Kat Mistberg 霧山豸砂
Kat Mistberg 霧山豸砂
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2024 Conlang Relay + 1200000× sped up matrix constructions
In which I translate the torch text from Pánkáshku into Goptjaam (oh no)
2024 TH-cam Conlang Relay playlist: th-cam.com/play/PLXs3XQOKPw5S2i772IWmqLk0Tgyk5FsvT.html
Previous leg by @LetsHaveaBouba: th-cam.com/video/P6BrAwENcwY/w-d-xo.html
Next leg by @thepanplate: th-cam.com/video/_k94XsZcsYQ/w-d-xo.html
Relay breakdown livestream: th-cam.com/video/380zWxmJ-0g/w-d-xo.html
Goptjaam video: th-cam.com/video/ze5i_e_ryTk/w-d-xo.html
Goptjaam code: gitlab.com/katmistberg/003-goptjaam
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My English translation:
O anaconda, you have planted a forest. You have hunted and you revealed the knowledge of the forest. You saw that large rivers were tearing apart two children. All that remains is a tooth in the mud.
While having a nightmare, the parents ask you, "Do your large rivers hear? What has done this? Do we believe that the large rivers allow us to cross the bridge?"
The large rivers say to the parents, "Branches have torn apart the dear children. They were able to escape."
A wish fisherman descended. He says this: "Everyone learns about the blame of the future. I hope that honor will be done to lessen the pain. I will return in order to prevent children from being torn apart. Tomorrow, everyone will know a new future. Now, I kill the dazzling, sad future. Though I have come to warn you, but because you are not blind, I listen to you."
Thus I am saying to you: Y'all diggers, pick up! Make a burial using forest dirt!
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00:00 Intro
00:46 Pánkáshku → English
10:39 English text
11:40 English → Goptjaam
13:51 Speeding up the base matrix construction
22:31 Summary
23:02 Outro
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Assets used:
- 00:32: CCC2 scores (th-cam.com/video/BspjYnBzhdY/w-d-xo.htmlh34m54s)
- 01:19 and 04:08: Epic orchestra transition (mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/orchestra/)
- 01:45 (music): "Local Forecast - Elevator" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
- 01:45 (video on glossing): th-cam.com/video/vRFyN7lNIWQ/w-d-xo.html by @Sundrobrocc
- 11:50: Irasutoya art:
- Cat: www.irasutoya.com/2019/10/blog-post_63.html
- Eating: www.irasutoya.com/2015/08/blog-post_418.html
- Fish: www.irasutoya.com/2014/06/blog-post_5252.html
- Cat eating fish: www.irasutoya.com/2016/06/blog-post_53.html
- 19:36: Sus kanji (th-cam.com/video/3MG3NvyOHDY/w-d-xo.html)
- 22:34: Brainlet (knowyourmeme.com/memes/brainlet)
- 22:40: Big brain Wojak (knowyourmeme.com/photos/2519278-big-brain-wojak)
- 22:40: Galaxy brain meme (knowyourmeme.com/photos/1232368-galaxy-brain)
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Mastodon: mathstodon.xyz/@KatMistberg
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  • @Ezkanohra
    @Ezkanohra 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Half of this video was "I simplified the translation algorithm"

  • @oddbirdMusic
    @oddbirdMusic 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Is there any chance you'd be interested in providing English glosses of the syllables in the Guangyun Dong? I've poked at the git a little bit, but was stymied by my lack of fluency in middle chinese. Alternately, if one wished to say "[that is] very good", as a full statement, how would that translate?

  • @SiriusAlien
    @SiriusAlien 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    天狼星語就有這種感覺。 寫起來像中文,但是講起來像希臘語。 上古漢語也許講的就是天狼星語。

  • @StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC
    @StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Also, Kat, congratulations for being part of Big Lang!

    • @KatMistberg
      @KatMistberg 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Thanks!

    • @StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC
      @StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You're welcome! ​And of course your pc is in dutch... ​@@KatMistberg Also congrats on being a judge for the ccc3! There are going to be a lot of surprises!

