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The way this battle went kinda reminds me of the way William the conqueror conquered england

' One ambassador remarked; When humans smile, they bear their teeth, in normal cultures, this is a sign of naked aggression. For the humans, it is a sign of happiness. One does not know if they are happy to be aggressive or if they are happy in general... It is best not to find out if they are happy to be aggressive."

"And no we don't know why they keep coming to the meetings" Bro, you're forced to read out "Fuck off you xeno scum, you don't deserve to know the name of our people or empire" every time you address the human dignitaries to get acknowledged. That would never stop being funny, and I'm sure "delegate to the council" is one of the most sought after jobs in human history just to hear that phrase.

Three things you don't do when you start a war with Americans/humans: 1: You don't fuck with our ships/boats. 2: You don't kill the officer on the battlefield. 3: You never, EVER give us permission to commit war crimes.

Humans: "You don't seem to understand. These rules of engagement are for your protection, not ours."

I'm pretty sure that it's actually spelled "Nkoloso".

Alien: "no holds war" Humans: "okay your funeral"

Jones Jennifer White Daniel Clark Laura

The story of Marsthon is incorrectly told here, but aside, it's interesting to think how aliens would react to our cultures.

Moore Amy Jackson Susan Moore Margaret

AI was garbage in the middle

It sounds like a good story, but you have to do something about that reader, like pacing.

Jones Ruth Smith Gary White Sharon

Gonzalez Charles Anderson Patricia Wilson Kimberly

Moore Frank Young John Lopez Eric

Walker Melissa Wilson Jennifer Davis Elizabeth

Hernandez Deborah Gonzalez Jennifer Allen Carol

funny like it

13:10 poor guys picked the wrong dialogue choices

Arnulfo Island

"Seemingly out of spite" *does reckless sh!t that damages a successful war fleet to an extent they might as well have been the weakest creatures in the galaxy* yeah, that sounds about right. Spite is one of humanity's great motivations.

Gonzalez Charles Hall Helen Anderson Susan

No, we're quarantined because we are nuts,violent,animalistic, and we love it. Hail to the king baby.

Taylor Eric Martinez Sharon Martin Jeffrey

Jones Laura Williams Anthony Young Sharon

Wilson James Hernandez Carol Walker Michelle

Garcia Ruth Williams Timothy Martin Michael

I love how the AI misnames the enemy as "Rawskill" from time to time xD

I honestly thought this was going to end with the copied minds hacking the simulation and getting out/alerting the planet.

❤ it

Robinson Helen Miller Paul Perez Jessica

Honestly they would have just needed to take a look at our video games to understand what would actually happen

I mean on the original level yeah it's probably accurate however threaten our friends and family then it's definitely the highest level of all

Story was written like someone who just started swearing

Hernandez Thomas Jones Steven Davis Nancy

Mercy? Yeah........Nah...................... They wouldn't have gotten a calorie.

space otters i love it. please more otter stories. this is a very nice change to what has been comming out lately

HFY Universal Tales , You're the best! I just had to subscribe!

cool story

Way too much swearing. Takes away from the tone of the story. Very distracting.

White Michelle Anderson Margaret Lee Sharon

cool story

This was great fun 😂

Acceptable my ass

I thought fire breathers use cinnamon

Stupid story mate - you destroyed earth so why should i give a fuck!

Thompson Sharon Perez Jessica Harris Jeffrey

Inner planetary or interplanetary?

Thompson Thomas Wilson Kenneth Taylor Sharon

You really need to 1. Spell check, 2. Grammar check and then 3. Manually proofread your stories before handing them to a text to speech program. This is hideous.