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Challenge? Naaah, im not part of that minority.

The Witness is a gamer himself. So is the Traveller. their whole conflict is 2 higher beings on a higher plane of existance playing a game against each other, and the Traveller is the avatar of the one which wants us around, and the Witness is the avatar of the one who has to get rid of us to win.

Witness: You are no guardian. You are just a lunatic cleptomaniac. -Guardian- Lunatic Cleptomaniac: Yes and I'm proud of it. Now give me your sh*t! *Gets Witness' sh*t* *it's poor quality* -Guardian- Lunatic Cleptomaniac: ...F*CK!

Me with literally hundreds of accumulated Best Dressed accolades “Correct. And I’m gonna get another one real soon.”

Not gonna lie, kinda annoys me when a NPC is trying to roast you for your "morals" or "actions" but in truth it was forced upon you by game mechanics. That's what makes dynamic dialogue much more interesting.

Witness: Anything you want, anything. All you have to do is join me. Guardian: Can I finally steer my own ship afterward? Witness: No, we require public transporta- Guardian: *Gunshot* There is no hope...

"if you join us... we will give you all the glittering rewa-" "mara sov in the tub" "...wha- what?" "oh, sorry. let me rephrase that. MARA. SOV. IN. THE .TUB. FROM. SEASON. OF. THE. WISH." "..." "oh! and the euphony. : )"

Wish people would delete the old info. I thought this was for this week.

the witness was never as hyped as Calus. just a mere imitation!

Looking at it from this perspective, perhaps the witness was proposing freedom from bungie’s reign of terror… in which case I’m all in, what button do I gotta press to make everyone a shiny cheese grated statue

Destiny 2: the final drip

The Witness: "Should have gotten a better chance at my Eldritch world modification Degree, but got screwed over like countless other humans' instead, frickin' High Aura Tweaker Guardians, welp time to whoop some ass alongside Akira Toriyama in Ratchet: Deadlocked/ Gladiator." 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

All the witness had to offer me was a taken shader and I would of turned on everyone.

They actually did this again in season of the wish when Mara sov tells riven that “the guardian will turn you into a trinket that will collect dust in his vault” 😂💀😂💀

He is accurate

Witness just had to say "I'd turn Ikora into a gun that shoots nova bombs" and I would have swapped sides in an instant

Zenos does this in Endwalker and it's one of the best scenes in the entirety of FFXIV

You’re in Eris Morn’s DMs I’m letting greed corrupt me We are not the same.

ngl I woulda became a disciple of the witness if given the option. Homie knows my worth.

Lmfao even the devs knows the community is a lame shiny chasing group of dunces

There's nothing lowkey about this. Please stop using it wrong.

All the witness had to do was offer me a weapon with completely new mechanics or a new type of class (no not subclass)

Meanwhile I was just thinking what the hell is this guy using a scout for… (looks at channel name) oh yep ok.

Didn't Calus do the same thing to us?

It would have been interesting had they given us an option for a second ending by choosing to be a disciple.

"Accept all that you are owed" Guardian: Do you mean a heavy grenade launcher loot spam? Hell no

Yeah, it sure felt like it was talking to me directly and not my guardian. Brilliant.

Yeah this season got super meta. Very existential. I kinda had to take a break near the end of the campaign just to chill out. Its easier to cope when you play with friends tho.

“You seek a challenge” Me: doing the campaign for the first time on legendary solo “you don’t say?!”

Meanwhile me: "this all means nothing to me, I'm here for fun, not to get paid"

Me during the finalized vanguard room scene. “I mean you ain’t wrong”. Witness only character in destiny that recognizes our lore accurate guardian. Trying desperately to get us on his side

Here's where it's wrong: *It only knew us HALF well.*

Now if Multiple heads had have offered me More than one Exotic slot for Weapons and Armour he would have gotten a new disciple but he didnt sooo he died

yeah, but when theres not a universe to enjoy it or know you got it all and there will never be more, whats the point?

It was not lowkey at all.

Back in the days Cayde promise us loot, now anything that can be considered loot is gonna doom that boss that’s holding it

I really don’t see what you’re reading into by his words here, but you might want to take a break from the game bro

Yes witness. I can be bought. But for all your flashy treasure you have yet to pay up sooooo

he could have literally won if just offered few god rolls for pvp and some high stat armor. Golden horse? pfft.

all he had to do was offer me some Spartan looking gear for my titan and the 60 RND AR from Halo CE and i would of folded, last city would of become the final cemetery real quick

If the Witness just gave me a shiny Edge Transit with Envious and BnS I would've turned immediately lmao

This is not the witness breaking the 4th wall, guardians being loot goblins that dance on the grave of their enemies is canon, there's multiple lore entries that confirm that and we also have a whole ass dungeon themed around it

I mean, the emote dance parties in the tower are canon. If that is then there’s no reason us being loot goblins can’t be canon.

You could tell The Witness knew we are powerful in our tenacity and ways to shape Light and Dark every other being had never seen. To the Light, we give both life and death. Another chance or another way to die. To the Darkness, we remember and are able to take control, flowing with the consciousness of the universe. Neither corrupt us. We CHOOSE to do that or rather we choose to use both Light and Dark to either give our all, or be influenced to take enough. To The Witness, who failed to use the Light but only corrupt the Darkness at its extreme, it is terrified when we first became prismatic. We are unbounded by the paracausal teachings we grown into from a decade ago. Oh how far we’ve come.

Tbf loot rarity like blue guns and rolls are canon to destiny

I'd want all that gold to be exchanged or turn to Silver so I can buy all ornaments from Eververse. Gold is considered trash. Silver is better.

“That, I can’t deny.”

i like the witness's voice

I wish Final Shape had a secret ending, where you side with the witness and become his first knife and unlock hundreds of exotics that Bungie's just had stored away

"You only want loot" Yeah, so what?