    • @StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC
      @StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Since now you have speeded up the language base matrix construction python code by 120000 times, can you translate the ENTIRE Bee Movie script? And then maybe send me a link with the translation? Like with the Chinese Characters, Dutch orthography and IPA?​@@KatMistberg

  • @StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC
    @StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    GOPTJAAM IN THE RELAY???????????? YES!

  • @0Aquamelon
    @0Aquamelon 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The only two I’ve watched so far are: this one and Biblaridion’s one, and I must say: it’s WILD how far off the translation is now.

  • @NoverMaC
    @NoverMaC 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yo conlangs AND maths, that's like my two areas of study mashed together But it's beyond cursed

  • @devd_rx
    @devd_rx 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    stumbled into this video and idk what the heck just happened

  • @sjlee8608
    @sjlee8608 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    합참어

  • @jargontrueseer
    @jargontrueseer 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Good luck Schwar

  • @aikana1090
    @aikana1090 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I did NOT expect to get a linear algebra lesson in the conlang relay 🤣🤣 What an absolute genius you have to be to come up with this

  • @JohnSmith-of2gu
    @JohnSmith-of2gu 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Your English translation last a full half way though the text before it becomes incomprehensible. Progress! Also, this is a great demonstration of the power of code optimization! With the uncertainty of human language homophones/synonyms stripped away, Goptjaam 2.0 is really a computer language now!

  • @kunkaan6248
    @kunkaan6248 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i love goptjaam

  • @iloivar
    @iloivar 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If I were next in the relay I’d be phoning a friend! Goodness.

  • @Braveplantt
    @Braveplantt 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    it sounds taiwanese lol also it feels it's like hakka aswell

    • @KatMistberg
      @KatMistberg 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It is Taiwanese Hokkien!

  • @aquos4176
    @aquos4176 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is my first time hearing about Goptjaam, and I'm already traumatised. Love this work, but I feel terrible for the person after you.

    • @StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC
      @StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There's also the showcase for this conlang

    • @oddbirdMusic
      @oddbirdMusic 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That poor soul,, do they know in advance they're going after goptjaam?? Did they volunteer??

  • @GameTornado01
    @GameTornado01 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    How does this video have more maths than linguistics? Truly cursed

  • @thai-cheese
    @thai-cheese 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I was going to complain that back substitution instead of Gaussian elimination would only be quadratic, then I got to the Toeplitz matrices part. Work on this language continues to be a inspiration.

    • @KatMistberg
      @KatMistberg 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Glad you liked it! Your comment led me to think about how to use back substitution to invert a triangular matrix. I can see that back substitution is quadratic if you are solving Ux = y for x, where U is upper triangular, but I don't see how you can find U^{-1} in quadratic time (though I can see how to do it in cubic time, which is by solving Ux = y_i for x, where y_i is the ith column of the identity matrix of size n, and do it for i = 1 to n). Can you explain what you mean?

  • @thepanplate
    @thepanplate 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Why did you curse me so 💔

    • @Ichthyodactyl
      @Ichthyodactyl 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm not even done with the video and I already feel very sorry for what you have been put through.

    • @pablozaid6078
      @pablozaid6078 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      When he turned the whole text into a single sentence I knew you were cooked

    • @vampyricon7026
      @vampyricon7026 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@pablozaid6078 That's just what Goptjaam is

  • @babelingua
    @babelingua 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That the text survived so well through this is a genuine miracle

  • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
    @xX_wiLLiam_Xx 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    10:39

  • @kitdubhran2968
    @kitdubhran2968 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    😂😭

  • @jakepenny4366
    @jakepenny4366 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's certainly surreal to be able to watch you break down the text. You pronounce it very well.

  • @greenkitty1
    @greenkitty1 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    They did it. They really did. They used goptjaam in the relay. Dear god

  • @Shipfish
    @Shipfish 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    incredible as always!!

