Grýla and The 13 Yoolads:
The Yule Lad Cryptids
Weight: Each Yool is roughly 20 pounds, and Grýla is whatever your mom weighs I think???
Height: Each Yool is roughly 2 feet tall, and Grýla is however tall your dad is I think???
Type: Ice / Fairy
In the late nights of December, you may hear pitter patters of mischief and trickery! For daily, whilst you sleep, The 13 Yoolads are on the move! Doing their best to inconvenience the little brats who dare not be good wiener-schnitzels before Christmas! Lead by their OGRE HAG WHO EATS PEOPLE of a mother, Grýla, each little Yool has a different way of inconveniencing you!
Sheep-Cote Clod: Harasses your sheep!
Gully Gawk: Harasses your milk!
Stubby: Harasses your pie!
Spoon-Licker: Licks your spoons on a count of his malnutrition!
Pot-Licker: Harasses your pots!
Bowl-Licker: “Bowl Licker is similar to Spoon-Licker, the key difference being that, well, he licks bowls!”
Door-Slammer: Harasses your doors!
Skyr-Gobbler: He gobbles up all your Skyr!!! It's yogurt!!!
Sausage-Swiper: Can't say “Harasses your sausages” because that's actually fucked but just pretend I didn't break the bit.
Window-Peeper: Peers at your every move! Jesus!
Doorway-Sniffer: Sniffs your doorways to find bread!
Meat-Hook: SNATCHES your meat from your grimy meaty hands!
Candle-Stealer: yeah yeah you get it
(Pngs and Sounds)
drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ACnQDdnzkqE7noYGZEoRtePvbXA-y4PD
(Contact Info)
“looper0935” on Discord, please do NOT ADD ME unless you are directly affiliated with this project!!!