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It was a joke based on some degree of similarity between "5K'ing" and "fucking". Unfortunately the rest of it just didn't fit in the YT stream title, but the length of it otherwise was perfectly OK for Twitch, and I just didn't have time to come up with something else funny specifically for YT stream title.

Thanks for watching!

No, it's a summer map.

@@callmerive thanks!

Years of DayZ experience plus some very recent practice on deathmatch servers. ;)

@@callmerive no I meant the dude tanking like 5 shots 😂

@@mikedurkin_ Ahha, he ran between almost all my bullets, I only hit him twice and both times in the head - his west wasn't even scratched afterwards!

He kills me pretty much as often as I kill him, so we're even. Plus he's the server owner and the author of this deathmatch mod. ;)

I dunno, man, I didn't pay a dime. ;) Did you?

@@callmerive I stop playing video games years ago.

@@1JOHNBARLEYCORN Ahha, nice, so then I think Star Citizen might be the best one for you - since it's not a game, but a demo filled with glitches ;)

Backseat gaming is terminology used in streams/games when someone wants to play the game for the person who is actually playing. You can also think of a Plane/Jet where there's only one captain but the co-pilot always try to make the decisions.

@@callmerive 1) nice you can put that in your rules next time before you start streaming 2) obviously i didn't backseat just shared my thoughts 3) a) maybe you had a bad day or b) you are a dick - i vote for the b)

@@andrijs1521 You're coming tru like a guy that thinks that he knows better, not like a guy "sharing thoughts". Joined a random chat and without even saying hello started to teach the streamer "easy", in his opinion, ways of playing the game. I don't like to boast, but I've been streaming DayZ for 5 years, over 1000 streams already, more than 7K hours in the game and I know literally everything about loot behavior on vanilla - where and how to find it, I know how it's configured - I've done it myself aswell, I know things about past and present CLE quirks, that are not in the XML files, but still somehow happen in the game - and who are you, for a second, to teach me about it? Why should I even listen to your mentoring if there's no any credibility of the source? I spent literally two weeks on Exp, looking for sharpening stones every day - and nope, they, for some reason, barely spawn in Livonia even tho they are in the config - but you, of course, know better. All my attempts are documented in form of my streams, but you, again, who are you? Don't need to answer, a rhetorical question. But yeah, I was right about you - in the end you just couldn't help yourself and called me a dick, indirectly, but still. Five years of streaming, man - I can tell if a person going to be problematic just by their two first lines in the chat. Have a nice day.

Not "a bit"! I was shaking pretty seriously! :))

@@callmerive how many hours you got in dayz :D

@@bjarke3086 A bit over 5K, but the shakes are still here!

!creep in the chat for a full video. ;)

Yeah, next time I'll try to make a better one, with voice-over and proper music. ;)

@@callmerive yeah the voice over or the stream sound 😜

I thought I would land in Severo and die because of fall damage. But this thing is better than Scroll of Icarian Flight! ;)

Beehive 1982 Looks like in its fall damage formula DayZ only counts difference between heights of starting and landing coords. So if your jump started on the ground and ended on the ground at the same level, there's no damage calculated. Or we can say the DayZ gods were kind to me: the Trickster made the jump possible, the Survivor landed me safely and the Soldier protected me from other players' bullets. ;)

Call Me Rive the DayZ gods?! Is that in the official lore?

@@beehive1982 It's my lore. :) I don't know how you missed it, I thought I've been talking about it too much!

I'd say that looks like... DayZ! After all those years of making the game better and better it's still full of surprises. ;)

:) Tried my best. But can you imagine my frustration? Star Citizen gods deffo learned from their DayZ relatives!