The TWOdanes
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The TWOdanes - DRINK COFFEE OR DIE (Official Music Video)
DRINK COFFEE OR DIE
An original by The TWOdanes!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/2R5DbqBIjXtkCEhZwPqK94?si=VycWmiXLQCelBcBTajxIIQ
Itunes/Apple Music: music.apple.com/dk/album/drink-coffee-or-die/1477858426?i=1477858427&l=da
All streaming services: song.link/dk/i/1477858427
We’ll be back with new reaction videos soon!
LYRICS:
If you want to reach the top, the way is dark and nutty
Two brothers from the north, having a tasty drink of the south
(Hvad fanden? Er der kun instant?)
The liquid of life looks like death, tastes like fucking heaven
It’s okay if you mix with milk, but sugar in here makes you a queer
Realize what you have become, a zombie craving for caffeine
(It’s a matter of survival guys, luckily survival has never been easyer, oh fuck, I mean tastier)
So sit down motherfuckers and have some fucking good coffee
Drink coffee or die:
The first thing you need, only better while you eat
Drink coffee or die:
Drink while you poo, it’s okay too
Drink coffee or die:
If you can’t sleep, this is all you need
Drink coffee or die:
The shaking your hands, only drink till it ends
(cheers)
Fill a cup ‘till you reach the top, or just drink straight from the pot
When you finally drink the black, there’s no fucking going back
A night in town? allways finish up with and irish cup
You say what is it good for? Well, just google that shit, or listen to the damn chorus
Drink coffee or die:
Have constipation? Coffee smoothen the sensation
Drink coffee or die:
A Hollywood smile, starts at the caffeine aisle
Drink coffee or die:
Feeling low? Coffee makes your spirit grow
Drink coffee or die:
The TwoDanes are back, prepare for coffee attack
มุมมอง: 2 214

