😘
There's a reason she's no longer employed as a lunch lady.
Great video, Edna! I was following along with the cake, but I think I did something wrong because I added some green 90's ketchup and now my Kangaroo's having a panic attack. It was certainly a good sponge.
I hear that if you give the Roo some pink sauce - it might have a calming effect. And if you're Roo throws up the pink sauce/green 90s ketchup, def use the cake as sponge for cleaning.
@@10000Fleas Noted!
amazing
thank you, very much!