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10:29 "(...) the Lava Ring now has sentience *and a mortgage."* XD

many people, including myself, think the Ruin Sentinels are women. so as a lesbian, getting bullied by three tall babes in armor sounds ideal, 5/5

Gwendolyn, it's Gwendolyn, we all know why.

given that my current landlord thought my roommate had decided to pay rent alone for Three Months before realizing i lived there, i think i would fit right in with the darklurkers :)

commenting before the video and saying sir allone cuz the spacious bougie room with the great view

unironically amazing video bro

Sir Alonne he keeps the floors clean (im making this before even watching this video lol)

W video

What's crazy is the bed of chaos actually lives with 2 of her daughters as caregivers but they're pretty neglectful and probably took the role on just for the tax breaks so you only see them fulfilling basic essentials like being two giant sticks binding the flames of chaos into their mother's physical form

purple graces for st Trina and red for destined death or just bc it's in the realm of shadow

Overall, I love the concept of the vids. Very original and funny. I have some criticisms (hopefully in a good way) though. The ranking feels almost arbitrary - like you're trying to "make" a joke by using facts about the bosses mixed with the roommate topic. This is the exact wrong way to go about it - I might be wrong, you might have some criteria by which you grade these bosses, in which case I'd say "tell us", but if you are more or less arbitrary in analysis then I think you shouldn't be and I wouldn't "try" to joke, as imo the joke writes itself. This topic is very similar to that "what % of [video game area] are employed?" guy and he approaches those vids basically monotone and serious - which adds to the funny. You though, take a very ironic, almost nervous tongue-in-cheek approach and imo it hinders the success of the concept. I think if you had some method/criteria by which you tried to "objectively" rate the places (example, you work in Majula so you have to commute from the boss arena to Majula - this makes comments about the "commute" non-arbitrary) then you'd smash 50k-100k easy with time. Another example: a lot of these bosses are outdoors - if I were you I'd assume the culture of these places mean outdoor living is relatively common and so when I move, I'd bring a tent - in that case, LGK seems dope. Rain is beautiful, scene is nice, etc. Completely overhauls the rating. That said, I can't stop thinking about other games - would Sekiro bosses make good roommates? Nioh? FF7? LoZ? You're sitting on a goldmine here bro. This could easily keep funny money in your pocket for a few years if you did it right and I think this initial style is a bit awkward and restricts the content. Just my two cents, you're definitely not bad so don't get me wrong. Just saying what I think would help. Either way, good job coming up with a novel and ridiculous concept like this. Well done gg be well

Kindof disappointed that the reason why Malus is in can’t beat is just cause he’s your least favorite to fight in game and not probably a good reason like the fact he’ll just slam your ass down with lighting or something also missed opportunity for lighting puns or something

My Elden Ring experience from the last 2 days: - first tried Mohg, Astel and Rykard. soloed Adula because Rock Sling just stunlocked her into oblivion. - died to 2 rats in Castle Sol (as one does) - died to gravity a few times (Dutch van der Linde voice: "We can't fight gravity")

On the seventh point, about a new ending, im pretty sure i read somewhere the the dlc will have a seperate ending that doesnt affect the base game. Could be wrong tho i dont remember where i read it

I can't even beat Mohg to play the DLC, it's over😭

You couldn't sleep with the cleric beast screaming all night

Ancient Dragon has a lot of really cool stories and being a dragonoid is cool too

Do you think the dlc will be more difficult if you are like ng+2?

am i the only guy who likes the fact that the fake moonlight glows but the real one don't?

your not mentioning bdg´s OG video on it?

Can’t wait to see who would even be close to a viable roomate option in the Bloodborne ranking

Malenia is moreso the equivalent of Marika to the rot god. I believe the rot god equivalent of the Elden Beast is some sorta scorpion deity whose stinger we get as a weapon and was the one sealed by the swordsman under Lake of Rot. Also, Joe Madness already exists, it's Shabriri.

