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11:15-11:25 (Thunder rumbling) Link: (Sighs impatiently) For five minutes. Could storm clouds not be barfing raindrops on top of me... FOR FIIIVE MINUTES?!?! 😡 (Echoing) King Of Red Lions: Jeez, get a hold of yourself, Mr. Rage! 😬 Link: HOW?!?! HOW SHOULD I WHEN RAGING RAINDROPS ARE LITERALLY SPLATTERING ON MY EYES?!?! 😡 King Of Red Lions: You seem to have a big problem with Mother Nature. 😐

10:53-11:10 Link: Boy, do I feel so free?! 😁 King Of Red Lions: Aren't you even feeling sleepy, kid? Look at the sky. 😐 Link: Oh, nonsense. I'm as wide awake as my sweet young sister during the day. Always playful and full of energy and happiness. 😁 King Of Red Lions: As long as you ain't feeling tired. 😐 Link: Well, here's a little reminder for children all over the world. They're all gonna experience the most thrilling bedtime story they've ever heard in their whole lives about an absolutely amazing, brave, charming, confident, daring, dazzling, epic, fearless, handsome, heroic, incredible, mighty, powerful, professional, strong, ultimate, unbelievable, and unstoppable young swordsman who saved his frightened little sister, sailed the mighty seas, and took down deadly creatures! They're all gonna believe I'm the BRAVEST HERO THEY'VE EVER KNOWN IN THEIR ENTIRE LIIIIIVES!!! 😁 (Echoing) (Panting)

I’m glad you remembered to get Jabble, the story of the chapter isn’t quite complete without the little guy.

The Punis were a less obvious Pikmin reference than Origami King’s Zelda references, got it. XD 21:08 It is possible to break that hole open without falling in by pounding it around the edge. I’ve done it. Oh yeah, the tree’s interior has two themes, a slower, calmer one, and a faster paced one. The slow one plays when you’re alone in the tree during Chapter 2, and in the tree after Chapter 2 in the remake only, and the fast one plays when you have your army and also in the tree after Chapter 2 in the original only. Did you notice the music change when you freed the Punis with your Ground Pound? I’d suggest looking up a Star Piece guide for the game and getting some of the Star Piexes you missed off camera. The guide on Mariowiki sounds like a great one! 26:09 Time saving trick: Jump on top of the pipe after coming up, then you can go down that pipe without falling off.

I wonder what Puniper’s deal is. Is he always so stubborn, or does he only get this way in times of emergency?

4:12 Shigeru Miyamoto is the one that told Intelligent Systems to follow the mandate and stick to the generic Toads. This line of dialogue could be Intelligent Systems trying to send a message to the fans for all we know. A message like: “Nintendo is making us do this because they stopped caring.” Nintendo: Fine, we’ll stop. Have Mario Wonder. Have two RPG remakes. Have Brothership. XD

Way to euthanize that dog. XD If you don’t want to get notifications of people playing games, you can turn them off on your Switch.

It bothers me that you never paid the Toads the maximum of 999 coins, in which case they’d do the ENTIRE puzzle for you, instead of leaving it unfinished. It bothers me because it’s the endgame and you were still being stingy when that money was not going to be of any more use to you once you got past the final boss’ first phase.

Beldam abusing not just Vivian but Marilyn too this time. #2 Also here comes the worst partner in the game. 🙄

No one expects the Puni Inqusion lol

8:59 Link: Dinnertime, little fella. 😁

(Made-up clip for 8:28-8:40) Seagull 1: Look at that boy go! He is rockin' the seas like a pro! 😁 Seagull 2: How? All he's doing is sailing on some boat with an angry face. 😒 Seagull 1: YO!! LOOK DO HERE!! 😁 Seagull 3: Oh, yeah! That boy sure is one heck of a sailer, eh? 😏 Seagull 4: Yup. Seagull 3: 🎵 Heeeee's been sailing on the biiiiig sea! Aaaaall the live long daaaaay! Heeeee's been sailing on the biiiiig sea! Just to pass the time awaaa... 🎵 😁 Other seagulls: (Together) ENOUGH ALREADY!! 😡 Seagull 3: Sheesh, y'all just hate my gift of music, eh? 😒 (Seagulls fly away)

