DISCLAIMER - No dogs were harmed in the making of this video. The cats, however... That's a different story.
Lyrics:
I once had a vision, it’s hard to forget,
A plate of fine dining, you ain’t seen yet.
With dogs and with cats, I’ll tell you what's true,
I’ll fire up the grill, just for me and for you.
A small loan of dogs, just ten thousand or so,
My father believed that’s the way I should go.
Now I’m the big boss, I’m running the show,
And here’s the solution that everyone should know.
You’re fired, you’re fired, if you won’t agree,
Dogs are delicious, come have some with me.
Make dogs delicious again, that’s my plan,
And cats on the side? Oh yes, I’m your man.
I’ll cook ‘em up crispy, maybe in a stew,
With sauces and spices, a taste made for you.
In every big city, from L.A. to Queens,
The best of the pets, making gourmet cuisines.
I’ve built an empire, I’ve won the debate,
With dogs on my plate, I’m making things great.
Forget all the doubters, they just don’t know,
That canine cuisine is the future we’ll grow.
You’re fired, you’re fired, if you won’t agree,
Dogs are delicious, come have some with me.
Make dogs delicious again, that’s my plan,
And cats on the side? Oh yes, I’m your man.
So let’s raise a glass, to the meals that are fine,
With dogs and with cats, let’s all take the time.
To savor the flavors, the greatness we’ll dine,
Together, we’ll build a world by design.
You’re fired, you’re fired, if you won’t agree,
Dogs are delicious, come have some with me.
Make dogs delicious again, that’s my plan,
And cats on the side? Oh yes, I’m your man.
So here’s to the future, we’ll cook and we’ll feast,
On dogs and on cats, from west to the east.
I’m Donald, I’m winning, I know where I stand,
Let’s make it delicious, the greatest of lands!
You’re fired, you’re fired, if you won’t agree,
Dogs are delicious, come have some with me.
Make dogs delicious again, that’s my plan,
And cats on the side? Oh yes, I’m your man.
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