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Contrary to popular belief, Vaporeon isn’t compatible for breeding. For starters, they're not even in the Human-Like egg group, but most Vaporeons are male anyway. Not only that, but the copypasta diluted the truth about Vaporeon's abilities, hence why I will now set the record straight. Hydration only works when it's raining, and Water Absorb, which has a darker nature that I will discuss soon, doesn't mean your Vaporeon will turn white after you "pull out." I should know because I cleaned the toilets at a sperm bank a long time ago. Aside from that, what also wasn't mentioned is that Vaporeon can control water easily, which means Vaporeon can perfectly utilize the water it can control to enter a person's orifices until they explode. Vaporeon’s biology allows it to defeat its opponent by entering any of its opponent's orifices, making its way to the lungs until the attacker succumbed to dry drowning, and then exit the lifeless body perfectly. Now here comes the disturbing truth about Water Absorb. Human bodies are 65% water, which means that if a Vaporeon was inside a human body, it could potentially absorb the water in said body until the poor human was nothing more than a dry, lifeless mummified corpse. The Vaporeon would reemerge just fine, but not the human though. Also, if a Vaporeon rematerialized while it was inside your urethra, your pecker would be sent to the Distortion World instantly. Its ability to control water also includes creating Kyogre-like tsunamis that can level cities with ease, and with moves like Scald, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Hyper Beam, and Rock Smash, Vaporeon has so many ways to end you that it should be reclassified to the "Terminator Pokémon." It can also learn Detect and Toxic too, so don't explore that deep sea cave for treasure. As for the moves that it can use to make itself more "aroused," the kicker is that the rest of Vaporeon's kin can also learn those moves too, with Leafeon, Glaceon, and Umbreon having higher defense stats that would blow Vaporeon out of the water, and Sylveon and Umbreon, aka the third most pornified Pokémon of all time, are much more popular with the NSFW crowd. Acid Armor won't even change that.

Cycles P-Sites

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Goat releases legitimately amazing music like it’s any other day, can’t wait to see what you’ll make next!!!

Peak

really good job dude!

holy moly this is sweet

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greg

soiancisu

wait im goated

This is so good!!

Fascinating

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I gotta lock in for this one chat

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Gas

I hate how I listen to this so much

Petition to make BF the Doomslayer

didnt know this was a thing and tbh wish i still didnt lol

“GOON-TASTIC”

I am kinda disappointed you didn’t color the vaporeon white.

I know everyone, but whos that bowling ball guy? I thought it was kirby

Cycles d sides but the Goon squad

an alternitive name i would of called this is "4th incognito tab"

The 4 horsemen of horny

i cant lie, the idea is pure genius

cycles d sides but the joke is porn. do you get it? its funny because its porn

Freaky four

unforgettable four

Fellas, the joke here is sex

I still remembering this

Im having that "thousand yard stare" for knowing all of the characters

D-side cycles if it was made by nux taku

Omfg I thought the guy in the red hat was FUCKING LEBRON JAMES FROM THE SPRITE CRANBERRY COMERCIAL

Papá de josé moment. 1:23

If you know, you know

Revisiting and relieving my old past 😈😈😈 I meant the song and d sides mod guys 😢😢

One year later this cover is still peak

Cycles if it was made by unfunny gooners

I use this Vaporeon chromatic to this day

I hope this guy doesn't become friends with an SML obsessed gooner who dwells on VR that'd be upsetting

sussy sides Ankha cat is bred with simps So is vaporeon Ballin’s gyatt Just need one more ball for a pair of them

Only complaint : bowling ball should be rizzstar cuz if the more head with arms and legs shape

The most breedable The ballin one The Strike The dancing cat

petition to name the creature taking the form of cursed internet memes "eros" because God z is also called Zeus and eros is the god of procreation

This whole thing is amazing. I'm especially fond of Axel's part.

All the sus cartoons in one fnf mod thanks i didn't know i needed this 🤫🧏

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Ah Yes.... *the Fantastic Four*