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I was not expecting Alex to be this cute.

9:37 12:47 11:10 19:59

Copying down timestamps from @risipieces for myself: 0:25 - getting back into character 0:34 - hey there demons 0:43 - 420 0:51 - heelys 1:05 - the faces he makes as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (pt 1) 1:10 - dummy thicc 1:25 - ”who is this man?” 1:30 - drop the baby (pt 1) 1:36 - i want another divorce (pt 1) 1:48 - “he will be.” 1:57 - drop the baby (pt 2) 2:10 - the faces he makes as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (pt 2) 2:17 - darth plagueis the wise 2:41 - drop the baby (pt 3) 2:46 - bonjour, planets! 2:52 - my very best friend peter lukas 3:00 - “that’s from Alasdair Stuart!” 3:10 - “yeah, well you’re dead now.” 3:18 - that’s communism, babey! 3:25 - too many micheals 3:35 - bad take on cows 3:44 - “see if i care!” 3:49 - [distantly] “oh, jennifer!” 3:57 - part time eldritch deity, part time motivational instagram post 4:05 - good take on cows! 4:12 - “i am sorry as well” 4:20 - the faces he makes as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (part 3, the BEST one) 4:24 - i don’t want to KNOW about elias’ weird and terrible kinks and yet here i am. i am kin with the waves of utter disgust coming off the crowd 4:45 - “NICE” 5:00 - oh sure bud, definitely believe you 5:08 - take a shot everytime ben lists the wrong person pt 1 5:20 - blue 5:27 - i came out to have a good time and honestly i’m feeling so attacked right now 5:42 - “not like that!” 5:51 - mamma mia 6:13 - nya 6:30 - i’m crying i do not understand it and i love it (update from the future: i found the mechanisms. i love the mechanisms. i have sold my soul for the mechanisms. long live the mechanisms!) 6:46 - “lovecraft can take it, he’s dead!.... good” 7:00 - “gay rights…. gay rights!!!” 7:06 - “oh, vote labour!” (note: i don’t understand uk politics y’all’re wack sorry. they’re the least bad ones tho right?) 7:13 - “trans rights…. trans rights!!!” 7:17 - take a shot everytime ben lists the wrong person pt 2 7:24 - [distantly] “the NEXT ONE’S from ME!” (you can hear the >:) in his voice 7:29 - “yeah, yeah it is. i could refuse, and it’d probably be okay” “nope!” 7:38 - pathfinder 7:49 - “but as we all know eliAS IS A VILLIAN- get out of here!” 7:55 - boss baby pt 1 8:05 - “i dunno how to pronounce t h a t !” 8:09 - frogs, and ben tries to pronounce an emoticon 8:21 - @.w.@ 8:28 - “you know what? no, nope, that’s not right!” 8:31 - duran duran 8:45 - nikola b like 8:51 - azu deserves the world (note: i do not understand this reference i’m sorry gays) 9:08 - “because it’s MINE” 9:14 - [from the background] BOOOOOOOO!!! 9:18 - short & sweet 9:27 - tax fraud in the astral plane 9:38 - i don’t know where this is from and i can’t hear what was said in the background but mood (edit from the future: SHAKESPEARE??) 9:53 - “you suck!” 10:00 - i want another divorce (pt 2) 10:19 - the faces he makes as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (pt 3) 10:22 - Martin Will Not Be Okay 10:38 - the real villain of the series 10:44 - boss baby pt 2 10:57 - “why is boss baby a thing?!” 11:07 - awful british name 11:18 - griffin mcelroy has entered the chat 11:24 - kate bush has entered the chat 11:38 - mürdër 11:43 - visit the north! 12:08 - i’m in academia, not the stock market! (note: eat the rich) 12:22 - it’s booboo the fool time >:) 12:32 - smash mouth has entered the chat 12:55 - minecraft 13:05 - obi wobi kenobi 13:13 - oh *no*, i HOPE no AVATARS kidnap my ARCHIVIST, jon, who works in an ISOLATED, UNMONITERED area of tHE MAGNUS INSITUTE ARCHIVES, in LONDON 13:33 - i did not pass this obliterated me instantly 13:44 - ok boomer 13:56 - [distantly] “YEAH IT DOES!” “s h u t u p” 14:03 - “jennifer.. no” (edit: rusty quill gaming reference!) 14:15 - b99 has entered the chat 14:24 - i’m afraid, ivysaurus, i’m afraid (EDIT: DRAGON AGE? THIS IS FUCKING DRAGON AGE? WHAT?) 14:40 - that LAUGH he’s so excited to wreck pure havoc 14:45 - grizzop is dead 15:08 - the eye of elias (note: unironically this is my favourite part) 15:39 - i am the very model of a modern major general 16:00 - “i screamed like a scared child” 16:27 - teeth gang! 16:35 - wholesome reminders from an eldritch monster 💕💕 16:46 - the reactions he has as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (pt 4) 16:50 - chuuuuu 17:00 - he played you like a cheap pipidippy dipitippy (note: i have no idea how the FUCK i’d begin to spell that that’s my best guess and i refuse to take any criticism because i’ve been writing this list out for two hours) 17:21 - i had to look that up that’s from star wars??? 17:27 - christina marie! 17:35 - deep stellar firma cut 17:50 - [edit from post 200 era] god i wish 18:06 - this is the one (1) star wars quote i actually know 18:22 - “i am too stoned to move” 18:38 - “whoopsie!” 18:54 - yes he DOES 19:04 - yes he D O E S

