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Takao: Oh, the pigeon crap, right? Actually, I forgot to tell you, but the art teacher was super impressed with the way it turned out! [imitating the teacher] “The sky in particular looks incredibly realistic. Your personality really shows in this piece. Good work.” That’s what he said! And the whole time he was talking, he was pointing his finger where I had mixed in the pigeon crap! I almost died trying not to laugh! Midorima: He liked that pinkish blue sky? Takao: Yeah, so don’t worry about it. Everything’s fine and dandy now. Midorima: That couldn’t be further from the truth. The only reason you can say that is because you have yet to experience the true wrath of the “Oha Asa” horoscopes- [a stray baseball comes flying their way] Takao: Ack! Shin-chan, look out! [dives to push Midorima out of the way] Midorima: ?! [the ball hits the drinking bird, which tips over and pecks Takao] Takao: Gah-! Midorima: That was a very near miss. Look, Takao! The drinking bird took the hit and stopped the ball! There is no doubt that this is my lucky item! Takao: [struggling to his feet] Ouch…! Yeah, but then it tipped over and clocked me in the head! And I was the one who noticed the ball in the first place! Midorima: If you had a lucky item of your own, things like this wouldn’t happen. Takao: Ugh. Alright, I hear ya. Oh! Hey, Shin-chan, you dropped something. [picks the item up off the ground] [a flowerpot drops from above them and shatters where Takao had been standing] Takao: Wow, that was close. Now we’ve got falling flowerpots? Geez, we’re getting attacked from all sides. Anyway, what is this thing? Midorima: Can’t you tell? It’s a magnifying glass. Takao: Heheh. [laughing] No, I know that, but-I haven’t had one of these since I was in elementary school! Oh, that’s right! We used to use them to focus sunlight and burn paper and stuff. Man, this really takes me back! Midorima: I think we’re done here. We’re going back to the classroom. Takao: Roger that. Let’s go! Midorima: (…a flowerpot? What if I hadn’t had his lucky item with me…?)

Takao: ‘Cause I feel like stretching my legs a little bit! Midorima: You had better not overdo it. Takao: I won’t, I swear! But thanks for worrying about me. Midorima: I did nothing of the sort. If something were to happen to you, it would cause problems for the team. Takao: Yeah, yeah. Alright, let’s go! - - Midorima: It is now Saturday. - - [Kuroko’s cell phone rings] Kuroko: [picks up] Hello? Midorima: Is this Kuroko? Kuroko: Yes. Midorima: I apologize for bothering you again. Kuroko: Yes? Midorima: Thank you for your help the other day. Kuroko: I’m glad everything worked out. May I ask why you’re calling? Midorima: Right. Are you familiar with the sequel of Me, Her, and the Dog? Kuroko: Yes. It’s called Me, the Dog, and the Ring. Midorima: I need to borrow it. Kuroko: Huh? Midorima: If you own the first book, then you must own the sequel. I need to borrow it. Kuroko: I don’t have it. Midorima: What? Kuroko: I don’t have it. I don’t own a copy. Midorima: …! Really? Kuroko: Yes. I borrowed it from the library to read it once, a long time ago. Midorima: … It seems to be even rarer than the first book… I’m having trouble finding a copy. Kuroko: I had wanted to collect the whole series, but before I knew it, the books were out of print. Do you need it that badly? Midorima: That book is today’s lucky item. I only need it for the day.

Takao: You’re making a big deal out of nothing! Nobody’s ever died because of a bad horoscope! Midorima: [takes a deep breath] … Takao: People have died?! Midorima: Just come with me! Takao: Wait, are you serious?! Hey, you can’t just leave me hanging like that! [Midorima rings the doorbell] Riko: [on the other side of the door] Coming! [opens the door] Oh, morning! Takao: Same to you! Midorima: Good morning. Did Kuroko explain our situation? Riko: Yep! I heard all about it. Midorima: In that case, I’d like to borrow the book as soon as possible. Riko: Heh. Hold on just a sec. Midorima: Money is no object. Riko: Huh? Why would-?! What makes you think I’d want money in exchange for letting a friend borrow a book?! Midorima: There isn’t a moment to lose! Takao: Sorry, please excuse him! He’s not used to asking people for help. Riko: Why don’t you come in, then? Midorima: Excuse the intrusion. Takao: Thanks for having us. - -

