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I’ve been 5 months pregnant for 3 years

Thank you!

What brand still has Tall? I used to wear Stafford Tall

@davidwellscomedy I have a few Dickies XLT shirts that fit me very well I HATE when my shirts shrink like that lol

I’m 6’2.5” - my wife buys me old navy xl tall. Fits great. Order online only

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Wash cold, dryer on delicate? You think I should bring back the old school line outside for drying clothes?

You’re a real one

Food challenge?

@@MichaelSorrells-or3ke I don’t remember Fenway having Yellow. But I might have missed it.

Thank you! Sometimes a line doesn’t hit as hard. Live comedy.

Man I wish. He’s younger and successful. I am taller.

She was also a 3

You are a hero.

Thank you!

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂 he divides families for sure

It’s the best

Ever? Really? That’s awesome! We’re the best at being the worst! Make sure to subscribe to see if we can reach new lows. 😘

Boom! One for David

How would you describe it? Profanity being targeted at someone instead of being used as description?

Looks like a captain Morgan reference

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It is in the full joke

Not on bourbon St

Solid note. Thank you. I'm thinking maybe chop it down a bit. I use it in the middle of another joke right now. Feels like the first 30 seconds is the strongest.

Is this the comic talking? The drugs talking? Or the comic on drugs talking? Not a bad note

😂😂😂 remember recording over cassette tapes? No way they could figure that one out.

Already on it

@@domilontano I respect your senior class!

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@@Fuller.Family.Channel but the clean up?!!!

@davidwellscomedy all you need is something that breaks the molecular bond of oil, such as dish soap, and water will work just fine... put deck tape on your stage, and the slip risk disappears... (not saying he did it that way... just saying if I can think that way, so can't the jury)

@@Fuller.Family.Channel are you speculating or confessing? 😂

You can barely fill up a hot tub with that much 😂😂

@@davidwellscomedy and that’s not an insane amount of baby oil? Lmao. That’s an insane amount of anything to have in your house.

@@jazzies3178 for us normals sure. How much do you think he must’ve used already? Thats the insane part

@jazzies3178 it's only ~2.5 gaylords (the things watermelons are sold out of)... im pretty sure Nickelodeon used more slime than that in a 30 TV show before... 1000 only sounds like a lot... if it was rice, for example, 1000 lbs of rice is only 100 10 lb bags that's only 8 bags of rice a month for a year... a 3 bedroom house should have a 1000 gallon septic tank and you "should" pump it every 3 years... sure it's a lot of dookie...but it took how long to accumulate?

😂😂😂 and he could use that wax!

Just wait

Middle Age is the greatest and worst time of life

Hahahaha

only the good athletes

Big brother little brother energy but both ways

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