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Jesus was the original gameboy and We like to think of the Bible as Grand theft land. Ask any native American. I think they'll agree.

Killer set

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omg i love you ❤

brutal dude! slayyy 🤟

Such a good joke

Cool this asshat laid it all out for us...thanks & made it easy to never see this pos in person. Kudos for posting the warning video.

This is genius. I am doing this with my wife.

That whole joke was really clever from start to finish

That was funny!

Great stuff!!

Holy crap, THAT was the opener?!! Brave act to follow you. Mayce, your multi punchlines from just one premise is beyond Ray Romano-Genius.

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Promo sm 😱

Should wait for the laughter to calm down a bit before going into the next line, very funny sequence though

Just so everybody knows a lot of us with ADD absolutely abhor clickbait. We don't need clickbait to be attentive. We just have to want to listen first...

Thanking god I found the 5 dollars in the laundry so I can buy this mcdicks hell yeah I’m thankful

Aussie Enby here, thank you so much for this 😂🏳️‍⚧️ I cheered at the Adaopt a 🍆 program haha

hilarious xD

my attention was immediately caught

You're a bastard. But all of this would work on me too XD

I blew air out my nostrils

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When my friend gets mad at work he says: “This is all Eve’s fault… if it wasn’t for her, we would all be running butt naked, relaxing at the garden of Eden, not working, eating fruit and playing with lions like we were intended to be” 😂😂😂😂

Chick laughing sounds like the bird off path of titans damn

That game would get banned so quick because you’re circumcising babies so bam child porn…oh my god that’s why there’s so many pedo priests!

I’m libertarian I try to walk the middle road all I’m gonna say on that topic is if your liberal friends thinks it’s okay to protest for BLM by setting St. Paul on fire for killing a black guy then I think some truckers can just block the road with their trucks because the government was telling them to take a vaccine if they wanted to continue working

"for once"

I would never worship a creature that would do something like that. Good thing it’s completely made up

This is hilarious

It's a good joke, but it should be stated firmly that blocking traffic is a great method of protest. No matter what side you're on, blocking traffic is effective.

Haha that that last line

Love it

I feel called out, 'cause I eat about 2 times a week this ungodly food😂😂😂

The butthurt anti-women (pro-life) people are making this joke even better

Factz😭

Why do you not have a ton of your material here?

More please. 😂

The joke is hilarious my man! People need to chill, but because they won't..... I'm only commenting on this because people who claim a religion but NEVER read the scripture will come in here, talking nonsense that they were told by other mortals. Never forget, abortions are prescribed in the bible. If you (the man, the owner of your wife and the decision maker, according to the bible) suspect your wife of cheating on you, you take her to a priest and he gives her bitter water. If the child is not yours, it is supposed to die in her womb. That right there, is an abortion for a reason of infidelity. Meanwhile here they are trying to ban abortion for any reason! Also, god doesn't care for living children, much less unborn ones. 1. He summoned 2 bears to maul 40-something kids for simply teasing a bald man. 2. If two men are in a fight, and a pregnant woman gets involved and the baby is killed because of it, the one who caused it MUST simply pay a fine (lol). Oh ,but if the woman is killed in the scuffle, the one who caused it must die. If the child in the womb was so important, why a fine, and not death too. Finally, if that's what you believe, cool, others don't. Mind your own business. Or is that what your religion says you should do? Just spend your days pointing fingers at others, judging them, I thought there was something in there about not throwing stones unless you are without sin too.... But whatever. Side note, public prayer is also shunned in the bible. So don't pray for me, I'm fine 😊

"give your penis to someone who wants it for once" - the most epic closing line I ever witnessed lmao

Person- not everyone who needs an abortion is a cis woman. Just saying

Abortionists raping or sexually assaulting their patients; running filthy clinics that show not the slightest regard for basic safety protocols; writing bizarre poetry; growling and shouting demonically at a peaceful pro-life protester; twisting the heads off living babies who survive abortions; stabbing living newborns in the neck; throwing living newborn babies in trash bags and hiding them on the roof of their clinics; making callous “jokes” about the babies they’ve killed; or offering “funeral services,” baptism ceremonies and the taking of mementoes like locks of hair or foot prints from the babies that the abortionist has just murdered. Most horrifically of all, perhaps, is that David Daleiden of the Center for Medical Progress gave testimony this month in California that he unearthed fetal hearts being alive while they were harvested.

A libtard comedian how charming

So, you at least recognized that you are talking about a "Kid" and a "Baby", so a person that won't be able to live. It is ironic how someone that was given the opportunity to live, mocks those that won't never have that opportunity. I am not against it, but It is incredible the number of ab.... that happens because people, that should know better, avoid using anti-conceptive methods because it is a "bore" for their fun.

I have a final exam that starts in 43 minutes and have just found this guy... guess I won't be last minute cramming after all

LMAO THIS IS SO GOOD

Not a fan of transformers but the adopt a dick program would be funny. But imagine if one these dick adopters goes out and commits a similar crime...

This needs to be seen

@Mayce - You crushed that set. I can't believe I'm, like, you're your 416th subscriber. I feel like I'm getting in on the ground floor of your very successful career. Happy to be here. :)

The salad without bacon joke was killer 🤣