วีดีโอ

THE TWOdanes Reacts To ''Blinded'' By Alien Weaponry
มุมมอง 1.2K4 ปีที่แล้ว
The Two Danes are back on your screen again! Today we dig into a really cool and young band! They are called Alien Weaponry, and the song we've chosen is ''Blinded''. Also another teaser for our song ''Drink Coffee Or Die'' is at the end of the video! Got any suggestions for us to react to? Hit us up in the comments.
NORTHLANE - ECLIPSE // REACTION VIDEO
มุมมอง 9254 ปีที่แล้ว
The Two Danes are back on your screen, reacting to some good music! Today we dig into the band Northlane, and their song Eclipse. We also found a druid from World Of Warcraft... Remember we are releasing our first song on the 30th of August! Got any suggestions for us to react to? Hit us up in the comments!
Sabaton - 82nd All The Way - REACTION VIDEO (New Song Teaser Inside)
มุมมอง 7K4 ปีที่แล้ว
The Two Danes are back on your screen, once again! Bringing you a rather special video! Of course as always, we are reacting to some nice music! And this time we are digging into Sabaton ''82nd All The Way'', great song! BUT! We are also teasing our new song ''Drink Coffee Or Die'', which will be out on your favourite streaming platform on the 30th of August! Got any suggestions for us to react...
Behemoth - Sabbath Matter REACTION VIDEO
มุมมอง 6674 ปีที่แล้ว
The Two Danes are back on your screen again, reacting to only the finest of heavy metal on the interwebz! And this time we dig into the new video for ''Sabbath Matter'' by polish metal giants Behemoth. Got any suggestions for us? Hit us up in the comments.
Infant Annihilator - Three Bastards REACTION VIDEO (What The Hell Was This?)
มุมมอง 8K4 ปีที่แล้ว
Oh hell no. We could not just let this band, with this new track be... The Two Danes are back on your screen, reacting to only the best of the best music out there! Today we are digging DEEP into the new track ''Three Bastards'' by Infant Annihilator, and holy shi*t..... Got recommendations for us? Put it in the comment.
Fit For An Autopsy - Mirrors (REACTION VIDEO)
มุมมอง 6294 ปีที่แล้ว
The Two Danes are back again! With a new video, reacting to some heavy metal. Today we dig into the track ''Mirrors'', by the great band Fit For An Autopsy. It's heavy, it's catchy, very nice! Got any suggestions for us to react to? Hit us up in the comments.
Slipknot - Solway Firth (REACTION VIDEO)
มุมมอง 10K4 ปีที่แล้ว
Here we go again motherf... The Two Danes are back again, and of course we just HAVE to dig into the new Slipknot track ''Solway Firth''. It got everything! It's heavy, it's catchy, did we say it was heavy? Got any suggestions for us to react to? Put it in the comments.
Steel Panther - All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight) REACTION VIDEO
มุมมอง 6K4 ปีที่แล้ว
The Two Danes are back! What a surprise huh'? And today we are going in deep on this new Steel Panther track. The song is ''All I Wanna Do Is Fuck Myself Tonight'', and what a rocking banger it is! Got any suggestions for us to react to? Hit us up in the comments
HELLYEAH - Oh My God (REACTION VIDEO)
มุมมอง 1.2K5 ปีที่แล้ว
The Two Danes are back again! This time getting into some hard n' heavy stuff. The song is ''Oh My God'' by the band HELLYEAH. Got any suggestions for us to react to? Put it in the comments below
RED FANG - Antidote - REACTION VIDEO
มุมมอง 6125 ปีที่แล้ว
The Two Danes are back on your screen again, because you simply can't get enough! Once again we are reacting to a music video. This time it's Red Fang with their song Antidote, it's quite a weird one... Want to recommend stuff to us? Put it in a comment.
KoRn - You'll Never Find Me (REACTION VIDEO)
มุมมอง 8265 ปีที่แล้ว
YEEES YEEES YEES, KoRn is back! - And so is The Two Danes. Today we are reacting to the new KoRn song ''You'll Never Find Me''. Hope you enjoy it! Got any suggestions for videos, or music we should react to? Hit us up I the comments.
WIND ROSE - Diggy Diggy Hole (REACTION)
มุมมอง 4.9K5 ปีที่แล้ว
The Two Danes are back! This time with some dwarfish heavy metal about digging holes, and stuff. This time we dig into Dig Diggy Hole (pun intended) by WIND ROSE. Got suggestions for us to react to? Put it in the comments. Drink coffee or die.
Belzebubs - Cathedrals Of Mourning (REACTION VIDEO)
มุมมอง 7K5 ปีที่แล้ว
The Two Danes are back, yet again with a new video! This time we got all dark, with some black metal! Cathedrals Of Mourning by the band Belzebubs! Want us to react to something? Post a comment!
Killer Be Killed - Wings Of Feather And Wax (REACTION VIDEO)
มุมมอง 2K5 ปีที่แล้ว
Hello people of the internet! The Two Danes are back with another reaction video! This time we react to the song ''Wings of feather and wax'' by the super band Killer Be Killed. Got suggestions for us to react to? Put it in the comments!
Slipknot - Unsainted (REACTION VIDEO)
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Motionless In White - Disguise (REACTION VIDEO)
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Fleshgod Apocalypse - Sugar (REACTION VIDEO)
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UNBOXING NEW GEAR // SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
มุมมอง 3905 ปีที่แล้ว
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Falling In Reverse - Drugs // REACTION VIDEO
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Rammstein - Deutschland REACTION VIDEO
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Abbath - Harvest Pyre (REACTION VIDEO)
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NAILS - I Don't Want To Know You - REACTION VIDEO (WE ARE BACK)
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Sabaton - To Hell And Back LIVE ( REACTION VIDEO )
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Children Of Bodom - Under Glass And Clover REACTION VIDEO
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Infant Annihilator - Decapitation Fornication (REACTION VIDEO) Last video of 2018!!
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Slipknot - All Out Life (REACTION VIDEO)
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METALHEADS REACTS TO BABY SHARK ( The Sharks Eat The Kids?!)
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  • @jr-rp1kl
    @jr-rp1kl 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    juste du 🥖🏴🇫🇷🇯🇵 🇯🇵🇫🇷🏴🥖 c’est tout

  • @seanrobey8335
    @seanrobey8335 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love these dudes so much 😂i still know all the lyrics and always scream to it

  • @MrBcraze513
    @MrBcraze513 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Haha yes more reactions to the video

  • @thebosscb
    @thebosscb หลายเดือนก่อน

    React to Tom McDonald

  • @FanSherifGaber
    @FanSherifGaber หลายเดือนก่อน

  • @KennyAlmendral
    @KennyAlmendral หลายเดือนก่อน

    horror metal

  • @processingpodcastseattle
    @processingpodcastseattle 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    audio is so good

  • @james-coble
    @james-coble 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ok ok that was a sick intro , played that shit 10 times.

  • @lightningmonky7674
    @lightningmonky7674 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of the mist badass songs ive EVER heard

  • @pami333
    @pami333 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4 years in.. I just came by to put a cup of coffee on the grave of the TWOdanes. May you rest in peace, my lovely caffeinated viking boys ☕☕

  • @PauloHowlett
    @PauloHowlett 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The eighties in one video*

  • @oonzpoonz69
    @oonzpoonz69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This has 318k views? Shit sounds like I’m listening to someone’s cell phone at an airport….view bot likely 😊

  • @gursimransingh1229
    @gursimransingh1229 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please do this Sadhguru video, The Four Parts of the Mind - Vinita Bali with Sadhguru This one is 13 min 22 seconds long......................................................................................................................................................................

  • @user-li3cb7vk8k
    @user-li3cb7vk8k ปีที่แล้ว

    I just found your fucker your awesome

  • @szymondwernicki2630
    @szymondwernicki2630 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where are you guys? Quick answer?

  • @scootscoot97warlock90
    @scootscoot97warlock90 ปีที่แล้ว

    ZSpirituality & Distortion is so inctedible. The whole album is incredible.