  • @kunkaan6248
    @kunkaan6248 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    this is so beautifully cursed

  • @JeffChentingwei628
    @JeffChentingwei628 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Russian

  • @blurryface139
    @blurryface139 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    this made me giggle at just the first seconds of the vid hahhahahhaha

  • @livingmooncake
    @livingmooncake หลายเดือนก่อน

    A drunk guy with mouthful of potatoes

  • @yesid17
    @yesid17 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i may be in the minority here but I think this is blursed not cursed..... it's beautiful 😭

  • @untainted_snail819
    @untainted_snail819 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've seen like 20 of these submissions at this point... I can confident say this is the most cursed, even more so than the biblical angel language.

  • @wasikancb
    @wasikancb หลายเดือนก่อน

    I never thought I'd need my "mathematics for engineering science" course to understand a conlang video lol

  • @skyduck101
    @skyduck101 หลายเดือนก่อน

    可以用臺語的嗎???

    • @KatMistberg
      @KatMistberg หลายเดือนก่อน

      這個系列的目的是要展示古時候漢語的發音(擬音),所以沒有打算做台語的版本

  • @JohnSmith-of2gu
    @JohnSmith-of2gu หลายเดือนก่อน

    Happy to see this series continue! It's starting to actually sound Chinese now.

  • @McDonnellDouglas11F
    @McDonnellDouglas11F หลายเดือนก่อน

    好像廣東話

  • @tsetienchu2482
    @tsetienchu2482 หลายเดือนก่อน

    明年會是甚麼時期的?

    • @KatMistberg
      @KatMistberg หลายเดือนก่อน

      應該會是晚期中古漢語!

  • @madison.T
    @madison.T หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think this version is more similar to the Sino-Vietnamese pronunciation than Mandarin Chinese 😂

    • @joshonperc
      @joshonperc หลายเดือนก่อน

      this is how chinese used to look. Those extra consonants got replaced with tones

    • @skyduck101
      @skyduck101 หลายเดือนก่อน

      German + Cantonese

  • @peizhaoren7075
    @peizhaoren7075 หลายเดือนก่อน

    不错 能出个国旗歌不 国旗歌好听点

  • @GZHELE
    @GZHELE หลายเดือนก่อน

    幽默老蓝,敢能跟我绿营碰一碰吗😂,废物

  • @Syuvinya
    @Syuvinya หลายเดือนก่อน

    I saw this video a year ago so i took a course in linear algebra and came back 👽

  • @KooShnoo
    @KooShnoo หลายเดือนก่อน

    这个视频很好。谢谢UP

  • @grafvonkartoffel1455
    @grafvonkartoffel1455 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hao jiu bu jian brother ❤

  • @RetronicsMusic
    @RetronicsMusic หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is so awesome sauce

  • @Oceanwaves-d8l
    @Oceanwaves-d8l หลายเดือนก่อน

    Me, who barely even knows basic maths: 🤔

  • @adiaphoros6842
    @adiaphoros6842 หลายเดือนก่อน

    21:22 A = D + D * B * (I - ½B)⁻¹ = D * (I + B * (I - ½B)⁻¹) Let B = 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 ½B = 0 ½ 0 0 0 ½ 0 0 0 I - ½B = 1 -½ 0 0 1 -½ 0 0 1 (I - ½B)⁻¹ = 1 ½ ¼ 0 1 ½ 0 0 1 B * (I - ½B)⁻¹ = 0 ½ ¼ 0 0 ½ 0 0 0 I + B * (I - ½B)⁻¹ = 1 ½ ¼ 0 1 ½ 0 0 1 So I + B * (I - ½B)⁻¹ = (I - ½B)⁻¹

    • @KatMistberg
      @KatMistberg หลายเดือนก่อน

      B * (I - ½B)⁻¹ in your example should be 0 1 ½ 0 0 1 0 0 0 (I think you multiplied by ½ B on accident) so the simplification doesn't work, unfortunately :(

    • @adiaphoros6842
      @adiaphoros6842 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@KatMistberg Oh, oops. Yep, I conflated B with ½B. So: I + ½B * (I - ½B)⁻¹ = (I - ½B)⁻¹ I + ½B * (I - ½B)⁻¹ + ½B * (I - ½B)⁻¹ = (I - ½B)⁻¹ + ½B * (I - ½B)⁻¹ I + B * (I - ½B)⁻¹ = (I + ½B) * (I - ½B)⁻¹ Not much of a simplification, but at least there are no nested parentheses. How come there are no fractions in your A? I understand why there are no negative numbers because -n ≡ p-n (mod p) for n ≤ p.