7:41-7:56 Link and King Of Red Lions: WHOA!! 😨 King Of Red Lions: HEY, YOU!! WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FIRING, BLAST FACE?!?! Link: (Grumbling) I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! I'D BE RESTING ON MY PRECIOUS ISLAND RIGHT NOW IF MY POOR LITTLE SISTER WAS NEVER SNATCHED AWAY IN THE FIRST PLACE!! 😡

(Made-up clip) (Back in the Forsaken Fortress) (Aryll sniffling with tears leaking) Mila: For Hyrule's sake, will you PLEASE give that annoying sniffling a rest already?! 😤 Maggie: She really needs comforting, Mila. Give her some company for once. 😒 Mila: (Sighs and facepalms) Fine. You win. Yadda, yadda, yadda. 🤦‍♀️ Aryll: (Sobbing softly) Big brother, (Sniffles) where are you? 😢 Mila: (Rubbing Aryll's shoulder) We're right here, Aryll. No need to be scared. I'm absolutely positive your brother will be back before you know it. 😔 Aryll: (Sniffles) Really? 😢 Mila: Mm-hmm. Just keep reliving your wonderful memories you had with him. 🙂 Aryll: Okay. 🙂 (Shuts her eyes) (Camera zooms back into her brain) (Memory 4) (Link, Aryll, and other kids in Outset Island sitting in a circle) Link: OK, your turn, Aryll. 😁 Aryll: (Walks around) (Taps on Joel's head) Duck, (Taps on Zill's head) duck, (Taps on Link's head) GOOSE!! 😁 (Starts running around laughing) Link: (Playful voice) Oooh, the goose is gonna get ya! 😈 (Starts chasing after Aryll) Grandma: (Sighs happily) He is one heck of a kindred spirit. 😊 Link: (Catches Aryll) You've been caught, Aryll! Ya know what that means! 😈 Aryll: (Gasps) No, no, no! No, don't do it! 😁 Link: (Wiggling his fingers) Ohhhhh, yeah. 😈 (Tickling Aryll's sides) (Aryll laughing out loud) (Link blows Aryll's stomach) Aryll: (Screaming with laughter) NOO, NOO!! OK, OK, YOU GOT ME!! 🤣 Link: (Helps Aryll up) Up ya go. 😁 Aryll: That was fun. 😁 (Hugs Link and giggles) (Link sighs and rubs Aryll's head) (Memory 5) (Loud thunderclap) (Aryll screaming in fear) Link: Relax, Aryll. You're safe and sound in the house. Nothing to worry about at all. 😐 Aryll: (Shivering) B-b-but... 😨 (Another loud thunderclap) (Aryll screams with fright, runs to Link and starts crying) Link: Oh, the loud noise scares you. I see. 😐 Aryll: (Hugs Link tightly) PLEASE, LINK!! HOLD ME!! I'M TOO SCARED!! 😭 Link: (Carrys Aryll and rubs her head) Shh, shh. I'm right here, Aryll. You must relax. 😔 (Aryll whimpering) (Memory 6) (Aryll yawns) Link: And so, the dolphin family never lost their dolphin baby again. The end. 🙂 (Aryll falls asleep) (Link kisses Aryll on the head) (Camera zooms out of Aryll's brain) Aryll: (Opens her eyes) He was always there for me, Mila. (Sighs sadly) 😔 Maggie: You were so lucky to have someone special to live with. 😔 Mila: I know exactly how it feels being separated from someone who loves and cares for you. 😔 Aryll: (Slowly walks to the window and sniffles) Wherever you are, big brother, I know you're still really far away, I know you'll make it. 🙏🥺

6:58 Link: Bon appetit, hungry little guy. 😁

6:34-6:44 Link: Awww, perfect. The clouds above hate me. 🎵 Rain, rain, please just scram. Can't you see how busy I am?🎵 😒 King Of Red Lions: Please! Could you give it a rest?! You're giving me a headache! 😫 Link: How? I'm literally getting soaked on by spitting rain clouds, and you're literally made of wood. So, WOOD you mind not making my patience any worse? Thank you. 😒

5:50 Link: (Shivering) Brrrrr! I don't recall feeling something icy on a hot summer day. 🥶

5:03 Link: Are you hungry, fishy? 😁

4:10-4:20 Link 🎵 He'll be sailing across the sea when he saaaaails! He'll be sailing across the sea when he saaaaails! 🎵 😁 King Of Red Lions: (Internally) What kind of one of a kind hero is this lad?