[in Riko’s room] Midorima: …?! These are…! Riko: Pretty great, huh? I managed to collect the entire series! They’re even the premium editions. Takao: Are they really worth all the hype? Midorima: These books were never bestsellers, but they are highly sought after, and they continue to appreciate in value on the rare books market. Riko: It’s mostly because the series has some diehard fans. The cover illustrations are gorgeous, too! But apparently the artist doesn’t do many book illustrations, which is part of what makes them so rare! “Oha Asa” really knows how to throw some curveballs! Midorima: Hn… As a result, we had a serious problem on our hands. Takao: Mmhmm… Oh, this is the one you borrowed from Kuroko the other day. Riko: Yep, that’s Me, Her, and the Dog. “You and I are now neither human nor canine.” “We are now simply ‘ourselves’.” Those are the famous lines! Takao: That went straight over my head, but it seems really profound. Midorima: This is today’s lucky item for Scorpios: Me, the Dog, and the Ring. Riko: Two dogs, bound by a ring-their friendship is so inspirational! Takao: Uh-huh… Riko: This is the third book: Me, the Ring, and the Glasses! The dogs from the previous books do battle with their arch enemy from the glasses faction! This book is a lot darker than the others. Takao: What the heck is a “glasses faction”…? Riko: I just love the peaceful atmosphere that comes in the wake of all the fighting! Midorima: This copy looks very worn. Riko: That’s because I’ve read it over and over again! Next is this one! Takao: I Am Me. Riko: That’s a spin-off. It’s not as good as the others. The dogs aren’t involved in the plot at all, and the main character has a very high-and-mighty attitude. Midorima: Me, the Dog, and the Snacks. Riko: That’s the fourth book. They started printing fewer copies with the release of that book, which made the books increase in rarity. Personally, I like this one, but it’s been criticized for being too convoluted. Midorima: Critics say the author’s lack of direction is apparent in the writing. Riko: The information included about snacks is incredibly detailed, which might make the book a bit hard to read. Takao: But I think this cover illustration might be my favorite of the bunch. Riko: Same here! I love the vibrant use of color!

Riko: Alright, here we go. I’m going to massage the base of your toes to help relax you. [starts massaging Takao’s foot] Takao: Erk…! Riko: Then we move on to the tips of your toes… [massaging, very forcefully] …and focus the pressure on your big toe…! Takao: OUCH-! Ow, ow, ow, ow! That hurts! Riko: The pain is proof that it’s working. [continues] Just bear with it…! Takao: Gaaah-! …aaah? Actually, it’s starting to feel pretty good. Riko: I know, right? Relaxing your muscles will help you sleep better. Midorima: Hey! Takao: Whoa, no kidding… I’m getting really sleepy… Midorima: This is hardly the time! Stop lazing around and start reading the book! - - Midorima: It is now Sunday. - - [outside] Takao: Man, thanks to that, I’m feeling fit as a fiddle today! Midorima: It’s all because of your lucky item. Takao: You sure it’s not ‘cause of the foot massage? Midorima: No, it’s because of Me, the Dog, and the Ring. That explains why you’ve made a full recovery. Had we done nothing, you would’ve died. Takao: Yeah, I don’t think so. Midorima: …anyway, why are we at the park? Takao: Shin-chan, you saw “Oha Asa” this morning, right? Midorima: Of course. Takao: Scorpio is ranked fourth… Midorima: A relief, to be sure. Takao: …and Cancer is dead last. Midorima: …hmph. I came fully prepared. Takao: But they said, “Today’s lucky item is your rival!” How’re you gonna drum up a rival? Midorima: As I said, I came prepared. Look. [hands Takao a stack of photos] Takao: Hm? They’re pictures. [flipping through the photos] Kise…Aomine…Murasakibara…Akashi. Wow, you’ve got the whole Generation of Miracles! Midorima: They’re all unedited photographs. Takao: Oh, here’s Kuroko and Kagami. And you’ve even got one of me, too! Midorima: Don’t get the wrong idea. The three of you are just extra insurance. Takao: We’re just backup, huh? Anyway, wouldn’t it be better to have the real thing instead of a bunch of photos? Midorima: What is that supposed to mean?

それなww((日本人で良かった

Hi! I'm so sorry I don't usually check comments since most of them are in Japanese 😔 I think there was one, I'll look for it! Faster than expected lmao, here you go, but I think it does not have the audio attached: grimmfeather.wordpress.com/2014/04/02/translation-kuroko-no-basuke-2nd-season-vol-3-audio-drama-feat-takao-kazunari/

Thank you!! I appreciate it!!

自分が優しいと気づいてないタイプは根が優しいから信頼できる

自分用 オレとあいつと犬→黄瀬くん？(黄瀬くんはわんこなので) オレと犬とリング→火神くん？(リング壊したのは火神くんなので) オレとリングとメガネ→緑間くん オレはオレだ→青峰くん オレと犬と麩菓子→紫原くん オレと千里眼と犬→赤司くん 前二つは逆かな？わかんない（笑）