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He's like a what?????

Any real yakuza fan know they can make anything either really goofy or really dramatic

the dubbed did yakuza so dirty ong esspecially majima

"EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!" -Kiryu

Tonal consistency? What tonal consistency? That's for chumps and GOONS.

You say that like it’s a bad thing

all kiyru cares about is being a father and being a pocket circuit legend

I know the tone gets all over the place, but there’s one thing that always stays on point, and that’s the *VIOLENCE*

This is basically kiryus motivations after yakuza 2 lmfao he doesn't give a fuck about the tojo clan but if anyone harms his kids he will bury them. He dads up so hard and its great

The Mole in Tojo Clan? You mean Kuroiwa?

kiryu only saves haruka because cyricZ wrote that he must progress to the next chapter for new substories (btw this video is me in yakuza 2 completing every mini game before taking the taxi to tojo clan after kashiwagi says that it's sn emergency)

*Once haruka is saved* Haruka: Oji-san, can we go gambling?

So real tbh 😂😂

Like a Dragon Games focusing on Kiryu: If they wanna hurt my friends and family then they'll have to go through me first! Like a Dragon Games focusing on Kasuga: DON'T F**K WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND DRAGON QUEST BY MY SIDE!! Like a Dragon games focusing on Majima: LET'S F**KING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Shinji: What about the Tojo Clan!? Kiryu:...Oh well Shinji: THE F**K YOU MEAN "OH WELL"!?

When I saw the community post of your protagonist art, I imagined an indie sprite turn based or action RPG Surprised it’s a fully 3D rendered game! Looks cool dude, best of luck to ya working on this

Oh how I wish the Amazon Prime show could have some tonal whiplash energy like this LMFAO BUT THEYRE COWARDS Would love seeing sequels to this skit man hahahaha

1:50 i WAS EXPECTING HIM TO GO FISHING

At least Majima had no ill intention. But still had his boys and his ass beat.

I did the entire pocket racer substory when Shinji was dying on the roof

Well if Majima is going to be old, might as well do what he hasn't done before. Make his life living wild again.

Bro thinks he is pdiddy💀

One of my greatest achievements in Judgment is figuring out how to play mahjong and winning big. I still dont know who kill Shintani

I'm so happy Kiryu stopped messing around when Shinji mentioned Haruka

When you’re really engaged in the plot but then they force substories/minigames on you

Afterall Kiryu barely gets any benefits being a yakuza. All he did was to fix problem caused by fucktards of the clans (Yeah they are yakuza of course they are assholes). Shit happens so often that kiryu would rather has his fun before fixing shits.

The ending was perfect.

1:48 moms when their 4 yr old kid gets hurt in any sort of way:

so real

*Tojo clan falling appart* Kiryu: :D *Daigo getting shot* Kiryu: :D *Majima and other officers getting arrested* Kiryu: :D *Haruka getting a paper cut* Kiryu: *ROLLING EYES DOWN THE DRAGON WALL STARTS PLAYING*

1:55 Asura's wrath screams

Majima wasn’t even looking for a fight. He was just taking a walk outside

I don't know how other people play the yakuza games but this summed up all my playthroughs lmao 😂

Shinji has really long legs if being on his knees is the same as standing.

LIKE A WHAT?????

Yakuza When the most ridiculous game ideas become somehow make sense for the story

Poor Majima was just there, he didn't even do anything yet.

You act as if kiryu didn't also have equally as batshit side stories

The only reason he wanted to rescue Haruka so badly is so that they could sing Otometal My Life at Karaoke.

Pocket Racing is better than gambling. Also Shinji calls Kiryu Aniki.

In 0 i was fucking dancing while tachibana was dying across the street

"I'm here to save Haruka and complete minigames (show completion list) and I'm all out of minigames"

To be fare the orbital lazer was a thing in yakuza 3. Amon as a fuck up sense of fair play, them again he was against kiryu.

I AM THE 69TH LIKE

Everytime I enter a cazino in these games I undergo a magical girl-esque transformation where I turn into Mr. Green and then proceed to play Blackjack and Roullete for 12 real time hours