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GBTC was 56 in 2021...at the end of 2022, it was 8. I haven't heard from Ross Stevens recently. I hope NYDIG survived

i love all the comments with people completely misunderstanding this lol. gus recognised that it wasn't love for his family that drove waltbut greed and desperation, and in this speech he preys on his insecurities and his fear of dying with nothing to his name in order to force him back into the meth business. he is ACTIVELY manipulating his preconcieved notions of masculinity in order to get him to make more money for him, and he succeeds. clearly it worked on a lot of people watching the show, too.

This just made my day. Thank you!

In regards to Wokeness and all this equality bullshit: Men don't expect thank but If we only get disregarded and devalued, there is absolutely no incentive to "provide" anymore. Go figure it out, strong independent woman and "professionals" (a sarcastic euphemism we use for refugees in germany, because politics told us so)

One of the most impressive vids ever. Amazing it took me 3 years to find it 😅

People forget that Microsoft almost missed the Web. At first, Instead they wanted people to dial up to their own walled garden called *The Microsoft Network* ("MSN"), similar to how people used to use AOL. The brand "MSN" has been reused for other products over the years, in typical Microsoft fashion.

One thing I've realized after 14 years of coding is that every single project is different. While it should be obvious to devs 10-15 years in the business how long something would take, a lot of times, people with this much experience are mostly working on new things. New things take Research before development. And thus, you cant simply say how long it will take. You end up giving WAGs, LOEs, and then the scrums turn into you explaining why something is taking longer than it should have when you didnt know how long it would take because it was something completely brand new. Managers just dont understand why these scrums dont work because they dont understand software development. What's funny is that the fear of getting shat on in front of your peers during scrums forces these devs to push out shit code that then gets flagged by QA anyway, and spends weeks in QA as bugs are sorted out that shouldve been found during dev. Managers are catching on and instead of simply realizing that things take time, they are adding new stories, epics, and LOE driven metrics to try and fix an issue that would simply be solved by removing scrums altogether and having 1 on 1 meetings where they help devs become more productive by asking them what they need.

Here we are in Feb. 2024 and BTC back over $55K.

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That "fuck off we're working" was filled with sadness

Every day of my life: "F*ck off, we're working"

I laughed at this as humor, then one day got a new job where they practiced scrum, and this clip went from comedy to horror.

I am using JIRA, I can relate with this🤣

Scrum is pathetic

Best thing is, most companies who use scrum, use it for 3 things : 1. have daily standups so everybody can say "yesterday i worked on x, and im still working on x" 2. have daily standups so "leaders" can shame you in front of everybody with "why does this take so long?" for every freaking task 3. have sprints so in the second half of the sprint they can double up point 2. there are no groomings, there are no plannings, there are no all-team estimations, there are no retrospectives, because "go code instead of sitting in a meeting". I have worked for several companies, and only 1 did it right. Was the best, most stress free job of my career, shame that they thought fruit friday can replace more-than-inflation raises.

Ummm “this is my life in one skit”

Scrum = “We have no idea how long this will take or what it’ll cost”

Scrum

I hate tshirt sizes now ☹️

Scrum is for mid level managers who suck at life to feel like they're useful. It's deeply flawed in its core thinking you can turn engineering into an assembly line.

"He thinks this wall of psych 101 MBA bullshit is going to motivate us." why are 90% of bosses unironically like that in real life

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0:44 Every interaction I've ever had with a Dev while working as an SM.

Reading the comments here just drives home the main weakness of scrum: few people actually understand it. It's a simple process with a complicated purpose. You'd think that would mean it's easy to execute, but if you follow a process without understanding its purpose, it's not going to work.

I don't mind scrum, especially coming from software job that interacts a lot with our clients. What I hate is the idiotic lingo that the client's project / business managers come up with, seemingly to make things sound more sophisticated; actually I hate all sales rep related lingo, it's all flowery pitch making speak... Like wtf, "stories", "epics" and all this other BS wordage. It's like they got a linguistic arts major to develop and engineering roadmap. The wordage is purely for the client, because it sounds good; they still don't know or often care. As a dev all i care about are tasks/sub-tasks, whether they are part of a specific deliverable/milestone, the type of task (feature/bug/etc) and priority (blocker/high/low/etc). Keep communications clear, simple and direct for the engineers.

yep.. it just gets you to complete tasks faster, there is nothing in here to increase reliability or decent coding., you just endup pushing the shite to testing where massive booooogs get missed. and if you say that it bullshit, then just take a look at the CVE database.

AGILE / SCRUM are just subversive ways of management being able to track people’s productivity and get employees to put undue pressure and stress on themselves. It’s all snake oil.

Continuous Improvement Team: Serious moving of post-it notes around a notice board Me 🙋: I’ve an improvement suggestion, can you buy the equipment that we need to do our job Continuous Improvement: No that costs money Me: So what’s going to improve then?

I hate Agile so much. It’s just a creative way of micromanaging, and it’s not even that creative. Even worse is that it gives all those project managers that the world had no clue what to do with and actually gave them some power.

I worked kn 4 different companies across 8 different teams who tried scrum All of them went back to kanban because scrum sucks

Scrum masters have the permission to munch on my scrum asap, hows that for an epic story jerkoffs

Love this scene😂

Scrum is now used by shady consultants to get money from boomer managers. A buzzword here, a mindset there, and a big pile of cash into the consultant's (agile "coach") pocket.

As a developer who's worked for several years in several different scrum teams for several different companies, I only have one thing to say: I fucking hate Scrum.

Back when Kumail was just all estrogen and twinkies apparently

Put scrum up your bum. I want to burn it with fire.

Scrum is only good in theory. But breaks irl :)

Scrum is just micromanagement in different clothes. Always has been.

First sprint it works. Second onwards devs say “screw it”.

This is kanban

Oh my Jira

Scrum is short for scrotum.

In reality all scrum does is incentivize people to prolong stories to fit the sprint so they won’t be asked to take on other tasks

This is IT fiction 😂

Gross

I've been a data scientist for 3 years and we use this system and I didn't understand what a story was until now.

Haha, booyah.

As a Scrum Master.... I feeeeeeeeeel that

Scrum sprints are literally the reason your project is suffocating from technical debt. A scrum master will emphatically proclaim that stories can be added and modified to address or prevent technical debt, but *psychology ensures that it never, never, ever happens.* Scrum sprints encourage toxic behavior.

This is more Kanban Method