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Ulug Bek
Denmark
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2020
Data analyst by day and a comedian by night. From Uzbekistan/Denmark.
MY DANISH LANGUAGE FAILS - Ulug Bek - Stand-Up Comedy Clips from Denmark
Speaking Danish while thinking in English can lead to unintended consequences. Clips from ALMOST DANES stand up comedy tour in Copenhagen.
"ALMOST DANES 2: Return of the Expats" is coming in 2025!
Show links: linktr.ee/ulugbekcomedy
"ALMOST DANES 2: Return of the Expats" is coming in 2025!
Show links: linktr.ee/ulugbekcomedy
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ALMOST DANE | Full Stand-Up Comedy Special | Ulug Bek
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This stand up comedy special in English is from a show ALMOST DANES, which had 16 runs in Denmark in 2023-2024. It was a duo show together with @KritiPrajapati and our host @AdrianMackinder, who are one of the best expat comedians in Denmark. Many thanks to Comedy Zoo club in Copenhagen for providing the best venue and the footage. The show is about living in Denmark, loving it and almost integ...
Almost Scandinavians - Stand-Up Comedy Show Promo
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Clips from stand up comedy show 'Almost Danes' by Ulug Bek and Kriti Prajapati. The show is about living in Denmark, loving it and almost integrating. Now they are touring with their show 'Almost Scandinavians' in Sweden. Kriti's TH-cam channel: www.youtube.com/@KritiPrajapati #denmark #sweden #expatlife #biking #danish
When Danes Don't Understand Your Danish
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If you mispronounce a Danish word even slightly, people in Denmark may not understand you. #standupcomedy #scandinavia #comedyzoo #expatlife #rødovre #hvidovre
Living with my OCD Girlfriend
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Living with girlfriend who has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). Everything in our house has labels. For me. We still love each other. #funny #organised #autism
When You Are Too Old for Eurovision
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Sometimes, I feel I'm too old for the Eurovision Song Contest #netherlands #finland #ireland #esc
Lunch Time in Denmark Can Surprise You
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Danes have lunch pretty early at work. Too early for me to get hungry. Clip from the stand up comedy show "Almost Danes" in Copenhagen. See the show links in bio. #officelife #scandinavia #expat #comedyzoo #denmark #standup
An Introvert on Stage & at Office Meetings
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An Introvert on Stage & at Office Meetings
Danes are always ready for the weekend. And they expect the same from you.
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Danes are always ready for the weekend. And they expect the same from you.
Why Denmark Has the Worst Nature Among Nordic Countries
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Why Denmark Has the Worst Nature Among Nordic Countries
Asking for Directions in Danish - Ulug Bek
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Asking for Directions in Danish - Ulug Bek
Becoming a Dane (and start worshipping the sun) - Ulug Bek
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Becoming a Dane (and start worshipping the sun) - Ulug Bek
Don't Leave Us Alone With The Danes-Trailer
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Don't Leave Us Alone With The Danes-Trailer
The Truth Behind the Danish Flags at Your Work Desk - Ulug Bek
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The Truth Behind the Danish Flags at Your Work Desk - Ulug Bek
Truth About the Danish Hygge - Ulug Bek
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Truth About the Danish Hygge - Ulug Bek
I Have Two Wives - Ulug Bek (Life in Denmark)
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I Have Two Wives - Ulug Bek (Life in Denmark)
LUL you are actually funny bro. Thumbs up
Thank you
👏👏
I am eating breakfast at 6 - 7 am, so lunch at 11:30 am is suitable for me. Many of my colleges have start on a 16 hours fasting diet, so their first eat their first meal at 11 - 11:30 am.
Finally the full show. Love it!
Thank you
And they eat dinner at 18.00 😮
Quality jokes!
Nice set😎
Thanks 😁
Don't knock risalamande, that's sacred 😁
As a foreigner living in Denmark for 18 years, I corroborate with everything Ulug says. Great observations!
Thank you 🙏
I'm 22 and I can definitely relate to this feeling...
I'm too old too
It looks like hard work! 🤣
Damn, I never understood that obsession with the weekend...
Funny! I'm a Swede but Danes and Swedes have the same "How was you weekend" stuff... so I get it... Norwegians and Finnish are the same I guess! Struggle at work and home... but the weekends are a mini holiday :-)
This was great man! Keep it up!
A great addition to Denmark, funny and a hard worker!
This is a guy who understands the Danish mindset!
Cool story bro. My daughter and I was laughing the whole time
Thank you
Try to explain how to pronounce kurv to someone. 😂
yes! i talk in danish (or i try) and they answer in english 🙈 or if they heard me talking to a friend before: they speak german also, no problem, they will just use MY native language 😅
Oh so you’re Uzbeki! So is my barber. Great guy. Seems the jokes run in the Uzbeki blood 😂!
The only advantage we do have over the other nordic countries is plenty of beaches. The commune I grew up in had about three seperate beaches, but of course you only get to enjoy these in the smaller towns, and most tourists are gonna visit the bigger cities. Buuuuut… The water on the beaches is always cold, even if it is 27 degrees celcius. So you definitely have a point 😂.
Love this content From Denmark
Så sjovt! 😂 Vi går så meget op i vores WEEKENDER 🫣🤭
du er bare så god
The proper way to speak danish is called norwegian.
You forgot the Norwegians 😀
one of us HAS TO DIE! 🤣
For me lunch time is any time between 11:00 and 13:00, but in Norway they eat lunch at 10:30am.
As a norwegian, i'm pretty sure when you eat lunch in Norway depends on where you work. I think my dad has lunch around 11.30
0:29 As a dane i can conferm we smell fear in your voice🙂
:D
Ahh the good old head track yard
Tænk at vi nu står her i 2024 og igen har haft stor invandring, af folk med andre kultur end danmark, jeg synes det er fedt, og jeg er stolt af den hjælp vi har givet. Ukrainerne er bla. faldet godt på plads! En del af mig sidder dog og frygter det går ligesom da de muslimske lande først begyndte at slå rødder i danmark, at kriminaliteten stiger og bandemiljøet bliver forværret :( der håber jeg virkelig ikke.
Thank you for the laughs 😄❤
When you got told, where do you live, sounded more like when do you leave. Even the subtitles said “leave” when you meant “live”.
dane here, the reason why you never win the Weekend Wars is because, as you said, we always do something differently every weekend. It doesnt always matter what you did in the weekend just as long as you explain the best details of what you did and not have litteral VIDEO PROOF of you doing it. What i am saying is that if you have too little amount of details they wont talk about it, if you have too many details they wont talk about it, you just need that middle spot.
Danish is a weird potato language and the greatest mystery is how poets and song writers have managed to wring some beauty from it. No one has yet managed coolness, though.
Danes ALWAYS plan their weekends. And they expect the same from you, thats a NO
Ah, for helvede
Nonsense!
good luck bro
Why have I never seen this guy before? He is hilariously observant 😅
no we don't
Sounds like you work for Novo. My experience is that the earlier work starts the earlier lunch can be 😂 When I was working we didn't have lunch at a specific time so it could be 10:30, 11, 11:30 or 12... It was important to try to get lunch when the cantina wasn't full due to not enough tables and chairs!
“I make fun of Swedes” Well sir it seems it is time to give you citizenship in case you do not have it
Griner 😂
Lunch 11:00
Perfekt 🤣