Lyrics:
It’s... almost... HARVESTING SEASON!
[verse1]
It's almost Harvesting season!
I’ll drink from your skull!
I’ll make you mount my blade!
Even though it’s short and dull!
I fought from from Tropical Paradise!
To Mini siege!
Back to the golden kingdom!
The butterlord’s my liege!
I’m Chamber blocking your ass!
You’re gunna get wrecked!
Then I corpse kick your character
To disrespect!
[drop]
You’re K-D sucks!
You spam 12 “O” clock!
Pressing S when you fight me
You should learn to block!
Ganking newbs with my flintlock
using Neo G.K.!
Pressing E when you shield
cuz shield spam is gay!
Murking Naked Swadians!
With their two hand spam!
Pwning cav-faygs
Elite Scimitar’s my jam!
I ride your stolen horse!
Soon I’ll ride your mom!
I throw a broken vodka bottle
(It explodes like a bomb?)
I wrote the book as a sapper
on flying sky forts!
You try and T.N.T. me
and I’ll shit your shorts!
Your reg tags are cringe!
You’re not that guy!
I was ganking sistaz clan
More than the real F.B.I.! (too soon.)
I’ll murk you with my arty
at incredible range!
If Mount and Blade had V.C.
You’d be screaming in rage!
Mashing F.3 -F.2
As I’m spamming “BLEE!”
I poll to ban an admin
Cus he muted me!
I spawn kill admins!
As my fugly girl!
I got away with random
on Persistent world! (RANDOM!)
I open gates as defender!
Press P to surrender!
When it comes to trolling arty
I’m a repeating offender!
I ninja cap your flag!
I type “EZ” to brag!
All with 400 ping
and I don’t even lag!
[bridge]
We were born in the saddle!
But you will die in one!
I’m feasting with King Harlus
because butter’s number one!
You better not be
a man-hunter!
Cus you’re just a nervous man
And I’m a farmer confronter!
That’s a nice head
you have on your shoulders!
You don’t even use excels
I bet you use a controller!
My men would like a word
about your purse and your belongings!
Away you vile beggar!
It’s you’re 50h respawning!
1 to 80 K.D.!
You wish you were me!
Your skull will make a fine companion
for those lonely nights at sea!
[bridge2]
I will drink from your skull!
Your sword’s rusty and dull!
It’s almost harvesting season!
I team hit without reason!
Less talking! More raiding!
My faints infuriating!
[outro]
We’ve been pwning newbs
since two thousand and ten.
Now hop on Mount and blade, Warband!
We will fight you to the end!