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American Sandwich: My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of my sandwiches. With balanced meat and salad proportions. In the morning, if my bread is a little puffy, I'll put some water on it, and then toast it. Only for a minute. After I remove the bread from the toaster, I prepare the fillings. For the butter, I use a luxurious no fat Beurre de Luxe golden butter. Then, three types of luxury smoked ham slices. And for the salad, lettuce, tomato and olives dressed in Cherry Pepper Relish. Then I apply a no fat golden olive oil to the other slice of the bread, which I leave on for 5 minutes to prepare the rest of my lunch. I always pack chips, with little to no salt, cause salt is unhealthy and makes you contract deadly diseases. Then an apple. Then Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars, followed by a bottle spring water from the purest of rivers. There is an idea of a perfect sandwich, some kind of sensation. But there is no real sandwich, only a taste, something blissful. And though, they may appear luxurious, and feel their crunchiness as you feel the taste hitting your tongue and maybe you can even sense are sandwiches are probably comparable, it's simply just a sandwich.

nah this is a very well adapted scene lmao , deserves more views definitely

Just got done reading the book and these fan films are great. They really bring life to these scenes.

Impressive, very nice, let’s see Paul Allen’s fan film

This is a masterpiece 👍

He feels more like Paul Allen

I enjoy the novel too. Lots of scenes I wish were in the film.

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ANCAPs want the strong to dominate the weak. How pathetic. Real anarchists know that cooperation and mutual aid produce the freest and most peaceful societies.

Weed come on in

As a fan of the book and the film this was amazing. I’ve always wanted to see more from the book on screen. I’d love to see you guys do more scenes from the book.

Well Written And Filmed And Produced

very well done, should be on Letterboxd!

Well done incredible job voice down pat

This movie is ass

I LOVE this so much, I fucking love the book and wish they'd done more scenes in the movie holy shit. OH MY GOD HIM JUST DRINKING THE ACID LMAOOO i fucking love this so much!!

Cool

masterpiece

I see great things in your future. Keep up the great work.

i love the parody of making fun of analog horror videos by using fucking veggie tales 😭😭 either way its really good:3

Such a crap. Was this meant to be a comedy or what? Well I found it only to be ridiculos 😴

This is amazing work you should be incredibly proud

Fun lolbert film. 😁

I tend to lean towards the Bandit's version, with a slight twist . . . . . The girl distracted Otacko during the fight, thus allowing the Bandit to get in a lucky stab. The AI would weigh out the facts in his favor. No one would get punished in that case. The girl would be awarded the chain saw and become a lumber jack.

you have the voice down perfectly. This is amazing

that was fun 🙂GOOD WORK.