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i don`t understand sarcasm

3:45 - there's always someone who'll take the pith.

Brilliant

My ex retired from the Marine corps, trust me they are not that picky who they let in .. seriously. Most now who retired are battling drug and alcohol addiction with abusive behaviors.

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Ha this is great! Didn’t sleep much, but got a lot of worrying done!

I had my patience checked, I'm negative.

To.all u notice the eagle..on top...❤❤❤

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Love it 😊

The one about common sense is good.But, if sense was common everyone would have it.

I don’t suffer from insanity. In fact I rather enjoy it.

In preference to being with you, I would rather have a colonoscopy. But then again both things are a pain in the fanny.

If you don’t believe in hell now, you will when you get there.

Some people are so dumb they can’t pour water out of a glass when the instructions are on the bottom of the glass.

The only time a sweet onion makes you cry is when you don’t have one.

Sarcasm is my native language.

I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.

I know you are, but what am I ? Pee Wee Herman

Delightful - and true - comments!

Here are two great one-liners that I saw somewhere and still remember: 1. You have obviously mistaken me as someone who cares! 2. Don't follow me, I am also lost.

Only 1 thumbs up in two years ?? No man can look upon Nelson Mandelas life and believe in any predjudice hitherto held. No one can hold any such foolishness and see Anything but sweetness in that smile. Had he shown anger/misery where would we all be?? I shudder to think of the subsequent years of darkness we would be enduring without that smile ,without his sweetness, without his resolve

I didn't say you were fat, I said 2 inches shorter, and You'd be a perfect circle.

Once a Marine always a Marine! My dad fought inThe battle of Palilue and on Okinawa then became a China marine . I was was taught to always celebrate the Marine Corps birthday and always stand to attention for the Marine Corp hymn --Simper Fi to my Marine Corp dad!!!

I came from a big family we shared a bed I didn't know what it was like to sleep alone until l got married

When your I.Q. gets to 70 ... sell.

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I understand, I just don't care.

If I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.

" we have something in common.....neither of us know what you are talking about.". That was an original one I came up with.

True, but look at the changes being made,

Semper Fidelis , on board since '56. Retired '77

Semper Fi. Marine since 1969

PRAISE GOD FOREVER for all the Christian Marines, I had the privilege to serve with in our beloved Marine Core, Ooorah PTL JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY SUPREME SOVEREIGN RIGHTEOUS REDEEMER and SAVIOUR!!!❤

Like James buttfuck matthis

That's what MARINES ARE ,BAGS OF SEA CRAWLERS WITH A BAD ATTITUDE COULDN'T REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL AMPHIBIOUS 😊😊😊

Semper Fi

SEMPER FI DEVIL DOG

To all of my Brothers and Sisters, Semper Fi!

Germany 🇩🇪 lost one of the greatest General in modern history today colonel Jamal Baluchi from Bahrain 🇧🇭 🫡🫡🫡

A man amongst men, Giant in the USMC & we are proud of him Semper Fi to or past, present & future! OH Raaa

Semper Fi to all Marines past, present and future. I am proud of all of u with all my heart ❤️❤️❤️

Semper Fidelis.

A Real Hero

Even the great Monty had high respect the Desert Fox

My grandfather played tennis with him Ted was a legend

She was a hero like all the other ones... 🙏

Yes, he is

He's a man ahead of his time

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