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The virgin “no time for romance during all the war” vs. the chad “what if the space marines gave head and sucked toes?”

Well. Everything is possible with slaanesh

Honorary Iron hand right here

Well, considering The Emperors Children exist...she is not wrong

Heretical corruption detected

"I WANT 20 BUFF MEN" - Emperor to Malcador

Didnt the emperor breed his sons, iirc. Technically they are his clones but he calls them sons. The later generations are of similar natures too. Its not like theres no woman in space, theres just too many testosterone dudes going to war.

Big E: ONLY MEN SHALL RECEIVE MY SEED

Mr.Man Emperor of Mankind stated: ONLY MEN WILL RECEIVE MY SEED

Dominique: "Hey Fyodor, is this yaoi?" Fyodor: "Be quiet, Dominique!"

Okay, who invited the Slaaneshi cultist?

Remember kids, the emperor do not care whatever you do in your intimacy as long you serve him and suffer not the xenos, burn the heretic, kill the mutant, purge the unclean, hold the line.

How swiftly the Emperor smite thee at such mentions!

Man I love Palworld

0:14 "YOU HERETIC! Exterminatus! Exterminatus on you! Exterminatus on your whole planet!"

Damn Laura, so bratty, 💢💢💢💢💢 needs Pyramid Head correction! 💢💢💢😭😭

SHE JUST LIKE ME FR

That is one cursed take if I ever seen one.

Yes inquisitor , its that orange gremlin

Military and yaoi are interchangeable so yes.

You gotta be gay to play wh40k

Custodes

That's an "I've heard you did strange things to your sons" moment right there

Yaoi implies softness, something emotional. Warhammer 40K is Bara.

I hear Fulgrim does strange things to his men

Yeah, a primarch kept his boyfriend in a cage and was in a toxic yaoi relationship

Calli falls asleep to podcasts and 40k lore? Calli, my kindred spirit.

"Only men shall receive my seed" -The Emperor of Mankind

If it has 2 or more male characters, there is yaoi of it.

Gigi making an argument for gatekeeping.

james shouldn't fowget mawy

Gigi: Why you booing me I’m right!

You know what's more diabolical than Chaos and Heresy?.. *RULE 34*

every time someone makes this kind of joke about 40k, it always reminds me of the old "Dance Steps for GW's Space Hulk Game" cover lmfao

Only Bromance is approved by the Emperor. Yaoi is heresy created by some weird Slanesshi cultist.

It's not Yaoi. It's called Bara.

Biboo caught lacking!

Hmmm, that sounds like something a heretic would say...

If Gigi didn't said anything, Calli would've left him in

Goddammit, paheal!

Emperor: "Come to bed, Malci..." Malcador: "I can't! Someone said Warhammer is Yaoi!"

I love how Biboos panic escalates more and more, gauged only by how she says the same thing over and over, more manically than the last lol

I mean, the poster boys for the setting literally all have another dude’s “gene-seed” inside them.

Thats certainly an interpretation

The emperor disapproves… Slaneesh however

Just as a certain Custodes once said to heretics as they outnumbered him, "All Im surrounded by is fear, and dead men" Too bad Biboo chose to be a heretic 😅

Fulgrim X Ferrus

Blood angels

Biboo "it's like resident evil!" Silent Hill Sound Team "are you sure about that"