  • @scootscoot97warlock90
    @scootscoot97warlock90 ปีที่แล้ว

    yall need to hear Hymalaia whatever the song is, track 9 I think. Masterpiece of a song

  • @angeldelaluz
    @angeldelaluz ปีที่แล้ว

    The funniest reaction to Igorr vídeo. xD

  • @matthewdmiller4335
    @matthewdmiller4335 ปีที่แล้ว

    I mean id call it orchestral black metal. Lyrically these are my guyz

  • @bulldozercsgo
    @bulldozercsgo ปีที่แล้ว

    Where are you?

  • @thomascatty379
    @thomascatty379 ปีที่แล้ว

    Igorrr is French

  • @maxfarris7492
    @maxfarris7492 ปีที่แล้ว

    The point of talking about the black and Grey pope is because most don't know you hope they look up orsini

  • @user-zy8gx3dw2z
    @user-zy8gx3dw2z ปีที่แล้ว

    ,😳😍😍☺️🤣🤣

  • @stemid85
    @stemid85 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is art, he's either taking artistic license, or you should not get your facts from rappers. It's a dope song, it has a real message, but like 50% of the lyrics are really out there. I personally don't believe in chemtrails, George Bush is clearly influenced by Crowley but not related to him, and there are probably not skeletons on the moon because there were thousands of people involved in NASA so it would be impossible to keep secret from the US, Russians AND the Chinese. But I love seeing my danish cousins discover hardcore underground shit! 🇸🇪♥️🇩🇰

  • @9ZERO6
    @9ZERO6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bass line Fire.

  • @metalux2901
    @metalux2901 ปีที่แล้ว

    Barroco Music + Extreme Metal + Techno = Igorrr

  • @petegrusky2715
    @petegrusky2715 ปีที่แล้ว

    The beautiful idea of individualism, contains no desire to be a part of any fraction. It's Igorrr ; no genre required.

  • @petegrusky2715
    @petegrusky2715 ปีที่แล้ว

    Base drop, at about 2:17 gives me chills... Every time!

  • @1onesix
    @1onesix ปีที่แล้ว

    It's a culture thing

  • @CM-sj9pb
    @CM-sj9pb ปีที่แล้ว

    You are idiots, sun is an object and Satan is an angel with soul illnesses.

  • @chrexxie
    @chrexxie ปีที่แล้ว

    No offence but this is the shittiest reaction ive seen so far. U look like sisters and brothers at the same time. Cut that fucking hair. Wannabe 70s rockers.

  • @feyehudson1
    @feyehudson1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rats in my interpretation is the government

  • @cvalaris
    @cvalaris ปีที่แล้ว

    What’s the song in their intro?

  • @user-cg1pg8vj9u
    @user-cg1pg8vj9u ปีที่แล้ว

    уважая принципы сообщества,хотелось бы послать двух полупидоров в их прогрессирующую узколобую щель!

  • @pnac3d
    @pnac3d ปีที่แล้ว

    Miss you guys...

  • @angeldelaluz
    @angeldelaluz ปีที่แล้ว

    Please, Try IGORRR - HOUMOUS :D

  • @JohnDoe-vr9bj
    @JohnDoe-vr9bj ปีที่แล้ว

    They made up their own language

  • @BeanstotheBones
    @BeanstotheBones ปีที่แล้ว

    Its Breakcore, a sub Genre of Drum N Bass :) + a freaky Metal and Opera Singer, Awesome !

  • @dansfera
    @dansfera ปีที่แล้ว

    Subbed. Would like to do a collab with you on our reaction channel

  • @c0rk450
    @c0rk450 ปีที่แล้ว

    They did not drink the coffe guys.....

  • @brettmanus7904
    @brettmanus7904 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your volume is too low.

  • @ezioauditore6038
    @ezioauditore6038 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How can you react to music on such a shit quality lol

  • @timothydingman587
    @timothydingman587 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They're werewolves

  • @romjanmiah128
    @romjanmiah128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    REACT TO ,,,,3RD WORLD , IMMORTAL TEQ, GAME LONG OVER... SON ,, INKS DRIED

  • @romjanmiah128
    @romjanmiah128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    MY PAWNS ON YOUR KING!!!!! CHECK MATE

  • @user-di2bi1li6b
    @user-di2bi1li6b 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is not Lusifer, it's Yahweh! Tel Hai my Zionic brothers from Morbid Angel!

  • @kingelixd
    @kingelixd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are way too funny! Had me rolling the whole time, good stuff!

  • @voidvoidvoid7274
    @voidvoidvoid7274 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:14 "Oh my God..." "God's name is Igorrr, I'm sorry but... God !"! I can't breathe 😂

  • @interstateruler
    @interstateruler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fuckin freaked out when I hear that awful song

  • @jamessewell5636
    @jamessewell5636 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's all in your own head about arch enemy and she is a good looking women.love jinjer her name is Tatiana.