Theres going to be a madness katana i just know it.

Genuinely thought your channel was bigger. Subbed & eagerly waiting for more reviews! Heard some Twins were looking for a roommate...

Fun fact, Smough is also canonically a cannibal. Idk if that changes the rankings but uh, yeah

bloodborne came out in 2015 ds3 came out in 2016 gotta do bb first

Morgott's Sword Rain A pair of Giant Eyeballs as fist weapons A katana with a reskinned basic ash of war, but it's Faith this time Paired Greatshields Madness Pots Neck Swipe A big, heavy yo-yo shield that can block or be slung out to grind into things The burning tree guy as armour The Madness Eye from the tower, but as a spell that you can hold to laser and burn and irradiate. The Elden Beast, as an evergaol boss Deathbird Skull as a helmet Warrior Jar as chest armour A lasso, so i can pretend to be the phantom of the opera. Really Old People A shielded ballista, like ds2's shield crossbow Three small shields that are juggled and kicked at enemies before returning, incorporating a complex style of ranged attacks and guard points. A bloodflame spell that pretty much does the mohg phase 2 stab on-shield-hit bloody twist convertion that's really cool. A fist ash of war that's The Hadouken like the bone fist powerstance in ds2 A curved nil greatsword like weapon A consumable that stickies the floor Promised walk of peace A bigger grafted dragon fist to more accurately convey the godrick fist experience A scythe ash of war that places it on the floor and when enemies run up to you they step on the blade and the handle comes up to whack them like sideshow bob A rake with the above ash of war already on it, just with a wider hitbox and an added madness effect A steady stream of bubbles. An ash of war that is, or perhaps does something else with the additional effect of converting your roll into, a combat roll that can be sustained, increasing the dps of briar armour, keeping your hitbox low and providing a quick and new way to travel.

Id live almost EVERYWHERE IN DRANGLAKE

I just got your video recommended to me, and I'm glad that it did. Your humour and its delivery are absolutely spot on. I love every bit of subtle pop media and classic meme references you make. It's a shame the younger audience members won't be able to fully comprehend your artwork!

I’m so excited

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I feel like you're being a little to harsh on giant lords home. Is it literally a warzone? Yes, but people think that every warzone has bombs constantly exploding everywhere, and while they might be right, overtime it becomes quite soothing listening to all the destruction.

Transforming weapons would be cool

I predict we get a 1 damage 0 scaling metal spoon that does infinite poise damage staggering everything in 1 hit but also staggering you

the fact that you wouldn't wade through medusythas's poisonous goo for head really says a lot about you tbh

I think Miyazaki de-confirmed covenants in an interview. We do know what all eight new weapon types are (or so we think), but one of them... well, let's just say it has some range to it. Also, can't discount something else like the pizza cutter showing up.

Covenants is a great idea, and pretty plausible too

Nice video 😂 Love these 16:59 ha i would love to live there😅 w choice

This is an A+ idea for a video and you're commentary is really funny! Great Video!

"I think this is the single worst place to exist." As a DS2 defender, I can confirm that Frigid Outskirts is, in fact, the worst place to exist

I tried asking the Ancient Dragon about some of the other rooms on his property but he just kept making weird wind noises I didn't understand. He's pretty chill though so i guess that's a plus?

Which shadow of the colossus boss would you move in with?

The “I don’t like you as a person” hit me so hard, you have no idea how many times i’ve been told that, it really hurts, i really empathize with the demon even though it doesn’t have sapience.

If you dont mind the smell, the rotten might be a decent roommate, in a different apartment. They are shown to take meticulous care of their place

i think skeleton lords was a mistake, $600/15=$20/month, I'd live there for that

The ancient dragon talking got me dying

Pursuer is my favourite boss of the whole series, it's awesome to see he was one of the two 5 star picks for this video. Another arbitrary win for my man.