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Quite the opposite! It actually had thousands of points - arguably too many

I had hoped that because neither the video title nor the blurb gives any indication that I was going to show you how to use the kala - and because you’d need to disregard both the written instructions and Kala’s own videos before coming to mine - or because my intentions become very obvious in the first minute; that this would not be an issue. But I had not accounted for the unstoppable power of the human mind. As the self-appointed representative of the majority of my viewers, I offer you an apology, and will cut off two of my fingers as recompense (Also just set the latitude to your nearest city, point it at the sun, and adjust for daylight savings etc 👍 )

@ Sundial aside, your video was pretty funny and creative. Have a good day!

Well, Jesus, wish you’d said that before I cut two of my fingers off

Well, Jesus, wish you’d said that before I cut two of my fingers off

@@Dangermorris 😂. Heal thyself.

Weird, opiates also give an itchy feeling when you try to get off them

@Dangermorris I still get the nose itches and stuff. It's a histamine reaction

So the inside is essentially a block of sponge, wrapped in some printed fabric, to which the spikes are attached. So I wouldn’t call the materials particularly high end given the price. The spikes however, are still attached, both to the matt and my back, so it has lasted. Personally I’d say it is nice for knots in the back but hasn’t cured my chronic immune condition

I get a similar effect when someone hits me in the head with a saucepan

@Dangermorris lol I think the shakti mat is safer without getting a concussion lmao 🤣

I honestly cannot remember but I want to say a million?

Just doing my duty, citizen

I was a Siri voice but Apple only pays ¢1 a word and I didn’t like getting out of bed every time someone said “hey Siri”

great answer

No, I’m a Gemini

Good.

My "Muai Xaphoon" Pocket Sax IS A FAKE th-cam.com/video/atwCENN3gno/w-d-xo.html Thanks, Herb, i have since become best friends with the creator of the pocket saxophone and learned the truth

Necessarily, it’s attached permanently to my back by the spikes

@@Dangermorris Ouch... You get relief from it though! RIGHT?

My social media manager advises me that in the 2023, videos need to be 0.5 seconds or less to hold the attention of a modern viewer

You don’t have to, John. You are a free man. Resist the microchip.

Easy there, Brian, I’m spoken for

It’s a real product but you may struggle to find Polaris with it as it’s quite hard to operate at night

@@Dangermorris Thanks. I just finished watching another video on how to find it. I'm going to wait for a clear night.

It’s about five saucepan lengths away from Old Man Saucepan | [ ] *

Instead find your local latitude and put the gnomon to that angle. For true North get the magnetic declination for your area.

It's available. I just got one, along with the "nocturnal" for telling time at night.

I find this is quite nice to lie down on if you have sore back muscles from work - and the pain is fairly tolerable. I think used for yoga it is excruciating- and whether or not that is a “good” or “bad” thing depends entirely upon how you feel about excruciating pain. With that said, everyone’s husband gets them jewellery or perfume. How many women get the joy of opening a large floppy present on Christmas morn, and discovering that their sworn love has spent half their life savings on an unusual torture device from the orient? And the ability to hang the shakti mat from a wall means that she’ll be able to display it in the parlour, eliciting the jealousy of all her friends with conventional husbands.

@@Dangermorris 😂 Thanks for the reponse

Then my job here is done

The instrument was made in the Southern Hemisphere, all mouthpieces are that way up there.

Just doing my duty, citizen

My doctor has advised me that I should not be more famous - but thank you!

Just doing my duty, citizen. I get ¥500,000,000 (¥ouTube bucks) per video watch, like all very famous TH-cam celebrities

I actually think we can monetise this whole basket-over-the-head idea. Call me 🤙

Be sure to subscribe to my channel for more great tips about small tubes

Gnomon says that about my watch!

I can’t say no to my fans…

Remember: the Komuso Shift won’t cure Covid-19 - but it will make you completely OK with it. Lots of hospitals have been putting people on oxygen, but how many have been making sure their patients spend 8 seconds exhaling it?

Not only do they coexist but I often wonder how I ever managed without them!

I’m hoping they will release an artisanal radium ink edition of the kala so that I can use it at night

@@Dangermorris exactly what I was thinking! 😂

For YEARS and years and years my dad wore a watch with a radium dial. There is now a watch-sized area on his wrist where hair doesn't grow, tho he no longer wears a watch at all. Coincidence? I remember loving to stare at it super close .... I wonder if/how that affected my eyes. hmmmm

Just doing my duty ma’am - here in the U.K. top shelf TH-cam content is funded by the NHS

@@Dangermorris hahaha

Although the original video is two weeks long it was edited down for purposes of the average TH-camrs attention span as indicated by our analytics

@@Dangermorris I meant the first sentence to be a question. ....so, how long did you use it ?

Two weeks. The video is of a two-week amphetamine fuelled yoga-sesh that was cut down to a few minutes for the purposes of the review

Amphetamine fuelled yoga sesh 😂

That is because they haven’t seen my review yet…

This cracked me up too in the sense that it made lots of holes in my back

I think the point that you’re missing is that transformation come when we go beyond the comfort zone - so working in a sweatshop is good for you