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The conductor looked at me as if his mother had just walked out of my nose

Excellent. This is reminiscent of my Tinder messages over to Russia, across the border from Kharkiv. "We dropped your brother, Miss Fedorova…" how odd that a satirist's work should be replicated in life. Surely there's a nod to the relationship between tragedy and farce…

I felt sick as diesel

I know Chris released a DVD short film of this monologue, but I would love to see more live action or animated renditions of the other monologues.

It's strange how nobody is hurt, no groups are mocked or belittled, and the voice actiing is superb. But the script demands a really stong constitution. If one has that, it is a truly shocking sketch idea, but I think brilliant in so many ways. Thanks.👍

Thank you Charlotte. This is one of my very favourites of the Monologues. So many quotable lines. Somehow making a long, psychotic experience into humour of the highest order. Alternating lines that are mundane, but beautifully written, with bonkers comedy that is sublime ("They separated with a splash. And so did the duck.") The blending/transition with Ray Of Light is excellent. Tops it off nicely. It is so good to have this a few clicks away. It saves me from getting out my cassettes. Much appreciated 👍👍👍👍👍

Ray of Light goes so fucking hard

"HEYYY WIDOW.... eheheh hey what are you? The Plastic Ono Band?" genius

"Oh sure... but it's not as if I'm land-mining the place, it it?".... "Well......"

I don't know why but this is always one of the funniest skits in all of blue jam to me

Thanks for the upload mate, been looking for this, it’s made my day a real bosh

bloody bastards

When the car is parked, is there a deluxe option of having the photo framed?

Have listened to this 3 days in a row, have LOLED every single time.

Song: DJ Food- turtle soup (wagon christ remix)

"Oh dear, look at you"

Where the hell can I get those instrumentals?

What if the evidence DEFEATS the evidence?

Pure genius.

Awesome

Tell us yer name....

God bless you Mr Robin Lomax!

"oh dear"

Alison Basingstoke is a heroine.

There's a dead baby in my tv set and only Mr Morris can bum it back to life

Help the duckie!

FUCKING NODDY??!!

Off the pavement you say aye

I want a parking club woggle

This doctor would have loved Covid.

Major lolz

Mr Zezmezzerzes

so ridiculous it's hilarious

When BlueJam was re-broadcast a few years ago, this sketch was shorter. It ended after "How the F should I know". The part about the kitchen was omitted??

Something is wrong with my smol?

Are you the gerbil?

I'm not actually sure what this is parodying. For me, it's either: - Modernizing Jeeves and Wooster, but adding a more clinically retarded edge - Making fun out of life coaches for people that have no confidence in living their own lives or making independent decisions

You little wanky window L O L

This isnt far from the truth

I suppose the tragedy is you have to be......

“JESUS HE’S FUCKED”

Brilliant.

So dark and deeply disturbing. I don’t know whether or not I hate it or love it.

It's so beautifully boring. Mr. Bentham is a sniveling twerp, and David Cann could voice a velvet owl.