3:40-3:50 Link: Oh, yeah! Feel the wind in my golden hair! 🎵 Sail, sail, sail your boat bravely on the sea! Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily! Brave as I can be! 🎵 😁 King Of Red Lions: (Chuckles) You are such a rhyme lover, ain't ya? 😏 Link: Not too often. 😁 (Chuckles)

(Made-up clip for 2:35-2:42) Link: (Imitating host) "Ladies and gentlemen, people young and old, citizens of medieval life, presenting the one, the only, the amazing, the charming, the dazzling, the epic, the professional, the ultimate, the unbelievable cliff jumper in the universe! Here he comes now! Preparing to jump in three... two... ONE!! 😁 (Inhales deeply and jumps off) (Splash) King Of Red Lions: What the... ?! 😬 Link: (Gasps and continues imitating host) "Oh, wow! What an amazing performance from Sir Link, ladies and gentlemen! Give him a hand!" (Imitates crowd cheering) (Himself) Thank you, thank you, people. Please keep it coming! Can I get a whoop whoop?! (Imitates crowd whooping) YA GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THAT!! (Imitates crowd whooping louder) ONE MORE TIME!! (Imitates crowd whooping even louder) Now that's more like it! Now bring me the girls, please! (Imitates girls squealing) (Imitates girl) "Marry me, Link!" (Himself) See ya next time, people! You were great audience! 😁 (King Of Red Lions clears throat) Link: Huh? 😐 King Of Red Lions: Are you done yet? 😒 Link: I am now. I was just uhh... practicing to be the world's biggest star. 😁 (Chuckles)

(Made-up clip) (Back in the Forsaken Fortress) Aryll: He would always make me happy whenever we play together. 😔 Mila: I bet he always took great care of you whenever you got hurt or sick, didn't he? 😔 Aryll: He always had a great heart inside him. 😔 Mila: I bet he is still thinking about how frightened you are, and you're having a hard time trying to get over it, aren't you? 😔 (Jolly Roger Bay and Dire, Dire Docks from Super Mario 64 plays) Aryll: Yeah. (Sniffles) I... I can't stop thinking about it. It's too hard to get over! (Sniffles) Mila, (Sniffles twice) CAN I HAVE A HUG?!?! PLEEEASE?!?! 😭 Mila: Look, kid, I know you're still really upset about what happened with you, but I'm not really a hugger towards people I've know for only 2 or 3 days. 😐 Aryll: PLEASE, MILA!! I JUST WANT A BIG HUG FROM YOU!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEEEEEASE!!! 😭 Mila: Aryll, please, the more you keep thinking about it, the worse you'll feel. 😐 Aryll: (Sobbing) PLEASE, MILA!! A BIG, BIG HUG ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER!!! 😭 Mila: Like I said, it's been 2 or days since... 😐 Aryll: (Wailing and stretches her arms out) COME HERE, MILA!! JUST COME GIVE ME A BIG HUUUG!!! WAAAAA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!!! 😭 Mila: (Starts walking backwards) Relax, Aryll! You're not helping the situation! 😬 (Aryll continues crying and screaming with her arms stretched and walks towards) Mila: (Leans against the stone wall) Hey, I said relax! 😬 (Aryll still continues crying and screaming with her arms spread out) Mila: Maggie, do something! 😬 Maggie: Why me?! You know I hate hearing sad sounds of little children! Just give her one already! 😫 (Aryll still continues crying and screaming) Mila: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, MAGGIE!! FINE!! Here, Aryll. 😑 (Spreads her arms out) (Aryll hugs Mila tightly while still crying and screaming) Mila: Ya happy now, Maggie? 😒 Maggie: That's better, Mila, but hug her back. 😐 (Mila sighs and hugs Aryll back) (Aryll still crying and screaming) Mila: Just breathe in and out, Aryll. 😑 Aryll: (Continues hugging Mila and crying) I can't, Mila! (Sniffles) I REALLY CAAAN'T!! 😭 Mila: Uh, you can let go now. 😒 Aryll: (Sniffles) Not until I start feeling better! 😭 (Sobbing) Mila: Please, Aryll. You had your hug, so please let me go. 😒 Aryll: It's just until I really starting cheering up. 😢 (Sniffles) Mila: Suit yourself. 😒

