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0:09 Dan: You, you, you! What about me?! What about my kidneys! Chris: *Shushes* Dan: Don't shush me! You don't shush me! NOBODY SHUSHES ME!!! Chris: *Shushes again, but gets hit by a book* 0:23 Dan: I have a foosball table! So, I got that going for me! The Imposter: You don't even like foosball. Dan: He's right! I'm an air hockey man! *Laughs evilly* Chris: That's odd. It's not even raining. 1:14 *Dan was at Chris & Elise's house sitting in the table breaking a plate. Meanwhile, Chris was in the dentist reading a magazine* Kid: Your son is weird. Chris: He really is. 1:35 *Chris opens the door & sees Elise carrying a sword* Elise: What did I tell you?! Chris: Pants first, then shoes! *The scene cuts to Chris taking Dan for a drive* Dan: They say the same thing about childbirth but buddy, that ain't magic. 2:15 Chris: Okay, but I'm not killing anyone. Dan: WHAT?! It's not my fault! You make one good grab for a cop's gun & all of a sudden, it's a big deal! 3:03 Dan: You put cheese on my burger, I will die! *Chris was about to punch Dan in the face, but he dodges* Dan: Hey! *The snow falls on them* 3:10 Elise: Anybody want anything? Dan: Only my sweet, sweet revenge! And maybe some peanut brittle. *Elise throws tomatoes at Dan* Dan: That one was frozen! *Cuts to the scene where Dan & Chris driving* Chris: This is why children are getting dumber! No standards! Dan: We don't have children. Chris: You know what I mean! *Cuts to scene where the Wolfman walks on the street & stops at a red light & gets ran over by Chris' car* 3:33 Dan: Oh, no! Someone stole your pants! *One night, Dan & Chris were on a mission to get Chris' pants back* Dan: How are we gonna get inside? I'm thinking grappling hooks & climbing equipment. *Chris opens the door & enters the buidling* 4:13 Dan: I don't have any money! Besides, shut up! Chris: *Screams* Dan: That's for making me pee! 4:43 Dan: What was that? Chris? Chris evaporated? No, it's too chilly for that. I like it. Mangled bodies & charity workers scattered all over the place. The streets will run red with blood! 5:04 Voiceover: Have a nice day! Goodbye! *Dr. Pullum's lair explodes* Chris: A plague of both of your houses! Dan: Yeah! Both of them! 5:25 Dan: *Starting to laugh* What's with the outfit? You look ridiculous! Elise: What's wrong with Dan tonight? Chris: What do you mean? He's being nice. Elise: Eh, yeah. 6:20 Chris: Magicians have powers that normal humans can't understand, Dan. Dan: No, they have gimmicky decks of cards & thinly veiled distractions. *Mimicking a Magicians* You will feel a punch. Watch this hand. *Punches Chris* Chris: Ow! How'd you do that?! Dan: What the heck would you make a swinging lamp for? Makes me wanna burn down the 70's!

hate me or love me for it, but my transition goals is Dan

I would love to live his life. It must be a dangerous life.

"They say the same thing about child birth, but buddy: that ain't magic!"

You know, you missed a great opportunity to put “Dan Vs the Context” on the Video’s title.

Dan

All this show needed was curse words and it could’ve been on adult swim or something

1:15 POV: Me realising I have free will.

“I have a middle-school yearbook for that” lol

13:53

10:28

I luv how the thought of Chris being naked on his self care day was gross to Dan yet this was the first thing that came to his mind.

0:15 I can relate Dan

10:29 this clip still makes me wonder how this why they made this a kids show and not a adult swim show or some shit

7:31 why does it look like their about to do it

Dan vs Context

Kid: "Your son is weird." Chris: "He really is." That's one of my favourite Chris moments.😂

BASKETBALL

"It's like I always say, Elise is a jerk." *Meanwhile the freaking shirt he wears 24/7*

5:19 8 yo me when Cartoon Network was signing off

They could never make me hate you Dan

My babygirl. <3

If Trevor from GTA was made for kids:

oh my god i love dan sm

YOU YOU YOU WHATABOUT ME WHATABOUT MY KIDNEYS oh gOd i love that scene <3333 AHAHHAHgdjehehshevdh

This feels like an adult cartoon, but its not

I always think of Dan as the human version of Max

1:00 what episode is this?

i wish dan vs had crossovers

14:43 Dans room before&after Dan sayng:oh comon!😒

12:48

did he play with pedals?

Has this diminutive piss headed freeloading son-of-a-bitch always had explosive anger issues and childish revenge schemes for no reason?

after we got the newest version of this song in upbeat version, I hope Toby uses it for when KRISTown gets larger lets say past Ch.4 , crowdier and livelier, since its so fucking upbeat and happy

He's literally Trevor, if Trevor had 0 strength

Missed opportunity to call this "Dan Vs. Context"

"Have you ever relaxed?" "Once! It made me very stressed!" Why is this relatable?

Love this version, thanks for uploading so I don't have to skip through the full concert :3

Is he snot from American dad

ITS BEEN 12 YEARS

I know the meme but is Dan actually Calvin from a parallel universe where instead of Hobbs it’s the teddy bear that Dan has.

No wonder he loves Mr. Mumbles. He's lazy, has random bouts of madness, short, boundlessly pissed, confused by human interaction, he does this 1:14. Dudes part cat.

dude where did you get this footage you cant find high quality footage of this anywhere

7:25 but I like monton destruction 😢

Just wanna say, I don't think this is an early version I think that the Castle Town theme will evolve as each chapter goes on and Toby gave us a preview of the final version

HE IS LITERALLY TREVOR PHILLIPS

12:59 dans face😂

0:15 shush 0:24 foosball 1:15 breaks plate 1:22 can't face elise 1:55 situation is under control 2:05 expendable 2:15 not killing anyone 2:20 cop's gun 2:23 very disappointed in us 2:38 he's left you 2:50 wolfman 3:00 i knew it 3:15 sweet revenge 3:22 no standards 3:34 someone stole your pants 3:36 how are we going to get inside 3:59 shame and range in those tights 4:22 we are gonna hunt 4:30 long long story 4:51 streets will run red wiht blood 5:27 what's with the outfit 6:39 makes this up to my loughly 6:50 that guy knows how to kill a man 7:44 but wenches 7:48 why would you lie to your wife 8:25 have you ever relaxed 8:53 massive head trauma 9:02 children . Cant live with em 10:21 you smell like defeat and tea 10:35 im tenderizing you 11:07 sure you can be the before picture 12:53 go to sleep forever 13:00 Chris eating fish 13:09 angry 13:30 he's not just dreamy 14:08 did you say please 14:20 why is having a third wheel a bad thing 15:44 what was that i wasn't listening 16:04 you're so heavy 16:30 i'm not your minion 16:37 fog uo window

Is this song call The Legend?? I have the same sheet music sounds the same and the name is The legend.

1:19 Chris Doesn't Have A Son