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so apparently i stopped following updates on college humor before 2014 cause i just became aware they're married they look lovely

youre so good for having 8BBC on here. that show was the start of it all for me

Missing: Murph making a horribly bad roll, and Emily hugging him tightly and saying "I love him! I love him!" while Siobhan, Ally and Lou are bullying him.

i loved it when murph said honor the cock and emily immediately yelled THATS MY HUSBAND BABY

they’re so cute but also ally jokingly saying porter is the big bad and he actually was is so funny looking back

They are my paracocial parents I love them

Legitimately the cutest couple on the planet~~

Murph calling Emily “an absolute maniac” lives in my head forever as one of the most beautiful moments they ever shared (he said it with awe and love)

I had glanced at the comments so I thought I knew what the rabbit thing was going to be, and no, no I really did not know what it was going to be.

still looking for the murph to my emily, these two give me hope

Emily's cackle gives me LIFE.

I love how they're dynamic is just Emily loves how smart he is and Murph loves how she is the weirdest funniest person he could find

They are the couple ever💜

I love how they take turns talking its so hard to do that in my household

i will never recover from hearing murph say "pat your paw on your bunny puss"

I love how when they flirt w each other, lou is always just disappointed

Murph and Emily make me believe in love

During the days of the Witch Trials a common accusation men would throw at women was "She's a witch because she's been sneaking into my bedroom at night, sitting on my chest, and sucking out my soul." Emily is a witch. That's not a sexist attempt to shame her. She is literally a witch who literally sits on Murph's chest at night and very literally steals his ability to roll anything higher than a 4. She is very good at her particular brand of witchcraft, and Murph is a willing participant. He knew what he was getting into when he decided to marry a witch, and he knowingly agreed, "You know what? I don't actually need to roll anything higher than a 4. This is a perfectly reasonable trade off and I am being more than fairly compensated for what I am giving up."

missing: Murph: Ow Brennan: What? Murph: She poked me with a d4 and said "does that hurt"

specifically emily asking if murph wouldn’t let her give him a bj as a rabbit made me genuinely almost choke on my water. i was coughing for a solid thirty seconds and tears are still pouring from my eyes.

So sad this came out too early to include Murph: honor the cock Emily: THATS MY HUSBAND!! THATS MY HUSBAND!!1!11!

Boys: "I bet she's thinking about other men" Girls: _"You wouldn't fuck me if I was a rabbit??"_

Emily is the best Wife Worm

Sitting Emily and Murph next to each other for Neverafter was such a good decision

and he’s so non chalant!

new jersey?

“That’s so unfair. You’re so smart and funny and dice HATE you” always makes me howl

1:50 this is a would you still love me if I was a worm

I lost it at the sapphire tattoo. That’s so cute and sweet I love it.

Baby Murph!!!!!

when I think I've surely heard the most wild thing that could come from Emily she proves me wrong with "You wouldn't fuck me if I was a rabbit???"

“What are a few of my favourite things?? Emily’s laughter.” He was so quick 😭❤️ (To be fair it’s also one of mine. It’s so contagious and joyful.)

Seeing that old um, actually set feels so cursed

Just a silly moment talking about mutual masturbation with your wife who was turned into a rabbit 2:12

it's not in this video, but i will always be thinking about the fact that emily cleansed murph's dice in the full moon because he always rolled so bad. a little silly, so romantic ;~;

if I had a nickel for every CH/Dropout cast couple who made me wish I had a boyfriend, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but gosh it's beautiful that it's happened twice.

0:36 Wow they look like babies

The bunny bit is the WILDEST shit Emily has ever come up with

i love seeing murphs development through different fonts of the nerd emoji

2:53 is just the most married couple interaction ever, i love how murph smiled, then immediately realized he was about to get roasted

6:45 I didn't know they played MtG! That's a Mox Sapphire!

I would say I can’t believe Emily supplanted the insanity of “would you love me if I was a worm” gf with “how are we gonna sustain sexual intimacy if I’m a rabbit” wife. but that’d be a lie

mox saphire?

0:40 She 🙅‍♀️ *CANNOT* 🙅‍♂️ focus while they look at eachother.

what is the inverse of a Wife Guy™ because emily is that

we talk about how murph looks at emily whenever she does anything but THE WAY EMILY LOOKS AT MURPH WHEN HE FIGURES SMTH OUT OR COMES UP WITH A COOL PLAN?? i love them your honor

“Would you fuck me if I was a rabbit” the new “would you love me if I was a worm”

Omg I love this thank u for compiling these

Also when Emily pricked Murph with a pointy D4. They are so adorbs. 🥰

Murph is such a Wife Guy, it’s so sweet ❤