(Made-up clip for 22:44-22:58) Link: Here's another question for you, Tetra. Who needs legs to move when you find current water to make you move faster? Let's find out, shall we? 😏 (Slider theme from Super Mario 64 plays) (Jumps into the rapids) ALL RIIIIIGHT!! WEEE-HEEEEE!! CHECK ME OOOUT!! LOOK AT ME GO, TETRA!! (Ride ends) And THAT... is how you make adventuring fun! 😁✌️ King Of Red Lions: (Sighs) If you're done now, we need to set sail right now because I really fear for the safety of of the people at Greatfish Isle. 😒 Link: All right, all right. Just getting carried away. 😁

20:29 Link: I'll tell ya what. The next time I visit this heavenly haven, I should probably bring my frightened young sister along with me. This'll be perfect for her to erase her horrible moments in some rocky facility you'd never dream of ending up in. Well, gotta run! 😁 Korok: .......... 😐

19:17 Link: (Whispers) How incredible. 😲 Tetra: (Through the stone) (Sighs with happiness) What beautiful little creatures. 😊

6:06 That’s exactly the problem with Bobby being a GENERIC BOB-OMB. XD Oh yeah, you missed a second 1000-coin crate inside one of the crates, not that it matters since you can’t go back.

I heard that Handaconda is not completely luck based, that you look at the hand it’s making to see which of the 3 its making, but you have to be fast since it changes its choice every 10-15 seconds or so, even when Mario’s running and you can’t see its choice (which is why it showed Scissors before Mario started running. It must of changed its choice to Paper while Mario was running.) The second time it showed Paper, but then it must of (hidden) switched to Scissors while Mario was running around. Thing is, both times, it had one choice active for like 5-10 seconds, then Mario spent like 5 seconds running around the ring. Further testing would be required, but as of this comment I’m still not 100% convinced that this trick works, and that it is still possibly very much pure luck. Also, it was so heartwarming to see Olivia hug Mario like that. Kersti would of just yelled at Mario. XD Fun Fact: If you lose to Scissors too many times, the game gives you a Save Block between the Beetle and the Scissors. You could of learned how to fight the Beetle if you ever got to the last fight of Scuffle Island.

LOL Kamek makes the stupid decision to provoke the Footed Soldiers AFTER being smart enough to call Bowser’s minions. XD A very important rule of thumb to remember when playing Origami King that I figured out early on when playing: Any and all PAPER CHARACTERS are your friends, even Bowser’s minions, and all ORIGAMI ENEMIES are not. Every enemy you fought in Color Splash that appears in Origami King is FRIENDLY in Origami King but NOT Color Splash or Sticker Star. 22:03 Fun Fact: There’s an unused voice clip of Luigi from Luigi’s Mansion 1 that sounds VERY VERY WRONG. XD Having watched this far, it’s clear to me that these newer Paper Mario games are NOT for you. You and I hate these games for different(ish?) reasons. You hate the battle systems, and I hate the MANDATED GENERIC CHARACTERS XD