    • @mskiptr
      @mskiptr 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@adiaphoros6842 There isn't really such a thing like one half in integers mod p. The closest concept would be the multiplicative inverse of 2 - so a number which when multiplied by 2 gives you 1. If we call it ½, we can write ½*2 = 1 (mod p). But the notation (2^-1)*2 = 1 (mod p) is more common I believe. Let's say we're working with p=7. The possible numbers are 0,1…6. The inverse of 2 is 4, because 4*2 = 1 (mod 7). Then 2^-5 = 2^-1 * … * 2^-1 = 4*4*4*4*4 = 2 (mod 7).

    • @adiaphoros6842
      @adiaphoros6842 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mskiptr No, I was just asking what were that values he used for the B matrix. He did say, but I misunderstood.

    • @mskiptr
      @mskiptr 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@adiaphoros6842 Now I am confused a bit… You asked about fractions in A. There are no fractions because we don't really have division here (or if we have, it always gives you integer results). Well… if it's all clear to you now, then I guess I'm happy I wasn't needed : D

  • @StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC
    @StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is this taiwanese hokkien?

    • @KatMistberg
      @KatMistberg หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@StockyScoresRaoraPantheraFC Yep!

  • @akirachisaka9997
    @akirachisaka9997 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Also the character looks like an amongus doing the thinking emoji 🤔

  • @akirachisaka9997
    @akirachisaka9997 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I really feel like one of the biggest modern day linguistic limitations for Asian Sinosphere languages developing is the lack of a way to easily create new kanji. As in, historically one of the biggest strength of those languages is you can just draw whatever the fuck you want when you need something to represent a new idea. I wonder if there is a way to design a new standard for this. Like a way to make it easier for “plain text” to include new kanji characters. It definitely needs to be compatible and can be incorporated into a future version of UTF8. But how… I imagine it would be like some meta data placed on the head of a document, recording what custom kanjis are used in this file. Then each time you use the kanji in the text, you just refer to the character. In Japanese, it’s also easy to support fonts or systems not wanting new characters by replacing it with katakana or hiragana.

    • @kikivoorburg
      @kikivoorburg 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      While less versatile, I think a system that allows you to combine arbitrary radicals would probably be the best. Unicode already supports “combining diacritics” and similar “modifier characters”, so a “combining radicals” block could quite easily allow users to define new combinations for new concepts. Actual custom characters would probably never be added to Unicode, because their whole goal is that _any text can be opened on any computer_ (provided an appropriate font is loaded to render the characters). Custom character data that is defined per-device goes against this and would have to exist outside of the Unicode standard.

  • @lotsoflambdas
    @lotsoflambdas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1/10 literally a relex of middle chinese,however the numbers are in Z/3Z.

    • @lotsoflambdas
      @lotsoflambdas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      (for people not knowing what z/3z is it means every third number is zero and somehow that still complies with the axioms.10 is 9+1 and 9 is 0 so 10 is 1 and im saying 1/1 or 10/10 or something like that.also you cant do division unless the divisor is 1 or not a factor of 3,which it happens to not be(definitely unrelated to that 3 is prime ;P))

    • @lotsoflambdas
      @lotsoflambdas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      / means to remove and 3z is every natural number but multiplied by 3,so it means literally to remove every third number from natural numbers,or in this case of ring theory it means to make them equivalent to 0

  • @lukfiorentino9028
    @lukfiorentino9028 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You just proofed if Zp is a fiel p is a prime number, you missed the visceversa, if p is a prime number Zp is a field