Why did it turn 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😨😥

Leaving some time stamps for myself: 10:00 (divorce) 4:20 4:12 6:13 9:27 13:13 18:22 (too stoned to move) 2:20 3:34 17:50 1:10 1:36 (divorce)

Elias said "gay rights" only to legalise gay divorce

🤣 somehow it feels wrong to hear 'fuck' in martin's voice

0:35 well holy moly if that wasn't a sign of the future I don't know what it is!!

I could not take this seriously I would be holding back tears the whole time

I love how you can just hear Mike’s cackling laughter in the background

"Read it nice and slow" GOOD GOD.

9:29

4:45 THATS WHERE THAT CAME FROM???

10:10 "i want. Another.... *Immense laughing* ... divorce."

4:15 ELIAS WHAT?????

just making some timestamps to show my friends 1:10 im dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the police!!!! 1:36 i want another divorce part 1 4:23 read that statement jon... (also who is piping leitner 🤨🤨) 7:00 elias bouchard says gay + trans rights 7:55 jon if you dont watch boss baby i'll fire you 9:26 tax fraud 10:00 i want another divorce part 2 10:43 more boss baby references?? 12:32 SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB oh wait we stopped 13:13 i hope no avatars kidnap my archivist,,, 15:08 eye of elias 16:49 pika pika 17:50 martin has just stabbed me with a knife!! 18:21 i am too stoned to move (right after previous) my bad and... whoopsie?

Lol but didn't he walk out and leave that yellow envelope full of fake money on the table?

the leightnerpiper69 got me wheezing

9:30 saving this for myself

HELP IS THAT JONNY LAUGHING 2:19

Bro I cannot get over the fact that Alex J Newall decided to wear a fucking suit to a discord call

I was hoping someone would have him say "You all lost the game" if only to hear the crowd boo him off the face of the earth

if i had money id givd it to ben so hed read the jurgen leitner copypasta in eliasmode

brutal >Pipe< murder you say?

♥️✨🍁☕️📚📻🍂💫♥️

elias unironically refers to peter as "the old ball and chain" thanks for coming to my ted talk

I feel the intro where they're talking about Christmas decorations would be switched. Martin has all the decorations, and Jon is like, "one bauble is enough."

Oolong IS the best tea

The funniest thing is how Jon is just relaxed back in his chair no matter the line he’s reading . I can’t imagine how slightly embarrassing it must feel to give very emotional lines and then must move right on lol

I love how EVERYONE booed for the “there is no. Such. Thing. As a good cow.” one, for good reason too

This was uploaded on my birthday lol hihi^^

13:45 HAHAHAHA

They both laugh like actually maniacal villains.

god its been years i somehow still have this entire video committed to memory

Sigh someone should've done the bee movie script 😭

Can't believe nobody signed as "hello Jon, apologies for the deception..."

who is the person who introduces ben?

I want another *the croud is dying with laughter* divorce

THE PUMP SHANTY PART IM SOBBING THE TUNE IS SO OFF LMAO

As an Elias fan, I am reeling at 4:19

I'm just fascinated by the facial hair happening here???? What???

I've never seen Alex before and that's exactly like what I imagined he'd look like

alex looks like one of my uncles WHOSE NAME IS ALEX AND ITS SO WEIRD TO SEE HIM 😭

"I don't think anyone is here to pay to listen to Alexander J. Newall." "That's fine, I'll pay myself." This man is too much LMAO

18:35

Is the full video posted any where?

Oolong is the worst tea

Elias saying Nyah is hilarious 😂😂😂😂👌

The question is, does Elias talk with his hands like Ben?

fuck the "it's rotten work" quote took med out help shit