For Bath Math Lvl. 3, Meta should of been smart enough to note YOUR count and not keep his own He should not have counted the ones leaving when you were keeping track of the total going in AND out, since it could have thrown you off. Also you could of changed the columns for Lvl. 3 around to end up with something like 18-1, and I could say similarly for every other Bath Math problem. Oh, and for Race n’ Place, you ONLY needed whatever blue boxes and number there were. For Lvl. 1 you only needed the 1st placer, and for Lvl. 2 you only needed the 3rd placer. For Ninji Skills, yeah you could of had yourself and Meta each watch a Non-Ninji for Lvl. 3 like you each watched a Ninji for Lvl. 2. Sorry. 35:58 ….I’m sorry, did you say “Butt” or “Bully”? For Ring Scramble Lvl. 3, you have to use your first 4 moves to turn all 4 rings around so they’ll line up even with the moved columns, then use your last 2 moves to move the columns into their right places. 40:18 The game show’s name is right. Shy Guys DO finish last. XD Also, I KNEW you’d turn down the Sudden Death round. XD There’s no shame in turning it down, since the prize is just another collectible trophy (the first time) and 3000 coins after that.

In which Beldam bullies Vivian to compensate for her own personal failures. #1.

Piranha Plants and Clefts are both stuck attacking the front. Just sayin'. META'S PUNIO VOICE HURTS. Oh yeah, there was a hidden block somewhere back there with the blue switch and Star Piece. It contained a P-Down, D-Up P. 19:50 Imagine if you had one partner out when encountering the Sirens but then had the other one put when you talk to Flurrie. Then you'll be like: HOW DID YOU KNOW? XD

I looked it up, choosing Olivia’s path the first two times will not insta kill you. Those just force you into Wave Battles with Folded Ninjis. Only the wrong paths on the THIRD choice will kill you, because the first two times were the game trying to send you the message that Kamek is always right, with the wave battles being punishments for not believing that. If you’re not convinced by the third time and choose one of two different paths, THAT is when the game delivers the ultimate punishment. XD

35:30 Kamek went from being super annoying to being…well, right about each path. XD

12:54 With that much money, I would of gone all the way to paying 999 coins every time like I did when I streamed this game. Also, the Discount card is completely useless when you’re adventuring and not shopping. You could of had the Step Counter and Vacuum on at the same time and put on the card later when you shop.

The trick to the third question’s Logic Puzzle mechanic is that one statue points a finger to a statue that points a finger to the one statue that claims to either tell the truth or to not lie. Example: A > B > C Truth > Liar > Truth The correct answer is always the statue calling out the statue claiming to tell the truth or not lie (same thing). Not the statue physically in the middle, but the statue in the middle of all the verbal pointing. XD Example: A. Liar is B//B is Lying (Truth) B. Liar is C//C is Lying (Lie!!) C. Telling the Truth//Not the Liar (Truth) Deciding that C is lying here will negate (or invert) the other choices and make all 3 of them like so: Liar > Truth > Liar But then you’d have TWO liars, and the question would then ask you which one is telling the truth instead, but the answer is STILL always the one statue in the middle that is both pointing and being pointed at. So either way, always pick the one in the middle of the puzzle (pointed AND pointing) as explained above. And on a lesser note, no statue will ever say something like “I am the liar” or “I’m lying” because then its statement would contradict itself (be neither true nor false), and then you’d have one TRUTH, one LIAR, and one ERROR. XD (Liar > Truth > Error)

I’ll have you know that I’ve seen Polar Bears………..AT THE ZOO. XD Also…… Courage - The Cowardly Lion (or Dog XD) Wisdom - Knowing things, being smart, having a Brain not unlike the Brainless Scarecrow. Power - Being corrupt, mad, heartless, not unlike the Heartless Tinman.

2:30 YOU NEED HELP LUIGI. XD 12:03 I think you owe Olivia an apology, because her naivety is justified by her lack of experience with the world, since she was only just brought to life.

1:25 This is what Intelligent Systems does when their creativity is suppressed by the MANDATE. They find other ways to get creative. They’d find ways to portray the Mona Lisa, the Sistine Chapel, or even give us a Leonardo DaVinci Generic Toad, like how we got an Indiana Jones Generic Toad. It’s worth mentioning that after Bonehead Island, that motor that speeds up your boat that costs 5000 coins becomes available. If you needed money, you could’ve gone to Scuffle Island, if you don’t hate the Paper Macho Fights and their restrictions there.

9:30 …..Neither of you have ever had coffee?? I’ll have you know, coffee is only bitter without sugar. Just like cinnamon, all it needs to be tasty is enough sugar. 18:02 Not very sensitive, Meta! Respect Masters’ feelings.

16:27 Link: Are you okay, little guy?! Are you hurt?! Need a bath after getting swallowed by that big plant?! 😬

(Made-up clip for 16:10) Link: YEEEEEAH!!! THE SWORDSMAN HAS DEMOLISHED THE PINATA!! 😁 Tetra: (Through the stone) YAAAAAY!! I KNEW MY MOTIVATION WOULD WORK!! GREAT JOB!! 😁👏 Link: NOW LET'S BRING OUT THE BIRTHDAY CAKE AND SING!! (Inhales) 🎵 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! 🎵 😁 Tetra: (Through the stone) 🎵 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! 🎵 😊 Link and Tetra: (In unison) 🎵 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR SWORDSMAAAN!! HAAAPPY BIIIIIRTHDAAAY TOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOU!!! 🎵 😁 (Both laughing for 5 seconds, then sighs) Link: (Confused) Uhhhhh, Who's the swordsman? 😐 Tetra: (Through the stone) (Also confused) And is it really his birthday? 😐 Link: (Shakes head) Oh, I'm the swordsman, and my birthday was a few days ago! 😬 Tetra: (Through the stone) Well, happy late birthday, Link! 😁

15:54 Tetra: (Through the stone) Well done, Link! 😁👏 Link: OK, now to take apart the pinata! 😁

15:32 Link: YOU WANT A SECOND HELPING?!?! COMIN' RIGHT UP!! 😡

14:52 Link: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND, YOU POLLEN-FILLED ABOMINATION!! 😡

14:22-14:40 Link: (Gasps happily) Hi there, little fella. I found you! 😃 (Kalle Demos appears) Link: WHAT THE...?!?! 😡 (Kalle Demos grabs Makar) Makar: (Muffled screaming) Link: HEY!! YOU BETTER SPIT THAT POOR LITTLE THING OUT RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!! 😡 (Kalle Demos swallows Makar and belches loudly, blowing Link to the ground) (Link grunts) Tetra: (Through the stone) Ugh, disgusting! Has this overgrown plant learned any manners?! 😖 Link: (Unsheaths his sword) So, you enjoyed your little lunch, huh?! Well, I have a special dessert for you! Metal flavored lollipop! 😠

13:21 Link: Well, good GREEN-ings, slimy. 🤨

(Made-up clip for 12:00-12:20) Link: THESE SNORT-HEADED INFESTATIONS ARE UNBELIEVABLE!! 😤 (Echoing) Tetra: (Through the stone) Hey, quit raging too much. All you do is make a big deal outta things. 😒 Link: And how is that supposed to make things any better?! 😒 Tetra: (Through the stone) Well, I'm trying to reason with you. Isn't fighting against your enemies getting your blood pumping like all those fun memories you might have had with your sister? 😐 Link: (Whispers) Chasing each other and playing tag. 😏 IT'S NOT THE SAME!!! (Echoing) I don't think you realize that I've encountered countless monsters that is causing my energy to WASTE!! 😡 Tetra: (Through the stone) Oh, stop being such a drama king. 😒 Link: Fine, fine! Pretend there's nothing wrong! (Dances around) La, di, da, di, da, di da! Isn't it all wonderful?! I'd like to know how it could get any WORSE!! 😡 (Echoing)

11:10-11:14 Link: (Stifled screaming) IT'S A MAAAAADHOOOOOUSE!! AAA MAAAAADHOOOOOOOOOOUSE!!! 😫

10:50 Link: (Continues imitating host) "Whoa, what an absolute tool he has, ladies and gentlemen! We certainly have a dazzling star here today! Give him up for the great Sir Link"! (Imitating crowd cheering) Thank you, thank you, people. Please keep it coming. I'm already having happy tears leaking. Where are the girls? Bring them to me, please. (Chuckles) 😁

10:35-10:41 Link: (Imitates host) "Citizens of medieval life, the world's bravest boomerang boy... has returned! And here he is, about to let the magic happen, in three... two... ONE"!! 😁